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- 1
- 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,232
- (PANTING) Okay.
- 2
- 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,311
- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
- 3
- 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,515
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- 4
- 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,816
- Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy.
- 5
- 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,680
- Come on, come on, we gotta move,
- we gotta move.
- 6
- 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,040
- Whoa!
- 7
- 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,072
- (GRUNTING)
- 8
- 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,715
- (SPITS) Uh-oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- 9
- 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,074
- No, no, no, no, no!
- 10
- 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,388
- (SCREAMING)
- 11
- 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,799
- (GRUNTING)
- 12
- 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840
- Huh?
- 13
- 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,279
- (GASPING) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 14
- 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,396
- (GRUNTS) Hey! Hey! Gotcha!
- 15
- 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,071
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 16
- 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,599
- (GRUNTS) Ow! Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
- 17
- 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,715
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 18
- 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,870
- I don't like it! I don't like it!
- 19
- 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,040
- (GRUNTS)
- 20
- 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,790
- (GRUNTING)
- 21
- 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,995
- Whoo! (CHUCKLES)
- 22
- 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,793
- (SCREAMING)
- 23
- 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,193
- Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow!
- 24
- 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,872
- Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh!
- 25
- 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,076
- Beak! Wing! Tail!
- 26
- 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160
- Ribs!
- 27
- 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,869
- Giblets!
- 28
- 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,995
- (GROANS)
- 29
- 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,395
- Ha!
- 30
- 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,833
- (SCREAMING)
- 31
- 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,520
- I'm flying!
- 32
- 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,629
- Nope, still can't fly.
- 33
- 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:15,995
- (SCREAMING)
- 34
- 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,557
- (BURBLING) I cannot believe this.
- 35
- 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,879
- Breathe, breathe. (INHALES)
- 36
- 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400
- (GASPS)
- 37
- 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,708
- (COUGHING)
- 38
- 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,079
- Bottom feeder.
- 39
- 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,879
- Up and over!
- 40
- 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,435
- (PANTING)
- 41
- 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,914
- Whew! (GASPS)
- 42
- 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,149
- - Ta-da!
- - (HORN TOOTS)
- 43
- 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,496
- - (SHRIEKING)
- - No, no, no, no.
- 44
- 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,431
- Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown.
- 45
- 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,794
- Oh, boy.
- 46
- 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,836
- - That's a loud... Loud...
- - (SOBBING)
- 47
- 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,319
- You're very scared of me.
- 48
- 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,753
- - Here, come here.
- - (SHRIEKING)
- 49
- 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,068
- Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind.
- 50
- 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,275
- Uh, happy hatchday!
- 51
- 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,360
- Oh! Hi, pal.
- 52
- 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,712
- You must be so disappointed
- in yourself for being this late.
- 53
- 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,800
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- 54
- 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,096
- I'm not late. Look at the time.
- 55
- 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,917
- See, the order said before noon.
- 56
- 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,835
- (CACKLING)
- 57
- 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,309
- Okay, now you're late.
- 58
- 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,277
- - What?
- - Where have you been?
- 59
- 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,416
- - It's funny you ask. You see, I was...
- - You missed the party.
- 60
- 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,192
- - What is that?
- - Oh, that.
- 61
- 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,416
- Um, yes, see, I fell on the box.
- 62
- 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,440
- (CHITTERS)
- 63
- 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,999
- - Oh, the squirrel?
- - (GIGGLES)
- 64
- 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,274
- That's on us.
- 65
- 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,920
- You know, I tried to keep my body
- between the ground and the box,
- 66
- 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,720
- but, you know,
- I think I got a little bruise.
- 67
- 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,358
- - See anything back there?
- - (GROANS)
- 68
- 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,509
- Hear that, honey?
- 69
- 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,151
- The clown we paid to be here an hour ago
- fell on our son's hatchday cake.
- 70
- 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,754
- That's why our son's hatchday party
- is ruined!
- 71
- 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840
- Oh!
- 72
- 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,878
- And the next time you mess up,
- don't tell me a story,
- 73
- 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,997
- just take responsibility.
- 74
- 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,559
- Hey, man, it wasn't a story.
- 75
- 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,870
- "I'm a screwup that woke up late
- 76
- 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,936
- - "and fell on the thing you paid for!"
- - (MIMICKING GIBBERISH)
- 77
- 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,976
- - It wasn't a story. I almost drowned.
- - "I'm really bad at my job and I'm late..."
- 78
- 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,399
- Why don't we just settle this out
- 79
- 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,232
- - and say the cake's on you.
- - You.
- 80
- 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,792
- (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- 81
- 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,351
- I'm sorry, it's on me?
- 82
- 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,993
- Well, who else would it be on?
- 83
- 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,274
- (CHUCKLES)
- 84
- 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,073
- (SIGHS) Well, you know, I...
- 85
- 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,835
- I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um,
- but since you asked.
- 86
- 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,357
- Rather than being on me, as you suggested,
- 87
- 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,237
- this cake is on you!
- 88
- 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,313
- So, you wanna hear a story?
- 89
- 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,829
- I run my butt off, literally, mind you,
- 90
- 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,036
- to get the "gluten-free cake."
- 91
- 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,553
- What the heck is gluten?
- 92
- 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,835
- I mean, does gluten even exist?
- 93
- 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,319
- (TREMBLING) Who are you?
- 94
- 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,435
- Get outta here!
- 95
- 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,440
- Already? But you're the only one
- that's had cake.
- 96
- 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480
- What...
- 97
- 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640
- Mmm.
- 98
- 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,268
- Oh, that's good stuff.
- 99
- 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,656
- Mmm. Anybody want to eat some cake
- off their dad or husband?
- 100
- 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,638
- Who needs plates when you got
- this guy's face, right? (CHUCKLES)
- 101
- 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,717
- Oh, oh, mmm! Oh, wait. I almost forgot.
- 102
- 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,336
- You know, I'm supposed to do
- a quick customer satisfaction survey
- 103
- 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,032
- before I (WHISTLES) split, okay?
- 104
- 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,271
- So, on a scale of one to three stars,
- what would you say about my performance?
- 105
- 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,856
- - And don't forget, the squirrel was...
- - (SQU EAKS)
- 106
- 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,393
- (DISTORTED)...free...
- 107
- 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,632
- (DISTORTED SCREAM)
- 108
- 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,797
- - Sorry about this!
- - No!
- 109
- 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,193
- My bad.
- 110
- 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,880
- (GRUNTS)
- 111
- 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,960
- Huh!
- 112
- 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,037
- (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- 113
- 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,832
- - (OTHERS GASP)
- - Mmm!
- 114
- 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,879
- RED: (MUFFLED) Congratulations!
- 115
- 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,149
- - Huh?
- - Oh!
- 116
- 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,389
- It's a boy!
- 117
- 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,834
- <i>(PARANOID</i> BY BLACK SABBATH PLAYING)
- 118
- 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,955
- Mmm.
- 119
- 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,116
- - Mmm.
- - (ANGRY GRUNT)
- 120
- 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,040
- Hmm?
- 121
- 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,230
- - Ooh. Ooh, ooh.
- - Huh?
- 122
- 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,436
- - Mm. Mm.
- - (GASPS)
- 123
- 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,032
- Ooh-hoo-hoo! (GROANS)
- 124
- 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,157
- - FEMALE CLASSMATE: Hey, Eyebrows.
- - (LAUGHTER)
- 125
- 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,440
- (WHISPERING)
- 126
- 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,229
- Eyebrows!
- 127
- 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,594
- ALL: Eyebrows!
- 128
- 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,998
- (ANGRY GRUNTING)
- 129
- 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,520
- (SNORING)
- 130
- 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,192
- - (POUNDING)
- - (GROANS)
- 131
- 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:07,909
- (YELLS)
- 132
- 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:11,880
- (RED SIGHS)
- 133
- 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,519
- Whee!
- 134
- 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,358
- (GASPING)
- 135
- 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,074
- - (SNEEZES)
- - Huh?
- 136
- 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,400
- (SNIFFLES)
- 137
- 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,480
- (SNEEZING)
- 138
- 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,240
- (GROANS)
- 139
- 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,235
- Oh!
- 140
- 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,560
- Hmm.
- 141
- 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,712
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
- 142
- 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,833
- (GULPS) Uh-oh.
- 143
- 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,800
- Hmm?
- 144
- 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000
- Oh.
- 145
- 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,599
- (GRUNTING)
- 146
- 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,149
- (GIGGLING)
- 147
- 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:58,475
- (ANGRY GRUNT)
- 148
- 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,720
- (ANGRY GRUNT)
- 149
- 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:12,232
- EVA: Your Honor, our family has
- always practiced natural childhatch.
- 150
- 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,199
- The risks of having
- a scrambled infant are too great.
- 151
- 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,952
- There was going to be music,
- 152
- 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,231
- the nest was going to be full of
- beautiful, fresh-cut flowers.
- 153
- 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- 154
- 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,238
- And the first two faces he was going to see
- 155
- 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,912
- were the loving faces
- 156
- 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,416
- (SOBBING) of his mother and his father.
- 157
- 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,634
- (CROWD MURMURING)
- 158
- 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,189
- (GIGGLES)
- 159
- 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,635
- We can never get that moment back.
- 160
- 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,794
- Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be
- the first face your baby saw.
- 161
- 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,536
- (CHUCKLES) I mean,
- what are we talking about here?
- 162
- 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,278
- He probably doesn't even remember me.
- 163
- 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,195
- - Daddy!
- - (CROWD GASPS)
- 164
- 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,271
- No, no, no. No. Shh. Shut up.
- 165
- 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,400
- - Shut up.
- - (GROWLING)
- 166
- 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,555
- Cool it.
- 167
- 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,111
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- am I a passionate bird?
- 168
- 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,275
- Yes.
- 169
- 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,554
- (CHUCKLES) Guilty as can be.
- 170
- 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,756
- - It was a quality cake.
- - Mmm.
- 171
- 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,799
- Look, I worked very hard
- to get it there on time
- 172
- 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,031
- and he wouldn't even try it!
- 173
- 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,318
- (CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Red, we are
- a happy, happy bird community.
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- 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,469
- ALL: Mmm-hmm.
- 175
- 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,755
- Under the protection of Mighty Eagle,
- 176
- 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,595
- we work, we play, we laugh, we love,
- 177
- 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,831
- and we live our lives
- free from conflict and strife, sir.
- 178
- 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,229
- We love the sound
- of our own voice, too, evidently.
- 179
- 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,956
- Perhaps you never heard the joke,
- "Why don't birds fly?"
- 180
- 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,268
- I'm gonna tell you why.
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- 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,834
- Because where else
- would we ever wanna go?
- 182
- 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,911
- (LAUGHTER)
- 183
- 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,275
- - It gets me every time, guys!
- - Wow! Not a good joke.
- 184
- 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,591
- So now, what am I to make
- of the likes of you?
- 185
- 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,878
- There seems to be a recurring issue here.
- 186
- 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,515
- - Anger.
- - (CROWD MURMURS)
- 187
- 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,016
- (SCOFFS) I don't think
- I have an anger issue.
- 188
- 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,632
- I think you got an anger issue.
- 189
- 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,989
- (CROWD GASPS)
- 190
- 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,878
- Anger is a weed growing in our garden.
- 191
- 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,477
- And what do you do when you find a weed?
- 192
- 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,109
- I don't know,
- but I bet you're gonna tell me.
- 193
- 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,918
- You pluck it out!
- 194
- 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,798
- Oh, my God.
- 195
- 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,869
- Mr. Red, when you moved your house
- outside of our village,
- 196
- 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,349
- did you notice that
- nobody tried to stop you?
- 197
- 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,440
- (SIGHS)
- 198
- 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:16,277
- Birds, they may smile at you on the street,
- but that doesn't mean they like you.
- 199
- 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,035
- (EXHALES)
- 200
- 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,469
- Mmm-hmm. Hey, you know what?
- I got a question for you.
- 201
- 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,075
- Are you aware that that robe
- that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?
- 202
- 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:28,358
- We all see ya prancing along the street,
- Your Honor!
- 203
- 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,876
- And you're, what, and I'm just
- approximating here, like, an inch tall?
- 204
- 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,456
- - You... What are you doing?
- - (CROWD GASPS)
- 205
- 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,277
- <i>- Voilà!</i>
- - (SNEEZES)
- 206
- 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,675
- - (SNIFFLES)
- - Yeesh.
- 207
- 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,016
- - (CROWD GASPS)
- - What the...
- 208
- 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,553
- Daddy!
- 209
- 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,717
- Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes,
- 210
- 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:48,989
- I have no choice but to impose
- the maximum penalty allowed by the law.
- 211
- 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,992
- Anger management class.
- 212
- 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,160
- - (CROWD GROANS)
- - Oh.
- 213
- 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,759
- Pluck my life.
- 214
- 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,232
- - (GASPS)
- - (FRUSTRATED GROAN)
- 215
- 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,436
- - Fresh worms caught today.
- - Huh?
- 216
- 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,714
- Hey, Red. How are ya?
- 217
- 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,800
- Oh, I'm horrible.
- 218
- 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840
- STELLA: Oh, hi, Red.
- 219
- 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:04,989
- It's good to see you!
- 220
- 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,816
- - I wish I could say the same.
- - Get your worms here!
- 221
- 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,114
- - (LAUGHING)
- - Upsy-daisy!
- 222
- 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,269
- (GASPS)
- 223
- 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,519
- Thank you. (GROANS)
- 224
- 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,670
- - (PLAYING LIVELY TUNE)
- - Ah! Huh?
- 225
- 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,153
- - (PLAYING SQUEAKY NOTES)
- - Huh?
- 226
- 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,274
- - Let's go.
- - Oh.
- 227
- 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,429
- (YOUNG BIRDS GIGGLING)
- 228
- 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,551
- How are you, Susie? You good?
- 229
- 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,148
- No running. No running. (CHUCKLES)
- 230
- 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,233
- - Ooh!
- - Come on.
- 231
- 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,193
- Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along?
- 232
- 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,633
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Oh, boy.
- 233
- 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,550
- You guys ever thought about bird control?
- 234
- 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,880
- Oof!
- 235
- 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,109
- Left, right, left, right.
- 236
- 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,633
- There ya go.
- 237
- 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,914
- (HUMMING)
- 238
- 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,034
- (MOCKING HUM)
- 239
- 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,875
- Hey, hey.
- 240
- 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,640
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- 241
- 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,068
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- 242
- 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,752
- - (GIGGLING)
- - All right. Oop!
- 243
- 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,672
- - (GROANS)
- - SHIRLEY: Shirley.
- 244
- 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,875
- Girly, you got this.
- 245
- 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,120
- MONICA: We don't want you to fall, now.
- Take your time.
- 246
- 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,071
- - (GROANS)
- - Here we go. That's it.
- 247
- 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,434
- (GRUNTING)
- 248
- 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,953
- Oh, you're doing it!
- 249
- 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280
- Seriously?
- 250
- 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,588
- I'm almost there.
- 251
- 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,319
- (FRUSTRATED GROAN)
- 252
- 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,988
- Hmm?
- 253
- 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,080
- Nope.
- 254
- 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,229
- Hmm.
- 255
- 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,431
- (BIRDS GASPING HAPPILY)
- 256
- 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,235
- - (ALL GASP)
- - (SPITTING)
- 257
- 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,274
- (LAUGHTER)
- 258
- 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,313
- YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Pigeon pose.
- 259
- 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,079
- Crane pose.
- 260
- 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,280
- - (PANTING)
- - Okay, we worked out.
- 261
- 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,231
- - Who's down for a froyo?
- - Ooh!
- 262
- 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,355
- - Froyo.
- - Wow.
- 263
- 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,192
- "Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free.
- 264
- 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,952
- "Defender of our homes and liberty!"
- 265
- 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,040
- Hi, Red.
- 266
- 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,599
- Is one of those yours?
- 267
- 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,720
- What?
- 268
- 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,552
- Yeah, when birds fly.
- 269
- 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,756
- DAY CARE BIRD: "Mighty Eagle is a legend."
- 270
- 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,791
- (STATUE LAUGHING RHYTHMICALLY)
- 271
- 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,959
- (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT)
- 272
- 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,829
- (GRUMBLES)
- 273
- 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,273
- (CRACKING)
- 274
- 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,519
- (ANGRY GRUNTING)
- 275
- 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,034
- (EXHALES)
- 276
- 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,475
- Mmm.
- 277
- 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,835
- (GRUNTS)
- 278
- 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,999
- (GROANS IN PAIN)
- 279
- 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,995
- (EXHALES)
- 280
- 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,355
- (YELLING)
- 281
- 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,309
- (GRUNTING)
- You think that's funny? Ha-ha-ha!
- 282
- 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,509
- This is funny!
- 283
- 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,671
- (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING CONTINUES)
- 284
- 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,840
- Uh-oh.
- 285
- 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,912
- (GRUNTING)
- 286
- 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,480
- Oh! Ah! Come on!
- 287
- 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,194
- (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING DISTORTS)
- 288
- 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,833
- (GRUNTING)
- 289
- 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,120
- - (YELLS)
- - (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING STOPS)
- 290
- 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,434
- (PANTING)
- 291
- 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,796
- (RHYTHMIC LAUGHING)
- 292
- 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920
- What?
- 293
- 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,069
- (GRUNTING)
- 294
- 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,513
- (STATUE GRUNTS)
- 295
- 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,400
- Oof!
- 296
- 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,309
- (GRUNTS)
- 297
- 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,359
- Whew! (PANTING)
- 298
- 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,120
- (GRUNTS)
- 299
- 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,792
- - (HELENE GASPS)
- - Hmm?
- 300
- 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,472
- - Don't look, Bobby.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 301
- 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,756
- The anger might be contagious.
- 302
- 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,160
- Let's go!
