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- Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS STARTS WITH A BIG AOE SWIRL. LIKE THE BULLIES DID TO YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SHAME YOU JUST DIE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN THAT MMMKAY
- Abracadabrà-Area52: k
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER BITCH BLOWS TORNADOS. THEY KNOCK YOU UP, AND NOT IN THE 'TEEN MOM MTV' KIND OF WAY
- Abracadabrà-Area52: yep
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SO GTFO THE WAY OF THEM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GREEN SHIT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN IT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL IT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OH AND IF YOU GET TOXIC STREAM ON YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE RAID. IT TARGETS YOU IN A LINE. ALTHOUGH ITS FUNNY TO KILL YOUR RAIDMEMBERS ITS COUNTERPRODCTIVE TO GETTING LOOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SO RANGED KILL THE SLIMES
- Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS A CONGA LINE OF ELEMENTALS. GTFO THOSE ELEMENTALS OR THEY WILL TAKE TURNS KICKING YOUR ASS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BIG FIRE CIRCLES, DONT STAND IN THEM, AGAIN RAIDING 101 MAGGOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FINALLY THEY BLOODLUST AT 20%. WE DON'T JUST TAKE THAT SHIT LYING DOWN, WE BLOODLUST THEM BACK. SHOW THOSE FUCKERS WHO'S THE REAL BILL COSBY UP IN THIS BITCH
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THESE FAT SHITS SHARE HEALTH SO FEEL FREE TO SERVE THEM BOTH A PLATE OF YOUR BEST DOTS. I'M SURE THEY'LL LOVE IT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I BELIEVE I EXPLAINED THIS FIGHT WAS NO JOKE. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? NOT YOU. YOU'RE DEAD.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SO NOW THAT YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FIGHT MECHANICS, LETS DISCUSS STRATEGY. SHIT BE SIMPLE AND CLEAN AS THE WAY THAT I'M MAKING YOU FEEL TONIGHT. KEEP THOSE SALTY FUCKS TOGETHER FOR CLEAVE, AND MOVE THEM AROUND THIS AREA IN A CIRLCE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS PREVENTS THEIR TOXIC DOGSHIT FROM BECOMING A PUBLIC NUSICANCE AND WIPING US
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE GOAL HERE IS TO MOVE THEM IN A CIRCLE. THIS IS GEOMETRY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. BLUE TO GREEN TO PURPLE TO RED TO YELLOW TO BLUE TO DEAD BOSS.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: REPEAT AS NECESSARY
- Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots its called a cirlce! 360 degrees!
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE MORE POINTS YOU HAVE THE MORE ACCURATE YOU CAN BE. LOOK AT N64 GAMES POLYGONS. THEY GOT MORE CIRCULAR AS TIME WENT ON WITH MORE POLYGONS. TLDR FUCK YOU\
- Aralvas-TheScryers: feel free to go a little slower point to point cowboy. need to make sure the first shit despawns first
- Aralvas-TheScryers: this is a circle not connect the dots
- Aralvas-TheScryers: RUN AROUND THE ELEMENTAL CONGA LINE THEY WILL KICK YOUR SHIT IN
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FIFTEEN PERCENT MAGGOTS.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: Murica !!!!!
- Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots you got this !!!!
