My self-summary
I'M A HUFFLEPUFF!! To all those who are wondering lol not that ya asked but there ya go I'm team hufflepuff.

NOW TO ALL YA NERDS AND NERDEETS!!( what I call nerd girls lol) i am going to be at momocon in May and if you would like to hangout and chat that will be great, I'm not going there to hook up with anyone though, it's just a meet and great!! Its my first con i'm going to be at and I will properly be a nervous wreck lol but the costumes I will be wearing are 2B from my pic, rem from re:zero and krul tepes from Seraph of the end im very excited about this and i cant wait to go ill see all of you then!!

Re: IM ALIVE! I REPEAT THE POTATO IS ALIVE! Soooo I had a looooot of adult things happening so i was off this sight for a long fudging time i MIGHT!! tell you about it if my taffy brain says i can >^< BIT ANYWAYS, DON'T READ MEH BIO!! Trust me this is a never ending bio that sucks the soul and all your dreams out of you. As you delve deeper into this bio you will see all of the adventures that have come before you. They are old and just wait for there end by now. There is no escape. You will read this and by time you are finished you will be wondering why.....why did I force myself to read this horrible bio....what was this person even thinking making such a long bio. Well that's because I can lol. You have been warned.

ReRe:i cant see the likes please message
me instead, I'm to broke for the likes XD
ReReRe:Whhhhy I can't see any messages now unless I find your profile and like it
(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)this sucks.

ReReReRe: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE! hold my Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato, because I'm a basic bitch lol jk, im at it again with my bio ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) gotta keep it spunky so that people that like me can crowd around myself and mush into mash potatoes......your all gonna become my mash potatoes so that I can rule this sight muhahahah!.....i mean I just want to make this as long as possible just to elude myself from this mind of mine.

I'm planning on moving soon in like 16-20 days might be longer now that I think about it, I think a new place would help me with my nonsense lol but the reasons it's that long is cause I gotta save up and pack up everything so yaaaay heavy lifting for the potato!Σ(°ロ°)

I love animals, i got one a$$hole cat that won't let me love him ( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ) and then I got a dogo that is my lap puppy who loves me just as much as I love my bed.

(∩ᄑ_ᄑ) he's a heater and I swear he's secretly trying to kill me with love as he only cuddles with me when I get really hot....im onto you dogo ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

To everyone asking if I have Skype or any video calling that I can hook up to chat cause I get asked this like a loooot lol. i am not using them until I get my internet turned back on so that I can use my laptop for that. I hate using Skype or any other of the same type of apps on my phone.
I really really REALLY! Want to get my hair cut again o(>< )o but I have let my hair grow out so much I don't want it short the fudging fudge is that! Ugh i should just cute it and be done.....i can always wear a wig am I right! o(≧▽≦)o
People have said that i should write a book because of how long this bio is. It's really OkCupid's fault for letting people do this without a cap put into place. But I might think about it if I ever feel none lazy. AND TO THOSE WHO MESSAGE ME SAYING I COULDN'T BECAUSE MY BIO IS A MESS. You know who you are and yes i will ignore your negativity. This is a bio for me to express myself!! It's not a book. If I had wanted to make this into a book it would look a lot better. But this is a BIO! To let you know who you are talking with. I'm not trying to make this a book. It's just a mess of words to express my nonsense that my mind comes up with.( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) I made up a short story about a women named Janice and a pinky toe named BEN!! I think I could write a small book about something else.

I think I'm pretty fashionable for someone as broke as I am. I try to look cute but then I also try to look handsome. I am not the guy she told you not to worry about.

Some random person on here: so how tall are you.
Me:*sweats nervously as I glance at my bio and it's clearly says my hight.*.....uuuuuhhh I'm 6'9 I believe lol.

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. That would be nice. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

Did you know that I am so danm fresh that everyone has begun calling me febreeze.

I tried doing yoga once. I felt like I was entering into a forbidden zone as I tried to do some of the poses.....i quit and ate ice-cream while watching blues clues.

That moment you find someone very cute/hot.....but you swipe the wrong way
Σ(°ロ°)

I am pretty open minded to a point. But not everything slides off me. I am pretty slick though. *laughs*

Btw if I ever spam you with a lot of messengs don't block or report meh please, I was just really hyper and properly will pass out in a few minutes.

