Chicago (2002)

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5, 6, 7, 8...

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Anybody seen
the Kelly Sisters?

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You. You're up in five.

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- Keep the change, Charlie.
- Thanks.

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Velma, where you been?

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And where's Veronica?

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She's not herself tonight.

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But they paid to see
a sister act!

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Don't sweat it.
I can do it alone.

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Shit!

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Come on, Velma.
Move it, move it! Hurry up!

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You're killing me, here!

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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the Onyx Club
is proud to present

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Chicago's hottest dancing duo.

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Two jazz babes moving as one.

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The Kelly Sisters.

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Come on, babe,
why don't we paint the town

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And all that jazz?

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I'm gonna rouge my knees
and roll my stockings down

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And all that jazz

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Start the car,
I know a whoopee spot

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Where the gin is cold,
but the piano's hot

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It's just a noisy hall
where there's a nightly brawl

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And all

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That

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Jazz

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Skiddoo

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And all that jazz

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Hotcha

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Whoopee

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And all that jazz

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Slick your hair
and wear your buckle shoes

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And all that jazz

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I hear that Father Dip
is gonna blow the blues

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And all that jazz

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Hold on, hon,
we're gonna bunny hug

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I bought some aspirin
down at United Drug

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In case you shake apart
and want a brand-new start

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To do

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That

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Jazz

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Let's go, babe.

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But I didn't even meet
your friend. That manager guy.

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Don't worry, Roxie.
It's all taken care of.

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You told him about me?

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Yeah, kid, it's all arranged.

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Find a flask,
we're playing fast and loose

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And all that jazz

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Right up here
is where I store the juice

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And all that jazz

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Come on, babe,
we're gonna brush the sky

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I betcha Lucky Lindy
never flew so high

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'Cause in the stratosphere,
how could he lend an ear

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To all

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That

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Jazz?

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Oh, you're gonna see
your sheba shimmy-shake

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And all that jazz

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Oh, she's gonna shimmy
till her garters break

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And all that jazz

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Show her
where to park her girdle

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Oh, her mother's blood
will curdle

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If she'd hear
her baby's queer

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For all

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That

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Jazz

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Hello, Miss Borusewicz.

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Mrs. Hart.

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This is Fred.

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He's my brother.

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All

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That

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Jazz

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Come on, babe,
why don't we paint the town

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And all that jazz?

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And all that jazz

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I'm gonna rouge my knees
and roll my stockings down

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And all that jazz

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And all that jazz

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Start the car,
I know a whoopee spot

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Where the gin is cold,
but the piano's hot

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It's just a noisy hall
where there's a nightly brawl

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And all

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That

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Jazz

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Say it again, Fred.

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Oh, you're a star, kid.

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My little shootin' star.

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No, I'm no one's wife

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But, oh, I love my life

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And all

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That

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Jazz

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That jazz

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Oh, say it again, Fred.

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Where's the fire, huh?

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Amos ain't home till midnight.

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Hey, I don't want you to feel
like I'm nagging at you,

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but don't you think it's time

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I met your friend
down at the Onyx?

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It's been a month
since you told him about me.

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And I know
'cause that was the night

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Velma Kelly plugged
her husband and her sister.

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You know they say that she found
'em in the kip together?

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Gosh, if I ever found Amos
slipping it to somebody else...

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I'd throw him a great big
going-away party.

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It's getting late.

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I have been thinking a lot
about my act.

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Whenever I get a good idea
I write it in my diary.

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It occurred to me the other day

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that all the really, really
knockout acts have

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something a little different
going on.

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Like a signature bit.

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And I thought that my thing
could be aloof, you know?

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Give 'em just enough
to get 'em good and hungry,

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but always leave 'em
wantin' more.

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Hey, once I get a name
for myself,

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maybe we could open up a club
of our own.

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You could run it,
and I could be the headliner.

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What's the idea?

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Wake up, kiddo. You ain't
never gonna have an act.

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Says who?

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Face it. You're a two-bit talent
with skinny legs.

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I'm just a furniture salesman.

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Yeah, but you got connections.

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- That guy at the club.
- There is no guy.

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That night...

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It was the first time
I set foot in that joint.

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I was collecting on a bet
from the trombone player.

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So you never
told anyone about me?

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Sugar, you were hot stuff.

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I would have said anything
to get a piece of that.

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And now? Now?

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We had some laughs.
Let's just leave it at that.

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You can't do this to me.

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Would you get off?

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You touch me again,
I'll put your lights out!

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- Wait.
- Your husband will be home soon.

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Wash yourself before hitting
those sheets again.

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You're a liar, Fred.

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Yeah, yeah, so what?

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You lied to me.

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That's life, sweetheart.
That's life.

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You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!

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You're a son of a bitch!

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Hotcha

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Whoopee

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Why you bothering, Sal?
This one's all wrapped up.

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It's a new city record.

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From killin' to confession
in an hour flat.

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SGT. Where did you get
the murder weapon?

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I keep a gun
in the underwear drawer.

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Just in case of trouble.

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That's just fine.
Sign right there, Mr. Hart.

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Freely and gladly.

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Don't say we beat it out of you
when you get on the stand.

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No, I gave myself up.
Surrendered of my own free will.

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Isn't he the cheerful murderer?

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Shootin' a burglar ain't murder.

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Just last week,
a jury thanked a man.

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I'm grateful for citizens
who know the law.

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Get in there.

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You too.

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Sit down.

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Okay. From the top.

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A man's got a right to protect
his home and loved ones, right?

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Of course he has.

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I come home from the garage,

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and I see him climbing
through the window

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with my wife, Roxie,
laying there,

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sleeping like an angel.

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That true, Mrs. Hart?

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It's the God's honest truth.

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My wife had nothing
to do with it.

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She wouldn't hurt a worm,
not even a worm.

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It wasn't till I fired
the first shot

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she even opened her eyes.

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I always said she could sleep

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through
the St. Paddy's Day Parade.

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When I think of
what would have happened

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if I went out for a beer
instead of coming home.

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It makes you sick
even thinking about it.

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For her first
number, Miss Roxie Hart

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would like to sing a song
of love and devotion

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dedicated
to her dear husband, Amos.

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Sometimes I'm right

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Sometimes I'm wrong

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But he doesn't care

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He'll string along

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He loves me so

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That funny honey of mine

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Sometimes I'm down

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Sometimes I'm up

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But he follows round

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Like some droopy-eyed pup

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He loves me so

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That funny honey of mine

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After I shot him,
he kept coming at me,

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so I had to pull
the trigger again.

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He ain't no sheik

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That's no great physique

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And Lord knows
he ain't got the smarts

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But look at that soul

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I tell you, that whole

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Is a whole lot greater
than the sum of his parts

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And if you knew him like me

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I know you'd agree

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What if the world
slandered my name?

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Why, he'd be right there
taking the blame

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He loves me so

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And it all suits me fine

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That funny, sunny honey

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Hubby of mine

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Supposing, just supposing,
he had violated her.

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- You know what I mean?
- I know what you mean.

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Think how terrible
that would have been.