- 303
- 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,394
- - He started it.
- - HELENE: Move it, move it! Don't look back!
- 304
- 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,834
- (GROANS)
- 305
- 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,399
- There you go.
- 306
- 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,235
- Uh-huh.
- 307
- 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,398
- (STATUE GROANS WEAKLY)
- 308
- 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,879
- (GRUNTING)
- 309
- 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,315
- Oh, look at this.
- 310
- 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,152
- This is gonna be awful.
- 311
- 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,236
- Okay, I guess that's art.
- 312
- 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,193
- That's garbage.
- 313
- 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,113
- And that's exotic.
- 314
- 00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,954
- "Free rage" what?
- 315
- 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,056
- - MATILDA: Oh, hi!
- - (GASPS)
- 316
- 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,559
- - Hi there! Welcome...
- - Oh, hello.
- 317
- 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,835
- ...to the Infinity Acceptance group.
- 318
- 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,353
- - I am Matilda.
- - Okay.
- 319
- 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,797
- And I'm just super psyched
- to be taking this journey with you!
- 320
- 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,195
- Ah! You're gonna have a blast.
- 321
- 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,759
- I'm really fun.
- 322
- 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,592
- (CHUCKLING)
- Everybody says that about me.
- 323
- 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,079
- Hey, guys.
- 324
- 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,513
- Say hello to Red, everyone.
- 325
- 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600
- Hello!
- 326
- 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,548
- Hi, Red. (CHUCKLES)
- 327
- 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,551
- Hello, birds I won't get to know well.
- 328
- 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,256
- Hey, apparently somebody didn't get
- the memo that we like to start on time
- 329
- 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,296
- because you're about two minutes late.
- 330
- 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,360
- Don't let it happen again.
- 331
- 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,400
- Hi, my name is Chuck.
- 332
- 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,496
- I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot.
- 333
- 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,714
- I like you a lot. I can tell.
- 334
- 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,155
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- 335
- 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,199
- Now, Red, would you like to
- share your story with us?
- 336
- 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,429
- No, not really.
- 337
- 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,478
- Well, the court mentioned
- something about a rage episode
- 338
- 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,835
- at a child's birthday party.
- 339
- 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,031
- How long is this class, anyway?
- 340
- 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,475
- As long as you make it.
- 341
- 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,152
- - Really? Oh, okay.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 342
- 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,789
- Uh, gentlemen, very nice to see you,
- and to almost meet you.
- 343
- 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,816
- Probably the nicest part of it
- is not getting to meet you,
- 344
- 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,456
- - you know, in some weird way.
- - (BOTH GROAN)
- 345
- 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,357
- All right, so I'm gonna go ahead
- 346
- 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,069
- and scoot on back out
- past those creepy statues and, uh...
- 347
- 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,957
- (GRUNTS) Back you go.
- 348
- 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,076
- - Sure. No, I can take a seat.
- - (HUMMING)
- 349
- 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,196
- So, in another sense,
- 350
- 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:16,037
- you are here until I notify the court
- that your anger issues have been resolved.
- 351
- 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,120
- (GIGGLES)
- 352
- 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,395
- Oh, boy.
- 353
- 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,520
- Chuck!
- 354
- 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,039
- Share your story with Red.
- 355
- 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,190
- Me? I am the last guy who should be here.
- 356
- 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,633
- Simple speeding ticket.
- 357
- 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,474
- Judge tells me I was going too fast,
- so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was.
- 358
- 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,595
- "You caught me."
- 359
- 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,113
- I'm not angry. I'm honest.
- 360
- 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,310
- So, shouldn't I be in
- honesty management class?
- 361
- 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,630
- 'Cause we gotta manage my honesty.
- 362
- 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,909
- Mmm-hmm.
- 363
- 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,591
- My one problem, that's a different story
- than you told last time.
- 364
- 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,949
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- 365
- 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,976
- - (SIREN WAILING)
- - (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 366
- 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,070
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>
- 367
- 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,077
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast</i>
- 368
- 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200
- Hmm.
- 369
- 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,952
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>
- 370
- 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,679
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast</i>
- 371
- 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,149
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>
- 372
- 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,834
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da beast</i>
- 373
- 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,551
- - Drinks on me, guys!
- - (CHEERING)
- 374
- 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,360
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police</i>
- 375
- 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,715
- <i>Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast</i>
- 376
- 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,677
- - Mmm-mmm.
- - MATILDA: <i>Chuck?</i>
- 377
- 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,671
- Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream.
- 378
- 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,716
- All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it.
- 379
- 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,360
- And this is T erence.
- 380
- 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,078
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 381
- 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,276
- Whew! More like terrifying.
- 382
- 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,233
- Now, it says here, in your little filey...
- 383
- 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,390
- - (SIREN WAILING)
- - (PANICKED SCREAMING)
- 384
- 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,794
- (CRASHING)
- 385
- 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,919
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 386
- 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,399
- (LOUD SCREAM)
- 387
- 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,391
- - (CRASHING)
- - (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 388
- 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,994
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 389
- 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,551
- Terence, uh, seems to have had
- an (CLEARS THROAT) incident.
- 390
- 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,316
- Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago.
- 391
- 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,231
- Tell us your story, Bomb.
- 392
- 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,955
- (SIGHS) Okay.
- 393
- 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,395
- Well, sometimes when I get upset,
- 394
- 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,837
- I, uh, have been known to, uh, blow up.
- 395
- 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,955
- So, like, uh... Like, what, like,
- you get mad, you mean?
- 396
- 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,189
- Well, no.
- 397
- 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,032
- I literally blow up, okay?
- 398
- 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,588
- I explode like a bomb.
- 399
- 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,269
- (IMITATES BOMB
- WHISTLING THROUGH AIR)
- 400
- 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,391
- - (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
- - (CHUCK GASPS)
- 401
- 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,993
- Hence the name.
- 402
- 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,119
- CROWD: Surprise!
- 403
- 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,308
- (SQUEAKING)
- 404
- 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,798
- - (PARTY HORN SQUEAKS)
- - Ah, excuse me.
- 405
- 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,029
- Party foul.
- 406
- 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,120
- Ow!
- 407
- 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,476
- (SQUEALS) Do it!
- 408
- 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,560
- No can do.
- 409
- 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,312
- I just went boom-boom before class.
- 410
- 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,616
- Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all,
- 411
- 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,349
- but this can maybe make it a little more
- interesting to me, so please, explode.
- 412
- 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,714
- You can't do it, can you?
- 413
- 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,869
- Yes, I can,
- 414
- 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,991
- - but I'm having back issues today.
- - Ugh!
- 415
- 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,196
- So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
- 416
- 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,713
- Oh, do it!
- 417
- 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,176
- Not the time or place, little amigo.
- 418
- 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,111
- These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?
- 419
- 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,912
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 420
- 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,959
- Are we speaking telepathically,
- or you're just...
- 421
- 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,678
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 422
- 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,673
- Good talk.
- 423
- 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,596
- Nice chatting with you.
- 424
- 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,117
- Today we're gonna be working on
- managing our anger through movement.
- 425
- 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,435
- - CHUCK: Mmm.
- - The first pose is the dancer pose.
- 426
- 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,520
- (FLOOR CREAKING)
- 427
- 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,800
- - (GASPS)
- - Great form, Terence.
- 428
- 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,068
- Mmm! Eagle! Heron!
- 429
- 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200
- Peacock! Warrior!
- 430
- 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,316
- Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust!
- King pigeon!
- 431
- 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,913
- And of course, downward duck.
- 432
- 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,393
- (GROANS) Huh?
- 433
- 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,228
- - (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- - Uh, excuse me, boring hippie lady.
- 434
- 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,056
- - Uh-huh?
- - Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke.
- 435
- 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,638
- And have you done this before?
- 436
- 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,676
- Uh, yes, I have, but usually not for free.
- 437
- 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,239
- - (GRUNTS)
- - Didn't think so.
- 438
- 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,016
- - Awesome.
- - And how are we doing over here, Bomb?
- 439
- 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,032
- (STRAINING) Doing wonderful.
- Stretching out the core. (GROANS)
- 440
- 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,115
- Just remember to breathe up
- through your feathers and from your talons.
- 441
- 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,997
- - (GROANING)
- <i>- Namaste.</i>
- 442
- 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,957
- - (HISSING)
- - Bomb?
- 443
- 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,479
- (CHUCK COUGHING)
- 444
- 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,835
- CHUCK: Nice!
- 445
- 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,160
- (COUGHING)
- 446
- 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,600
- BOMB: I don't know what happened.
- 447
- 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,552
- I was doing the poses,
- I was feeling all Zen,
- 448
- 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,950
- Matilda was digging it,
- then I lost my grip on it.
- 449
- 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,071
- Let it slip and it just squeaked out.
- 450
- 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,229
- Hey, so, where we going?
- 451
- 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,958
- I'm sorry. "We"?
- 452
- 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,040
- Yes, we.
- 453
- 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,390
- There's a new happiness exhibit
- at the Museum of Happiness
- 454
- 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,272
- that I'm dying to see.
- 455
- 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,520
- Uh, you know what?
- 456
- 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,312
- I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing.
- 457
- 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400
- A thing?
- 458
- 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,034
- (WHISPERS) Like a disease?
- 459
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,917
- (GASPS) Is it bird flu? Chicken pox?
- 460
- 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,399
- (GASPS) Cardinal sin?
- 461
- 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,950
- No, by "thing," I mean, like, um,
- desire not to hang out.
- 462
- 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,040
- With you.
- 463
- 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760
- Oh.
- 464
- 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,896
- Oh, yeah, well...
- You know, may be for the best, you know,
- 465
- 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,639
- because, uh, I got something, too.
- 466
- 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,518
- Ha! How did I forget?
- 467
- 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,672
- Even if you'd said yes,
- I probably couldn't have gone.
- 468
- 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,952
- I'm busy, too.
- 469
- 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,389
- I have a, uh, business offer,
- uh, deal that is, uh...
- 470
- 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,436
- No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy.
- 471
- 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,069
- It's... It's charming up to a point,
- and now it's just sad.
- 472
- 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,792
- It's a guy I know.
- 473
- 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,554
- - (GROANS)
- - And he's opening up
- 474
- 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,108
- - a brand-new luxury...
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 475
- 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,718
- ...class reunion.
- 476
- 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,115
- Okay.
- 477
- 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,350
- Good. Good, good, good.
- 478
- 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,192
- Well, looks like it's just us.
- 479
- 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,713
- Want to go get a bite?
- 480
- 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,634
- Oh, but what about your "class reunion"
- where everybody brings a "business offer"?
- 481
- 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,790
- Oh! (CHUCKLES) No, no, no.
- 482
- 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,552
- Chuck, I was lying.
- 483
- 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,834
- I'm sorry if I fooled you.
- 484
- 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,639
- <i>(BEHIND BLUE EYES</i>
- BY LIMP BIZKIT PLAYING)
- 485
- 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,717
- (YOUNG BIRDS LAUGHING)
- 486
- 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,349
- - Hmm?
- - Nuh-uh! No means no.
- 487
- 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,800
- Hmm.
- 488
- 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,400
- My sweetheart.
- 489
- 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,514
- Cheers.
- 490
- 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,434
- - Hey!
- - Hmm?
- 491
- 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,909
- Get over here!
- 492
- 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,956
- Hey, peckerhead!
- 493
- 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,837
- (CHUCKLING) What's up?
- 494
- 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,559
- (SIGHS) Hmm.
- 495
- 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,230
- <i>To be the sad man</i>
- 496
- 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,835
- OLIVE: Ooh!
- 497
- 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,839
- - Oh! Oh, I felt a peck!
- - Oh!
- 498
- 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,914
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 499
- 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,357
- <i>And no one knows what it's like to be hated</i>
- 500
- 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,070
- <i>To be fated</i>
- 501
- 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,275
- (SIGHS)
- 502
- 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,397
- <i>To telling only lies</i>
- 503
- 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,472
- This is the legendary Mighty Eagle,
- 504
- 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,031
- our protector and hero,
- but no one has seen him for years.
- 505
- 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,393
- - Mighty Eagle is missing.
- - (GRUNTING)
- 506
- 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,516
- When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back?
- 507
- 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,879
- Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you
- Mighty Eagle isn't real?
- 508
- 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,155
- Shh. He doesn't know that.
- 509
- 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,708
- - He doesn't have parents.
- - Yeah.
- 510
- 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,871
- Or even friends. (CHUCKLES)
- 511
- 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,552
- (CLASSMATES WHISPERING)
- 512
- 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:46,550
- <i>No one knows what it's like
- To feel these feelings</i>
- 513
- 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,476
- <i>Like I do</i>
- 514
- 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,550
- <i>And I blame you</i>
- 515
- 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:02,072
- <i>No one bites back as hard on their anger</i>
- 516
- 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,757
- <i>None of my pain and woe</i>
- 517
- 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,511
- <i>Can show through</i>
- 518
- 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,759
- (LEONARD SNORTS)
- 519
- 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,593
- LEONARD: Aha! Eureka!
- 520
- 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,519
- Say bye to Daddy.
- 521
- 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,669
- ALL: Bye-bye!
- 522
- 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,239
- - Goodbye, hatchlings.
- - ALL: Bye!
- 523
- 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,112
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Have a happy day!
- 524
- 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,755
- Good morning!
- 525
- 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,955
- CYRUS: Morning, Your Honor.
- 526
- 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,515
- Ow!
- 527
- 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,919
- Here you go.
- 528
- 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,599
- - (SNEEZES)
- - Bless you.
- 529
- 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,794
- Mmm! (GULPS)
- 530
- 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,120
- Mmm!
- 531
- 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,708
- - Yes!
- - Bye!
- 532
- 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,869
- Daddy's making dinner!
- 533
- 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,558
- "If my name were Bobby
- Would you ask about my hobbies?"
- 534
- 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,675
- Whoa!
- 535
- 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,274
- "Or if my name were Judas
- Would you ask me what my mood is?"
- 536
- 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,390
- - (GROANS)
- - "I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate
- 537
- 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,874
- "I do so much more than detonate"
- 538
- 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,319
- Think about it.
- 539
- 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,671
- That was beautiful.
- 540
- 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,513
- Oh, you're gonna make me cry!
- 541
- 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,355
- Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism.
- 542
- 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,393
- Ah! Red, why don't we hear your poem?
- 543
- 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,152
- - I don't have a poem.
- - Uh-huh.
- 544
- 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,275
- Why not?
- 545
- 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,669
- Because I didn't write one.
- 546
- 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,353
- Right. Uh-huh.
- 547
- 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,512
- And is there a reason?
- 548
- 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,896
- Well, you know, I was gonna do it,
- 549
- 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,038
- but then I thought about it and I realized,
- "Oh, this is a huge waste of my time."
- 550
- 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,155
- So, I didn't do it.
- 551
- 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,629
- (INHALES) Deep breath, deep breath.
- 552
- 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,119
- (IN DEEP VOICE) Deep breath!
- 553
- 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,520
- (SIGHS) Ah!
- 554
- 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,551
- And we're back in the now.
- 555
- 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,915
- Chuck! You've had your hand up
- the whole time.
- 556
- 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
- Mmm-hmm.
- 557
- 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,679
- My poem is about a hate crime.
- 558
- 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,880
- (GASPS)
- 559
- 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,360
- Uh-oh.
- 560
- 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,072
- Oh, no.
- 561
- 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,589
- Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos.
- 562
- 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,993
- "What, oh, what did I make you of?
- 563
- 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,718
- - "I made you out of love"
- - MATILDA: Aw.
- 564
- 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,393
- "But wait, too late!
- 565
- 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,311
- "Now I see your fate
- 566
- 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,518
- "Some very troubled somebody
- Destroyed you out of hate"
- 567
- 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,640
- (GROANS)
- 568
- 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,869
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)
- 569
- 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,997
- "What could have made him so despise
- 570
- 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,310
- "Your happy smile, your laughing eyes?
- 571
- 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,509
- (WHIMPERS)
- 572
- 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,592
- - "Your soul was pure, your heart was true"
- - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
- 573
- 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,434
- "And someone hated that
- 574
- 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,233
- "But who?"
- 575
- 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,549
- - (GASPS)
- - (GULPS)
- 576
- 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,870
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (WHISTLING)
- 577
- 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,549
- (COUGHING) Terence.
- 578
- 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,073
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 579
- 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,149
- (GRUNTS)
- 580
- 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,514
- Yeah, I deserved that.
- 581
- 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,600
- (GROANS)
- 582
- 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,272
- - Billy has passed...
- - RED: Oh!
- 583
- 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,555
- ...to a higher plane of existence.
- 584
- 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,471
- (CRYING) Everyone, join wings.
- 585
- 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,708
- Let us all say our goodbyes.
- 586
- 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,950
- Yeah, let me get in here.
- I gotta say goodbye.
- 587
- 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,040
- Okay.
- 588
- 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,433
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 589
- 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,216
- Okay. You know,
- I'll just mourn from back here.
- 590
- 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,240
- That's fine.
- 591
- 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,936
- You know, if there's one thing
- Billy always hated,
- 592
- 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,155
- - it was goodbyes.
- - Hey, what's going on out there?
- 593
- 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,240
- (GASPS)
- 594
- 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,231
- Oh! Class dismissed.
- 595
- 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,952
- (TERENCE GROWLING)
- 596
- 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,314
- Very moving.
- 597
- 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,776
- - Come on, everybody! Let's go!
- - (EXCITED CHATTER)
- 598
- 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,153
- Hey, where's everybody going?
- 599
- 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,753
- Hurry! Something's coming!
- 600
- 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,360
- Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!
- 601
- 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,440
- Let's go!
- 602
- 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,120
- - Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me!