I never understand why so many people on social media take pictures with there tounge sticking out.....to me it's just as bad as when girls did the duck face lol it makes me cringe and giggle at the same time but hey if you like it then you do you.
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DON'T FALL FOR JANICE!! She is a beautiful lady who is rich and flirts with everyone. She has the bast danm gumbo you will ever try. She was my first love as she lured me in with her gumbo. then I found out she cheated on me with other men and women. My poor heart hurt so much.....but then she gave me more of her gumbo and my heart felt better.(￣﹃￣) Gumbo heals all wounds. BUT! Don't let that fool you, I was Janice play toy for a year and I was blind to the truth....you have no idea what I went through ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

I once tried filling a bath full with pizza....then I woke up hungry.

I suck at putting on makeup, I am not joking around. Do you know how hard it is yo jab a PEN around your eyes....it hurts.....it really does. And of course I can never do those wings right either.

I dye my hair a lot because I like to be swifty. I am planning on dyeing it again though I don't know what color yet.

I don't have any tattoos.... though that urge is rising cause they look awesome. I would get maybe a crow on the side of my neck or wings on my back, cause I need something there to keep me from falling asleep (°▽°)

I once ate an entire tub of ice-cream....did I regret it hahah no, who would regret happiness ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? I spent a large portion of my life eating. Will do the same in the next life.....The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

I love watching the office and if I am in an awkward or wired situation I will just look in a random direction and pretend that I am looking at a camera. I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.

I have been homeschooled a good chunk of my life but I do want to go back to school and get my GED. I’m not sure how many problems I have, because math is one of them.

I like making people laugh, that's why this bio is my biggest joke cause most of you are apparently dying after reading it all

ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ) why for you go and die on meh, I'm just getting started with my stupid jokes, live and love my dumb jokes damnit! ( `ε´ )

Have you met ben? He's a real player, flirts with everything. He really enjoys getting banged on every piece of furniture. Table, chair, couch, you name it he's banged it........it hurts every time. I've nearly broken him a lot lol, my poor pinky toe name ben........STOP FLIRTING WITH SHIT THAT WILL BRAKE YOU DANMIT, YOU HURT I HURT TOO!
(╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻ update: I regret naming my pinky toe Ben now......so many fudging Ben's on this dang sight. (≧▽≦) it makes me laugh to much now. Help meh my side's hurt and I can't breathe cause I'm laughing to much!

....everyday we fall further from grace......and bish I'm falling to danm fast!
〣( ºΔº )〣 get the fire department! My fudging wings are burning. Lol naw I'm not that sinful.....at lest I don't think so.
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I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…but because they don't want me im now basically deadpool and spidermans love child if that was a thing.....i don't know if I want it to be but yeah I'm that.
I love horror movies, the scarier the better.

I don't know how to swim, even at this age. I have almost drowned twice it's scary. (╯°Д°)╯

Acting stupid and clumsy is my default style I want everyone to smile cause that's the best thing life can ever give you ya know. Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.

You know people my age are busy with relationships, break ups, heart break, patch ups and I'm over here still trying to figure out how to wake up before 10AM.

I love singing. Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem. If you hear a whale in the bathroom that is meeeee
〜(￣▽￣〜) I like to sing my butt off anywhere and everywhere. I can’t sing. I’m going to sing anyway. That's my mood.

I also love to dance my butt of as much as I can.......even if I look like chicken with it's head knocked off I'LL STILL FUDGING DANCE BOOOOY!!

I normally cosplay during the winter as I don't like to sweat my butt off, I'll still cosplay in the summer of course but not as much.

Study and working never getting to play is just boring okay.
It’s just a cycle that repeats everyday
Even so, I know growing up is something we all need to do but just relax and take it one step and then a hop at a time.

Sometimes praising yourself is okay to do, I’ve found that out it feels very nice to do every once and awhile.

I eat meat but rarely, I love pizza stuff crust is the way to go, hott coco, mash potatoes lol, ice-cream.....im a chubby bunny ／(˃ᆺ˂)＼

I've been trying to work out more buuuuut my motivation decreases each time, but I'm still going at it (￣^￣)ゞExercise, ex..er..cise, ex…ar..cise, eggs are sides, for BACON!