- Aralvas-TheScryers: AOE THE GODDAMN SLIMES BEFORE THEY DIGEST YOUR CHANCE AT LOOT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS OKAY MAGGOTS. THANKS TO THE PATENT-PENDING FAILBUFF SYSTEM YOU TOO CAN TASTE THE SWEET NECTAR OF VICTORY
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: ya gotta stay out of shit
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: like I tanked the boss for a min and still stayed alive you can all stay alive by staying out of shit :D
- Abracadabrà-Area52: TELL me when to LUST
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT LUST, LET ME WORRY ABOUT BLANK
- Abracadabrà-Area52: GOT IT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT SRSLY I HAVE A POCKET BLOODLUST TEAMMATE IN THE RAID.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT TANKS, LISTEN UP. THE POINTS ARE SUGGESTIONS, NOT DEMANDS. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS, FOLLOW THE PATH BETWEEN THEM JUST ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE US SITTING IN THE SHIT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU GET THAT SLIME SPEW ON YOU, RUN AROUND, AWAY FROM YOUR RAID MEMBERS, ACID RAIN IS NOT FUNNY.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS A LITTLE FUNNY
- Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE THE MIDGET CLOWN THAT VISITS ME IN MY DREAMS
- Abracadabrà-Area52: dude im a midget so offensive and a clown
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I LIKE YOU MAGGOT. YOU GET A PROMOTION
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN A DEMOTION BECAUSE YOU TALKED BACK TO ME
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GO HAM, MAGGOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: 8% maggots. there's enough of you alive to make this work.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: 5%
- Aralvas-TheScryers: WELL DONE MAGGOTS.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: i'm a chick, lol
- Aralvas-TheScryers: AND WE STILL HAVE NAZGRIM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YES MAGGOT, THERE IS MORE
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: brb I have to pee
- Abracadabrà-Area52: Bone-Inlaid Sandals Toxic Tornado Treads which one
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NOT DONE BEING EXPLORED BY BOSSES. THERE IS YET ANOTHER
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS BOSS IS BEST DESCRIBED BY COMPARING IT TO YOUR SEX LIFE. THAT IS TO SAY, A THREE PHASE ENCOUNTER, MAGGOT.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE ONE - BATTLE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE YOU FLIRT WITH THE BOSS AND TRY TO MAKE HIM LIKE YOU. JUST KIDDING, PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK. BUT NOT TOO HARD, SAVE THAT FOR LATER. FOREPLAY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN THE REAL ACTION HAPPENS IN PHASE TWO. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK IT IN. YOUR DPS INTO HIS GLISTENING, TENDER EYE. BROWN EYE. WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D SKIP A CHANCE FOR ANOTHER ANAL SEX JOKE?
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FAT FUCKING CHANCE.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BERSERKER PHASE IS PHASE TWO. HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR BLOODLUST AND COOLDOWNS. MELT HIM. BUT KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN MAGGOT OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE MORE HATED THAN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PROTESTING A
- Aralvas-TheScryers: PUREHEARTED LITTLE CHILDS FUNERAL
- Abracadabrà-Area52: damn it stood in shit
- Abracadabrà-Area52: everyone is welcome to tbag the mage
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT IS BECAUSE PHASE THREE IS WHERE WE CAN BE WIPED. BADLY. HE GOES INTO DEFENESIVE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE THE METAPHOR GETS A LITTLE TOO REAL. IF YOU CONTINUE TO POKE HIM, HE GAINS RAGE. MUCH LIKE YOUR TIRED BOYFRIEND FALLING ASLEEP ATOP YOU.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IF HE GETS POKED IN THIS PHASE HE WILL GAIN RAGE AND TENDERIZE US
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP -ALLLLLLLL- DPS DURING THIS PHASE OR WE WILL DIE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I WAS GETTING THERE MAGGOT.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HE HAS ABILITIES AND ADDS. THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN KILLING HIM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HE DROPS A BANNER. KILL THE BANNER OR HE KILLS US
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS ADDS. THEY LIKE TO HEAL HIM. I LIKE TO PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT. YOU SHOULD TOO. IF YOU LIKE LOOT THATIS
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: I'm going to join your server and follow you around like a groupie whore
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS DOES A WHIRLWIND. IT'S LIKE SITTING IN A BLENDER. DON'T DO IT. UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF KINKY SHIT. I DONT JUDGE.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD COMMENT. SPEAKING OF GROUPIE WHORES
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS IS AN ASSASSIN. IT PICKS A TARGET AND FOCUSES YOU. EXACTLY LIKE A STALKER, EXCEPT HE WANTS TO KILL YOU INSTEAD OF TAKE CREEPY PICTURES
- Aralvas-TheScryers: REGARDLESS OF THE ADDS TENDECIES, IT MUST DIE BEFORE NAZGRIM.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER. SOFT, HARD, STOP. REPEAT.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SEX METAPHOR
- Aralvas-TheScryers: okay
- Aralvas-TheScryers: thats the last fight
- Aralvas-TheScryers: *takes a breath*
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I USED TO NOT GIVE A FUCK. THEN I DRANK A RED BULL. NOW I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE GAMON
