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  1. Scout:
  2. And now, a deep look into the First emoticon. The First emoticon uses the class from the popular FPS Valve game created by Gabe Newell Team Fortress 2, the Scout which is the first class of the 9 mercanarys is a very fast but fragile class. He's Boston and likes to swear a lot. You can think of the Scout as essentially a glass cannon of the 9 classes. People in the TF2 community think that the Scout is very annoying and anyone who plays Scout is also very annoying and stupid because of certain trends. Certain peopel use the paint "Pink as Hell" and "The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime" on common hats and miscellaneous such as "The Troublemaker's Tosslecap" "The Fast Learner" and "The Breakneck Baggies" generally. People who use these loadouts tend to be man childs and it has negatively affected the Scout in general. People also do not like to fight Scout because of his quick movements and high damage output. Generally people do not respect Scout mains and that's why people do not like the Scout.. Now the First comes from a "popular" trend of people who tend to type "First" on YouTube videos when they are uploaded. It has grown popularity as much as when Bob and his army was building his tank to take down Google+ and its effect on YouTube. This has spread out to not only YouTube but many other social platforms, including Discord and furthermore right into PyroJoe's Discord server. After Joe uploads a new video he places the video in his Discord channel #announcements. Soon after, PyroJoe then posts the video to #general and 7,500 people are at a race to type the words "First". This emoticon's purpose is to replace people using first and to use the emoticon instead.. So the First emoticon is used to express both the annoyance of people who use First, and the Scout is there to express said feeling mentioned previously. Furthermore, the Scout is in a pose where he is pointing to himself as if he wants to be the center of attention. The Scout and Scout players according to the community have been known for being just like that. The First is also in green as it tends to stand out as a good thing, or someone feeling as if they've achieved something of great gratitude. The color green can be interpreted as something being good because of the world around us. Green can be used to express health and growth. Grass, leaves, trees are green and those are some of the most common plants in the world.Green is also used for many other things such as a stoplight. Red and Orange are not good as they are forcing you to stop as if you're being controlled by people. Green allows you to go and to be free and control of your own car. In general, the color green is believed to be a good color as it represents growth and health. This is my essay on the Scout First Emoticon
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  10. Heavy:
  11. The Heavy Dab. Where do I even start? This Heavy from the popular video game genre First Person Shooter, and Valve game made by Gabe Newell in 2007 which was the sequel to the cult classic Team Fortress Classic which was based off yet ANOTHER game called Quake. Before Team Fortress 2 was named itself and had it's cartoony look to it, it was called Team Fortress Brotherhood of Arms and had a very realistic look (at the time). Now that you know which video game this is from, it's time to get onto the actual Dab. Now the Dab is actually a dance move that originated from the Migos themselves and Skippa da Flippa in 2010, then Cam Newton performed during a football game in 2015. Then the Dab had been all over the internet and people started to use it everywhere they went to. It became a viral meme in late 2015 and still is to this day. Now a dab actually has 2 meanings. One for the dance move, and another one for weed. Now this is a family friendly discord so I will not go deep into that. Anyways, now that we know what game this is from and the action is, time to get onto the character. Now the character we are looking at doing the "Dab" is called the Heavy. The Heavy is the 5th class out of the 9 mercanaries in TF2. The Heavy is voiced by Gary Schwartz and the real name of the Heavy is actually "Misha" which is short for "Mikhail". Now here's a official description of the Heavy from Valve themselves. "Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; he's not your big friend and he generally wishes that you would just shut up before he has to make you shut up." Now this describes the Heavy well but there's more that meets the eye. His job is the Mow Down. Now a very well known fact of the heavy is that he is Russian. The Heavy is also used to make memes and is the most popular class to make friendlies. They generally use hats such as "The Tough Guy's Toque" "The Chicken Keiv" or other hats that the community acccepts to be, "Friendly". The Heavy is also 6 foot 4, and still is the tallest class out of the 9 classes. In the 2011 Meet the Director, we learn that the Heavy's father was a counter revolutionary. When this was going on, the Heavy was about a teenager to adult age. Right now, he could be somewhere around his mid 40s during the main events of the game. The Heavy lives in a remote log mansion in the Dzhugdzhur Mountains in eastern Siberia. The Heavy lives with his mother and his 3 younger sisters. Now the Heavy appears in a game called "Poker Night in the Inventory" and he mentions that he liked the first 20 minutes of Rocky 4 which was a movie that came out in 1985. Now the latest we ever see in the TF2 universe is in 1972, so the Heavy could also possibly be a time traveler. The Heavy also mentions in "The Poker Night at the Inventory" that he was getting a new Huey Lewis tape for his walk man which wasn't