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It's a good thing I got home
from work on time.

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He loves me so

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That funny honey of mine

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Name of deceased,
Fred Casely.

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Fred Casely?
How could he be a burglar?

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My wife knows him.
He sold us our furniture.

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He gave us 10% off.

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Lord knows
he ain't got the smarts

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You told me he was a burglar.

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He was dead when you got home?

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She had him covered in a sheet,

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and she's telling me
some cock-and-bull story

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and how I ought to say I did it
'cause I was sure to get off.

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"Help me, Amos," she says.
"It's my goddamn hour of need."

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Now he shot off his trap

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I can't stand that sap

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- Look at him go
- And I believed her.

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- Rattin' on me
- That cheap little tramp.

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She was two-timing me, huh?

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I'm through protecting her now.

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She can swing for all I care.

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I'm down at the garage
working 14 hours a day,

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and she's up here
munching on bonbons

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and tramping around
like some goddamn floozy!

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Thought she could pull
the wool over my eyes.

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- That scummy, crummy
- Well, I wasn't born yesterday.

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- Dummy
- Some things a man can't take.

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- Hubby of mine
- She pushed me too far.

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That little chiseler.

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Boy, what a sap I was!

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You double-crosser!
You big blabbermouth!

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You promised you'd stick.

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You been stringin' me,
Roxanne!

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You told me he was a burglar!

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The whole time,
you been up here jazzin' him.

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You are a disloyal husband!

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Look, it's true.
I shot him.

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But it was self-defense.
He was trying to burgle me.

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From what I hear,
he's been burgling you

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three times a week
for the last month.

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So what do you say, Missus?

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That's him, all right.

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Thank you.

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Your story doesn't wash,
Mrs. Hart...

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00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:45,099
so try this on for size.

263
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,101
Fred Casely was a good time
on the side

264
00:15:47,102 --> 00:15:48,853
with Goofy here
as a meal ticket.

265
00:15:48,854 --> 00:15:51,606
Meal ticket?
He couldn't buy my liquor.

266
00:15:51,607 --> 00:15:52,816
Fred Casely could?

267
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:54,859
With a wife
and five little Caselys?

268
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:57,029
Or did he forget
to mention them?

269
00:15:58,155 --> 00:16:00,782
What?

270
00:16:00,783 --> 00:16:02,117
All his.

271
00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:05,286
Oh, that bastard.

272
00:16:05,287 --> 00:16:07,622
That bastard!

273
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:10,083
Yeah, I killed him.
I would kill him again.

274
00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:11,376
Once was enough, dearie.

275
00:16:11,377 --> 00:16:13,670
Take her downtown. Come on!

276
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:17,591
This is it. 2641/2.

277
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,676
Here they come.
This way, honey.

278
00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:22,345
It's a shame to hide
such a beautiful face.

279
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:23,304
Why'd you shoot him?

280
00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:25,181
Give us a profile with a smile

281
00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,808
like the girl from
the toothpaste ad.

282
00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:28,852
Enjoy it while you can.
Take this down.

283
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:30,854
Assistant District Attorney
Harrison

284
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:32,313
says this is a hanging case.

285
00:16:32,314 --> 00:16:33,982
I'm ready to go
to the jury tomorrow.

286
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:35,150
What do you mean, hanging?

287
00:16:35,151 --> 00:16:36,401
Not so tough anymore, are you?

288
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:37,944
Take her down
to the Cook County Jail.

289
00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:39,904
We need a headline.
Why'd you shoot him?

290
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:41,865
Was he cruel? Did he beat you?

291
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:45,869
Hey, what do you mean,
hanging?

292
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:05,930
Morphine, opium, cocaine?

293
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:10,685
- Arm length. 31 inches.
- Arm length. 31 inches.

294
00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:13,313
Height. 66 inches.

295
00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:18,986
The Matron's on her way,
so don't get too cozy.

296
00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:21,822
Put out that cigarette!

297
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:27,578
Ever had Morton before?

298
00:17:31,957 --> 00:17:36,420
She's fine.
Long as you keep her happy.

299
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:41,341
And now, ladies and gentlemen...

300
00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:44,385
the Keeper of the Keys,
the Countess of the Clink...

301
00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:47,096
the Mistress of Murderess Row...

302
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,099
Matron Mama Morton!

303
00:18:00,027 --> 00:18:04,739
Ask any of the chickies
in my pen

304
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:10,286
They'll tell you
I'm the biggest mother hen

305
00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:15,416
I love them all,
and all of them love me

306
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:19,045
Because the system works
the system called

307
00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:25,219
Reciprocity

308
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,429
On your feet.

309
00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:31,766
Welcome, ladies.

310
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:34,602
Got a little motto

311
00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:37,397
Always sees me through

312
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:40,066
When you're good to Mama

313
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,485
Mama's good to you

314
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:44,988
You might think I'm here
to make your life a living hell,

315
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:46,699
but it's just not true.

316
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:50,118
There's a lot of favors

317
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,871
I'm prepared to do

318
00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:55,290
You do one for Mama

319
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,959
She'll do one for you

320
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,170
I'd like to be your friend,
if you let me.

321
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:01,671
So if there's something
that upsets you

322
00:19:01,672 --> 00:19:04,007
or makes you unhappy
in any way...

323
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,217
don't shoot your fat-ass mouth
off to me

324
00:19:06,218 --> 00:19:07,844
'cause I don't give a shit.

325
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:10,930
They say that life
is tit for tat

326
00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:13,308
And that's the way I live

327
00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:16,186
So I deserve a lot of tat

328
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:19,314
For what I've got to give

329
00:19:19,315 --> 00:19:22,108
Don't you know
that this hand

330
00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:24,527
Washes that one, too?

331
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:27,363
When you're good to Mama

332
00:19:27,364 --> 00:19:33,579
Mama's good to you

333
00:19:36,457 --> 00:19:37,875
Let's go.

334
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,169
You must be Hart.

335
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,837
Ain't you the pretty one.

336
00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:44,380
Thank you, ma'am.

337
00:19:44,381 --> 00:19:46,216
Oh, no, call me Mama.

338
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:48,635
I'm here to take care of you.

339
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:51,387
You'll be habitatin'
down in the east block.

340
00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:53,474
Murderess Row, we call it.

341
00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:55,809
Is that nicer?

342
00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,278
I don't think I belong in here.

343
00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:09,239
I didn't actually
do anything wrong.

344
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,281
No need to tell me.

345
00:20:10,282 --> 00:20:12,075
I never heard
of a man getting killed

346
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:14,327
when he didn't get
just what was coming to him.

347
00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,203
Hey, Mama!

348
00:20:15,204 --> 00:20:17,205
Come here. Come here.

349
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,874
Velma Kelly.

350
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:23,586
You're the Velma Kelly.

351
00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:26,506
I was there the night
that you got arrested.

352
00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:28,591
Yeah.
You and half of Chicago.

353
00:20:28,592 --> 00:20:30,426
Look at this, Mama.

354
00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:33,847
An editorial denouncing me
in "Redbook" magazine.