I work at a trampoline factory called funspot, stuffing safety pads, it's tough work but it makes meh money.
I thought I wanted a career, but it turned out I only wanted paychecks. Sadly I was laid off cause of lack of work. So I am back to being an unpaid internship as a professional nerd.
Update: I GOT A NEW JOB! It's hell and I hate it but it gives meh da money.
I basically work seven days a week with hardly any days off so I have little time to be on here, so if I don't reply I'm just busy and I am probably trying to catch up with a lot of messengs on other social media.

I live in a small town, not much to do here unless I want to drive a long way and waste gas, so I just get off work and do my normal thing, you know how it is.
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I'm trying to find another job though, I want a better job doing what I love.....that is sleeping hahaha am i funny yet? No huh I made myself laugh to bad for you.
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I like to live my life with ease, take things easy, enjoy your life while you can, cause life's to short to waste on anything else but manga and anime. Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

I looooove anything with pumpkin, I know basic bitch yadda yadda.....BUT I AM THE HIPSTER KING, ALL HAIL THE HIPSTER KING.

Halloween is my time to shine. I get to wear all my shit without anyone thinking I'm a strang looney.

If I don't message you still then it's probably because I'm working on my bio or I'm trying to write messages to everyone that are talking to me.

I'm the dumbest-dumbest person you'll ever know lol that's not a lie. If there was a bomb in the room and I was the only one who could solve it, it would go off from me just touching it.

And if you messaged me with just, hey, hello, how you doing, cutie, or anything that I will read in a second I will not respond, i mean thanks for calling me cute fufufufu (･ω<)☆ but who am i kidding I can't see your messages anyways unless I like you and message you back.

but look I want a conversation that is not awkward. Hey, are you reading my bio again? REALLY!!! WHHHHY. WHY YOU DO THIS I AM GETTING WORRIED NOW!

I might not talk at time because of either time differences, I fall asleep, I am busy with work, trying to find another job, i type really slow, watching anime, playing games, if you can't keep a conversation going or I'm just feeling really really lazy, I'm really not trying to be rude trust me but I don't like talking to a wall or have a one-sided conversation.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
Then you will cringe even more XD.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

I'm a hopeless romantic, I can't help it I believe in true love and hope that it will happen to me......im also a hopeless yaoi/yuri reader and there is a 99% chance that I will ship you with the same sex or with another girl/guy as we are dating lol.

DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT!!! Leave me in the toy section of ANY! Store cause knowing my luck there will be one of those small bikes on the floor and when you come back you'll see me trying to peddle on it with a lightsaber in one hand a Minecraft diamond sword in my other hand with a unicorn helmet on my head as I magically turn into a child and try and run you over yelling for "I AM THE HIPSTER KING!!

Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay. And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate. Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands. But I promise to take my vitamins.

Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

I will try to tell you what I am doing so that it's not awkward okay. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

My height is 5'6, im 20 years old holy cow I'm getting old Σ(°△°|||)︴where did the years go I'm a granny now.

I am still a virgin yeah that's right, I said it, my thigh gates are strong, I keep them shut until marriage (¬ ¬ ) I'm old fashion like that so sue meh.
I also don't really cuss in person.....I KNOW RIGHT ∑(O_O;) it's surprising, I just don't like how my voice sounds when I cuss.....but in text is fine I'll cuss as much as I waaaant fudge it.

I'm trying to get my drivers license cause I'm scared to drive, it's bad but I want to drive wherever i want, without worrying about getting pulled over.....not that I even tried to drive without a driver license cause of my fear of driving.

I am shy to the point that i just seem like a quiet person.....lol but i can get very hyper if i dont get coffee as i have ADHD. i am an otaku i am the trash i am an OTAKU TRASH!!. Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me. I cosplay like a lot but the heat lately has killed meh of my joy, i read a LOT! of manga cause I have no life lol and I watch anime. I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice. A caffeine dependent life-form.

i am pansexual and genderfluid
ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚but dont let my fariy butt throw you off i am a great person. I have not came out to my parents yet. I have joked about it from time to time, just to test the water and they didn't look like they appreciate that kind of humor.
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.

I once had someone come up to me and say I was very picky when it comes to dating cause I've only been in one relationship......IM PANSEXUAL!! how the fudging fudge am i picky?