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS NEXT TRASH PULL REQUIRES FINESSE. SOMETHING YOU MAGGOTS ARE NOT YET ACCUSTOMED TO. THESE SHAMANS NEED PULLED BACK ONE AT A TIME SO THEY DON'T HEAL THEMSELVES. DO THIS AND YOU WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: rez please
- Abracadabrà-Area52: why did i die
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS. THESE WILL NEVER DIE THIS WAY. THEY MUST BE PEELED OFF ONE AT A TIME AND KILLED INDIVIDUALLY. LIKE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, OR AN ONION
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY ARE ALL HEALERS, MAGGOTS.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER MAGGOTS. THREE PHASES. BATTLE > BERSERKER > DEFENSIVE. SOFT, HARD, STOP
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS > BOSS
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: hehe
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP IS NOT A SUGGESTION, EITHER. IF YOU DPS HIM DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE, NOT ONLY ARE YOU BAD, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD GOING ASSHOLE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T BE THAT PERSON
- Aralvas-TheScryers: do not stand in fire, maggots
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ATTACKING, MAGGOITS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOING HAM. STOP THAT.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: damn that axe
- Aralvas-TheScryers: he should have never had the rage to cast it but some baddy bad was attacking him in defense stance
- Abracadabrà-Area52: first time sorry
- Abracadabrà-Area52: feel free to T-BAG at the end
- Abracadabrà-Area52: now now
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: fuck I totally didn't see that spinning axe
- Abracadabrà-Area52: yes i learned this morning
- Abracadabrà-Area52: yes im a tard
- Abracadabrà-Area52: i messed up
- Abracadabrà-Area52: kick his ass
- Abracadabrà-Area52: kill that piece of crap that likes miley cyrus
- Aralvas-TheScryers: defensive stance, maggots. stop dps
- Aralvas-TheScryers: focus adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE ENDS, GO HAM AGAIN
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KILLING ADDS WAS NOT A SUGGESTION MAGGOTS.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER > WARSHAMAN > SPINNY DICKHEAD > ASSASSIN > NAZGRIM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: WRONG DOOR MAGGOT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THERE IS NOW A MARKER INDICATING THE PROPER LOCATION TO BOTH TANK *AND* SPANK THIS BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS THEIR FIRST TIME. SOMETHING SOMETHING VIRGIN JOKE. I'M TIRED GIVE ME A BREAK ON THIS ONCE
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: man my bf is bitching me out for getting killed by an axe.
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he's like we don't even get ravagers on heroic blah blah lbah
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: take me away from this aralvas
- Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE I SAID. HE SHOULD NOT EVER HAVE THE RAGE TO CAST RAVAGERS.
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lol
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HE ONLY CASTS IT AT 100 RAGE. HE USUALLY BURNS THE RAGE OFF ON LESS POWERFUL SPELLS. LIKE 'GIVE FLOWERS' AND 'CHARGE'
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he just said EXACTLY, that guy gets it
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: and now he wants to suck your penis
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he asks if I can make this happen
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE YOU, YOUR PET IS A RETARD. SET IT ON 'STOP' WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE HAPPENS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I KNOW THIS IS ASKING A LOT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT STOP ALL DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IN DEFENSIVE MODE.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KTHX
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE THREE PHASES LAST ABOUT 30 SECONDS EACH. I WILL YELL LOUDLY EVERY TIME IT SWITCHES.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MAGGOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FINISH THE ADDS THEN GO HAM ON THE BOS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: stop dps
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE, STOP DPS, TURN PETS TO PUSSY MODE, STOP DPS STOP DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS, HE WAS STILL IN DEFENSIVE MODE. DID I SAY START DPS? I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HES IN BATTLE NOW GO HAM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF PRECISELY HOW LONG DEFENSIVE STANCE LASTS. IT LASTS A LONG TIME. A REAL FUCKING LONG TIME
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ABOUT A MINUTE, IN TOTAL. WE KILL ADDS, THEN WE LITERALLY SIT HERE AND WAIT. WE DO NOT TOUCH THE BOSS DURING THAT. I WILL CALL OUT WHEN TO START AND WHEN TO STOP
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THE BOSS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CHOKE A BITCH
- Aralvas-TheScryers: I WILL CALL OUT START, STOP, AND WHEN TO BLOW CDS. BUT ALL OF THIS IS IRRELEVANT IF YOU DON'T KILL THE FUCKING ADDS.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: WAR SHAMAN MUST DIE. NOT IN FIVE SECONDS, NOT AFTER I TAKE MY DOG OUT, NOW. THE SECOND THEY SPAWN
- Aralvas-TheScryers: INTERUPT THEIR CASTS. THERE IS NO GODDAMN EXCUSE TO HAVE 15 DPS ON THE ADD AND NOT A SINGLE INTERUPT GOING OUT. STUNS, KNOCKBACKS, SILENCES, 'FRIDAY' BY REBECCA BLACK, I DONT CARE, SHUT THE SHAMAN UP AND KILL IT
- Abracadabrà-Area52: yes but where at
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THE ADDS ALL SPAWN RANDOMLY OUT OF DOORS BACK HERE
- Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lock rocks?
