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  1. [00.56.29] * Joins: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net)
  2. [00.56.41] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?
  3. [00.56.49] <aperson> SamVib↳ it's just you
  4. [00.56.51] <aperson> keep trying
  5. [00.56.56] <SamVib> I tried.
  6. [00.56.57] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you
  7. [00.57.01] * Quits: l0de (~DAYA@ool-18bd668f.dyn.optonline.net)
  8. [00.57.33] <SamVib> you guys trollin' me?
  9. [00.57.41] <justtip> try harder SamVib
  10. [00.57.45] <justtip> like, really hard
  11. [00.57.46] <SamVib> :(
  12. [00.58.25] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.
  13. [00.58.33] <SamVib> just register
  14. [00.58.40] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?
  15. [00.58.41] <SamVib> I click register and sign in
  16. [00.58.51] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.
  17. [00.58.52] * Parts: nnagflar (~nnagflar@174-29-21-178.hlrn.qwest.net)
  18. [00.58.53] <aperson> SamVib↳ make sure your computer is up to date
  19. [00.59.01] <SamVib> Its up to date. Chrome 9.
  20. [00.59.05] <dd-wrt> probably your browser
  21. [00.59.11] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals
  22. [00.59.12] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons
  23. [00.59.16] <SamVib> let me try another one.
  24. [00.59.22] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, I never thought about it that way but i really will keep that in mind
  25. [00.59.27] <Suaviloquent> are you using firefox?
  26. [00.59.29] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_, my cat literally saved my life in dec.
  27. [00.59.36] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib
  28. [00.59.37] <Suaviloquent> try that.
  29. [00.59.39] <Suaviloquent> Idk why
  30. [00.59.53] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?
  31. [01.00.01] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.
  32. [01.00.04] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.
  33. [01.00.15] * Quits: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) (Quit: brb computer issues)
  34. [01.00.16] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.
  35. [01.00.17] <Suaviloquent> lol
  36. [01.00.17] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator
  37. [01.00.19] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes
  38. [01.00.20] <justtip> oh, hes gone
  39. [01.00.22] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys
  40. [01.00.25] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are
  41. [01.00.26] <dd-wrt> bahahahah
  42. [01.00.32] <pinkfu> ahahaha
  43. [01.00.36] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say
  44. [01.00.44] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera
  45. [01.00.47] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari
  46. [01.00.48] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings
  47. [01.00.50] <Suaviloquent> LOL
  48. 01.00.59] <Suaviloquent> tell them to open up their wifi
  49. [01.01.21] <dd-wrt> ahhh
  50. [01.01.28] <pinkfu> If he comes back...
  51. [01.01.33] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?
  52. [01.01.41] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there
  53. [01.01.56] <aperson> could be a windows issue
  54. [01.01.59] <zaapiel> lol linux
  55. [01.02.03] <justtip> i miss degaussing my monitor
  56. [01.02.09] <zaapiel> computers are a fad anyways
  57. [01.02.09] <justtip> bbwaaaanngggg
  58. [01.02.14] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad
  59. [01.02.17] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people
  60. [01.02.17] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!
  61. [01.02.20] <Suaviloquent> idk about laptops and desktops
  62. [01.02.22] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it
  63. [01.02.28] <zaapiel> i have an ipad
  64. [01.02.33] <zaapiel> i used to to seduce wimmins
  65. [01.02.40] <zaapiel> but also to make typos
  66.  
  67. Some time passes...
  68.  
  69. [01.05.16] * Joins: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net)
  70. [01.05.23] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?
  71. [01.05.28] <SamVib> nope :(
  72. [01.05.34] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?
  73. [01.05.39] <SamVib> Yep.
  74. [01.05.42] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute
  75. [01.05.46] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me
  76. [01.05.51] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?
  77. [01.05.55] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work
  78. [01.05.57] <src> what's wrong?
  79. [01.06.01] <SamVib> I'll try opera
  80. [01.06.02] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance
  81. »-«
  82. [01.06.14] * src dawns his cape
  83. [01.06.20] <Suaviloquent> super-src
  84. [01.06.27] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?
  85. [01.06.30] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem
  86. [01.06.37] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me
  87. [01.06.39] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?
  88. [01.06.40] <SamVib> I use Chrome.
  89. [01.06.42] * Quits: sQuEE` (~narya@186.136.122.183) (Read error: No route to host)
  90. [01.06.42] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode
  91. [01.06.46] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/
  92. [01.06.52] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X
  93. [01.06.52] <pinkfu> I am on the Beta channel though
  94. [01.06.53] <src> opera <3
  95. [01.06.54] <pinkfu> are you?
  96. [01.06.54] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3
  97. [01.06.56] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE
  98. [01.06.59] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on
  99. [01.07.01] <Tunix2_> Chrome
  100. [01.07.02] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others
  101. [01.07.05] <SamVib> Nope.
  102. [01.07.06] <src> fags
  103. [01.07.17] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?
  104. [01.07.18] <Tunix2_> src, source?
  105. [01.07.23] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?
  106. [01.07.27] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?
  107. [01.07.34] <SamVib> chrome 9
  108. [01.07.39] <src> Tunix2_:  huh?
  109. [01.07.40] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.
  110. [01.07.42] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?
  111. [01.07.48] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on
  112. [01.07.50] <SamVib> crap, phone is dead
  113. [01.07.52] <Tunix2_> src, nvm
  114. [01.07.55] <dd-wrt> damn
  115. [01.07.55] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?
  116. [01.08.00] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on.
  117. [01.08.03] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8
  118. [01.08.05] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?