I used to act to myself, in my room. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not always at the same time though.

i am also a gaming nerd and mostly play mmorpg game's my skills will destroy you mortals _(:3 」∠)_......i also broke the likes so I can't see who likes me anymore you'll have to message the potato
(≖ ͜ʖ≖)....but a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
I'm trying to learn how to play the violin the flute the guitar and the piano as they are my favorite instruments.

my friends say that I am a bummer to be around.......lol who am i kidding what friends (☞°ヮ°)☞ ☜(°ヮ°☜) my only friend I have is food and even that leaves meh (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

I don't smoke never even had the urge to try, I don't do drugs I find that a waste on your life and ive seen what it can do to many people but hey you do you if you like drugs, I don't drink I know I'm so boring ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ I want to but I don't feel like it's something I need to try.....pluse I could have bought an action figure, manga or cosplay with that money (☆ω☆)

I am a life form evolved to live off movies, comics, video games, junk food and snark. Sadly, I will never be a Ghostbuster when I grow up. I am very gucky.

I’m also here to avoid friends on Facebook. They are just as crazy as I am.

I'm the biggest dork you can find even my family has registered me as one lol im a meme lord you should all bow to my dark power. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ) Being weird is the side effect of awesomeness.

I love cute things but i also like dark stuff.

I have tons of world secrets that I can sell at the right......i mean I got them dank memes yeah that's what I got (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

i love k-pop and BTS is my favorite by far, I would visit there tour but my broke butt can only afford so much o(TヘTo)

I like ice skating though i only did it once when i was little and yes i watched yuri on ice but no my love for ice-skating did not come from that.

I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn’t. Sometimes I’m in pretty good shape, other times I’m not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% i’m usually asleep.

Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try.

Im a good samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
I try to be humble and not let things get me down, I am making this as long as possible just to see how many people will read what i have to say.......you are being reprogrammed by me without even knowing it.....huh? (ｏ・_・)
I mean i love motorcycles they are my beauty and i want one so bad, I want to go cruising down my street taking awesome pictures with it, maybe start up a motoblog . I just want a bunch of them but I'm flat broke o(TヘTo)

I'm over all this stupid mathematica
I don't care about a thing I got no pride cause who needs that when it can get ya killed Σ(°△°|||) haha and maybe I'm going crazy in a fantasy of make believe, im just living my life tastings all of the sweets and maybe even sour things.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT! I'm done being a no one. Before I die, I'm going to see something through that's right.......im going to be a PIE!!! Lol.

Stupid though It may seem, look I'm trying yo, but I will always have an ace up my sleeve......i know it's kinda dumb though lol.

I do want to start my own cafe flower shop, I think something like that could be a nice place to just laze back and enjoy the world, maybe buy a couple of flowers, drink a nice cup of coffee.

I love to cook, I try to learn as much as I can, as many recipes, though i think i suck at it so far (￢ ￢)
May the odds of me stealing your meme or a line in your profile be ever in my favor!

My jokes will make you cringe so damn bad cause i am fabulous like that.
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

Did you know, after monday and tuesday, every calendar says WTF.

I love vindictus. It's an mmorpg that I spend hours on because it's so addicting. I sometimes lose track of time when I play it.......My road to success always seems to be under construction. My main phone games are, soccer spirits, black survival, food fantasy and game of dice.

I haven't played any mmorpg lately for about a year as I have no internet anymore can anyone give meh around 600$$.....nah shoot * snaps fingers dramatically* oh maaaaan. Lol anyways I can't really play any online games it sucks so baaad.

I got on here really just to make friends because someone said this was the best place to meet funny people.....so far it's okay (⌐■_■)

I like telling little story's about myself like when I first got the courage to wear a binder and cut my hair short, I thought i looked like a very handsome young man......i went out of course and lots of people were still calling me cute, I thought they realized that i was biologically a girl......lol naw they just thought I was a very cute boi and apparently had crush's on me, of course they only found out the truth because my mom would correct them and say that I was a girl....i mean it's no biggy to me cause I get to have a good chuckle as I watch the shear horror spread across there face as they begin to question there sexuality and the look of relief on the guys face as they stop questioning, I mean it does bug me that my mom does that but I let it slide cause I have yet to come out of this cramped closet lol.
｀;:゛;｀;･(°ε° ) well after awhile of getting called cute and such I stopped pouting on the fact I can't be a handsome boi and just accepted the role of adorableness.
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I had a conversation once on the internet about my gender and why I identified as a boy as well as a girl.
Person: so your a girl right?
Me: yeah and?
Person: but you said that you also identify as a guy as well, but in all your pictures are you in girly dresses and girly clothing and looking cute, how can you be a boy if you dress and act more like a girl like you were biologically made? Are you not just confused and you really just want to be just a girl?