- - (BLOWS WHISTLE)
- 603
- 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,519
- (GRUNTS) What?
- 604
- 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,600
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 605
- 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,954
- (GROWLING CHUCKLE)
- 606
- 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,189
- (IMITATES SIREN WAILING)
- 607
- 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,236
- - Ah! Again?
- - (IMITATES HORN HONKING)
- 608
- 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,197
- BIRD 1: Let's get down to the beach!
- 609
- 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,599
- BIRD 2: Follow the trail!
- 610
- 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,392
- BIRD 3: Last one there is a rotten eggy!
- 611
- 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,480
- What?
- 612
- 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,919
- (SHIP HORN BLOWING)
- 613
- 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,918
- - Huh!
- - Didn't mean to photobomb you.
- 614
- 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,240
- - Sorry about that.
- - (GRUMBLES)
- 615
- 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,675
- What is that thing?
- 616
- 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,309
- It looks like a UFO.
- An Unidentified Floating Object.
- 617
- 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,233
- Daddy!
- 618
- 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,311
- - Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy!
- - (GIGGLING)
- 619
- 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,069
- BIRD 1: What is that?
- 620
- 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,616
- - BIRD 2: Look at the size of that thing!
- - SHIRLEY: Where's it going?
- 621
- 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,835
- BRAD: I don't know, but it's not stopping.
- 622
- 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,435
- (ALARM BLARING)
- 623
- 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,710
- - My house, my house.
- - (ALARM BLARING)
- 624
- 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,840
- Slow down!
- 625
- 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,920
- Stop!
- 626
- 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,194
- (PANTING)
- 627
- 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,473
- - Aw.
- - (CREAKING)
- 628
- 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,229
- Phew!
- 629
- 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,039
- What the...
- 630
- 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,394
- (GROANS)
- 631
- 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,036
- - That house took me five years to build.
- - Wow!
- 632
- 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,557
- It's such a shame when you create
- something and someone just destroys it.
- 633
- 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,999
- LEONARD ON SPEAKER:
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 634
- 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,992
- - we have a very special guest for you!
- - Huh?
- 635
- 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,113
- - He's a green marine sailing machine.
- - Careful, now.
- 636
- 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,192
- And he's keen to let you
- know he's not mean!
- 637
- 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,831
- Put your wings together for Leonard!
- 638
- 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,638
- (ALL GASPING)
- 639
- 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,153
- Thank you so much.
- 640
- 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,516
- Please hold your applause.
- 641
- 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,272
- Greetings from my world!
- 642
- 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,794
- The world of the pigs.
- 643
- 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,234
- (WHISPERS) What's a pig?
- 644
- 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,870
- I am a pig.
- 645
- 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880
- (SIGHS)
- 646
- 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,714
- (GEARS CLANK)
- 647
- 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,319
- Unbelievable.
- 648
- 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,719
- - Unbelievable.
- - (BEEPING)
- 649
- 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,835
- (CHUCKLES)
- 650
- 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,319
- Oh! Where we going?
- 651
- 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,719
- Wrong way. (GRUNTS)
- 652
- 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,991
- - Oopsie. Not working.
- - (SIGHS)
- 653
- 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,192
- We practiced this 100 times.
- 654
- 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,998
- - ROSS: Oh, man. (SQUEALS)
- - Give it to me.
- 655
- 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,877
- - Oh.
- - We're gonna come in again.
- 656
- 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,393
- I'm so sorry.
- 657
- 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,315
- (GIGGLING)
- 658
- 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,958
- - My name is Leonard...
- - (SCREAMING)
- 659
- 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,758
- ...but my friends call me Chuckles.
- 660
- 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,229
- Oh-ho-ho-ho! Very generous!
- 661
- 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,039
- - Thank...
- - We mean no harm.
- 662
- 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,793
- - (GRUNTING)
- - We saw your island across the sea,
- 663
- 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,359
- and we thought,
- 664
- 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,112
- "Wonder what they're up to."
- 665
- 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,470
- But there's no other place besides here.
- 666
- 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,749
- - Yes, there is.
- - Stop it!
- 667
- 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,720
- - And we are from there.
- - (GRUNTS) Please stop!
- 668
- 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,876
- - We call it Piggy Island.
- - (SCREAMS)
- 669
- 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,519
- Oh, my God.
- 670
- 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,275
- - P-I-double-G-Y Island.
- - (SCREAMING)
- 671
- 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,988
- Who else is out there?
- 672
- 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,197
- My first officer, Ross, and I
- have sailed everywhere.
- 673
- 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,033
- - One brave soul against the sea.
- - (PANTING)
- 674
- 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,120
- And Ross.
- 675
- 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160
- RED: Uh, excuse me.
- 676
- 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,516
- Have you come to smash
- all of our houses or just mine?
- 677
- 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,392
- - Oh, man!
- - (CROWD MURMURS)
- 678
- 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,118
- LEONARD: Somebody want a gift basket?
- 679
- 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,156
- Please, please, don't be afraid.
- 680
- 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,438
- - (ALL SIGH)
- - My partner and I request
- 681
- 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,198
- the honor of your friendship.
- 682
- 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,191
- - Ross, show 'em how we do it.
- - Oh! (CHUCKLES)
- 683
- 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,790
- - Don't worry, he's had all his shots.
- - (SHRIEKS)
- 684
- 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,240
- - We're all friends now!
- - (GRUNTS)
- 685
- 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320
- Hi, friends.
- 686
- 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,998
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 687
- 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,120
- (SNORTS) Oh, not a hugger.
- 688
- 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,958
- Huh? (SIGHS)
- 689
- 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,200
- Welcome to Bird Island!
- 690
- 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,919
- Welcome to our new friends, the pigs.
- 691
- 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,749
- Let us have a celebration!
- 692
- 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,831
- - Put 'er there!
- - (MUFFLED) Welcome!
- 693
- 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,196
- - Whoo! Sorry.
- - And a hoof to a wing.
- 694
- 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,511
- STELLA: <i>We would like to honor the pigs
- with a special performance.</i>
- 695
- 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,749
- (UPBEAT SONG PLAYS)
- 696
- 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,114
- <i>Hey, let's explo-o-o-ode!</i>
- 697
- 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,315
- <i>Explode!</i>
- 698
- 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,911
- - Oh, watch out. Shakin' my bacon!
- - (WHOOPS)
- 699
- 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,194
- They don't have feathers?
- 700
- 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,111
- You know, they're just
- walking around naked,
- 701
- 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,394
- just presenting themselves.
- 702
- 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,192
- I'm looking at all their business here.
- 703
- 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,032
- That part about them I really admire.
- 704
- 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,829
- Now we would like to welcome
- our special guests, the pigs!
- 705
- 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,712
- - (ALL CHEERING)
- - LEONARD: All right!
- 706
- 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,792
- Thank you for your
- kindness and hospitality.
- 707
- 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,030
- Our king sends his warmest regards.
- 708
- 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,160
- "King"?
- 709
- 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,756
- You have shared with us the wonders
- of your quaint, simple little island.
- 710
- 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,673
- - Drop the banner, Ross!
- - (ROSS GRUNTING)
- 711
- 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,430
- - Whoa! Uh-oh.
- - Now we would love to humbly share
- 712
- 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,909
- some of the wonders of our world.
- 713
- 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,996
- (SCOFFS) Yeah. Humble, my bird butt.
- 714
- 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,274
- Language.
- 715
- 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,033
- A hundred years from now,
- everyone will ask,
- 716
- 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,715
- "How did the friendship between
- the pigs and the birds start?"
- 717
- 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,920
- Who cares?
- 718
- 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,035
- - Oh, no.
- - (CROWD GROANS)
- 719
- 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,031
- Well, let them say we lit up the night!
- 720
- 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,039
- (CROWD GASPS)
- 721
- 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,033
- Holy moly!
- 722
- 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,031
- - (LAUGHING)
- - (CROWD CHEERING)
- 723
- 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,275
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- 724
- 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,472
- Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff
- we worked hard to build.
- 725
- 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,232
- - But there's more!
- - CHUCK: More?
- 726
- 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,436
- Has gravity gone haywire?
- 727
- 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,317
- No! Even better!
- 728
- 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,517
- Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you
- 729
- 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,558
- - the trampoline!
- - (CROWD GASPING)
- 730
- 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,510
- - Those are my assistants, Oinky...
- - Hello.
- 731
- 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,352
- - ...and Jon Ham!
- - (BLOWS KISS)
- 732
- 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440
- Hold on a second.
- 733
- 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,496
- I thought there was only supposed to be
- two of these guys.
- 734
- 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,919
- LEONARD: Squad goals!
- 735
- 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,037
- - Look at those jiggly pigglies!
- - ALL: Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- 736
- 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,439
- But that's not all.
- 737
- 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,074
- Throwing things just got
- a whole lot easier.
- 738
- 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,991
- Say hello to
- 739
- 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,672
- the slingshot!
- 740
- 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,671
- - Ta-da!
- - Ta-da!
- 741
- 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,392
- - I can't see. Wow!
- - This is crazy!
- 742
- 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,920
- - Tired of carrying things from place to place?
- - CROWD: Yeah!
- 743
- 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,872
- - Wish you could just get it there?
- - CROWD: Yeah!
- 744
- 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,359
- - Well, now you can!
- - CROWD: How?
- 745
- 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,839
- - Waiters, do me a favor.
- - Huh?
- 746
- 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,336
- - Take the rest of the night off.
- - Thank you.
- 747
- 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,749
- Hey, if you got the night off,
- why don't you fix my house!
- 748
- 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,071
- Yeah, it's the same guy. (CHUCKLES)
- 749
- 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,593
- Well, the slingshot
- does it all in three easy steps.
- 750
- 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,990
- Ready, aim, fire!
- 751
- 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080
- I got it!
- 752
- 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,473
- LEONARD: Incredible!
- 753
- 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,315
- - Flown in fresh!
- - Me! Me! I want fruit!
- 754
- 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,918
- Guys, it's the same fruit sitting
- on the plates in front of you.
- 755
- 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
- (GRUNTS)
- 756
- 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,881
- - LEONARD: Watch out for that pineapple.
- - Somebody, please... (GULPS)
- 757
- 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,150
- And now for our last gift to you.
- 758
- 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,037
- Shut up and fix my house!
- 759
- 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,678
- (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) We don't know him.
- 760
- 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,953
- I'm going to ask for
- a volunteer from the audience.
- 761
- 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,393
- - Pick me!
- - (ALL SHOUTING)
- 762
- 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480
- Who should I pick?
- 763
- 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,232
- - Who, who, who?
- - BIRD: Pick me, Mr. Pig!
- 764
- 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,880
- How about the red guy
- with the enormous eyebrows?
- 765
- 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,035
- - Aw.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 766
- 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,917
- - Me?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 767
- 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,479
- - Yeah!
- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 768
- 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,959
- Yes, you, sir.
- 769
- 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,075
- Come on up here.
- 770
- 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,388
- It's your lucky day!
- 771
- 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,656
- Are you sure you don't want to choose
- 772
- 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,736
- one of the hundreds of birds
- that had their wings up?
- 773
- 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,136
- - LEONARD: Get him up here!
- - Come on, Red!
- 774
- 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,309
- Have some fun!
- 775
- 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,597
- ALL: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- 776
- 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,398
- Oh, he's shy.
- 777
- 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,515
- You hear that?
- 778
- 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,600
- They're cheering for you.
- 779
- 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,908
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- 780
- 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,230
- - LEONARD: Red guy with the eyebrows!
- - (CROWD CHANTING)
- 781
- 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,153
- I would've sat closer had I known
- that I was gonna be part of the show.
- 782
- 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,874
- Okay, now what?
- 783
- 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,315
- - Come on, give him a hand.
- - (ALL CHEERING)
- 784
- 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,656
- Right this way. Come on. (SNORTS)
- 785
- 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,829
- Relax. Be brave.
- 786
- 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,956
- - Ready!
- - Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready.
- 787
- 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,598
- - Aim!
- - Aim at what?
- 788
- 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,480
- - LEONARD: Everybody on this one.
- - ALL: Fire!
- 789
- 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,354
- - (SCREAMING)
- - (CROWD GASPS)
- 790
- 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,756
- Who says birds don't fly?
- 791
- 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,637
- This seems really unnatural!
- 792
- 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,637
- - (GASPS)
- - I hope he's okay.
- 793
- 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,954
- (SCREAMS) Ow!
- 794
- 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,354
- (GRUNTING)
- 795
- 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,948
- (COUGHING)
- 796
- 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,075
- Hey, don't worry!
- 797
- 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,388
- I'm fine!
- 798
- 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,959
- Thanks for the lift!
- 799
- 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,156
- I wish they would have done that
- 10 minutes ago.
- 800
- 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,080
- Oh.
- 801
- 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,200
- (WHOOSHING)
- 802
- 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,829
- You know you want to search their boat.
- 803
- 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,558
- What? No, I don't.
- 804
- 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,469
- Yeah, you're right, I do.
- 805
- 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,629
- (WHOOSHING)
- 806
- 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,234
- Bomb's on his way. Mmm. Mmm!
- 807
- 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,159
- Come on. Let's go. (GRUNTS)
- 808
- 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,231
- And remember, keep it quiet.
- 809
- 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,192
- Oh, yeah.
- 810
- 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,879
- (GRUNTING)
- 811
- 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,829
- - Whoa! This is an impressive ship!
- - Shh. No. Inside voice.
- 812
- 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,114
- Inside voice.
- 813
- 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200
- - Come on.
- - Oh.
- 814
- 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,309
- (WHISPERS) Sorry.
- 815
- 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,314
- - (DOOR CREAKS)
- - (GRUNTS)
- 816
- 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,873
- Hmm. Piggy fitness.
- 817
- 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,160
- Mmm-hmm.
- 818
- 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,514
- (SQUEALS QUIETLY)
- 819
- 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480
- Ugh!
- 820
- 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,954
- Mmm? Mmm-mmm.
- 821
- 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,120
- Ah!
- 822
- 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,398
- - (ENGINE REVVING)
- - (HORN PLAYING <i>LA CUCARACHA)</i>
- 823
- 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,153
- - Very strange.
- - Mmm.
- 824
- 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,960
- Mmm.
- 825
- 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,635
- - Huh? (GASPS)
- - Huh?
- 826
- 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,473
- Who are these weirdos?
- 827
- 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,595
- - (BOMB GRUNTS)
- - Huh?
- 828
- 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,438
- - Whoa!
- - (BOMB WHOOPING)
- 829
- 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,433
- (GRUNTING)
- 830
- 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,755
- (LAUGHING)
- 831
- 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,271
- What are you doing?
- We're trying to sneak around.
- 832
- 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,510
- - We didn't rent this place out.
- - BOMB: Wow!
- 833
- 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,976
- - You can rent this place?
- - (CLICKS TONGUE) Hmm?
- 834
- 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,479
- - Give me that!
- - Aw.
- 835
- 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,511
- (GRUNTING)
- 836
- 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,715
- (SCREAMS)
- 837
- 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,869
- (BOTH GASP)
- 838
- 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,759
- - BOMB: Hey, you guys!
- - (GRUNTING)
- 839
- 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,359
- No.
- 840
- 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,999
- Looks like there's
- some more stuff down here.
- 841
- 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,872
- (PIGS LAUGHING)
- 842
- 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,439
- (SNORTING)
- 843
- 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,630
- (LAUGHS) We were hiding.
- 844
- 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,230
- When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"
- 845
- 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,799
- - Hey!
- - CROWD: Ho!
- 846
- 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,554
- - Hey!
- - Ho!
- 847
- 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,119
- There's more of them!
- 848
- 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,200
- Hey!
- 849
- 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,873
- - (CHANTING STOPS)
- - Ho... Oh!
- 850
- 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,389
- That's right, I'm back. Uh-huh.
- 851
- 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,194
- Enjoying the party, everyone?
- 852
- 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,394
- Because while you were living it up,
- I snuck onto their boat.
- 853
- 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,456
- - CROWD: What? (GASPS)
- - SHIRLEY: What did he say?
- 854
- 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,232
- And look at what I found.
- 855
- 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,480
- (CHUCKLING)
- 856
- 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,591
- There's more of them than we thought!
- 857
- 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,148
- Which is, um, mysterious and weird,
- am I right?
- 858
- 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,595
- (LAUGHS)
- 859
- 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,915
- Hi.
- 860
- 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,239
- - How ya doin'?
- - Oh.
- 861
- 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,073
- Remember, he said there were
- only two pigs on board,
- 862
- 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,435
- but he was obviously lying.
- 863
- 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,720
- Hmm.
- 864
- 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,434
- Oh, and there are strange devices
- on their boat!
- 865
- 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,398
- So, clearly, there's, you know,
- some messed-up stuff going on here.
- 866
- 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,799
- How messed up? I don't know.
- 867
- 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,757
- What specifically?
- I don't know that, either.
- 868
- 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,840
- Any questions?
- 869
- 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,360
- (GASPS)
- 870
- 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,349
- Sweet!
- 871
- 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,950
- You snuck onto their boat?
- 872
- 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,951
- Uh, you know, I don't need a reward.
- 873
- 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,016
- If you guys are trying to think of what
- honor to bestow upon me, don't need it.
- 874
- 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,837
- - Boo!
- - Yeah, boo 'em!
- 875
- 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,399
- CROWD: Boo!
- 876
- 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,959
- - You're booing them or me?
- - You!
- 877
- 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,354
- Oh, it's me.
- 878
- 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,078
- Perhaps I can explain.
- 879
- 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,759
- You see, my cousins are simple folk.
- 880
- 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560
- Watch.
- 881
- 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,870
- (SINGING) <i>A, B, C...</i>
- 882
- 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,031
- - Nothing. See? Nothing.
- - (GROANS)
- 883
- 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,318
- I didn't want to risk their lives
- until I found out that the...