355
00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:35,890
"Not in memory do we recall

356
00:20:35,891 --> 00:20:38,393
so fiendish and horrible
a double homicide."

357
00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:40,353
You couldn't buy
that kind of publicity.

358
00:20:40,354 --> 00:20:41,897
Couldn't buy it?

359
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,443
I guess I can keep this, then.

360
00:20:47,778 --> 00:20:49,488
Nice try.

361
00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:52,907
If you want my gravy

362
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:55,285
Pepper my ragout

363
00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:58,371
Spice it up for Mama

364
00:20:58,372 --> 00:21:01,750
She'll get hot for you

365
00:21:05,421 --> 00:21:10,925
When they pass that basket
folks contribute to

366
00:21:10,926 --> 00:21:13,678
You put in for Mama

367
00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:16,265
She'll put out for you

368
00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:23,104
The folks atop the ladder

369
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,732
Are the ones
the world adores

370
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:28,902
So boost me
up my ladder, kid

371
00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:31,780
And I'll boost you up yours

372
00:21:31,781 --> 00:21:34,657
Let's all stroke together

373
00:21:34,658 --> 00:21:37,494
Like the Princeton crew

374
00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:40,288
When you're strokin' Mama

375
00:21:40,289 --> 00:21:43,500
Mama's strokin' you

376
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:48,880
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?

377
00:21:48,881 --> 00:21:53,426
When you're good to Mama

378
00:21:53,427 --> 00:21:58,139
Mama's good

379
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:05,105
To you

380
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,816
Ah, yes!

381
00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:10,652
Mama?

382
00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:14,572
It's kind of freezing in here.

383
00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:17,283
You don't think there's
something wrong with the heat?

384
00:22:17,284 --> 00:22:21,037
Not that I'm complaining,
mind you, but...

385
00:22:21,038 --> 00:22:24,208
if you got a couple extra
blankets tucked away -

386
00:22:27,336 --> 00:22:28,796
Lights out, ladies.

387
00:22:44,353 --> 00:22:45,771
Okay.

388
00:22:56,699 --> 00:22:58,575
Okay.

389
00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:33,234
Pop

390
00:23:33,235 --> 00:23:34,695
Six

391
00:23:35,529 --> 00:23:36,864
Squish

392
00:23:39,575 --> 00:23:40,951
Cicero

393
00:23:41,911 --> 00:23:43,120
Lipschitz

394
00:23:47,374 --> 00:23:50,585
And now,
the six merry murderesses

395
00:23:50,586 --> 00:23:52,462
of the Cook County Jail

396
00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:56,383
in their rendition of
the "Cell Block Tango."

397
00:23:57,593 --> 00:23:59,470
Lipschitz

398
00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:05,433
Pop

399
00:24:05,434 --> 00:24:07,435
Six

400
00:24:07,436 --> 00:24:09,605
Squish

401
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,775
Cicero

402
00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:15,610
Lipschitz

403
00:24:15,611 --> 00:24:16,486
Pop

404
00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:17,779
Six

405
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:18,781
Squish

406
00:24:19,615 --> 00:24:21,491
Cicero

407
00:24:21,492 --> 00:24:23,118
Lipschitz

408
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,619
- Pop
- Six

409
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:25,787
Squish

410
00:24:25,788 --> 00:24:27,455
- Cicero
- Lipschitz

411
00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:28,623
- Pop
- Six

412
00:24:28,624 --> 00:24:29,791
Squish

413
00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:31,793
- Cicero
- Lipschitz

414
00:24:31,794 --> 00:24:33,711
He had it coming

415
00:24:33,712 --> 00:24:35,713
He had it coming

416
00:24:35,714 --> 00:24:39,509
He only had himself to blame

417
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,302
If you'd have been there

418
00:24:41,303 --> 00:24:43,096
If you'd have seen it

419
00:24:43,097 --> 00:24:46,474
I betcha you would have
done the same

420
00:24:46,475 --> 00:24:47,475
- Pop
- Six

421
00:24:47,476 --> 00:24:48,309
Squish

422
00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:50,311
- Cicero
- Lipschitz

423
00:24:50,312 --> 00:24:51,312
- Pop
- Six

424
00:24:51,313 --> 00:24:52,188
Squish

425
00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:54,400
- Cicero
- Lipschitz

426
00:24:54,442 --> 00:24:58,153
You know how people have these
little habits that get you down?

427
00:24:58,154 --> 00:25:02,323
Like Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum.

428
00:25:02,324 --> 00:25:05,452
No, not chew. Pop.

429
00:25:05,453 --> 00:25:08,455
So I came home this one day,
and I'm really irritated...

430
00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:10,623
and I'm looking
for a little bit of sympathy.

431
00:25:10,624 --> 00:25:13,168
There's Bernie
lyin' on the couch...

432
00:25:13,169 --> 00:25:14,711
drinkin' a beer and chewin'.

433
00:25:14,712 --> 00:25:18,006
No, not chewin'. Poppin'!

434
00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:23,262
So I said to him, "You pop
that gum one more time..."

435
00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:25,638
And he did.

436
00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,515
So I took the shotgun
off the wall...

437
00:25:27,516 --> 00:25:31,269
and I fired two warning shots

438
00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:34,648
into his head.

439
00:25:35,065 --> 00:25:37,400
He had it coming

440
00:25:37,401 --> 00:25:39,027
He had it coming

441
00:25:39,028 --> 00:25:42,697
He only had himself to blame

442
00:25:42,698 --> 00:25:44,532
If you'd have been there

443
00:25:44,533 --> 00:25:46,534
If you'd have heard it

444
00:25:46,535 --> 00:25:50,205
I betcha you would have
done the same

445
00:25:56,629 --> 00:25:58,922
I met Ezekial Young
from Salt Lake City

446
00:25:58,923 --> 00:26:00,381
about two years ago,

447
00:26:00,382 --> 00:26:04,385
and he told me he was single,
and we hit it off right away.

448
00:26:04,386 --> 00:26:06,346
So we started living together.

449
00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:08,598
He'd go to work.
He'd come home.

450
00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:11,226
I'd fix him a drink.
We'd have dinner.

451
00:26:11,227 --> 00:26:13,270
And then I found out.

452
00:26:13,938 --> 00:26:15,605
Single, he told me?

453
00:26:15,606 --> 00:26:17,440
Single, my ass.

454
00:26:17,441 --> 00:26:19,067
Not only was he married...

455
00:26:19,068 --> 00:26:20,068
Oh, no...

456
00:26:20,069 --> 00:26:21,862
He had six wives.

457
00:26:22,488 --> 00:26:24,072
One of those Mormons.

458
00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:27,367
So that night
when he came home from work...

459
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:30,621
I fixed him his drink,
as usual.

460
00:26:31,705 --> 00:26:36,084
You know, some guys
just can't hold their arsenic.