  119. [01.08.06] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*
  120. [01.08.07] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol
  121. [01.08.10] <Suaviloquent> okay
  122. [01.08.10] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh
  123. [01.08.13] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu
  124. [01.08.13] <SamVib> Just Reddit.
  125. [01.08.18] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8
  126. [01.08.21] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator
  127. [01.08.21] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!
  128. [01.08.24] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?
  129. [01.08.26] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns
  130. [01.08.35] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?
  131. [01.08.36] <src> SamVib:  clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?
  132. [01.08.38] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?
  133. [01.08.41] <SamVib> It loads.
  134. [01.08.45] <SamVib> I can't log in.
  135. [01.08.48] <Suaviloquent> weird..
  136. [01.08.48] <src> lol
  137. [01.08.49] <pinkfu> What does it say?
  138. [01.08.51] <supersaw> you broke it
  139. [01.08.53] <Suaviloquent> do you have a username on reddit?
  140. [01.08.55] <justtip> log in, but with vigor
  141. [01.08.57] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?
  142. [01.08.58] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.
  143. [01.09.00] <justtip> you have to want it
  144. [01.09.05] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?
  145. [01.09.06] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?
  146. [01.09.07] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?!?!
  147. [01.09.11] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.
  148. [01.09.13] <Suaviloquent> wtf
  149. [01.09.16] <SamVib> its SwypeTips
  150. [01.09.18] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?
  151. [01.09.18] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg
  152. [01.09.19] <Suaviloquent> okay
  153. [01.09.19] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?
  154. [01.09.20] <pinkfu> weird
  155. [01.09.24] <uhfekt> you madd banned
  156. [01.09.26] <SamVib> and I click "Register"
  157. [01.09.27] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the  main page?
  158. [01.09.29] <uhfekt> for life
  159. [01.09.29] <jaybdavis01> Does anyone use opendns?
  160. [01.09.30] <SamVib> and then I log in from there
  161. [01.09.30] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer
  162. [01.09.37] <aperson> SamVib↳ have you tried changing your DNS?
  163. [01.09.40] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon
  164. [01.09.42] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in
  165. [01.09.45] * Quits: Ogm (~Miranda@142.162.67.231) (Quit: Ogm)
  166. [01.09.45] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions
  167. [01.09.50] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban
  168. [01.09.52] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.
  169. [01.09.54] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you
  170. [01.09.54] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn
  171. [01.10.00] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned :\
  172. [01.10.05] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..
  173. [01.10.08] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?
  174. [01.10.08] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad
  175. [01.10.10] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely
  176. [01.10.13] <SamVib> I rarely post.
  177. [01.10.14] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban
  178. [01.10.18] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around
  179. [01.10.19] <Tunix2_> SamVib, email me at trusted1@mailinator.com with your user and pass and ill check if you got banned or not
  180. [01.10.20] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately
  181. [01.10.24] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting
  182. [01.10.27] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage
  183. [01.10.30] <SamVib> Nope.
  184. [01.10.32] <justtip> baannnnedddddd
  185. [01.10.36] <src> totally banned
  186. [01.10.37] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?
  187. [01.10.41] <pinkfu> Anything different?
  188. [01.10.43] <uhfekt> defo banned
  189. [01.10.47] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck
  190. [01.10.52] <src> mucho grundo banned
  191. [01.10.54] <uhfekt> banned as all fucks
  192. [01.10.57] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?
  193. [01.10.59] <pinkfu> :D
  194. [01.11.06] <SamVib> .....shit
  195. [01.11.06] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes
  196. [01.11.07] <SamVib> reddit is in "emergency read-only mode" right now. :( you won't be able to log in. we're sorry, and are working frantically to fix the problem.
  197. [01.11.09] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib
  198. [01.11.11] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever
  199. [01.11.18] <SamVib> I am stupid
  200. [01.11.18] * pinkfu snards
  201. [01.11.18] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib
  202. [01.11.29] <pinkfu> hahaha
  203. [01.11.33] <SamVib> why fuck me? :(
  204. [01.11.35] <uhfekt> you ruined everything
  205. [01.11.36] <Tunix2_> hahahaha
  206. [01.11.39] * Joins: TheErik (~erik@c-71-59-196-10.hsd1.or.comcast.net)
  207. [01.11.45] <dd-wrt> rofl
  208. [01.11.50] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest
  209. [01.11.50] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff
  210. [01.11.50] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS
  211. [01.11.53] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU
  212. [01.11.55] <src> you just got banned irl
  213. [01.11.56] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down
  214. [01.11.56] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!
  215. [01.11.57] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE
  216. [01.11.59] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard
  217. [01.12.00] <Suaviloquent> LOL.
  218. [01.12.00] <pinkfu> sorry
  219. [01.12.01] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS
  220. [01.12.02] <SamVib> fuck you
  221. [01.12.03] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.
  222. [01.12.06] <pinkfu> SORRY
  223. [01.12.06] <SamVib> FUCK YOU
  224. 01.12.07] <SamVib> :(
  225. [01.12.08] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY
  226. [01.12.09] <pinkfu> hahahaha
  227. [01.12.12] * Joins: duey (~duey@2001:44b8:61::1d7)
  228. [01.12.12] <uhfekt> lawl
  229. [01.12.14] <dd-wrt> i am laughing so fucking hard right now
  230. [01.12.15] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all
  231. [01.12.22] * pinkfu is crying
  232. [01.12.23] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban
  233. [01.12.24] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick
  234. [01.12.26] <SamVib> for free
  235. [01.12.28] <SamVib> of course.
  236. [01.12.38] <SamVib> And then I pooped in my own mouth.
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