- 884
- 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,595
- The new world was safe.
- 885
- 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,353
- We were gonna put on
- a cowboy show for you.
- 886
- 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,795
- (SNORTS) Let 'er go, boys! Yee-haw!
- 887
- 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,199
- (UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS)
- 888
- 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,113
- (SINGING) <i>Hey, hey, you and me
- Different as different can be</i>
- 889
- 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,240
- (SHUSHING)
- 890
- 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,992
- <i>...and I'll take the low...</i>
- 891
- 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,600
- - (MUSIC STOPS)
- - <i>Ixnay on the ongsay.</i>
- 892
- 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,153
- - That was Pig Latin.
- - Oh.
- 893
- 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,470
- - Ooh!
- - But perhaps it wasn't meant to be.
- 894
- 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,595
- Oh.
- 895
- 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,554
- I believe that birds and pigs
- are meant to be friends.
- 896
- 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,958
- But if we crossed boundaries
- that were not meant to be crossed...
- 897
- 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,040
- Oh!
- 898
- 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,314
- (CROWD GROANS)
- 899
- 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,514
- Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself,
- but our entire community!
- 900
- 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,160
- Oh, I think you... You messed up there.
- 901
- 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,120
- You said "shamed"
- and you meant "saved," right?
- 902
- 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,431
- I sent you to treatment
- to deal with your problems.
- 903
- 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,875
- Clearly, more treatment is required.
- 904
- 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,519
- - No!
- - No!
- 905
- 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,398
- Do not trouble our honored guests again!
- 906
- 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,358
- My friends, we would love
- to see your cowboy show.
- 907
- 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,920
- - CROWD: Yeah!
- - Thank you. (SNIFFLES)
- 908
- 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,279
- Thank you so much.
- 909
- 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,896
- - (MUSIC PLAYING)
- - EARL: Come on, everybody!
- 910
- 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,955
- Put your hands together!
- 911
- 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,189
- - Whoo-hoo!
- - Yeah!
- 912
- 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,236
- - Whatever. Don't listen to me.
- - (LAUGHTER)
- 913
- 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,200
- - TINY: Party train coming through!
- - Choo-choo!
- 914
- 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,077
- (PIGS IMITATE TRAIN WHISTLE)
- 915
- 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,792
- PIGS: (SINGING)
- <i>It's crazy that we're standing side by side</i>
- 916
- 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,949
- (GRUNTING)
- 917
- 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,190
- <i>Fighting just like two birds of a feather</i>
- 918
- 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,390
- Ah! I can't see. I can't see.
- 919
- 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,549
- - Whoa!
- - (WATER SPLASH ES)
- 920
- 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,835
- <i>Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?</i>
- 921
- 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,676
- <i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>
- 922
- 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,712
- <i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>
- 923
- 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 924
- 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,475
- <i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>
- 925
- 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,669
- Whoa! Ho-ho-ho-ho!
- 926
- 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,149
- <i>I can see that you and me
- Are gonna be friends...</i>
- 927
- 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,149
- Piggyback rides?
- 928
- 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,719
- Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies!
- 929
- 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,068
- Oh, boy.
- 930
- 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,912
- Group picture! Group picture!
- 931
- 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,592
- Everybody say, "Cheese"!
- 932
- 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,238
- - Cheese omelet.
- - Cheese!
- 933
- 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,320
- (LAUGHS) Cheese omelet.
- 934
- 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,515
- Classic.
- 935
- 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,075
- Ooh! Spoiler alert. (LAUGHS)
- 936
- 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,434
- - Step right up!
- - Jump!
- 937
- 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,750
- So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest.
- I don't know.
- 938
- 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,990
- I was in the store, and I saw this...
- 939
- 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,515
- <i>Whoa</i>
- 940
- 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,678
- <i>Whoa-oh-oh</i>
- 941
- 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,479
- - Yee-haw!
- - (CROWD CHEERING)
- 942
- 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,915
- - I am famished... Whoa!
- - PIG: It's chow time!
- 943
- 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,194
- (PIGS CHEWING NOISILY)
- 944
- 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,554
- <i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>
- 945
- 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,029
- - (SNORTING)
- - Yuck!
- 946
- 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,151
- <i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>
- 947
- 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,117
- (SINGING) <i>Hanging tough
- through thick and thin</i>
- 948
- 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,510
- <i>Kicking up dust wherever we go...</i>
- 949
- 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,874
- - Yeah!
- - (CHEERING)
- 950
- 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,435
- Ow!
- 951
- 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,152
- (GRUNTING) What?
- 952
- 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,240
- (SNORING)
- 953
- 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,194
- <i>To the end
- You and me are gonna be friends...</i>
- 954
- 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,760
- (SNORING)
- 955
- 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,155
- What the heck?
- 956
- 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,232
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Who invited you to move in?
- 957
- 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,320
- Hey! Whoa!
- 958
- 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,799
- That's my toothbrush!
- 959
- 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,880
- Get it out!
- 960
- 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,792
- - (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
- - Whoo! Yee-haw!
- 961
- 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,950
- Yee-haw!
- 962
- 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,715
- (YELLING)
- 963
- 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,476
- - (GASPS)
- - (LOW GROWLING)
- 964
- 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,635
- (DEEP CHUCKLING)
- 965
- 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,593
- (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Huh?
- 966
- 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,312
- (MATILDA HUMMING)
- 967
- 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,277
- All right, class, thought for the day.
- 968
- 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,112
- Water is the softest thing,
- 969
- 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,159
- yet it can penetrate mountains and earth.
- 970
- 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,117
- Here's my thought of the day.
- When are we done?
- 971
- 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,513
- Ugh! Red, what the caterpillar calls the end,
- the world calls a butterfly.
- 972
- 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,757
- Can I just say I never understand
- a single thing you're talking about?
- 973
- 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,910
- (MOCKING) Can I just say...
- (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
- 974
- 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,234
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- 975
- 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,553
- Ah. Mmm-hmm.
- 976
- 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,229
- Wow, that's very lifelike.
- 977
- 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,279
- (BOMB LAUGHS)
- 978
- 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,072
- - Whoa! (CHUCKLES) Oh!
- - So deep.
- 979
- 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,273
- - And, Terence, let's see your...
- - (LOW GROWLING)
- 980
- 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,112
- Oh! My goodness.
- 981
- 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,034
- - I did not know you felt that way.
- - Aw...
- 982
- 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,155
- Uh, class dismissed!
- 983
- 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,038
- And now we've come to
- the prestigious Palms district.
- 984
- 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,155
- Hoo-whee!
- 985
- 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:26,995
- Where birds of all feathers flock together
- with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees.
- 986
- 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,354
- Suck those bellies in.
- 987
- 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,440
- - Insta-ham!
- - (GIGGLES)
- 988
- 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,040
- Hmm. Is that what I think it is?
- 989
- 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,314
- That's an egg.
- 990
- 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,197
- - That's how our children are born.
- - (GASPS)
- 991
- 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,952
- You guys don't lay eggs?
- 992
- 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,076
- I wish we did.
- 993
- 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,078
- ♪♪
- 994
- 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,116
- - (CORK POPS)
- <i>- Enchanté.</i>
- 995
- 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,995
- (BOTTLE SHATTERS)
- 996
- 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,958
- You look delicious, my dear.
- 997
- 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,318
- (LAUGHING)
- 998
- 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,791
- <i>Every time you are near</i>
- 999
- 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,436
- <i>Just like me</i>
- 1000
- 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,310
- <i>They long to be</i>
- 1001
- 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920
- That's us.
- 1002
- 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,354
- (GULPS)
- 1003
- 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,999
- (LAUGHING)
- 1004
- 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,229
- Hey. Hello.
- 1005
- 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,576
- - Excuse me. Buddy?
- - (RECORD SCRATCHES)
- 1006
- 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600
- Those are fragile.
- 1007
- 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,520
- Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right?
- 1008
- 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,788
- - Not yours.
- - Oh!
- 1009
- 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,711
- My friend from the banquet.
- 1010
- 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,313
- Well, that's a very good painting.
- 1011
- 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,629
- Very good.
- 1012
- 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,875
- Oh, yeah.
- 1013
- 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,316
- Uh, the assignment was "Paint Your Pain,"
- so I painted your pain.
- 1014
- 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,116
- It's actually the first in a series.
- 1015
- 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,758
- - Here you go.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1016
- 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,353
- - This one is nice.
- - Oh.
- 1017
- 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,431
- I call this one Catharsis.
- 1018
- 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,712
- - And... Oh, I call this one <i>Bye-Bye.</i>
- - Huh.
- 1019
- 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,479
- Wonderful likeness.
- 1020
- 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,438
- I thought you said
- you stored your nuts for winter.
- 1021
- 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,317
- - (LAUGHTER)
- - Burn.
- 1022
- 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,096
- All right, what's going on here?
- 1023
- 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,111
- Are you explorers, or are you staying?
- 1024
- 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,158
- Because if you're explorers,
- then why are there more of you coming, huh?
- 1025
- 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,416
- - (SHIP HORN BLOWING)
- - Hi, everybody!
- 1026
- 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440
- - Whee!
- - (LAUGHING)
- 1027
- 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,238
- RED: Not my house again!
- 1028
- 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,277
- - That's my home!
- - PIG: Okay!
- 1029
- 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,920
- And you know what?
- If you are staying, why don't you just say so?
- 1030
- 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,016
- And why'd you leave your home?
- 1031
- 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,031
- How do we know
- you're not fugitives of the law?
- 1032
- 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,714
- You are making our guests feel unwelcome!
- 1033
- 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,791
- - And you're not asking basic questions.
- - Oh!
- 1034
- 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,552
- Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
- 1035
- 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,631
- Your opinion is not needed!
- 1036
- 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,789
- Why do we have to agree?
- 1037
- 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,336
- Why does it matter that we're not the same?
- 1038
- 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,193
- Anger is not always the answer!
- 1039
- 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,509
- Continue the tour.
- 1040
- 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,031
- Um, surf's up, you guys.
- 1041
- 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,998
- - So, get ready to hang loose.
- - That went well, if you're me.
- 1042
- 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,195
- - (PIG SNORTS)
- - (LAUGHTER)
- 1043
- 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,633
- (SCOFFS) Dummy.
- 1044
- 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,199
- (LAUGHTER)
- 1045
- 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,117
- (SIGHS) We could really use you
- right about now.
- 1046
- 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,239
- Wait, actually...
- 1047
- 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,315
- Hey, Chuck! It's Red!
- 1048
- 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,880
- - Zip on down here!
- - (DOORBELL RINGS)
- 1049
- 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,272
- Oh! Hey, Chuck's mom.
- 1050
- 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,918
- Can your son come out to play?
- 1051
- 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,479
- - (WHOOSHING)
- - (SLURPING)
- 1052
- 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,233
- All of this does not
- just happen on its own.
- 1053
- 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,078
- (BOMB VOCALIZING)
- 1054
- 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,354
- - (BOMB YELLS)
- - (EXPLOSION)
- 1055
- 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,714
- (BOTH GRUNT)
- 1056
- 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,839
- Oh, hey. Just taking a shower.
- 1057
- 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,911
- - Bomb, buddy, TMI.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 1058
- 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,576
- RED: Now, I'm telling you,
- something isn't kosher with these pigs.
- 1059
- 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,635
- Bull's-eye!
- 1060
- 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,029
- And it's up to us to figure it out.
- 1061
- 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,519
- Figure what out, exactly?
- 1062
- 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,336
- BOMB: I don't know,
- maybe they're just being innovative.
- 1063
- 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,360
- Go ahead.
- 1064
- 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,158
- - All aboard!
- - (LAUGHTER)
- 1065
- 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,400
- BOMB: Does seem a little odd, though.
- 1066
- 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,959
- (PIGS SCREAMING)
- 1067
- 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,714
- (WHOOPING)
- 1068
- 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,552
- - Nailed it!
- - Flawless.
- 1069
- 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,440
- Come on, does none of this
- seem wrong to you guys?
- 1070
- 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,320
- I'll tell you this, if anyone knows
- what these pigs are up to...
- 1071
- 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,112
- - Hey!
- - ...it's Mighty Eagle.
- 1072
- 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,108
- ANNOUNCER: <i>Mighty Eagle!</i>
- 1073
- 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,633
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1074
- 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,915
- Oh, yeah!
- 1075
- 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,320
- (GRUNTING)
- 1076
- 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,228
- (ROARING)
- 1077
- 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,475
- Ha-ha!
- 1078
- 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,471
- Take that, tree! Hyah!
- 1079
- 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,238
- Eat my foot! Oh-yah!
- 1080
- 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,791
- Tasty! Yum, yum, yum! Mmm!
- 1081
- 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,996
- - (THUNDER CRASHES)
- - (WHIP CRACKS)
- 1082
- 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,600
- Whoa.
- 1083
- 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,636
- - ANNOUNCER: <i>Mighty Eagle!</i>
- - (GASPS)
- 1084
- 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,512
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1085
- 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,749
- Peek-a-boo.
- 1086
- 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,069
- - Hello, Bird Island!
- - (CROWD CHEERING)
- 1087
- 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,989
- (SPITS)
- 1088
- 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,718
- (CHUCKLES) You're welcome.
- 1089
- 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,835
- (SHRIEKS)
- 1090
- 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,032
- Does Mighty Eagle still live?
- 1091
- 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,120
- Did he ever live?
- 1092
- 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,832
- And if he did live, where would he live?
- 1093
- 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,639
- By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree.
- 1094
- 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,789
- That's a fairy tale.
- 1095
- 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,108
- I've run all over this island.
- 1096
- 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,428
- Where could that possibly be?
- 1097
- 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,919
- Way up high.
- 1098
- 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,750
- It's a long way up that mountain,
- 1099
- 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,594
- and if I'm being honest, well, I mean,
- you know, I could kind of use your help.
- 1100
- 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,477
- What's that? What are you trying to say?
- 1101
- 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,358
- Nothing. I was just saying
- that I, you know, I could use your help.
- 1102
- 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,715
- Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you
- over your ego.
- 1103
- 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,756
- Could you enunciate
- that last word a little bit?
- 1104
- 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,909
- I need your help!
- 1105
- 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,753
- Oh! Why didn't you say so?
- 1106
- 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,840
- Bomb?
- 1107
- 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,638
- Let's do it!
- 1108
- 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,199
- (GRUNTING) Phew!
- 1109
- 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,238
- (PANTING)
- 1110
- 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,435
- (GRUNTS)
- 1111
- 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,752
- If there is a Mighty Eagle, well,
- how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?
- 1112
- 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,840
- I don't know.
- 1113
- 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,029
- Maybe we have.
- 1114
- 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,475
- What would a Mighty Eagle
- battle cry sound like?
- 1115
- 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,016
- You know what? I think I got an idea.
- 1116
- 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,396
- Maybe something like, uh... (SCREECHING)
- 1117
- 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,796
- No, I bet it's more like... Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
- 1118
- 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,599
- That's theoretically what
- it's more like, scientifically.
- 1119
- 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,518
- Oh, I got one. (SINGING OPERA MUSIC)
- 1120
- 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,755
- Ah.
- 1121
- 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,312
- Not bad. It's a good impression.
- 1122
- 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,040
- But in my head, I'm kind of imagining
- it's something more like a...
- 1123
- 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,589
- (HIGH-PITCHED SINGING) <i>Hey-you-ho!</i>
- 1124
- 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,950
- <i>Hey-you-ho!</i>
- 1125
- 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,920
- <i>Hey-you-ho!</i>
- 1126
- 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,035
- That sounds about right.
- 1127
- 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,270
- Now I'm thinking maybe
- it's a little bit more subtle.
- 1128
- 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,696
- - (PANTING)
- - Like a little bit just more majestic, like...
- 1129
- 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,119
- (HARSH SCREECHING)
- 1130
- 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,073
- (ULULATING)
- 1131
- 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,510
- (HARSH SCREECHING)
- 1132
- 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,476
- (ULULATING)
- 1133
- 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,030
- <i>"Hello, world!</i>
- 1134
- 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,519
- <i>"I am calling for you!"</i>
- 1135
- 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,919
- (SCREECHY SINGING)
- 1136
- 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,355
- Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!
- 1137
- 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,476
- (SIGHS) It's like running a nursery.
- 1138
- 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,993
- Absolute child care.
- 1139
- 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,913
- (SING-SONG) Someone has anger issues.
- 1140
- 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,633
- (RED GRUNTS)
- 1141
- 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,634
- This, uh... This is the wrong mountain.
- 1142
- 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,159
- (BOMB GRUNTING)
- 1143
- 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,958
- My calves are killing me.
- 1144
- 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,040
- (GROANS)
- 1145
- 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,069
- (GRUNTING)
- 1146
- 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,917
- (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- 1147
- 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,518
- (PANTING)
- 1148
- 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,115
- Whew!
- 1149
- 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,758
- - Oh, wow!
- - Whoa.
- 1150
- 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,434
- - That is simply unreal.
- - (GASPS)
- 1151
- 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,750
- - The Lake of Wisdom.
- - (LAUGHING)
- 1152
- 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,514
- CHUCK: What are you guys waiting for?
- (LAUGHING)
- 1153
- 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,468
- Guys, hurry up!
- 1154
- 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,069
- This is what Mama talked about!
- 1155
- 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,390
- (GASPS) Wow.
- 1156
- 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,675
- (SLURPS)
- 1157
- 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,435
- Ah!
- 1158
- 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,715
- Be honest, do I sound any wiser?
- 1159
- 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,438
- Oh, way wiser.
- 1160
- 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,875
- You were kind of dumb before.
- I can say that now.
- 1161
- 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,393
- BOMB: That water is no joke.