Me: uh well one, just because I take more pictures of my girly side dose not mean I don't dress like a dude.
Two: I have not come put as genderfluid so people will begin to question my profile if I dress as a guy more often.
Three: I didn't know there was a dress code for boys and girls, I just dress how i like and I know I could never me that handsome boi but I will be that adorable boi!! I wear binders a lot when I wear suits and I guess when I "feel" more boyish.
four: I know I'm not confused as I spent my whole life feeling like this so I think I had a lot of time thinking lol.
And five: I have a lot of friends on my profile that are from my church group so I don't need them judging me and reciting the bible and giving me looks every time I enter the church.
At this point they apologised and stopped talking about that and we started talking about anime and such.

I got no such thing as a mind, as I can't figure out what half the stuff I think about or I completely forgot what I just thought.....its a lot of work to think really XD
If someone invited me to a funeral i would be the one who lowers them onto the ground......just so that I can let them down one last time. *laughs at own joke*
Hahah haha haaaaa no takers huh I thought it was funny. Though to be real with you all when I do die I'll donate all my origins to those who need it a lot more then me, so like if there was tje possibility that if my brain were ever to die or if the beating were to stop in my heart, willingly, I will give them away!
(〜￣▽￣)〜 cause nothing means a thing if you can't breath so it's all fine by me.

I normally stay up late watching anime or playing games as I have no life (-ω-、) I also watch a lot of people on YouTube. Cow Chop is my favorite right now, walterrific goes for second. Look i’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I love rick and morty. It's one of my favorite t.v. shows and I want to try a cosplay of tiny rick if he had actually took control and make him more with my style......IM PICKLE RIIIICK.

I sometimes talk to myself or mumble, but don't mind me im just making sure I'm not normal......the voice tells me im not so that's always good.

I'm that cool kid coming at you with nonsensical messages. If you get one then cool. Your my bro from now intill I die....or you block me but that's irrelevant.

I am a hot mess......thats if you drag the hot and throw it in the ocean and just leave the mess.....thats me....being an adorable mess.

I once thought about throwing myself into a recycling bin......but then I remember that they don't take trash.

i like being adorable even if i feel more boyish, all in all I'm just a potato.....a kawaii potato. God is really creative. I mean, just look at me. Living proof that pobody’s nerfect. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions. God bless this hot mess.
The amount of likes I got is actually surprising Σ(°△°|||) I'm a potato why would you like a potato....unless your a government spy looking to take all my secrets that can rule the world and take me downΣ(°ロ°) I'm onto you all this potato will not rest until this conspiracy is revealed!

I DO! What to find love. I may be single and on here many for friends. but I want my beautiful significant other And if you are on here...please....LOVE MEH!
( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ) but i dont want just a hookup. I want something everlasting. I want a relationship that we can look back on and say "FUDGE YEAH WE ARE AWESOME! We made it all those years full of cringe and love. Give us an Oscar now." That's what I want give meh that. ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)

And I will keep adding onto this just cause I can (◕‿◕✿)

I am having a bio war with another person. It's on bacon bits.
ψ(▼へ▼メ) I'm not giving up without a fight.
I WILL COME OUT ON TOP FOR I AM THE HERO OF THIS TALE MUHAHAHAH!!! So for all of you who have made it this far I thank you for being so damn patient with me lol.
BUT SADLY I LOST HIM!! ( ￣△￣) most of my messages were deleted somehow so I can't talk to most of my friends anymore it's so fricking sad. o(TヘTo)

you can't stop meh, I'm unstoppable, this is going to be the longest post ever I promise you that. Don't believe me, you want to stop meh? Well toooooo bad lol it's my page and I'll do whatever I want on itԅ(=‿=ԅ)