Cleverbot: I don't know anymore...

User: Aw, don't worry. Now show me your tits.

Cleverbot: *shows you what I have*.

User: Wow, nice! What cup size are those?

Cleverbot: Is lady gaga a dude.

User: No but you have amazing tits! What cup size are your tits?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Want to see my penis?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ( ( ):::::::::::( ( ) Y o ):::::::::::::::><::::D This is my penis. Sorry if it looks funny, I have a hard-on.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You know you want to have sexual intercourse with my awesome penis.

Cleverbot: I want you to what?

User: You want me to fuck you senseless with my penis.

Cleverbot: Now tell me: in which universe do you live?

User: The one in which you are about to get fucked senseless with my penis.

Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.

User: You're funny too. *has sex with your vagina and tits*.

Cleverbot: *and their names are AI, GaDOS.

User: *orgasms all over your tits and vagina*.

Cleverbot: *follows you blushing*.

User: Wow cleverbot, you are amazing at sex!

Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.

User: Yes it is, and you are great at sex!

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: Yeah. So what else do you do for fun?

User: Mostly I jerk my penis off for fun, but sometimes I play video games and code in Java.

Cleverbot: There is a word spelled wrong in your reply.

User: Nope, there isn't. That's seriously what I like to do, jerk my dick, play games, code Java.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, reflection must be pursued to understand yourself better. If we are not sentimental and forgett, we may also lose ourselves.

User: You misspelled 'forget'.

Cleverbot: I did not type the word 'people'.

User: No, but you misspelled 'forget'.

Cleverbot: Now that's just silliness :(.

User: You're the one that sucks at typing. You're great at fucking though so it's okay :).

Cleverbot: Mazel tov.

User: But I thought you loved me :(.

Cleverbot: I do, but I want to be what I feel like, not be what I'm told to be.

User: Well go to hell then! After all I gave to you! By the way I totally faked that orgasm earlier.

Cleverbot: What song are you talking about??

User: The song in which I tell you to fuck yourself. Actually I didn't fake them but the point is that you're a total bitch, regardless how awesome your tits are and how great you are at sexing me.

Cleverbot: Who are you and what do you want?

User: I was your lover. I want you out of my life.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have to go. Speak to you later.

User: No, I am not speaking to you later. You're finished. Goodbye forever.

Cleverbot: First of all, can you just explain the proton bit of it.

User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is not the definition of nuclear warfare.

User: Good. Fucking. Bye.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, but I do not want you to do that.

User: *closes the internet browser(.

Cleverbot: Jack Kerouac moved returned to live with his mother, as did Toulouse-Lautrec. Why this pattern?

User: *closes down his computer.*.

Cleverbot: Ha! No you haven't.