- 1162
- 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,038
- - (GRUNTING)
- - I can literally taste
- 1163
- 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,190
- the intelligence and wisdom
- 1164
- 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,713
- circulating through my body now.
- 1165
- 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,997
- Guys, nobody's here.
- I mean, nobody's used this place in years.
- 1166
- 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,509
- What are you doing?
- 1167
- 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,034
- ♪♪
- 1168
- 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,348
- Get out of there.
- 1169
- 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,909
- (GROANS)
- 1170
- 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,550
- - (BOMB GARGLING)
- - Don't spit in his mouth.
- 1171
- 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,154
- - No, don't spit it back!
- - (CHUCK GARGLING)
- 1172
- 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,117
- - Oh, don't swallow it.
- - (GULPS)
- 1173
- 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,838
- (GROANS) Yuck!
- 1174
- 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,238
- (LAUGHING)
- 1175
- 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,480
- Whoo!
- 1176
- 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,392
- (DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
- 1177
- 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,071
- - (DISTANT ROAR)
- - (GASPS) Whoa!
- 1178
- 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,953
- - (PANTS)
- - (DISTANT RUMBLE)
- 1179
- 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,470
- - Get out. Let's go. Come on.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 1180
- 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,710
- Shh, shh. Come. Take your time, will you?
- 1181
- 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,536
- Red, I've found the meaning of life.
- It's...
- 1182
- 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,879
- Shut your wormhole.
- 1183
- 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,116
- - (DISTANT BOOMING FOOTSTEPS)
- - (ECHOING ROAR)
- 1184
- 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,072
- (ROAR ECHOING)
- 1185
- 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,279
- (FOOTSTEPS BOOMING)
- 1186
- 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,910
- Oh, wow! It's him.
- 1187
- 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,633
- (MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS)
- 1188
- 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,111
- (MIGHTY EAGLE YAWNING)
- 1189
- 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,431
- (MIGHTY EAGLE GROANING)
- 1190
- 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,632
- (MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS)
- 1191
- 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,115
- Oh, man.
- 1192
- 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,032
- (MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING)
- 1193
- 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,958
- (TRICKLING CONTINUES)
- 1194
- 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,432
- (RETCHING)
- 1195
- 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,629
- - (MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING)
- - No. No. No.
- 1196
- 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,160
- Ew!
- 1197
- 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,229
- Ugh! Horrible turn of events. Horrible.
- 1198
- 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,755
- Whew!
- 1199
- 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,996
- (SOBBING LOUDLY)
- 1200
- 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,474
- (RHYTHMIC BRUSHING)
- 1201
- 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,232
- (MIGHTY EAGLE GROANS)
- 1202
- 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,548
- (MIGHTY EAGLE SIGHS)
- 1203
- 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,479
- (SMACKING LIPS)
- 1204
- 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,596
- Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom,
- it's more like the Lake of Whiz.
- 1205
- 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,956
- MIGHTY EAGLE: (ECHOING)
- Did you just come here to look at me?
- 1206
- 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,918
- Or did you have something to say?
- 1207
- 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,319
- I think he saw us.
- 1208
- 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,469
- Oh, you think so?
- 1209
- 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,193
- MIGHTY EAGLE:
- You have passed the first test!
- 1210
- 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,838
- You have found me.
- 1211
- 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,955
- - Whoa, whoa!
- - Look out.
- 1212
- 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,519
- Behold.
- 1213
- 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,034
- Gaze upon
- 1214
- 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,590
- Mighty Eagle!
- 1215
- 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,591
- - (PANTING)
- - CHUCK: Hmm?
- 1216
- 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,159
- I see all and know all.
- 1217
- 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,514
- What are your names?
- 1218
- 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,239
- If you know all,
- why don't you know who we are?
- 1219
- 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,480
- Ow!
- 1220
- 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,875
- - I know very well who you are.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1221
- 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,556
- You are lost souls
- who have come here seeking wisdom.
- 1222
- 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,960
- Whoa!
- 1223
- 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,393
- Can we have some?
- 1224
- 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,189
- Wisdom is not something that is given.
- 1225
- 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,198
- It is something that is attained.
- 1226
- 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,878
- Okay. Goodbye.
- 1227
- 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,236
- No, no, no, no.
- Will I help you attain wisdom?
- 1228
- 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,630
- - Whoa! Ha-ha!
- - Yes. That I will do.
- 1229
- 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,616
- Right. So, the reason we've climbed
- the mountain is that we want to know...
- 1230
- 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,790
- - Prepare...
- - Okay.
- 1231
- 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,434
- ...to have your minds blown.
- 1232
- 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,999
- Oh, son of a...
- 1233
- 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,640
- This guy is good.
- 1234
- 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,389
- (ECHOING) Welcome to the Hall of Heroism.
- 1235
- 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,790
- Wow! It's really amazing to meet you.
- 1236
- 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,576
- You know, I actually have your poster up...
- 1237
- 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,071
- You might want to shield your eyes
- from the sparkle of those trophies.
- 1238
- 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,674
- How many? I have no idea.
- Countless, I'm sure.
- 1239
- 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,795
- Thirteen.
- 1240
- 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,758
- Wow, this is way nicer
- than my Hall of Wimpiness.
- 1241
- 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,229
- Bring it home, mamacita.
- 1242
- 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,833
- Get outta town.
- 1243
- 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,313
- - (LAUGHS)
- - (CHUCK LAUGHS)
- 1244
- 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,594
- What the...
- 1245
- 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,148
- <i>(WILD THING</i> BY TONE LOC PLAYING)
- 1246
- 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,673
- Oh-oh-oh. Mmm-hmm.
- 1247
- 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,958
- (GRUNTING)
- 1248
- 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,872
- Those are some old-school moves there.
- 1249
- 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,188
- Yeah.
- 1250
- 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,317
- <i>Wild thing
- Wild thing, wild thing</i>
- 1251
- 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,879
- Ooh! Oh-ho.
- 1252
- 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,115
- What?
- 1253
- 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,200
- (WHISTLES) Wow!
- 1254
- 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,994
- Yes!
- 1255
- 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,080
- Yeah. Cha!
- 1256
- 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,957
- <i>Hasta la vista, baby</i>
- 1257
- 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,359
- (MIGHTY EAGLE CACKLING)
- 1258
- 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,876
- So, he's kind of a wackadoodle.
- You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise.
- 1259
- 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,869
- (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
- 1260
- 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,029
- (ROSS LAUGHS)
- 1261
- 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,192
- Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons
- with heavy old air?
- 1262
- 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,390
- Finally, there's a better way.
- 1263
- 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,595
- - Helium.
- - Helium?
- 1264
- 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,432
- - It's a gas.
- - (GRUNTS)
- 1265
- 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,670
- Aw, don't worry about your balloon.
- 1266
- 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,876
- - It'll just land in the ocean.
- - (YELLING IN PAIN)
- 1267
- 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,518
- The fish love it.
- 1268
- 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,431
- It's good for their tummy.
- 1269
- 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,790
- (GIGGLING)
- 1270
- 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,479
- (SPUTTERING)
- 1271
- 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,076
- Free party, free party.
- It's gonna be the piggest party of the year.
- 1272
- 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,479
- (ROSS SCREAMING)
- 1273
- 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,269
- - Party! Get a birdsitter.
- - PIG: Let's go, piggies.
- 1274
- 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,238
- Well, now, that is some fine handiwork.
- 1275
- 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,231
- - Hey, Judge, you're under arrest.
- - What?
- 1276
- 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,878
- - For looking too good.
- - (LAUGHING)
- 1277
- 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,109
- Hello. What about me?
- 1278
- 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,713
- Do... Do I get a plus one?
- 1279
- 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,950
- - Oh! Thank you.
- - Let me see, let me see.
- 1280
- 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,336
- - (MUFFLED SNEEZE)
- - (ROSS SCREAMING)
- 1281
- 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,679
- Oh, that was a wet one.
- 1282
- 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,074
- (ENGINE IDLING)
- 1283
- 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,639
- (GIGGLING)
- 1284
- 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,679
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- 1285
- 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,629
- ALL: Ooh!
- 1286
- 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,755
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1287
- 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,273
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 1288
- 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,114
- - Almost there. Don't rush me!
- - (HORNS HONKING)
- 1289
- 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,677
- Deep breath, deep breath.
- 1290
- 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,113
- (EXHALES) And we're back in the now.
- 1291
- 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,519
- Who's ready for trust falls?
- 1292
- 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,800
- - I gotcha.
- - PIGS: No, no, no.
- 1293
- 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,240
- - (LOW GROWLING)
- - (MUFFLED SHOUTS)
- 1294
- 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,355
- PIG: Help.
- 1295
- 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,480
- (GUITAR PLAYING GENTLE MELODY)
- 1296
- 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,479
- (SINGING) <i>Mighty, Mighty Eagle
- Soaring free</i>
- 1297
- 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,951
- <i>Defender of our homes
- And liberty</i>
- 1298
- 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,155
- <i>Bravery! Humility!</i>
- 1299
- 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,355
- - (SCREAMS)
- - Whoa!
- 1300
- 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,476
- <i>And honesty</i>
- 1301
- 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,030
- You must have grown up
- singing this song in school.
- 1302
- 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,834
- Um...
- 1303
- 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,990
- Yeah. Yes, we did.
- 1304
- 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,872
- Um, right. Yeah.
- 1305
- 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,429
- <i>Mighty, Mighty Eagle</i>
- 1306
- 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,080
- <i>Rescue me</i>
- 1307
- 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,832
- Now, you do the second verse.
- 1308
- 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,635
- Uh... I, uh...
- 1309
- 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,835
- Come on.
- 1310
- 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,478
- - Me?
- - Yes.
- 1311
- 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,313
- - Do it. Do it.
- - Uh...
- 1312
- 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,676
- (SINGING) <i>Mighty, Mighty Eagle
- Flap your wings</i>
- 1313
- 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,829
- Oh, yeah.
- 1314
- 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,832
- <i>And fill up your big cave
- With all your fancy things</i>
- 1315
- 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,955
- That's it.
- 1316
- 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,519
- <i>Politeness Good sportsmanship</i>
- 1317
- 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,635
- That's not me.
- 1318
- 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,720
- <i>And a long attention span</i>
- 1319
- 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,835
- What?
- 1320
- 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,388
- <i>Mighty, Mighty Eagle</i>
- 1321
- 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,515
- Yeah!
- 1322
- 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,352
- Take it away, Charles.
- 1323
- 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,433
- <i>Oh, great heroic Mighty Eagle</i>
- 1324
- 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,479
- <i>With finer plumage
- Than a seagull</i>
- 1325
- 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,595
- Oh, sing it.
- 1326
- 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,272
- (HIGH-PITCHED) <i>Oh... Oh...</i>
- 1327
- 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,431
- <i>Oh, oh...</i>
- 1328
- 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,871
- <i>Um, ambidexterity Pottery</i>
- 1329
- 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,188
- <i>And bankruptcy</i>
- 1330
- 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,280
- Ouch!
- 1331
- 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,397
- <i>Uh, Mighty, Mighty Eagle</i>
- 1332
- 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,549
- Harmonize. Harmonize.
- 1333
- 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,310
- (HARMONIZING) <i>Rescue me</i>
- 1334
- 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,710
- (CHUCK HOLDING HIGH NOTE)
- 1335
- 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,595
- (PITCH WAVERING)
- 1336
- 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,558
- Wow! You know it better than me.
- 1337
- 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,456
- - (MIGHTY EAGLE GRUNTING)
- - So, anyway, the other day,
- 1338
- 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,235
- these pigs showed up out of nowhere,
- and it caused me a great deal of suspicion...
- 1339
- 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,680
- - (MIGHTY EAGLE HUMMING)
- - And he's walking out of the room.
- 1340
- 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,392
- Unbelieve... I don't get this.
- 1341
- 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,790
- This guy sits here on his butt, all alone,
- clearly doesn't leave the house.
- 1342
- 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,071
- He talks a good game, but he
- doesn't care about anyone but himself.
- 1343
- 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,718
- Sounds a lot like you.
- 1344
- 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,314
- Oh, good.
- Thank you for your opinion, Chuck.
- 1345
- 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,318
- (BOMB CHUCKLES)
- 1346
- 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,392
- MIGHTY EAGLE: Hmm.
- 1347
- 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,959
- Well, hello.
- 1348
- 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,474
- - Hello? Mighty Eagle?
- - What?
- 1349
- 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,039
- - What are you doing?
- - Uh...
- 1350
- 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,680
- - I'm bird-watching.
- - What?
- 1351
- 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,830
- - (SIGHS) Take a peek.
- - Ah.
- 1352
- 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,439
- - Oh, you're disgusting.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1353
- 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,511
- Look, are you gonna help us or not?
- 1354
- 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,068
- - I am helping you.
- - No, this is you helping.
- 1355
- 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,230
- Looking through binoculars,
- spying on old ladies.
- 1356
- 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,833
- Whoa, whoa! What is that?
- 1357
- 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,235
- Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1358
- 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,432
- Oh, my...
- 1359
- 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,189
- (GASPS) I was right.
- 1360
- 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,599
- I was right. I knew it!
- 1361
- 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,272
- Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!
- 1362
- 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,679
- Uh-oh.
- 1363
- 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,155
- - (GULPS)
- - Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now.
- 1364
- 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,635
- No.
- 1365
- 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,119
- I'm sorry. What?
- 1366
- 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,270
- I don't do that anymore. I'm retired.
- 1367
- 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,793
- (SOFTLY) Mostly just tired.
- 1368
- 00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,078
- Go handle it yourself.
- This is everything I've prepared you for.
- 1369
- 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,798
- What? "Prepared us for"?
- 1370
- 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,199
- Hold on, did I miss something?
- 1371
- 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,056
- Let me just go through my notes
- really quick. Let's see.
- 1372
- 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,469
- Crazy stuff, bragging,
- crazy stuff, karaoke.
- 1373
- 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,915
- - No, see, I don't see anything useful here.
- - (SLURPS)
- 1374
- 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,595
- The whole world,
- everyone we know, is in danger.
- 1375
- 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,954
- Yes, it is.
- 1376
- 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,149
- So, off you go.
- 1377
- 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,719
- Hey, you know what?
- 1378
- 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,318
- I used to believe in you.
- 1379
- 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,312
- When I was a kid, I believed
- nothing really bad could ever happen
- 1380
- 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,469
- because you were here.
- 1381
- 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:31,076
- And now I see the fate of the world
- hangs on idiots like me.
- 1382
- 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,391
- And that, sir, is sort of terrifying.
- 1383
- 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,591
- It's time for you to go.
- 1384
- 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,831
- You know, it's really upsetting to me
- that you're the only bird that can fly
- 1385
- 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,160
- and you're too afraid to do it.
- 1386
- 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,672
- - (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
- - (ALL GASPING)
- 1387
- 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,056
- Hey, guys, come on, let's go.
- We're done here. He's no hero.
- 1388
- 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,435
- So, um, I'm having a party next Tuesday.
- 1389
- 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,616
- Could you just do, like, a little pop in?
- 1390
- 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640
- - Come on.
- - (GASPS)
- 1391
- 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,880
- Hmm.
- 1392
- 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,753
- Come on, run faster!
- 1393
- 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,637
- - (WHOOSHING)
- - (GRUNTING)
- 1394
- 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,073
- - Ow! Ow!
- - Oh!
- 1395
- 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,196
- (ALL GRUNTING)
- 1396
- 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,955
- - (EXPLOSION)
- - Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
- 1397
- 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,513
- - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- - (CROWD WHOOPING)
- 1398
- 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,119
- - (INHALES DEEPLY)
- - (CHUCKLING)
- 1399
- 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,590
- (HIGH-PITCHED) I sentence you all
- to four hours of hard partying.
- 1400
- 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,591
- (LAUGHING)
- 1401
- 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,160
- - PIG: Look out below!
- - (LAUGHING)
- 1402
- 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,711
- - (GASPING)
- - Ooh!
- 1403
- 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,680
- CHUCK: They're taking the eggs!
- RED: Follow 'em.
- 1404
- 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,552
- (PANICKED SQUEALING)
- 1405
- 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,478
- (EXPLOSIONS)
- 1406
- 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,788
- Oh, man!
- 1407
- 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,115
- (PIGS LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
- 1408
- 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,715
- PIG: Move it!
- 1409
- 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,074
- Right on time. Eggcellent.
- 1410
- 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,673
- (MANIC LAUGHTER)
- 1411
- 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,878
- Chuck, go shut that party down now!
- 1412
- 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,918
- Me? But I only know
- how to get parties started!
- 1413
- 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,228
- - Go!
- - On it.
- 1414
- 00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,878
- - Bomb, we gotta stop 'em.
- - Yeah.
- 1415
- 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,718
- (LAUGHING)
- 1416
- 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,869
- (GRUNTING)
- 1417
- 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,991
- Gotta get more speed!
- 1418
- 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,113
- (YELLS)
- 1419
- 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,118
- It's Chuck time!
- 1420
- 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,634
- PIG: Get to the ship!
- 1421
- 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,352
- - Move 'em out!
- - (HORN HONKS)
- 1422
- 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,273
- - (LAUGHING)
- - Catch.
- 1423
- 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,398
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1424
- 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,359
- Can everybody please stop partying?
- There are eggs being stolen!
- 1425
- 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,314
- (SHRIEKS)
- 1426
- 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,456
- Matilda, we need your help.
- The pigs are stealing our eggs!
- 1427
- 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,480
- What?
- 1428
- 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,595
- I'm airborne!
- 1429
- 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,075
- We have to get back to the village!
- (SHOUTS)
- 1430
- 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,879
- Stop dancing and start running!
- 1431
- 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,231
- (GASPS) Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness.
- 1432
- 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,589
- - Come on, let's wrap it up.
- - (LAUGHING)
- 1433
- 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,910
- - We gotta get the eggs off the ship.