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY WILL SPAWN IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM. THEY MUST DIE. KILL ORDER IS BANNER > SHAMAN > SPINNY FUCK > ASSASSIN > MAGE
- Abracadabrà-Area52: anyone feel like a slave and aralvas is our owner
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, LET A WAR SHAMAN GET CLOSE TO NAZGRIM. HIS SUPPLE BEHIND IS OURS TO PILLAGE.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: me too love to be a slave
- Aralvas-TheScryers: dps as normal
- Aralvas-TheScryers: tank him on blue
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS, EVERYTHING
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS. GJ MAGGOTS. NO MORE DPS UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD. KILL ADDS. THATS ALL.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps on naz still
- Aralvas-TheScryers: warlock, pet on passive please.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DPS RESUME
- Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ON BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS IN NOW
- Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GET ON ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: no more adds,. go fucking ham
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GIVE HIM EVERYTHING
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY GUYS, A LITTLE LESS FAIL AND A LITTLE MORE WIN. EVERYONER NEEDS TO KILL EVERY ADD. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR PETS ***OFF*** THE BOSS DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE. WE WILL KILL HIM THIS TIME MAGGOTS.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: REALLY
- Aralvas-TheScryers: it should never, EVER, be out, maggot.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: EVERYONE, EVEN YOU, LAZY, YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, NEEDS TO SWITCH TO THE ADDS. ITS NOT A GODDAMN SUGGESTION, ITS REQUIRED. THE FAILBUFF IS ONLY NECESSARY BECAUSE SOME AMONG US CAN'T LISTEN
- Abracadabrà-Area52: c an i get a rez
- Abracadabrà-Area52: please
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE ADDS GO DOWN SUPER FAST WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY FOCUSES THEM. AS SOON AS THEY DIE YOU CAN RESUME GOING HAM
- Abracadabrà-Area52: aww
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IF I SAY STOP DPS ON NAZGRIM THAT DOESNT MEAN 'ITS OK IF ITS JUST ME RIGHT' IT MEANS STOP DPS YOU MOUTHBREATHING CAVEMAN
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT INCLUDES PETS YOU INBRED FUCK. I KNOW YOU PET CLASS TYPES ARE USED TO THE PET JUST BEING ON AUTOPILOT BUT YOU NEED TO TELL IT TO FUCKING STOP WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE IS OUT OR IT WILL CAUSE MORE AXES. WE DO NOT WANT THOSE OUT.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: you should run for president!!!
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS, KILL BANNER, KILL BOSS. SAVE COOLDOWNS UNTIL FIRST BERSERKER STANCE, BECAUSE HE TAKES MORE DAMAGE THAT PHASE.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: its like patton on crack
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE BLOODLUST GOES OUT AT THE FIRST BERSERKER PHASE. THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM ADD DUTY.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: finish adds then go ham on the boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: stop boss dps
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL BOSS DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STILL NO DPS ON BOSS MAGGOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU MAY RESUME DPS AS OF NAO
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS, ALL DPS ON ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH BETTER MAGGOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS, ALL DPS, DO YOUR SHIT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: all dps STOP ON THE BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ONLY ON ADDS, PETS ON PASSIVE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GJ MAGGOTS. CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING AND WE WILL WIN THIS DEFNESIVE STAGE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps yet
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HOLD... HOLD..... OK REUSMER DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADSD
- Aralvas-TheScryers: mother fucking ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: GET READY TO GO HAM..... NOW
- Abracadabrà-Area52: rez me if you can
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OR ME
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Abracadabrà-Area52: yep arvalas
- Abracadabrà-Area52: wow
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IF THE RAID WOULD HAVE TURNED AND KILLED THE LAST SHAMAN WE WOULD HAVE WON
- Abracadabrà-Area52: ill leave a better dps will comne
- Aralvas-TheScryers: LISTEN UP MAGGOTS. THE REASON WE WIPED ON THAT LAST PHASE IS BECAUSE WE MUST KILL THE SHAMAN IN THAT DESPERATION WAVE OF ADDS.
- Abracadabrà-Area52: ill try one more time
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER ADDS DONT MATTER AS MUCH, WE CAN BURN THE BOSS FINE THEN. BUT IF A SHAMAN GETS IN RANGE OF SNAZZY NAZZY IN THAT LAST BIT OF TIME, WE WONT BE ABLE TO BURN HIM OUT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: WHEN THE LAST BURN PHASE HAPPENS, FOCUS ON KILLING THE SHAMAN, THEN GO HAM ON NAZ
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU CAN IGNORE ALL ADDS BUT THE SHAMAN AND WIN THE BURN PHASE. CAPICE?