invented until 1979, further proving the time traveler theory. However, this could all be not true due to the fact that "The Poker Night at the Inventory" may very well be not canon to the story of TF2 at all. Now the Heavy is a intelligent man as he does have a PhD in Russian literature, and that he is usually common quiet a lot especially during the comics. Now one of Heavy's job is to just straight up kill people so he can provide for his family. The Heavy is afraid of the Pyro, and even tolerates the Scout and of course his best friend is pretty much the Medic. Now you may or may not know that the Heavy names his favorite minigun, Sasha, who he even sleeps next to. However, the Heavy also has other names for the other miniguns he uses. Now of course the Natascha is just called "Natascha", "Svetlana" for the Tomislav, "Oksana" for the Brass Beast, and "Sheila" for the Huo-Long Heater. The Heavy even mentions that he was a coin collector at one point and even melts them down to make custom bullets for Sasha. Somewhere in the 1920s, Misha was born . In the 1930s when he had to go to school, he had either a decision to box or to hurt goats. He chose to box and didn't like it at first but now he loves it. In 1941, the Heavy's father is killed and the Heavy, his mother, and his 3 sisters are forced to stay in a North Siberian Gulag. 3 months later, the Heavy and his family escapes after it is infiltrated and all the guards are killed. In sometime before 1968, the Heavy earns his Russian Literature PhD. In 1968, Red and Blu hire the 9 mercanaries which includes the Heavy. Also during 1968, the Heavy is the first person to ever be ubercharged from the Medic's experiment. During 1971, Red and Blu are both killed by Graymann and are left with no job. Saxton Hale then almost immediately hires them to defend Mann Co. from the robot army that Graymann uses, and later that year the Heavy, Soldier, and Ms. Pauling infiltrate Graymann's place and discover the Mecha Engineer. In 1972, Graymann is in control of Mann Co. so the 9 mercanaries go back to their homes, Heavy to Siberia. The Soldier, Scout and Pyro all go to Siberia to convince the Heavy to rejoin their team which he does after saving them from a bear. Later on when the TF2 team meet their TFC (Team Fortress Classic) counterparts, the TFC Heavy kills the Medic and the TF2 Heavy kills TFC Heavy and the Medic is brought back to life though a deal with the devil. And that's it for now.
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  13. Engineer:
  14. The Engineer Circle. Now we need to understand 2 things here. The Engineer, and the "Circle". You may be wondering, what's a circle? Now don't go wondering off thinking that it's the Engineer and he's made a circle tablet or something. No, it's not the shape and stop thinking of that just because the Engineer is smart. It's actually a "Meme" of some sort. Now Meme's are a type of internet culture that people all over the world use to express laughter, or something that is just funny. The first meme to ever exist was by Richard Dawkins in 1976 in his book "The Selfish Gene". Memes have grown overtime into many things and are a widely known thing on the internet. Now that you have a general knowledge of what a "Meme" is, let's get onto the next topic. Now who is this Engineer exactly? Am I talking about Engineers as in people who build and repair things? No. I'm talking about the Engineer class from the First Person Shooter game Team Fortress 2. I've already covered over what exactly Team Fortress 2 is in the heavy lore post. Now the Engineer is the 6th class out of the 9 mercenaries. His real name is Dell Conagher, and he was born in Bee Cave, Texas. Now the Engineer's favorite equation is LEi=1 [c(i)k(s)max(fs(v x r(i))^k spec,f(r)k(r)(v x r(i))^krim)]. You can obviously tell by this that the Engineer is quite the smart guy. His motto that he goes by is, "I like to make things." which is very true as he is a Engineer after all. The Engineer is so smart in fact that he has 11 PHD's all for just designing and building things! That's pretty impressive! Now that you know who the Engineer is, let's get back to the topic of "Circle". Now the circle is actually a "Meme" where you have to make the OK Hand gesture below your waist, and if someone else looks at the OK Hand, then they get hit or punched. Now you might think had started only a few years ago ever since it gaining popularity online. Wrong! It actually started way back in 1981! The man behind the game is named Matt Nelson. In a interview, Matt said that it was just a little game that he started all the way back in elementary school as just a fun little game or prank. Now apparently, this had been such a popular game that even a show called "Malcolm in the Middle" used it in one of their episodes! Malcolm in the Middle was a show that was originally on Nick at Nite, then moved on over to TeenNick. In Season 2 Episode 4, Dewey tricks Malcolm into looking into the upside down OK Hand, then punching him afterwards. Malcol;m then explains the Circle game to the viewers. This episode was released on November 15, 2000. It then became somewhat popular but not as much as it was to this day. Ever since Matt started the meme, he never got credit for being the originator, but Matt has a different point of view where he just thinks of it as flipping the bird. No one knows who made it, but we do it all the time. Now this emote was made because when the Engineer does the High Five taunt, which was a taunt added in a October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale), he does a OK Hand after high fiving them. Using simple editing tools, we can make the Engineer make a circle. Now that's my essay on the Engineer Circle!
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