461
00:26:36,085 --> 00:26:38,044
- He had it coming
- Pop, six, squish

462
00:26:38,045 --> 00:26:39,879
- He had it coming
- Cicero, Lipschitz

463
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,550
He took a flower
in its prime

464
00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:45,510
- And then he used it
- Pop

465
00:26:45,511 --> 00:26:47,387
- And he abused it
- Six

466
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:50,598
It was a murder,
but not a crime

467
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:51,891
Cicero, Lipschitz

468
00:26:51,892 --> 00:26:53,768
Now, I'm standing
in the kitchen

469
00:26:53,769 --> 00:26:55,728
carving up the chicken
for dinner,

470
00:26:55,729 --> 00:26:57,105
minding my own business.

471
00:26:57,106 --> 00:27:00,567
In storms my husband, Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.

472
00:27:00,568 --> 00:27:02,569
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says.

473
00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:05,280
He was crazy,
and he kept on screamin',

474
00:27:05,281 --> 00:27:07,073
"You been screwin' the milkman!"

475
00:27:07,074 --> 00:27:09,868
And then he ran into my knife.

476
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:12,830
He ran into my knife 10 times.

477
00:27:14,957 --> 00:27:16,833
If you'd have been there

478
00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:18,710
If you'd have seen it

479
00:27:18,711 --> 00:27:22,172
I betcha you would have
done the same

480
00:27:43,652 --> 00:27:45,863
Yeah, but did you do it?

481
00:27:46,655 --> 00:27:49,116
Not guilty.

482
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,914
My sister, Veronica, and I
had this double act.

483
00:27:55,915 --> 00:27:58,958
And my husband, Charlie,
traveled around with us.

484
00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:00,502
Now, for the last number
in our act...

485
00:28:00,503 --> 00:28:02,670
we did these
20 acrobatic tricks in a row.

486
00:28:02,671 --> 00:28:05,340
One, two, three, four, five...

487
00:28:05,341 --> 00:28:07,842
splits, spread eagles,
backflips, flip-flops.

488
00:28:07,843 --> 00:28:09,469
One right after the other.

489
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:13,723
One night before the show,
we're down at the Hotel Cicero.

490
00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:17,560
The three of us boozin'
and havin' a few laughs.

491
00:28:17,561 --> 00:28:21,606
We run out of ice,
so I go out to get some.

492
00:28:21,607 --> 00:28:24,818
I come back, open the door...

493
00:28:24,819 --> 00:28:29,697
and there's Veronica and Charlie
doing number 17.

494
00:28:29,698 --> 00:28:32,033
The spread eagle.

495
00:28:32,034 --> 00:28:34,494
Well, I was in
such a state of shock...

496
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:35,912
I completely blacked out.

497
00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:37,997
I can't remember a thing.

498
00:28:37,998 --> 00:28:39,999
It wasn't until later

499
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,502
when I was washing the blood
off my hands

500
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,337
I even knew they were dead.

501
00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:46,422
- They had it coming
- They had it coming

502
00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:48,383
- They had it coming
- They had it coming

503
00:28:48,384 --> 00:28:51,886
They had it coming all along

504
00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:53,847
- I didn't do it
- She didn't do it

505
00:28:53,848 --> 00:28:55,765
- But if I'd done it
- But if she'd done it

506
00:28:55,766 --> 00:28:59,561
How could you tell me
that I was wrong?

507
00:29:01,230 --> 00:29:03,189
- They had it coming
- They had it coming

508
00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:04,899
- They had it coming
- They had it coming

509
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:08,862
They had it coming
all along

510
00:29:08,863 --> 00:29:10,780
I didn't do it

511
00:29:10,781 --> 00:29:12,365
But if I'd done it

512
00:29:12,366 --> 00:29:16,911
How could you tell me
that I was wrong?

513
00:29:16,912 --> 00:29:19,914
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I could possibly say.

514
00:29:19,915 --> 00:29:21,791
He was a real artistic guy.

515
00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:24,002
Sensitive. A painter.

516
00:29:24,712 --> 00:29:27,088
But he was always trying
to find himself.

517
00:29:27,089 --> 00:29:31,009
He'd go out every night looking
for himself, and on the way...

518
00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:36,222
he found Ruth, Gladys,
Rosemary, and Irving.

519
00:29:36,223 --> 00:29:39,726
You could say we broke up
because of artistic differences.

520
00:29:39,727 --> 00:29:41,936
He saw himself as alive...

521
00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:44,731
and I saw him dead.

522
00:29:44,732 --> 00:29:48,359
The dirty bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum

523
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,988
The dirty bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum

524
00:29:51,989 --> 00:29:53,990
- They had it coming
- They had it coming

525
00:29:53,991 --> 00:29:55,742
- They had it coming
- They had it coming

526
00:29:55,743 --> 00:29:59,621
They had it coming all along

527
00:29:59,622 --> 00:30:01,289
- And if they used us
- And if they used us

528
00:30:01,290 --> 00:30:03,124
- Then they abused us
- Then they abused us

529
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,669
Could you tell us
that we were wrong?

530
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,630
- He had it coming
- He had it coming

531
00:30:08,631 --> 00:30:10,340
- He had it coming
- He had it coming

532
00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:13,676
He only had himself to blame

533
00:30:13,677 --> 00:30:15,804
- If you'd have been there
- If you'd have been there

534
00:30:15,805 --> 00:30:17,472
- If you'd have seen it
- If you'd have seen it

535
00:30:17,473 --> 00:30:20,141
I betcha you would have
done the same

536
00:30:20,142 --> 00:30:22,977
- Pop that gum one more time...
- Single, my ass.

537
00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:24,687
10 times!

538
00:30:24,688 --> 00:30:26,314
Number 17.
The spread eagle.

539
00:30:26,315 --> 00:30:27,690
Artistic differences.

540
00:30:27,691 --> 00:30:29,609
Pop.

541
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:31,528
Six.

542
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,822
Squish.

543
00:30:35,574 --> 00:30:37,575
Cicero.

544
00:30:37,576 --> 00:30:39,953
Lipschitz.

545
00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:47,418
Who belongs to them?

546
00:30:47,419 --> 00:30:48,837
What's it to you?

547
00:30:48,838 --> 00:30:50,171
Nothing.

548
00:30:50,172 --> 00:30:51,506
Heard they were Velma's.

549
00:30:51,507 --> 00:30:55,052
The Hunyak does her laundry
for a buck a week.

550
00:31:04,812 --> 00:31:06,771
Fresh towels for the can.

551
00:31:06,772 --> 00:31:08,732
Make it quick.

552
00:31:10,693 --> 00:31:12,861
I'm gonna take care of you now.

553
00:31:12,862 --> 00:31:15,405
I know a couple of things.
Hear me out.

554
00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:17,991
Billy Flynn's set
your trial for March 5th.

555
00:31:17,992 --> 00:31:19,534
March 7th you'll be acquitted.

556
00:31:19,535 --> 00:31:25,290
March 8th, Mama is gonna put you
on the vaudeville circuit.

557
00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:27,041
Now you're an agent, too?

558
00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:29,711
Until Ma Bell
installs a line in your cell...

559
00:31:29,712 --> 00:31:31,212
all the calls
have gotta go through me.

560
00:31:31,213 --> 00:31:33,089
What kind of dough
are we talking about?

561
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:34,841
It's a crazy world.