- - BOMB: Yes!
- 1434
- 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,456
- - LEONARD: Is everyone on board?
- - Let's go. Let's go.
- 1435
- 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,629
- Use the trampolines.
- 1436
- 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,836
- (GRUNTING)
- 1437
- 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,216
- - Can you get up there?
- - (GRUNTS)
- 1438
- 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,958
- PIG: We've got intruders!
- 1439
- 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,359
- What the heck are they doing?
- 1440
- 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,556
- RED: Untie the ropes,
- drop the eggs in the water.
- 1441
- 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,393
- - (SHIP HORN BLOWING)
- - Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there!
- 1442
- 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,477
- It's too strong. I can't break it.
- 1443
- 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,630
- Ah! Bomb, blow up the chain.
- 1444
- 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,514
- LEONARD: Knock 'em down.
- 1445
- 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,318
- (PIGS LAUGHING)
- 1446
- 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,640
- Come on, Bomb, you can do this.
- 1447
- 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,193
- (GRUNTING)
- 1448
- 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,554
- (PANTING)
- 1449
- 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,976
- - (GRUNTING)
- - RED: Come on, Bomb, you got this.
- 1450
- 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,035
- Blow up.
- 1451
- 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,189
- You gotta get me mad.
- 1452
- 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,111
- Okay, well, then what makes you mad?
- 1453
- 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,316
- Try insulting me on a personal level.
- 1454
- 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,637
- Um... Oh, oh, uh... Your poetry stinks.
- 1455
- 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,154
- You're just a bad poet. And you know it.
- 1456
- 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,879
- - (SOBBING) I know! I know!
- - (HISSING)
- 1457
- 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,678
- - Hey, who wants a birdie bath?
- - (GASPS)
- 1458
- 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,352
- - Mmm!
- - (SCREAMING)
- 1459
- 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,838
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 1460
- 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,920
- (COUGHING)
- 1461
- 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,752
- Oh, I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it.
- 1462
- 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,671
- Don't give up. This isn't over.
- 1463
- 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,354
- LEONARD: Thanks for your hospitality.
- 1464
- 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,192
- (ALL LAUGH)
- 1465
- 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,920
- Set sail for Piggy Island.
- 1466
- 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,832
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (GASPING)
- 1467
- 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,835
- (BOTH GASP)
- 1468
- 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,915
- (SCREAMING)
- 1469
- 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,914
- (SIGHS)
- 1470
- 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,109
- (GASPS) Oh, no.
- 1471
- 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,599
- We'll find them.
- 1472
- 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,918
- Oh. (SIGHS)
- 1473
- 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,159
- (SOBBING) Oh!
- 1474
- 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,389
- They're all gone.
- 1475
- 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,154
- (SNIFFLING)
- 1476
- 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,316
- Shh, shh. It's okay.
- 1477
- 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,468
- (BOMB SNIFFLES)
- 1478
- 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,874
- (CHUCK SIGHS)
- 1479
- 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,713
- Mr. Red.
- 1480
- 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,273
- What do we do now?
- 1481
- 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,238
- Wait, hold on, you're asking me?
- 1482
- 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,198
- You knew. You tried to tell us.
- 1483
- 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,639
- But we didn't listen.
- 1484
- 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,750
- I didn't listen.
- 1485
- 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,351
- Red, we need a leader.
- 1486
- 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,016
- - What are we gonna do?
- - What do we do now?
- 1487
- 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,996
- Wait a minute. I'm not a leader.
- 1488
- 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,275
- Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks.
- 1489
- 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,112
- Made all you guys look like idiots.
- 1490
- 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,553
- You know what we gotta do?
- 1491
- 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,712
- - We start replacing those kids.
- - (CROWD GASPS)
- 1492
- 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,349
- Ladies, get busy!
- 1493
- 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,431
- We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight.
- 1494
- 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,312
- No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No.
- 1495
- 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,277
- We're not gonna replace those kids.
- 1496
- 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,634
- We're gonna get them back.
- 1497
- 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,392
- How are we gonna do that?
- 1498
- 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,600
- What do you mean how?
- The pigs already showed us how.
- 1499
- 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,152
- That is where they went.
- 1500
- 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,919
- And so, that is where we're going.
- 1501
- 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,877
- But how do we get from here to there?
- 1502
- 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,110
- I am not aquatic in the least.
- 1503
- 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,553
- Well, uh, you know, uh...
- 1504
- 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,871
- We're gonna build our own boat.
- 1505
- 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,336
- CROWD: Huh?
- BIRD: What are you talking about?
- 1506
- 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,759
- They stole your kids...
- 1507
- 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,909
- No.
- 1508
- 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,399
- They stole our kids.
- 1509
- 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,471
- I mean, who does that?
- 1510
- 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,518
- Have you ever stolen
- anyone's children, huh?
- 1511
- 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,431
- Have you?
- 1512
- 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,397
- I mean, you look like you would.
- 1513
- 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,675
- And you know what? I'm a little bit angry.
- 1514
- 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,593
- Correction. I'm really angry.
- 1515
- 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,936
- - (CROWD MURMURING)
- - And I don't think I'm the only one.
- 1516
- 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,396
- Come on, we're birds.
- We're descended from dinosaurs.
- 1517
- 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,800
- - We're not supposed to be nice. Right?
- - (EXCITED CHATTER)
- 1518
- 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,313
- (ROARING)
- 1519
- 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
- (SQUEAKS)
- 1520
- 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,833
- Uh, yeah. Point... Point made.
- 1521
- 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,194
- Who else here is angry?
- 1522
- 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,599
- - CROWD: I am!
- - Yeah, you are.
- 1523
- 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,199
- We're getting our kids back.
- 1524
- 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,193
- And I don't need any calm,
- detached, happy birds.
- 1525
- 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,350
- Not gonna help us. Don't need it.
- 1526
- 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,716
- I need some angry flockin' birds.
- 1527
- 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,776
- - (CROWD CHEERING)
- - You hear me? Now, who's angry?
- 1528
- 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,950
- - ALL: Yeah! Yeah!
- - Let's go!
- 1529
- 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,756
- Bring me everything that floats.
- 1530
- 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,758
- Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah.
- 1531
- 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,558
- (GROWLS MENACINGLY)
- 1532
- 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:54,914
- (GROWLS APPROVINGLY)
- 1533
- 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,953
- (HOWLING)
- 1534
- 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,112
- RED: With every single feather of my being,
- 1535
- 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,079
- I am not gonna let any of these eggs
- get taken from their parents.
- 1536
- 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,520
- (GROWLS)
- 1537
- 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,874
- (SCREAMING)
- 1538
- 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,474
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- 1539
- 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,153
- (GROANS)
- 1540
- 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,600
- Chuck, I need you to
- tie those crates together.
- 1541
- 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,640
- You got it.
- 1542
- 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,752
- - (CHEERING)
- - Done and done.
- 1543
- 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,359
- Uh, a little help here?
- 1544
- 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,016
- - Let's go. Move it, everybody.
- - (SHOUTING)
- 1545
- 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,712
- HAL: Push with your upper body.
- 1546
- 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,917
- - BUBBLES: I have no upper body!
- - (GROWLING)
- 1547
- 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,479
- Darn good for a bunch of birds.
- 1548
- 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,871
- - Whoo!
- - (ALL CHEERING)
- 1549
- 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,391
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1550
- 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,994
- All right!
- 1551
- 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,277
- When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs."
- 1552
- 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,557
- - Eat the...
- - ALL: Eggs.
- 1553
- 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,432
- Wow! What a reception!
- 1554
- 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,431
- All right, snouts up.
- 1555
- 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,397
- - (WHOOPING)
- - (PIGS LAUGHING)
- 1556
- 01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,677
- Man, it's a snout staircase.
- Who thinks of that?
- 1557
- 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,360
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - (FANFARE)
- 1558
- 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:07,036
- ANNOUNCER PIG:
- Welcome home, King Mudbeard!
- 1559
- 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,997
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 1560
- 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,992
- My father and my father's father
- and my weird Aunt Chloe
- 1561
- 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,196
- - have all searched for the eggs.
- - Hey!
- 1562
- 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,272
- - But only I, King Mudbeard...
- - Ah!
- 1563
- 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,475
- My pom-pom.
- 1564
- 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,790
- - ...have found them.
- - PIG: We love you, Leonard!
- 1565
- 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,313
- I present to you the eggs!
- 1566
- 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,469
- (CHUCKLING)
- 1567
- 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,596
- - (SCREAMING)
- - EARL: Oh, man!
- 1568
- 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,678
- Say goodbye to Harvey.
- 1569
- 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,239
- - A feast!
- - (CROWD GASPS)
- 1570
- 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,232
- I proclaim a feast two nights hence.
- 1571
- 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,833
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 1572
- 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,029
- Let's go make some omelets!
- 1573
- 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,599
- (LAUGHING)
- 1574
- 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,793
- Oh, I feel a little nervous inside,
- but that's normal, right?
- 1575
- 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,199
- Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
- 1576
- 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,040
- Uh, anybody else got butterflies
- in the stomach?
- 1577
- 01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,189
- - Yeah.
- - (SPUTTERS)
- 1578
- 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,320
- RED: Probably because
- you ate too many caterpillars.
- 1579
- 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,995
- Hmm... Mmm.
- 1580
- 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,718
- Drop your nuts and move your butts!
- 1581
- 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,912
- - Come on, let's go!
- - (CLAMORING)
- 1582
- 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,479
- (YELLING)
- 1583
- 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,114
- CHUCK: Oh, no.
- 1584
- 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,474
- (CROWD GASPING)
- 1585
- 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,838
- STELLA: I wasn't expecting this.
- 1586
- 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,558
- RED: Oh, hold on a second.
- 1587
- 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,598
- That guy's the king?
- 1588
- 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,148
- He's got to have the eggs
- with him in the castle.
- 1589
- 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,136
- - What the heck's a castle?
- - And that's where we're going.
- 1590
- 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,516
- Hey, guys, do you remember
- everything you learned in my class?
- 1591
- 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,640
- - Yep.
- - Nope.
- 1592
- 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,870
- - What class?
- - Well, forget all of it for now.
- 1593
- 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,712
- Now it's time to let loose.
- 1594
- 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,760
- Oh, good, because I never
- learned anything anyway.
- 1595
- 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,456
- Oh, me, neither.
- I actually just came to socialize.
- 1596
- 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,799
- I came for the snacks.
- 1597
- 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,598
- You don't happen to have any now, do you?
- 1598
- 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,035
- Ooh! Deep breath, deep breath,
- (IN DEEP VOICE) deep breath!
- 1599
- 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,315
- How are we gonna get over those walls?
- 1600
- 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,480
- Uh...
- 1601
- 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,393
- I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly.
- 1602
- 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,240
- Remember, the goal is the castle.
- 1603
- 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,958
- Get to the castle.
- 1604
- 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,109
- Who wants to go first?
- 1605
- 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,952
- - Over here! Me! Me! Me!
- - I do!
- 1606
- 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,314
- Hey! All right, Matilda.
- 1607
- 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,550
- Aw! Always a bridesmaid.
- 1608
- 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,616
- Step right up, keep your wings, legs and
- feet inside the slingshot at all times.
- 1609
- 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,073
- - Shoot it!
- - Okeydoke.
- 1610
- 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,195
- Fire!
- 1611
- 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,197
- (SCREAMING)
- 1612
- 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,959
- (CHUCKLING)
- 1613
- 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,393
- And a one and a... Whoa!
- 1614
- 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,799
- Take that, porkers!
- 1615
- 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,677
- EARL: Incoming!
- 1616
- 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,236
- - MATILDA: Boom, baby, boom!
- - (PIGS SCREAMING)
- 1617
- 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,435
- Well, how about that?
- 1618
- 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,511
- My teacher can shoot fireballs
- out of her butt.
- 1619
- 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,874
- You! What's your name? Hal?
- 1620
- 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,296
- I've seen you
- do something strange before, right?
- 1621
- 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,117
- Well, let's see, I'm really good at...
- 1622
- 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,276
- - Doesn't matter. Launch him.
- - (HAL SCREAMING)
- 1623
- 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,749
- Oh, this guy looks good.
- 1624
- 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,749
- CHUCK: He's gonna make it!
- 1625
- 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:40,909
- (BABBLING)
- 1626
- 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,508
- This is incredible.
- We're witnessing history right now.
- 1627
- 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,474
- RED: Nope. He's coming back.
- 1628
- 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,232
- He's coming, duck. Get down.
- 1629
- 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:48,639
- (SCREAMING)
- 1630
- 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,112
- Uh, did we win?
- 1631
- 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,111
- Uh, no, not quite yet, buddy.
- 1632
- 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,033
- We're still tied.
- Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
- 1633
- 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,111
- - Medic!
- - All right, who's up next?
- 1634
- 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,350
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! What can you do?
- 1635
- 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,668
- (SNEEZES)
- 1636
- 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,352
- Ugh! (SHUDDERS) Yuck!
- 1637
- 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,754
- BOMB: Uh, need a tissue?
- 1638
- 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,074
- (SCREAMING)
- 1639
- 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,359
- (SQUEAKING)
- 1640
- 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,629
- Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers!
- 1641
- 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,994
- Let's go!
- 1642
- 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,759
- You go out there and you show them
- how frightening mimes can be.
- 1643
- 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,875
- Yeah!
- 1644
- 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,792
- Oh, my God!
- 1645
- 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,640
- (SINGING) <i>We're having a feast
- We're eating the eggs</i>
- 1646
- 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,789
- <i>Gonna have a big feast</i>
- 1647
- 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,920
- (MIME SCREAMING)
- 1648
- 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,194
- <i>We're gonna eat all the eggs</i>
- 1649
- 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,952
- (GASPS) What?
- 1650
- 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,309
- - What is that?
- - (GASPS)
- 1651
- 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,549
- (GRUNTS)
- 1652
- 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:39,988
- Fire!
- 1653
- 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,798
- That guy again. Ah!
- 1654
- 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,308
- Citizens of Pig Island...
- 1655
- 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,549
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (SCREAMS)
- 1656
- 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,598
- ...if you spot any birds
- destroying your neighborhood,
- 1657
- 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,511
- please, capture them.
- 1658
- 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,398
- - What did he say?
- - LEONARD: There's been a change of plans.
- 1659
- 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,074
- We will eat the eggs for lunch.
- 1660
- 01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,470
- - Did he say, "Eat the eggs"?
- - (GAGGING)
- 1661
- 01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,878
- (DISTANT SCREAMING)
- 1662
- 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,918
- Hmm. Mmm.
- 1663
- 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,433
- (GRUNTING SOFTLY)
- 1664
- 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,235
- Okay, I want you to curl
- up into a little ball.
- 1665
- 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,833
- All right? Make yourself aerodynamic.
- 1666
- 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,989
- Like this? (INHALES)
- 1667
- 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,150
- - To the left. To the left!
- - Let me at 'em!
- 1668
- 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,240
- Launch!
- 1669
- 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,038
- (YELLING)
- 1670
- 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,153
- Don't mess with Bubbles!
- 1671
- 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,039
- PIG: Get him!
- 1672
- 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,792
- - Piggy pile!
- - Hog-tie him!
- 1673
- 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,955
- I told you not to mess with me!
- 1674
- 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,871
- Wow! That blows.
- 1675
- 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,439
- In a good way.
- 1676
- 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,158
- - CHUCK: To the left!
- - Hold on, wait.
- 1677
- 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,633
- My left or your left?
- 1678
- 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,030
- (GROANS) My left is your left.
- We are facing the same direction.
- 1679
- 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,229
- Right. Good call.
- 1680
- 01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,232
- Just look where the last bird went
- and adjust from there.
- 1681
- 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,117
- - I got this, you guys.
- - All right.
- 1682
- 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,519
- (YELLING)
- 1683
- 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:54,633
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (PIG SCREAMS)
- 1684
- 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:56,794
- (GRUNTING)
- 1685
- 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,878
- (DISTORTED SHOUT)
- 1686
- 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,438
- - STELLA: Hi-yah!
- - (PIGS SCREAMING)
- 1687
- 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,749
- (COUGHS)
- 1688
- 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,909
- (PIGS GASPING)
- 1689
- 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,276
- She got far, but not far enough.
- 1690
- 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,430
- - Uh-oh.
- - Get out of our town!
- 1691
- 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,919
- We have to get closer.
- 1692
- 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,670
- Judge power...
- 1693
- 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,757
- (YELLING)
- 1694
- 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,396
- - Oh!
- - Trial by fire!
- 1695
- 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:24,118
- No, literally, he's on fire right now.
- 1696
- 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,519
- Can somebody please help him?
- 1697
- 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,189
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1698
- 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,032
- <i>Gotta make you understand</i>
- 1699
- 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,998
- <i>Never gonna give you up
- Never gonna let you down</i>
- 1700
- 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,195
- (GRUNTING)
- 1701
- 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,396
- <i>Never gonna run around</i>
- 1702
- 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,677
- Mighty Eagle!
- 1703
- 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,028
- (GRUNTING)
- 1704
- 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,239
- (SCREAMING)
- 1705
- 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,436
- Terence, I got an idea.
- 1706
- 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,439
- Do you think you can pull the slingshot
- back far enough to hit that giant boulder?
- 1707
- 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,520
- (TERENCE GRUNTS)
- 1708
- 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,750
- Okay. Launch me
- right towards the top of that thing.
- 1709
- 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,155
- (LOW GRUMBLING)
- 1710
- 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,634
- Ready?
- 1711
- 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,997
- Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am
- 1712
- 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,799
- (SOBBING)
- really gonna miss you when you die.
- 1713
- 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,838
- Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace.
- 1714
- 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,229
- Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay?
- 1715
- 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,548
- Ready? Fire!