- Aralvas-TheScryers: we will win this time, maggots.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: each pull, you get better and better. at least thats what i choose to believe. pay no mind to the man behind the failbuff
- Abracadabrà-Area52: aralvas explain
- Abracadabrà-Area52: lets do this !!!!!
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OK LISTEN UP PRIVATE. YOU GO INTO THE CAVE LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE LEVEL 5 AND YOU THOUGHT HUNTERS NEEDED INT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FOLLOW THE LOGICAL PATH
- Aralvas-TheScryers: OK SINCE YOU ARE NEW
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THREE PHASES. PHASE ONE. DPS SLOW. AND BY SLOW I MEAN FUCKING SLOW
- Aralvas-TheScryers: REFERENCES
- Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE TWO, HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. USE PERSONAL COOLDOWNS THEN. THIS MEANS YOU USE YOUR ARMY OF THE DEAD THEN, DKS, NOT ON PULL. GOD DAMN IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY TIME I SAW THAT TONIGHT I'D HAVE 25 CENTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE THREE, NEWBIE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU STOP ALL DAMAGE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING BOSS WITH ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR PINKY TOE.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: IF ADDS ARE UP, THEY DESERVE ALL YOUR ATTENTION. THEY WORKED HARD AND THEY NEED SOME LOVING. ALSO THEY NEED TO DIE IF WE WANT LOOOT.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL THE SHAMAN FIRST, INTERRUPT AND STUN WHEN YOU CAN. ADDS ARE ALWAYS PRIORITY. AS ARE BANNERS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN "I CAN IGNORE IT MYSELF, RIGHT?" IT MEANS FOLLOW THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS FOR ONCE IN YOUR "LOOKING FOR RETARDS' LIFE
- Abracadabrà-Area52: why we waiting
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SADLY BLIZZARD FAILED TO REALIZE THAT RELEASING FLEX WOULD TAKE (MOST) OF THE COMPETENT PLAYERS FROM LFR, LEAVING LESS PEOPLE TO CARRY THOSE DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED SORTS THAT WIND UP IN HERE. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR 'DPSES DEFENSIVE STANCE BOSS'
- Aralvas-TheScryers: why bother when lfr loot = thunderforged loot from last tier?
- Abracadabrà-Area52: really what we waiting on
- Aralvas-TheScryers: another tank
- Abracadabrà-Area52: freaking tank
- Abracadabrà-Area52: i just got asked if i could tank
- Abracadabrà-Area52: im a mage
- Abracadabrà-Area52: true not in this though
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ok we finally have fresh blood. lets poke nazgrim in the butt butt and take his stuff.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND A DASH OF FAIL
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DO YOUR LITTLE TANKSWAP THING. JUST DON'T LET EACH OTHER DIE. THE REST OF THE DPS HERE KNOW WHATS UP BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING IT AT THEM, ALL FIGHT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: WE'RE READY TANKS PULL WHENEVER YOU'RE BRAVE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: BADDY DKS NEED TO HOLD THEIR ARMIES UNTIL BERSERKER STANCE. LISTEN TO MY WORDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MOTHERFUCKER
- Aralvas-TheScryers: TO THE BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: PERSONALS GO HAM
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP STOP STOP
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGE PET OFF THE BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT DPS BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: WAIT FOR MORE ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS THEN RESUME ON BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: RANGED BANNER
- Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: go ham on boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: banner adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: stop all dps on boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: stop stop stop stop stop
- Aralvas-TheScryers: pets off boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: banners and adds only
- Aralvas-TheScryers: we are so close comrades
- Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds then go back on boss
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: get the adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: banner then adds
- Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS ON BOSS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ON ADDS AND BANNERS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SEC
- Aralvas-TheScryers: FIVE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MELT HIS FUCKING FACE OFF
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THATS HOW YOU DO IT SOLDIERS.
- Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE NOT MAGGOTS ANYMORE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: KIDDING, YOU'RE STILL MAGGOTS
- Aralvas-TheScryers: <3
- Aralvas-TheScryers: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
- Abracadabrà-Area52: NIGHT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: POST IT TO THE WOW REDDIT PLEASE
- Aralvas-TheScryers: SO I CAN READ IT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: INDEED
- Aralvas-TheScryers: THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASENT NIGHT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT
- Aralvas-TheScryers: :d
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