562
00:31:34,842 --> 00:31:36,551
Babe Ruth is wearing rouge

563
00:31:36,552 --> 00:31:38,553
and playing the Palace
for $5,000 a week.

564
00:31:38,554 --> 00:31:41,055
Yeah. What about someone
with real talent?

565
00:31:41,056 --> 00:31:43,933
I been talking to the boys
over at William Morris.

566
00:31:43,934 --> 00:31:46,060
Due to your recent
sensational activities...

567
00:31:46,061 --> 00:31:48,313
they think
they can get you $2,500.

568
00:31:48,314 --> 00:31:49,606
$2,500?

569
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:52,233
Jeez, the most me
and Veronica made was $350.

570
00:31:52,234 --> 00:31:56,321
That's what happens when you
have the right representation.

571
00:31:56,322 --> 00:31:59,240
I always wanted to play
Big Jim Colosimo's.

572
00:31:59,241 --> 00:32:01,326
Do you think
you can get me that?

573
00:32:01,327 --> 00:32:02,702
- Big Jim's?
- Yeah.

574
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:05,705
I don't know. That's gonna
take another phone call.

575
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,582
How much is that gonna cost?

576
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,709
You know how I feel about you.

577
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,712
You're like family to me.
You're like one of my own.

578
00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:16,549
- I'll do it for 50 bucks.
- 50 bucks for a phone call?

579
00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:19,887
You must get a lot
of wrong numbers, Mama.

580
00:32:24,683 --> 00:32:27,268
Oh, Miss Kelly,
got your personals.

581
00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:29,312
Freshly pressed
by yours truly.

582
00:32:29,313 --> 00:32:31,148
No, it's my pleasure.

583
00:32:32,525 --> 00:32:36,277
Hey, listen,
can I ask you something?

584
00:32:36,278 --> 00:32:37,987
You know that Harrison guy?

585
00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:40,490
He said that what I done
is a hanging case

586
00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:43,660
and that he's prepared to ask
for the maximum penalty.

587
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:46,955
- Yeah, so?
- So I'm scared.

588
00:32:46,956 --> 00:32:49,499
I sure would appreciate
some advice.

589
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,294
Especially from someone
I admire as much as you.

590
00:32:53,295 --> 00:32:56,798
Since I can remember, I have
wanted to be on the stage.

591
00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:59,425
What's your talent?
Washing and drying?

592
00:32:59,426 --> 00:33:01,803
No. I danced in the chorus.

593
00:33:01,804 --> 00:33:03,930
That was before
I met my husband, Amos.

594
00:33:03,931 --> 00:33:06,182
Look, honey,
you want some advice?

595
00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:08,601
Here it is.
Direct from me to you.

596
00:33:08,602 --> 00:33:12,815
Keep your paws
off my underwear, okay?

597
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,527
Yeah, okay.

598
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,446
Thanks.

599
00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,699
For nothin'.

600
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,826
She's something, ain't she?

601
00:33:24,827 --> 00:33:28,163
No matter how big she gets,
she's still as common as ever.

602
00:33:28,164 --> 00:33:30,708
I'd like to help you, dearie.

603
00:33:32,334 --> 00:33:34,378
Take a load off.

604
00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:39,340
So, what do you figure
on using for grounds?

605
00:33:39,341 --> 00:33:40,383
Grounds?

606
00:33:40,384 --> 00:33:41,718
What are you gonna tell
the jury?

607
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:43,970
I just figured
I'd tell them the truth.

608
00:33:43,971 --> 00:33:46,055
- The truth?
- Yeah.

609
00:33:46,056 --> 00:33:47,515
That's a one-way ticket
to the death house.

610
00:33:47,516 --> 00:33:49,017
Holy Mother of God.

611
00:33:49,018 --> 00:33:50,226
Oh, relax.

612
00:33:50,227 --> 00:33:53,229
In this town, murder's
a form of entertainment.

613
00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:55,023
Besides, in 47 years,

614
00:33:55,024 --> 00:33:57,400
Cook County ain't never hung
a woman yet.

615
00:33:57,401 --> 00:34:00,570
So the odds are 47 to one
that they won't hang you.

616
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,405
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

617
00:34:02,406 --> 00:34:03,907
You're talking
to the wrong people.

618
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:06,743
What you need is Billy Flynn.

619
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,745
- Who?
- Billy Flynn.

620
00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:10,914
He's only the best
criminal lawyer in Illinois.

621
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:14,042
What he don't know
about juries and women...

622
00:34:14,043 --> 00:34:15,585
How do you get Billy Flynn?

623
00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,462
Well, not by praying, dearie.

624
00:34:17,463 --> 00:34:20,381
First, you give me $100.
Then I make a phone call.

625
00:34:20,382 --> 00:34:22,884
$100?
Well, you just...

626
00:34:22,885 --> 00:34:26,429
I mean, it seems pretty steep
for a phone call.

627
00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:28,265
He's worth every cent.

628
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:32,018
He's never lost a case
for a female client yet.

629
00:34:32,019 --> 00:34:34,437
With a sweet little puss
like yours...

630
00:34:34,438 --> 00:34:37,690
let's just say justice
ain't so blind in Chicago.

631
00:34:37,691 --> 00:34:39,400
He's never lost a case?

632
00:34:39,401 --> 00:34:40,401
Never.

633
00:34:40,402 --> 00:34:41,778
Every girl in this place

634
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,364
would kill to have
Billy Flynn represent her.

635
00:34:44,365 --> 00:34:48,076
Billy

636
00:34:48,077 --> 00:34:55,041
We want Billy

637
00:34:55,042 --> 00:35:02,090
B-I-Double-L-Y

638
00:35:02,091 --> 00:35:09,264
We're all his

639
00:35:09,265 --> 00:35:15,937
He's our kind of a guy

640
00:35:15,938 --> 00:35:19,107
And, ooh, what luck

641
00:35:19,108 --> 00:35:26,656
'Cause here he is

642
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,074
Ladies and gentlemen...

643
00:35:28,075 --> 00:35:30,785
presenting the silver-tongued
prince of the courtroom.

644
00:35:30,786 --> 00:35:35,249
The one, the only Billy Flynn.

645
00:35:42,298 --> 00:35:45,633
I don't care
about expensive things

646
00:35:45,634 --> 00:35:49,304
Cashmere coats,
diamond rings

647
00:35:49,305 --> 00:35:51,222
Don't mean a thing

648
00:35:51,223 --> 00:35:54,642
All I care about is love

649
00:35:54,643 --> 00:35:56,853
- That's what he's here for
- That's what I'm here for

650
00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:59,856
I don't care
for wearing silk cravats

651
00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:03,485
Ruby studs, satin spats

652
00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:05,779
Don't mean a thing

653
00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:10,533
- All I care about is love
- All he cares about is love

654
00:36:10,534 --> 00:36:14,162
Give me two eyes of blue

655
00:36:14,163 --> 00:36:16,080
Softly saying

656
00:36:16,081 --> 00:36:17,874
"I need you"

657
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:21,002
Let me see her
standing there

658
00:36:21,003 --> 00:36:26,091
And honest, mister,
I'm a millionaire

659
00:36:32,264 --> 00:36:35,600
I don't care
for any fine attire

660
00:36:35,601 --> 00:36:39,354
Vanderbilt might admire

661
00:36:39,355 --> 00:36:41,523
No, no, not me

662
00:36:41,524 --> 00:36:47,237
- All I care about is love
- All he cares about is love

663
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,577
Good morning, ladies.