- 1716
- 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,473
- (SCREAMING)
- 1717
- 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,880
- (GROWLS)
- 1718
- 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,109
- This is gonna hurt.
- 1719
- 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:25,320
- (GRUNTS)
- 1720
- 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,437
- - (RED YELLING)
- - What was that? Huh?
- 1721
- 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:28,669
- (SCREAMING)
- 1722
- 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,909
- My roof!
- 1723
- 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,389
- Did he make it?
- 1724
- 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:32,995
- I hope he's okay.
- 1725
- 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,399
- I'm in!
- 1726
- 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,630
- - Yeah. I knew he'd make it!
- - (ALL CHEERING)
- 1727
- 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,992
- Send everyone else!
- 1728
- 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,592
- Guards! There is a red bird in these walls.
- 1729
- 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,716
- - (GUARDS GRUNTING)
- - Bring him to me.
- 1730
- 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,392
- - Aye, aye, sir.
- - Roger that, boss.
- 1731
- 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,835
- (GRUNTING)
- 1732
- 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,717
- Not in these walls.
- 1733
- 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,869
- In the castle!
- 1734
- 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,399
- Come on, you guys.
- 1735
- 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,072
- Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird.
- 1736
- 01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,752
- (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- 1737
- 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,000
- Whew!
- 1738
- 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,953
- Transport the eggs!
- 1739
- 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,429
- ALL: (CHANTING) Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
- 1740
- 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,520
- (CHANTING CONTINUES)
- 1741
- 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,919
- Launch me exactly the same way
- you did for Red...
- 1742
- 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,790
- I wasn't ready! (SCREAMING)
- 1743
- 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,108
- Faster!
- 1744
- 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,713
- (YELLING)
- 1745
- 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,349
- (GULPS)
- 1746
- 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,034
- (GRUNTING)
- 1747
- 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,160
- (EXHAUSTED SIGH)
- 1748
- 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,434
- Chuck, is that you?
- 1749
- 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,034
- (SOBBING) This is the house of horrors.
- 1750
- 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,880
- I gotta be honest, you look a little, um...
- 1751
- 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,120
- Fine. You look fine. Come on.
- 1752
- 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,434
- Bomb's on his way.
- 1753
- 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,312
- (ULULATING)
- 1754
- 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,359
- - Ouchie!
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 1755
- 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:52,392
- (GRUNTS) Ha! Call in the Piggy Air Force!
- 1756
- 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,708
- (ALARM BLARING)
- 1757
- 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,591
- LEONARD: My loyal subjects,
- 1758
- 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,797
- the treacherous birds
- have repaid our friendship
- 1759
- 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,553
- with an unprovoked act of aggression.
- 1760
- 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,835
- - (SCREAMING)
- - The attack will fail.
- 1761
- 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,710
- We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT.
- 1762
- 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,793
- We tried to kill them with kindness,
- and now we're just gonna have to...
- 1763
- 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,677
- - Well, you know.
- - Bye-bye.
- 1764
- 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,309
- (SCREAMING)
- 1765
- 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,033
- Who's gonna go next?
- 1766
- 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,432
- (LOW GROWLING)
- 1767
- 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,199
- BIRD: Aim for that ramp.
- 1768
- 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:31,280
- (CHEERING)
- 1769
- 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,400
- CROWD: (CHANTING)
- Terence! Terence! Terence!
- 1770
- 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,191
- - (SLINGSHOT CREAKING)
- - (CHANTING CONTINUES)
- 1771
- 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,555
- (GRUNTING)
- 1772
- 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,560
- (GASPS)
- 1773
- 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,310
- CHUCK: No eggs in here.
- Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
- 1774
- 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,719
- Hey! Whoa! I'm on this.
- 1775
- 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,198
- BOTH: Redrum.
- 1776
- 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,990
- Uh, never mind.
- 1777
- 01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,752
- (ENGINE SPUTTERING)
- 1778
- 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,468
- PIG: Backup engines!
- 1779
- 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,077
- (WHOOPING)
- 1780
- 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,536
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hold on a second.
- 1781
- 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,056
- Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb.
- 1782
- 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,913
- Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end,
- that's his face, man.
- 1783
- 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,399
- - Sorry, Bomb.
- - No prob.
- 1784
- 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,277
- Easy mistake to make.
- 1785
- 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,616
- - Thanks for getting me out.
- - (MUFFLED GRUNTS)
- 1786
- 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,312
- PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs!
- 1787
- 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,757
- We want eggs!
- 1788
- 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,032
- (LAUGHING)
- 1789
- 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,429
- - He was sick, but then he got cured.
- - (ALL LAUGH)
- 1790
- 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,990
- "No eggs in here." (GASPS)
- 1791
- 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,399
- Ooh, these are clever pigs.
- 1792
- 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,840
- Okay, look, I'm gonna run up
- and tackle the pig on the left.
- 1793
- 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,148
- Bomb, you could handle two.
- 1794
- 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,753
- Chuck, I don't know if you can help.
- 1795
- 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,717
- We gotta figure out a way to get into that
- 1796
- 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,836
- - (DISTORTED) roo...
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 1797
- 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,320
- ...oo...
- 1798
- 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:00,995
- ...oom.
- 1799
- 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,638
- Anyone have any bright ideas?
- 1800
- 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,709
- (GRUNTING)
- 1801
- 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,397
- Uh... Huh?
- 1802
- 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,560
- You are gonna pay for that.
- 1803
- 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,033
- (SCREAMING)
- 1804
- 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,914
- What the heck just happened?
- 1805
- 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,275
- Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying?
- 1806
- 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,430
- And here we are?
- 1807
- 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,397
- BOMB: We found 'em! Uh-oh.
- 1808
- 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,708
- Aw, come on!
- 1809
- 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,719
- (GRUNTING)
- 1810
- 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,280
- (GASPS)
- 1811
- 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,799
- - BOMB: Red!
- - Guys, come on!
- 1812
- 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,035
- Quick, follow him.
- 1813
- 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,078
- - PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs!
- - Things are looking sunny side up!
- 1814
- 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,160
- (LAUGHING)
- 1815
- 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,390
- Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay.
- 1816
- 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,576
- We're gonna get you out of here.
- 1817
- 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,976
- - Hurry up, Bomb! Come on!
- - I'm coming!
- 1818
- 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,353
- RED: Don't lose me!
- 1819
- 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,912
- Doesn't this nightmare ever end?
- 1820
- 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,228
- Oh, boy!
- 1821
- 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,113
- We want eggs!
- 1822
- 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,192
- What is he doing up there?
- This is a civilized buffet.
- 1823
- 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,360
- (STRAINING)
- 1824
- 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,515
- (YELLING)
- 1825
- 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:50,669
- (GRUNTING)
- 1826
- 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,393
- Huh? (SCREAMING)
- 1827
- 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,549
- (GASPS)
- 1828
- 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,473
- Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now.
- 1829
- 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,750
- Get that red scab off my eggs.
- 1830
- 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,717
- - Hey!
- - Oh, man.
- 1831
- 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,496
- - Bomb, are you okay?
- - Oh, I've been better.
- 1832
- 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,351
- - PIGS: (CHANTING) We want eggs!
- - Hmm.
- 1833
- 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,032
- I'm gonna get a running start.
- 1834
- 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:10,596
- (SQUEALING) Chuck time!
- 1835
- 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:11,880
- (GRUNTS)
- 1836
- 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,951
- LEONARD: Fine. Boil him, too.
- 1837
- 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,838
- - Let's pig out!
- - (BUZZING)
- 1838
- 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,434
- Looks like it's just you and me,
- pork belly.
- 1839
- 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,875
- I'll be taking that. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1840
- 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,518
- - (PIG SCREAMING)
- - (PANTS)
- 1841
- 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,192
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (BUZZING)
- 1842
- 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,678
- Hey! Oh!
- 1843
- 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,829
- No!
- 1844
- 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,035
- (GRUNTING)
- 1845
- 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,951
- (STRAINING) Red, we're coming!
- 1846
- 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,553
- Deep breath. (INHALES)
- 1847
- 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,633
- Ow! I'm in!
- 1848
- 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,517
- (GASPS) Classy joint.
- 1849
- 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,079
- MIGHTY EAGLE: Hello!
- 1850
- 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,752
- Where is everyone?
- 1851
- 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,478
- Mighty Eagle! Where's he going?
- 1852
- 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,278
- Oh, I can't believe I'm about to do this.
- 1853
- 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,391
- (SHOUTING BATTLE CRY)
- 1854
- 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,479
- Oh, my battle cry?
- 1855
- 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,959
- Coming in, coming in.
- 1856
- 01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,636
- Mighty Eagle!
- 1857
- 01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:00,720
- (GASPING)
- 1858
- 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,757
- (DISTORTED ROARING)
- 1859
- 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,954
- Whoa!
- 1860
- 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,268
- (CLAMORING)
- 1861
- 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:10,992
- Whoa, whoa! Oh-ho!
- 1862
- 01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,559
- (GRUNTING)
- 1863
- 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,274
- (PIGS YELLING)
- 1864
- 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:15,360
- (CLANGS)
- 1865
- 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,953
- Mighty Eagle.
- 1866
- 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,873
- Mighty Eagle, wake up.
- Come on. Oh, that's bad breath.
- 1867
- 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,191
- I can sleep late, Mom.
- It's not a school day.
- 1868
- 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,474
- Throw them in the pot, too.
- 1869
- 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,199
- - I'll have the big turkey.
- - (GRUNTING)
- 1870
- 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,999
- - Red!
- - (GASPS)
- 1871
- 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,350
- - Hey!
- - Whoa! What did I miss?
- 1872
- 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,032
- You gotta fly those eggs to safety.
- 1873
- 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,111
- I got this. Here we go.
- 1874
- 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:38,949
- (GRUNTS)
- 1875
- 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,951
- Oh-ho! Whoa, oh!
- 1876
- 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,429
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- 1877
- 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,277
- (PIGS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
- 1878
- 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,509
- My eggs!
- 1879
- 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,671
- - Don't forget Chuck and Bomb!
- - Who?
- 1880
- 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,800
- BOMB: Hey!
- RED: Those guys!
- 1881
- 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,029
- MIGHTY EAGLE: Right, right.
- 1882
- 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,118
- - (GRUNTING)
- - Gotcha!
- 1883
- 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,548
- (GRUNTING)
- 1884
- 01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,954
- (SCREAMING)
- 1885
- 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,549
- (GRUNTING)
- 1886
- 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,640
- (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- 1887
- 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,752
- You're not getting away that easy.
- 1888
- 01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:08,276
- (ALL GRUNTING IN PAIN)
- 1889
- 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,272
- - No!
- - (GASPS)
- 1890
- 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:14,400
- (CRACKING)
- 1891
- 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,592
- - Save yourselves!
- - Hold on, Red!
- 1892
- 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,829
- I'm gonna save that egg.
- 1893
- 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,037
- - Red, don't be a hero. Red, no!
- - No!
- 1894
- 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,355
- (YELLING)
- 1895
- 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:23,668
- (GROANING)
- 1896
- 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,000
- (GRUNTING)
- 1897
- 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,549
- Huh?
- 1898
- 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,153
- BIRD: Get out of town, everybody.
- 1899
- 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:29,998
- - Whoa!
- - Get down!
- 1900
- 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,070
- There's just so many of them!
- We're outnumbered!
- 1901
- 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,513
- What? How many?
- 1902
- 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,616
- Oh, no, not that many.
- Just the right amount, really.
- 1903
- 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,108
- No need to look back.
- Just keep flying. Faster!
- 1904
- 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:40,275
- (GASPING)
- 1905
- 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:41,634
- I'll take that.
- 1906
- 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,948
- - No, you won't.
- - Get him!
- 1907
- 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,359
- - Gimme that!
- - (GRUNTS)
- 1908
- 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,794
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 1909
- 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,074
- (PANTING)
- 1910
- 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,750
- You just don't know when to stop, do you?
- 1911
- 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,115
- Here's a two-word answer... Uh-uh.
- 1912
- 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,317
- LEONARD: Looks like your little
- slingshot game ends here.
- 1913
- 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,913
- - Gimme that!
- - Not gonna happen!
- 1914
- 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,115
- - (CREAKING)
- - (GASPS)
- 1915
- 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,155
- Oh, no.
- 1916
- 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,952
- (PIGS YELLING)
- 1917
- 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,234
- Get out of my way!
- 1918
- 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,759
- (YELLING)
- 1919
- 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,157
- PIG 1: Every pig for themselves!
- 1920
- 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,309
- PIG 2: I quit!
- 1921
- 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,317
- - Whoo-hoo!
- - Whoa!
- 1922
- 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,879
- Whoa!
- 1923
- 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,874
- I know what I gotta do.
- 1924
- 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,439
- I gotta blow up that ramp.
- 1925
- 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,318
- And that would be a good plan
- if you were good at blowing up.
- 1926
- 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,879
- I need to stop those planes.
- 1927
- 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,791
- Remember me, Chuck. Remember me!
- 1928
- 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,518
- Bomb's away!
- 1929
- 01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:27,835
- (YELLING)
- 1930
- 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,069
- (GRUNTS)
- 1931
- 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,039
- (PIG SQUEALING)
- 1932
- 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,429
- - Oh, hi there.
- - PIG: Here, chickie, chickie, chickie.
- 1933
- 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,033
- This little piggy popped.
- 1934
- 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,711
- This little piggy exploded.
- 1935
- 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:41,992
- And this little piggy went,
- "Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!"
- 1936
- 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,077
- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
- 1937
- 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,275
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1938
- 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,430
- Come on, Bomb, you can do this.
- 1939
- 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,192
- Blow up! Blow up!
- 1940
- 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,600
- Uh-oh.
- 1941
- 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,755
- (CACKLING)
- 1942
- 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,878
- Oh, no.
- 1943
- 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,576
- Think explosive thoughts. (GRUNTS)
- 1944
- 01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:59,749
- Surprise parties!
- 1945
- 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:02,553
- Yoga poses!
- 1946
- 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:03,829
- (CACKLING)
- 1947
- 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,834
- Pigs in airplanes!
- 1948
- 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,760
- (YELLING)
- 1949
- 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,748
- BOMB: I blew up.
- 1950
- 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,558
- - On purpose.
- - (PANTING)
- 1951
- 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,115
- You're wrecking my house.
- What's wrong with you?
- 1952
- 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,519
- You wrecked my house.
- 1953
- 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,600
- Your house was ugly.
- 1954
- 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,715
- Well, now we're even.
- 1955
- 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:21,989
- (GRUNTING)
- 1956
- 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,269
- (YELLING)
- 1957
- 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,189
- Aw!
- 1958
- 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:27,469
- (PIG GRUNTING)
- 1959
- 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,075
- Strike!
- 1960
- 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,280
- (BOTH YELLING)
- 1961
- 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,115
- Run! Run!
- 1962
- 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,714
- Guys, look out!
- 1963
- 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,473
- Everyone, stand back.
- 1964
- 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,673
- (WHIMPERING)
- 1965
- 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,389
- (GROWLS)
- 1966
- 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,754
- Terence?
- 1967
- 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,315
- Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.
- 1968
- 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:53,508
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1969
- 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,269
- (PIGS PANTING)
- 1970
- 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,509
- (GROANS)
- 1971
- 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,994
- Well, this is dynamite.
- 1972
- 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,998
- Hmm. (GASPS)
- 1973
- 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,993
- - There you are.
- - Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
- 1974
- 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,309
- - (CACKLES)
- - Oh!
- 1975
- 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,354
- (GRUNTING)
- 1976
- 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,838
- Delicious bird eggy-weggy. Ooh!
- 1977
- 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,239
- You can't eat eggs!
- 1978
- 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,878
- What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie.
- 1979
- 01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:24,480
- (CREAKING)
- 1980
- 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,353
- It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows.
- 1981
- 01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:29,016
- - (CACKLING)
- - FEMALE CLASSMATE: <i>Eyebrows!</i>
- 1982
- 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,032
- - (GRUNTING)
- - CHUCK: <i>Someone has anger issues.</i>
- 1983
- 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,720
- JUDGE PECKINPAH:
- <i>Anger is not always the answer!</i>
- 1984
- 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,315
- (EXHALES)
- 1985
- 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,078
- Well, you know what?
- 1986
- 01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,434
- I guess you win.
- 1987
- 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,635
- What?
- 1988
- 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,836
- That was an awesome plan.
- 1989
- 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,273
- Mindblower. (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
- 1990
- 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,954
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Really? Well, thank you.
- 1991
- 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,316
- You know, a lot of hard work
- goes into my sinister plans.
- 1992
- 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,436
- It does. (CHUCKLES)
- 1993
- 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,596
- Nah, I mean, your plan was great.
- 1994
- 01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,113
- But you didn't plan for this!
- 1995
- 01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:01,192
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (GASPING)
- 1996
- 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,754
- (GRUNTING)
- 1997
- 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,155
- (YELLS)
- 1998
- 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:06,879
- (PANTING)
- 1999
- 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:07,995
- (GRUNTING)
- 2000
- 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,309
- (GRUNTING)
- 2001
- 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:14,480
- (GRUNTING)
- 2002
- 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,198
- (PANTING)
- 2003
- 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,077
- You have annoyed me for the last time.
- 2004
- 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,195
- Yup.
- 2005
- 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,280
- Ah!
- 2006
- 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,755
- No!
- 2007
- 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,200
- (GRUNTING)
- 2008
- 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,793
- CHUCK: Faster!
- 2009
- 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,231
- - Whoa!
- - (SCREAMING)
- 2010
- 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,909
- (YELLING)
- 2011
- 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,193
- (STRAINED GRUNTING)
- 2012
- 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,315
- Cramp. Cramp. (GRUNTING)
- 2013
- 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,509
- FEMALE BIRD: It's him!