664
00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,872
- Not guilty!
- You tell 'em, sweetheart.

665
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:01,710
That's what he's here for

666
00:37:04,630 --> 00:37:05,713
Excuse me, gentlemen.

667
00:37:05,714 --> 00:37:08,550
Miss Kelly, do you remember
anything about that night?

668
00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:11,719
I passed out completely.
I can't remember a thing.

669
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,096
Only that I didn't do it.

670
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:14,472
Any idea who did, dear?

671
00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:16,766
No, but my client is offering
a substantial reward

672
00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:18,768
to anyone with information
about this crime.

673
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,395
How much is the reward,
Miss Kelly?

674
00:37:20,396 --> 00:37:21,563
I don't know. How much?

675
00:37:21,564 --> 00:37:22,981
We'll work it out
after the trial.

676
00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:24,441
If there are no more
questions...

677
00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:26,276
Miss Kelly and I have
work to do.

678
00:37:29,238 --> 00:37:30,989
What's this about a reward?

679
00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:33,408
Awfully dumb, reporters.
They'll write it up wrong.

680
00:37:33,409 --> 00:37:36,286
You deny the whole thing later.
Thank you.

681
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:39,205
All he cares about is love

682
00:37:39,206 --> 00:37:41,207
Mr. Flynn, I'm Roxie Hart.

683
00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:43,501
- Who?
- Mama talked to you about me.

684
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:45,336
Oh, yeah, right.
The cute one.

685
00:37:45,337 --> 00:37:47,922
I was hoping
that you might represent me.

686
00:37:47,923 --> 00:37:49,508
You got $5,000?

687
00:37:50,593 --> 00:37:52,428
Gee, that's a lot of money.

688
00:37:53,012 --> 00:37:56,264
Mama didn't say anything
about $5,000.

689
00:37:56,265 --> 00:37:59,851
Lookit, Mr. Flynn,
I'm not very good at this...

690
00:37:59,852 --> 00:38:02,771
but maybe we could

691
00:38:02,772 --> 00:38:05,940
make some sort of
arrangement between us?

692
00:38:05,941 --> 00:38:08,443
I can be an awfully good sport.

693
00:38:08,444 --> 00:38:11,362
Good, you got that
out of your system.

694
00:38:11,363 --> 00:38:13,698
You mean just one thing to me.

695
00:38:13,699 --> 00:38:16,452
You call me
when you got $5,000.

696
00:38:16,786 --> 00:38:19,954
All he cares about is love

697
00:38:19,955 --> 00:38:23,333
Show me long raven hair

698
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:27,003
Flowin' down about to there

699
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:30,799
When I see her runnin' free

700
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,887
Keep your money,
that's enough for me

701
00:38:37,223 --> 00:38:41,142
I don't care
for drivin' Packard cars

702
00:38:41,143 --> 00:38:45,814
Or smoking long buck cigars

703
00:38:45,815 --> 00:38:47,691
No, no, not me

704
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,778
All I care about
is doin' the guy in

705
00:38:51,779 --> 00:38:54,072
Who's pickin' on you

706
00:38:54,073 --> 00:38:59,745
Twistin' the wrist
that's turnin' the screw

707
00:39:00,746 --> 00:39:06,126
- All he cares about
- All I care about

708
00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:17,262
Is love

709
00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:24,228
Oh, he'll see you now.

710
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:29,566
Well, hello, Andy.

711
00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,526
My name is Amos.

712
00:39:31,527 --> 00:39:33,821
That's right.
Take a seat.

713
00:39:35,281 --> 00:39:37,532
You're a remarkable man.

714
00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:39,701
Your wife two-times you...

715
00:39:39,702 --> 00:39:41,369
plugs the guy,
then tries to pin it on you.

716
00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:43,037
Most men would let
a dame like that swing.

717
00:39:43,038 --> 00:39:45,081
But, no, you're sticking by her.

718
00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:46,791
Makes you a hero in my eyes.

719
00:39:46,792 --> 00:39:49,586
That's right.
I'm a hero.

720
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,797
Did you bring the money?

721
00:39:52,298 --> 00:39:54,090
I didn't do as well as I hoped.

722
00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:57,761
But I will, Mr. Flynn.

723
00:39:59,388 --> 00:40:00,889
This is only a thousand.

724
00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:04,976
Plus there's $300 I borrowed
from the guys at the garage.

725
00:40:04,977 --> 00:40:09,022
There's $700 from
the building-and-loan fund.

726
00:40:09,023 --> 00:40:10,398
$2,000.

727
00:40:10,399 --> 00:40:12,484
And that's all I got so far.

728
00:40:12,485 --> 00:40:15,570
But I'll give you $20
off my salary every week.

729
00:40:15,571 --> 00:40:18,948
I'll give you notes with
interest. Double. Triple.

730
00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:20,742
When you came to me yesterday...

731
00:40:20,743 --> 00:40:22,911
I didn't ask if she was
guilty or innocent.

732
00:40:22,912 --> 00:40:26,414
I didn't ask if she was
a drunk or a dope fiend. No.

733
00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:29,584
I said, "Do you have $5,000?"
You said yes.

734
00:40:29,585 --> 00:40:31,628
But you don't have $5,000.

735
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,379
I figure you're a dirty liar.

736
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:36,300
I don't waste my time
with dirty liars.

737
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:45,434
Look. I'm real sorry,
Mr. Flynn.

738
00:40:46,435 --> 00:40:47,936
On the other hand...

739
00:40:47,937 --> 00:40:51,606
your devotion to your wife
is really very, very touching.

740
00:40:51,607 --> 00:40:54,609
I took your wife's case,
and I'll keep it...

741
00:40:54,610 --> 00:40:56,320
because I play square.

742
00:40:58,114 --> 00:40:59,614
Now, look, Hart...

743
00:40:59,615 --> 00:41:01,908
I don't like to blow
my own horn,

744
00:41:01,909 --> 00:41:04,953
but if Jesus Christ
had lived in Chicago today

745
00:41:04,954 --> 00:41:07,455
and if he had $5,000
and he'd come to me,

746
00:41:07,456 --> 00:41:10,334
things would have
turned out differently.

747
00:41:10,793 --> 00:41:12,627
All right, this is what
we're gonna do.

748
00:41:12,628 --> 00:41:14,504
By the end of the week,
I'm gonna have Roxie's name

749
00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,589
on the front page
of every newspaper in town.

750
00:41:16,590 --> 00:41:20,301
"Sweetest little jazz killer
ever to hit Chicago."

751
00:41:20,302 --> 00:41:22,303
That's the angle I'm after.