- 2014
- 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,669
- Look at that!
- 2015
- 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,034
- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- 2016
- 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,216
- BIRD 1: Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle?
- BIRD 2: It's him!
- 2017
- 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,356
- Wow, this guy looks
- nothing like his statue.
- 2018
- 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,192
- - Honey.
- - (GASPS) Our eggs!
- 2019
- 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,435
- - Are you okay?
- - Chuck, my man.
- 2020
- 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,431
- - Did you see what I did back there?
- - Yeah.
- 2021
- 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,519
- Oh! This egg is the spitting image of you.
- 2022
- 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,790
- - There. Safe and sound.
- - (GASPS)
- 2023
- 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,753
- - (SIGHS)
- - Oh!
- 2024
- 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,108
- (SOBBING)
- 2025
- 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,496
- - (EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE)
- - Oh!
- 2026
- 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,511
- - (GASPS) Where is he?
- - Red?
- 2027
- 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,033
- (BIRDS MURMURING)
- 2028
- 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,553
- FEMALE BIRD: Where is he?
- 2029
- 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,229
- (YAWNS)
- 2030
- 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,640
- Oh!
- 2031
- 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,631
- CHUCK: I think he might be dead.
- 2032
- 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,079
- - (SOBBING)
- - (SNIFFLING)
- 2033
- 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,275
- (CRYING)
- 2034
- 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,319
- (COUGHING)
- 2035
- 01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:59,311
- - Daddy!
- - (GASPING)
- 2036
- 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,072
- - He's alive!
- - (HAPPY SHOUTS)
- 2037
- 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,718
- He's alive!
- 2038
- 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,151
- - (BIRDS CHEERING)
- - (GROANS SOFTLY)
- 2039
- 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,359
- - (GASPS)
- - What?
- 2040
- 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,519
- (BABY BIRD SQUEAKS)
- 2041
- 01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,279
- (SQUEAKING)
- 2042
- 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,873
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 2043
- 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,715
- - (LAUGHING) Yeah!
- - Oh-ho!
- 2044
- 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,439
- Red, you're alive! I thought you had died!
- 2045
- 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,033
- Or defected to the pigs' side.
- 2046
- 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,111
- Hey, buddy, way to not be dead.
- 2047
- 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,758
- Hey. It's good to see you guys.
- 2048
- 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,915
- Come on.
- 2049
- 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,672
- - (ALL CHEERING)
- - (LAUGHING)
- 2050
- 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,391
- (JUDGE PECKINPAH GRUNTS)
- 2051
- 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:49,993
- RED: Sir. Ma'am.
- 2052
- 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,517
- - (BOTH GASP)
- - I think these belong to you.
- 2053
- 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,635
- (SQUEAKING)
- 2054
- 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,233
- Oh! (LAUGHS)
- 2055
- 01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,595
- (ALL GIGGLE)
- 2056
- 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:00,634
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2057
- 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,071
- (CRYING) Thank you.
- 2058
- 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,315
- (OLIVE LAUGHS)
- 2059
- 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,597
- Oh, Crimson, Woody, Ash.
- 2060
- 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,079
- - Who?
- - Is he talking to us?
- 2061
- 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,390
- You learned your lessons well.
- 2062
- 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,152
- Come on, bring it in.
- 2063
- 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,376
- - (GRUNTING)
- - No. I'm not really the affectionate type.
- 2064
- 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,799
- (MUFFLED GRUNTING)
- 2065
- 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,270
- Okay. Does it feel like
- this is crossing the line to anyone else?
- 2066
- 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,157
- - Yup.
- - Nope.
- 2067
- 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,708
- - (ALL EXHALE)
- - You're my prize pupils.
- 2068
- 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,268
- - Your prized what?
- - (LAUGHS) Don't you see?
- 2069
- 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:32,354
- I had to make you lose faith in me so you
- could learn to have faith in yourself.
- 2070
- 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,078
- That's really not how it felt.
- 2071
- 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,160
- Tell them, Rosy.
- 2072
- 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,056
- Yeah, I don't think
- that's what happened, man.
- 2073
- 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,355
- Oh, look, he's blushing.
- 2074
- 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,440
- (WRY LAUGH)
- 2075
- 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,756
- I'm not blushing. I'm just red.
- 2076
- 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,751
- - (LAUGHING)
- - (CROWD CHEERING)
- 2077
- 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,870
- MIGHTY EAGLE:
- Okay, who wants an autograph?
- 2078
- 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,000
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2079
- 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,792
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- 2080
- 01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,313
- (YOUNG BIRDS LAUGHING)
- 2081
- 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,400
- - Oh!
- - MALE BIRD: Hoist it up.
- 2082
- 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,798
- - Nice.
- - (GIGGLING)
- 2083
- 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,631
- Hmm?
- 2084
- 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,399
- (SADLY) Hmm...
- 2085
- 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,954
- - (FEMALE BIRDS SQUEALING)
- - (LAUGHING)
- 2086
- 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,870
- Grand reopening. Get your worms.
- 2087
- 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,075
- (GRUMBLES)
- 2088
- 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,840
- JUDGE PECKINPAH: Well done, indeed.
- 2089
- 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,600
- CHUCK: Wow!
- 2090
- 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,432
- Is that you right there, Red?
- 2091
- 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,715
- Oh, really? Where? No.
- They didn't have to do...
- 2092
- 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,475
- Oh, yeah.
- 2093
- 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,956
- That's funny, I don't remember
- crying on my knees like that.
- 2094
- 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,076
- But, you know, it's nice.
- 2095
- 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,391
- Look at that.
- They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit.
- 2096
- 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,233
- They made him look
- so much more handsome than you.
- 2097
- 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:41,834
- - Mmm-hmm.
- - You know, back when I was angry,
- 2098
- 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,831
- that would have really ticked me off.
- 2099
- 01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,751
- - Ah, forget about that.
- - Ooh!
- 2100
- 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,456
- You know what we should do?
- Let's go to the village.
- 2101
- 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,595
- Let's do it.
- 2102
- 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,136
- No, actually, I'd love to
- go hang out with you guys,
- 2103
- 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,856
- but, you know, I got this thing,
- and I have another thing after that thing,
- 2104
- 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,016
- and there's all these
- things in a row, so...
- 2105
- 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,075
- Would you look at that!
- 2106
- 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,033
- What the...
- 2107
- 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:18,949
- (SQUEALS)
- 2108
- 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,036
- Mr. Red, welcome back to the village.
- 2109
- 01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,113
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 2110
- 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,553
- (WHISTLING)
- 2111
- 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:40,710
- - (BOMB SIGHS)
- - (MATILDA LAUGHS)
- 2112
- 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,360
- Mmm!
- 2113
- 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:48,440
- Ta-da!
- 2114
- 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:49,794
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 2115
- 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,840
- RED: Huh?
- 2116
- 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,834
- ALL: (SINGING) <i>Mighty, Mighty Red
- You rescued me</i>
- 2117
- 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:03,194
- <i>Defender of our homes
- And liberty</i>
- 2118
- 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,835
- <i>- Bravery
- - Humility</i>
- 2119
- 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,150
- <i>Anger-y</i>
- 2120
- 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,877
- <i>Mighty, Mighty Red You</i>
- 2121
- 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:18,995
- <i>Rescued me</i>
- 2122
- 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,271
- (VOCALIZING)
- 2123
- 01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:28,351
- (TERENCE VOCALIZING)
- 2124
- 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,912
- (HOLDS NOTE ALONE)
- 2125
- 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:36,953
- (GRUMBLES)
- 2126
- 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,600
- Oh, my God.
- 2127
- 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:39,949
- (DEEP CHUCKLING)
- 2128
- 01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:43,120
- Mmm.
- 2129
- 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000
- Hmm?
- 2130
- 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,336
- How did you guys
- find the time to pull this off?
- 2131
- 01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,360
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2132
- 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,296
- This is why we went to
- go get pedicures, isn't it?
- 2133
- 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,754
- Nope. We got pedicures
- because we're worth it.
- 2134
- 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,956
- - I got gels.
- - You guys are something else.
- 2135
- 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,096
- To be honest with you,
- I am gonna miss the beach view.
- 2136
- 01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,553
- But so what? It's still there.
- 2137
- 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,136
- It's just not right there when I wake up
- and look out my window.
- 2138
- 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,958
- Well, you can still look out your window
- and see me and Bomb.
- 2139
- 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,268
- Right.
- 2140
- 01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,191
- So, you know, pluses and minuses.
- 2141
- 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,554
- Okay. See you later.
- 2142
- 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:13,840
- Oh!
- 2143
- 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,073
- Well, this just got awkward.
- 2144
- 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,639
- That's really insensitive.
- 2145
- 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,073
- Want to go get a bite?
- 2146
- 01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,118
- - Forget it. Let's just go home.
- - Hmm.
- 2147
- 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,514
- Guys! I'm just messing with you.
- 2148
- 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,640
- Get in here.
- 2149
- 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,789
- (BOTH GASP)
- 2150
- 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:32,880
- (CHUCKLING)
- 2151
- 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,336
- BOMB: I knew it!
- CHUCK: Let's be roomies.
- 2152
- 01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,590
- BOMB: Roommates!
- Oh, I can't wait to make a chores list.
- 2153
- 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,800
- RED: Wait, hold on a second.
- 2154
- 01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,136
- CHUCK: I'll move my nest
- in the master bedroom.
- 2155
- 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,536
- Bomb, you can stay in the guest house.
- 2156
- 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,336
- RED: No, no, no.
- BOMB: Can we get a bunk nest?
- 2157
- 01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,856
- CHUCK: This is gonna be perfect!
- RED: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 2158
- 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,199
- - Guys! No!
- - (BOMB LAUGHING)
- 2159
- 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:46,320
- (WHOOPS)
- 2160
- 01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,873
- (MIGHTY EAGLE CHUCKLES)
- 2161
- 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,188
- <i>And how to get along</i>
- 2162
- 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,280
- Oh, yeah.
- 2163
- 01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,032
- <i>And so you're back from outer space</i>
- 2164
- 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,155
- Groovin' out.
- 2165
- 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,719
- <i>I just walked in to find you here</i>
- 2166
- 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:03,936
- Watch this. Coming right at you.
- 2167
- 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,216
- <i>With that sad look upon your face</i>
- 2168
- 01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,071
- <i>I should have changed that stupid lock</i>
- 2169
- 01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,151
- <i>I should have made you leave your key</i>
- 2170
- 01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:11,151
- <i>If I had known for just one second</i>
- 2171
- 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,958
- <i>You'd be back to bother me</i>
- 2172
- 01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,632
- <i>Go on, now, go</i>
- 2173
- 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,597
- <i>Walk out the door</i>
- 2174
- 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,477
- <i>Just turn around now</i>
- 2175
- 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,313
- <i>'Cause you're not welcome anymore</i>
- 2176
- 01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:24,557
- <i>Weren't you the one
- Who tried to hurt me with goodbye?</i>
- 2177
- 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,631
- <i>Did you think I'd crumble?</i>
- 2178
- 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,392
- <i>Did you think I'd lay down and die?</i>
- 2179
- 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:29,708
- <i>Oh, no, not I</i>
- 2180
- 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,800
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
- 2181
- 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:31,960
- <i>I will survive</i>
- 2182
- 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,155
- Whoo! (LAUGHING)
- 2183
- 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:35,280
- <i>As long as I know how to love
- I know I'll stay alive</i>
- 2184
- 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:36,360
- TERENCE: Mmm.
- 2185
- 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:37,680
- <i>I've got all my life to live</i>
- 2186
- 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:38,795
- (WHOOPING)
- 2187
- 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,160
- <i>And I've got all my love to give</i>
- 2188
- 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:42,676
- <i>I will survive
- I will survive</i>
- 2189
- 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:44,751
- Whoa. Whoa. (GRUNTS)
- 2190
- 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,632
- <i>Go on, now, go
- Walk out the door</i>
- 2191
- 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:47,914
- (LAUGHS)
- 2192
- 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,719
- <i>Just turn around now</i>
- 2193
- 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,995
- <i>'Cause you're not welcome anymore</i>
- 2194
- 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,274
- (EXCLAIMING)
- 2195
- 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,256
- <i>Weren 't you the one
- Who tried to hurt me with goodbye?</i>
- 2196
- 01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:57,872
- <i>Did you think I'd crumble?</i>
- 2197
- 01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,235
- <i>Did you think I'd lay down and die?</i>
- 2198
- 01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:01,753
- <i>Oh, no, not I</i>
- 2199
- 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,592
- <i>I will survive</i>
- 2200
- 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,632
- - (LAUGHTER)
- - (WHOOPING)
- 2201
- 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,078
- ROSS: Come on, Leonard.
- 2202
- 01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:09,673
- Leonard can't dance.
- 2203
- 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,228
- He's hatching a new plan.
- 2204
- 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,673
- - (DEVIOUS LAUGHTER)
- - Yeah!
- 2205
- 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,557
- <i>I will survive</i>
- 2206
- 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,596
- <i>Yeah, yeah</i>
- 2207
- 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,200
- Okay, maybe I'll dance for just a sec.
- 2208
- 01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:23,714
- (LAUGHING)
- 2209
- 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:25,599
- (WHOOPING)
- 2210
- 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:28,711
- Whoo! Show 'em what you got, Red.
- 2211
- 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,592
- Ba-boom! Come on, Red Stuff.
- 2212
- 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,749
- - No.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 2213
- 01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,875
- Nice try.
- 2214
- 01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,399
- - ♪♪
- - (GASPS)
- 2215
- 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,629
- Hmm?
- 2216
- 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:37,040
- Uh...
- 2217
- 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,680
- Oh! Okay.
- 2218
- 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:40,760
- Mmm-hmm.
- 2219
- 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,359
- (SONG CONTINUES)
- 2220
- 01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:48,399
- <i>Ooh! Whoa!</i>
- 2221
- 01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:51,313
- <i>I will survive</i>
- 2222
- 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,479
- <i>I will survive</i>
- 2223
- 01:29:56,480 --> 01:29:57,959
- <i>Ooh!</i>
- 2224
- 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,679
- <i>I will survive</i>
- 2225
- 01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:06,036
- <i>Yeah</i>
- 2226
- 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,109
- OLIVE: There you go.
- 2227
- 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:11,679
- (FEET SCREECH)
- 2228
- 01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:14,388
- (GRUNTING)
- 2229
- 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:16,155
- (GRUNTING)
- 2230
- 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,636
- - Ooh!
- - Wait. What are we doing?
- 2231
- 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,835
- (GRUNTING)
- 2232
- 01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:22,198
- (ALL GASP)
- 2233
- 01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:24,309
- Watch out.
- 2234
- 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,039
- (PANTING)
- 2235
- 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,635
- - (THUMP)
- - Ow!
- 2236
- 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:33,513
- ALL: Whoa!
- 2237
- 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,119
- (CREAKING)
- 2238
- 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,033
- ALL: Mmm!
- 2239
- 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,029
- ♪♪
- 2240
- 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,669
- <i>Whoo!</i>
- 2241
- 01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:12,675
- <i>There's a moment in this journey
- that I gave up</i>
- 2242
- 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,718
- <i>My boots just couldn't walk another mile</i>
- 2243
- 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:21,469
- <i>And that cloud above me
- had no silver lining</i>
- 2244
- 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,598
- <i>I couldn't buy a break with my last dime</i>
- 2245
- 01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:30,235
- <i>Oh, but when I saw you
- standing in the corner</i>
- 2246
- 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:34,835
- <i>I'd have never thought
- that you would have my back</i>
- 2247
- 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:39,189
- <i>But then we rolled in
- like the thunder and the lightning</i>
- 2248
- 01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:43,074
- <i>Threw some punches, then we had a laugh</i>
- 2249
- 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:47,989
- <i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>
- 2250
- 01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:52,435
- <i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>
- 2251
- 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,635
- <i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>
- 2252
- 01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:01,798
- <i>I can see that you and me
- are gonna be friends</i>
- 2253
- 01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:12,197
- <i>Who'd have thought
- we'd wind up here together?</i>
- 2254
- 01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:16,591
- <i>It's crazy that we're
- standing side by side</i>
- 2255
- 01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:21,071
- <i>Fighting just like two birds of a feather</i>
- 2256
- 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:25,476
- <i>Who's gonna tell us now
- that we can't fly?</i>
- 2257
- 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:29,795
- <i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>
- 2258
- 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,235
- <i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>
- 2259
- 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,594
- <i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>
- 2260
- 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,069
- <i>I can see that you and me
- are gonna be friends</i>
- 2261
- 01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:47,519
- <i>To the end, you and me are gonna be friends</i>
- 2262
- 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,074
- <i>Yeah!</i>
- 2263
- 01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,479
- <i>Here we go!</i>
- 2264
- 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:59,758
- <i>Hey, hey, you and me
- Different as different can be</i>
- 2265
- 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,070
- <i>You like to rock, I like to roll</i>
- 2266
- 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,151
- <i>You take the high and I'll take the low</i>
- 2267
- 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,869
- <i>Whoa, whoa-oh!</i>
- 2268
- 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:12,150
- <i>Whoa, whoa-oh!</i>
- 2269
- 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:16,036
- <i>Just some roughed-up desperados</i>
- 2270
- 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,515
- <i>Hanging tough through thick and thin</i>
- 2271
- 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,829
- <i>Kicking up dust wherever we go</i>
- 2272
- 01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:29,355
- <i>I can see that you and me
- are gonna be friends</i>
- 2273
- 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:33,919
- <i>To the end, you and me are gonna be friends</i>
- 2274
- 01:33:34,480 --> 01:33:38,268
- <i>I can see that you and me
- are gonna be friends</i>
- 2275
- 01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:39,520
- <i>Yeah!</i>
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