752
00:41:22,304 --> 00:41:24,889
You make an announcement
we're gonna have an auction.

753
00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:26,891
We got to raise money
for her defense.

754
00:41:26,892 --> 00:41:29,978
They'll buy everything
she's ever touched.

755
00:41:29,979 --> 00:41:32,730
Your shoes, your dresses,
your perfume, your underwear.

756
00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:34,190
And Victrola records.

757
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:36,609
Like the one I was playing
when I shot the bastard.

758
00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:37,777
I didn't hear that.

759
00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:39,821
Not that I didn't have grounds.

760
00:41:39,822 --> 00:41:41,865
- Hey, what are they?
- That's for trial.

761
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:43,867
Nobody's gonna care a lick

762
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,161
what your defense is
unless they care about you.

763
00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:49,164
The first thing we do is work up
sympathy from the press.

764
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:51,040
They're not all pushovers
like Mary Sunshine.

765
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,960
But there's one thing
that they can never resist...

766
00:41:53,961 --> 00:41:57,213
and that is a reformed sinner.

767
00:41:57,214 --> 00:42:00,216
So, what was your
favorite subject in school?

768
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:02,677
Oh, I was a real dummy.

769
00:42:02,678 --> 00:42:04,512
There must have been something
you were really good at.

770
00:42:04,513 --> 00:42:06,681
I got high marks
on courtesy and hygiene.

771
00:42:06,682 --> 00:42:08,475
Perfect.
You wanted to be a nun.

772
00:42:08,476 --> 00:42:10,310
A nun?

773
00:42:10,311 --> 00:42:11,394
Where were you born?

774
00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:13,646
On a chicken farm
outside of Lubbock.

775
00:42:13,647 --> 00:42:16,483
Southern home filled with
every luxury and refinement.

776
00:42:16,484 --> 00:42:17,692
Where are your parents?

777
00:42:17,693 --> 00:42:20,236
Probably on the front porch
in their rocking chairs.

778
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:21,404
Parents dead.

779
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:22,781
Family fortune swept away.

780
00:42:22,782 --> 00:42:25,200
You were educated
at the Sacred Heart.

781
00:42:25,201 --> 00:42:27,410
Then you fell
into a runaway marriage.

782
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:29,579
Left you miserable,
alone, unhappy.

783
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:32,624
You got all swept up
in the mad whirl of the city.

784
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,542
Jazz, cabarets, liquor.

785
00:42:34,543 --> 00:42:36,920
You were drawn
like a moth to the flame.

786
00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:38,963
Now the mad whirl has ceased.

787
00:42:38,964 --> 00:42:42,592
You are a butterfly
crushed on the wheel.

788
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:45,345
Which is it? Is it the moth
or the butterfly?

789
00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:47,514
You have sinned,
and you are sorry.

790
00:42:47,515 --> 00:42:49,516
God, that's beautiful.

791
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,601
Cut out God.

792
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,686
Stay where
you're better acquainted.

793
00:42:53,687 --> 00:42:57,398
Kid, when I'm through with you,
not only will you be acquitted,

794
00:42:57,399 --> 00:42:58,817
every man on that jury

795
00:42:58,818 --> 00:43:01,152
will want to take you home
to meet his mother.

796
00:43:01,153 --> 00:43:04,155
I was born
on a beautiful Southern convent.

797
00:43:04,156 --> 00:43:05,240
What?

798
00:43:05,241 --> 00:43:07,033
Oh, holy shit!

799
00:43:07,034 --> 00:43:08,952
I'm never gonna get
this straight.

800
00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:10,453
Pipe down on the swearing.

801
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:13,581
From here on, you say nothing
rougher than "Oh, dear."

802
00:43:13,582 --> 00:43:14,415
Try again.

803
00:43:14,416 --> 00:43:16,710
I was born on a...

804
00:43:45,906 --> 00:43:48,533
I came up with more to do
on the witness stand.

805
00:43:48,534 --> 00:43:50,535
I thought I'd get all teary-eyed

806
00:43:50,536 --> 00:43:52,579
and ask to borrow
your handkerchief.

807
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:55,582
Then I thought I'd take a peek
at the jury like this.

808
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:58,793
Flash 'em a bit of thigh, huh?
What do you think?

809
00:43:58,794 --> 00:44:00,170
Sounds great.

810
00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:07,177
Don't you want
to hear the rest?

811
00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:10,180
Tomorrow, kiddo.
You're at the top of my list.

812
00:44:11,098 --> 00:44:12,932
Well, well, well.

813
00:44:12,933 --> 00:44:16,227
Sorry to be late, Mr. Flynn.

814
00:44:16,228 --> 00:44:18,147
Hope you weren't too bored.

815
00:44:18,564 --> 00:44:19,982
I like it.

816
00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:25,112
I like it.

817
00:44:26,906 --> 00:44:29,324
Hey, Pollyanna...

818
00:44:29,325 --> 00:44:31,659
I heard your press conference
is tomorrow.

819
00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:33,453
Yeah, what's it to you?

820
00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:35,455
Well, you wanted
my advice, right?

821
00:44:35,456 --> 00:44:37,081
Well, here it is.

822
00:44:37,082 --> 00:44:39,667
Don't forget
Billy Flynn's number-one client

823
00:44:39,668 --> 00:44:41,836
is Billy Flynn.

824
00:44:41,837 --> 00:44:43,797
Meaning what?

825
00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:48,551
Meaning don't let him
hog the spotlight.

826
00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:51,055
You're the one
they pay to see.

827
00:44:54,683 --> 00:44:56,976
We can only sell them
one idea at a time.

828
00:44:56,977 --> 00:44:58,686
I can still see him coming at me

829
00:44:58,687 --> 00:45:00,188
with that awful look
in his eyes.

830
00:45:00,189 --> 00:45:01,189
And?

831
00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:02,941
And we both reached
for the gun.

832
00:45:02,942 --> 00:45:05,527
That's right.
You both reached for the gun.

833
00:45:05,528 --> 00:45:07,153
Ready?

834
00:45:07,154 --> 00:45:08,572
Yeah.

835
00:45:09,490 --> 00:45:11,158
- Miss Hart!
- Miss Hart!

836
00:45:17,915 --> 00:45:19,082
Good day, gentlemen.

837
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,250
Gentlemen, Miss Sunshine.

838
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:23,044
My client has just entered
a plea of not guilty.

839
00:45:23,045 --> 00:45:25,505
We look forward to a trial
at the earliest possible date.

840
00:45:25,506 --> 00:45:27,633
Are there any questions?

841
00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:31,553
Miss Sunshine.

842
00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:33,304
As you know, my paper is dry.

843
00:45:33,305 --> 00:45:35,098
Do you have any advice
for young girls

844
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:37,350
seeking to avoid
a life of jazz and drink?

845
00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:38,393
Absolutely, yes.

846
00:45:38,394 --> 00:45:40,895
Mrs. Hart feels that
it was the tragic combination

847
00:45:40,896 --> 00:45:43,231
of liquor and jazz
which led to her downfall.

848
00:45:43,232 --> 00:45:44,399
Next question, please.

849
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,900
Ladies and gentlemen...

850
00:45:45,901 --> 00:45:47,986
I would like to say
how flattered I am

851
00:45:47,987 --> 00:45:49,237
that y'all came to see me.

852
00:45:49,238 --> 00:45:50,572
Mrs. Hart is very pleased -

853
00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:53,074
I was a moth
crushed on the wheel.

854
00:45:53,075 --> 00:45:56,453
You know, a butterfly
drawn to the...

855
00:45:58,414 --> 00:46:01,875
I bet you want to know
why I shot the bastard.

856
00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:03,711
Shut up, dummy.

857
00:46:05,171 --> 00:46:07,589
Mr. Billy Flynn
in "The Press Conference Rag."

858
00:46:08,048 --> 00:46:10,216
Notice how his mouth
never moves.

859
00:46:10,217 --> 00:46:11,593
Almost.

860
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:13,636
Where'd you come from?

861
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:15,430
Mississippi

862
00:46:15,431 --> 00:46:16,806
And your parents?

863
00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:18,892
Very wealthy

864
00:46:18,893 --> 00:46:20,394
Where are they now?

865
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,145
Six feet under

866
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:24,147
But she was granted
one more start

867
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,984
The Convent
of the Sacred Heart

868
00:46:33,115 --> 00:46:34,908
When'd you get here?

869
00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:38,787
How old were you?

870
00:46:38,788 --> 00:46:39,996
Don't remember

871
00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:41,915
Then what happened?

872
00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,666
I met Amos

873
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,126
And he stole my heart away

874
00:46:45,127 --> 00:46:47,295
Convinced me
to elope one day

875
00:46:47,296 --> 00:46:50,215
Poor dear! I can't believe
what you've been through!

876
00:46:50,216 --> 00:46:52,592
A convent girl.
A runaway marriage.

877
00:46:52,593 --> 00:46:53,843
Tell us, Roxie...

878
00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:56,096
Who's Fred Casely?

879
00:46:56,097 --> 00:46:58,014
My ex-boyfriend

880
00:46:58,015 --> 00:46:59,641
Why'd you shoot him?

881
00:46:59,642 --> 00:47:01,476
I was leavin'

882
00:47:01,477 --> 00:47:03,144
Was he angry?

883
00:47:03,145 --> 00:47:04,646
Like a madman

884
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,147
Still I said,
"Fred, move along"

885
00:47:06,148 --> 00:47:08,441
She knew that
she was doing wrong

886
00:47:08,442 --> 00:47:10,443
Then describe it

887
00:47:10,444 --> 00:47:11,861
He came toward me

888
00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:13,446
With the pistol?

889
00:47:13,447 --> 00:47:15,490
From my bureau

890
00:47:15,491 --> 00:47:17,283
Did you fight him?

891
00:47:17,284 --> 00:47:18,868
Like a tiger

892
00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:20,537
He had strength,
and she had none

893
00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:22,664
And yet we both
reached for the gun

894
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,290
Oh, yes, oh, yes,
oh, yes, we both

895
00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:26,376
Oh, yes, we both, oh, yes,
we both reached for

896
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:27,961
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

897
00:47:27,962 --> 00:47:30,213
Oh, yes, we both reached
for the gun, for the gun

898
00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:31,840
Oh, yes, oh, yes,
oh, yes, they both

899
00:47:31,841 --> 00:47:34,008
Oh, yes, they both, oh, yes,
they both reached for

900
00:47:34,009 --> 00:47:35,343
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

901
00:47:35,344 --> 00:47:38,012
Oh, yes, they both reached
for the gun, for the gun

902
00:47:38,013 --> 00:47:40,515
Understandable

903
00:47:40,516 --> 00:47:42,350
Understandable

904
00:47:42,351 --> 00:47:46,896
Yes, it's perfectly
understandable

905
00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:49,065
Comprehensible

906
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:51,192
Comprehensible

907
00:47:51,193 --> 00:47:54,529
Not a bit reprehensible

908
00:47:54,530 --> 00:48:01,120
It's so defensible

909
00:48:01,537 --> 00:48:03,329
How you feelin'?

910
00:48:03,330 --> 00:48:05,206
Very frightened

911
00:48:05,207 --> 00:48:07,250
Are you sorry?

912
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:08,668
Are you kidding?

913
00:48:08,669 --> 00:48:10,503
That's your statement?

914
00:48:10,504 --> 00:48:12,046
All I'd say is

915
00:48:12,047 --> 00:48:13,590
Though my choo-choo
jumped the track

916
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:15,717
I'd give my life
to bring him back

917
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:17,469
- And?
- Stay away from

918
00:48:17,470 --> 00:48:19,179
- What?
- Jazz and liquor

919
00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:20,930
- And?
- And the men who

920
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:22,265
- What?
- Play for fun

921
00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:24,434
- And what?
- That's the thought that

922
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,227
- Yeah?
- Came upon me

923
00:48:26,228 --> 00:48:26,895
When?

924
00:48:26,896 --> 00:48:29,606
When we both
reached for the gun

925
00:48:30,024 --> 00:48:32,108
Understandable

926
00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:34,194
Understandable

927
00:48:34,195 --> 00:48:38,448
Yes, it's perfectly
understandable

928
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,867
Comprehensible

929
00:48:40,868 --> 00:48:42,994
Comprehensible

930
00:48:42,995 --> 00:48:46,664
Not a bit reprehensible

931
00:48:46,665 --> 00:48:54,131
It's so defensible

932
00:48:56,091 --> 00:49:00,637
Oh, yes, oh, yes,
oh, yes, they both

933
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:05,225
Oh, yes, they both, oh, yes,
they both reached for

934
00:49:05,226 --> 00:49:06,309
Let me hear it.

935
00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:07,602
The gun, the gun

936
00:49:07,603 --> 00:49:10,897
Oh, yes, they both reached
for the gun, for the gun

937
00:49:10,898 --> 00:49:12,273
A little louder

938
00:49:12,274 --> 00:49:14,400
Oh, yes, oh, yes,
oh, yes, they both

939
00:49:14,401 --> 00:49:16,820
Oh, yes, they both, oh, yes,
they both reached for

940
00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:18,196
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

941
00:49:18,197 --> 00:49:20,323
Oh, yes, they both reached
for the gun, for the gun

942
00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:21,825
Now you got it

943
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,743
Oh, yes, oh, yes,
oh, yes, they both

944
00:49:23,744 --> 00:49:25,829
Oh, yes, they both, oh, yes,
they both reached for

945
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:27,622
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

946
00:49:27,623 --> 00:49:30,917
Oh, yes, they both reached
for the gun, for the gun

947
00:49:30,918 --> 00:49:32,794
Oh, yes, oh, yes,
oh, yes, they both

948
00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:34,963
Oh, yes, they both, oh, yes,
they both reached for

949
00:49:34,964 --> 00:49:36,589
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

950
00:49:36,590 --> 00:49:38,091
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

951
00:49:38,092 --> 00:49:39,676
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

952
00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,803
The gun, the gun,
the gun, the gun

953
00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:49,185
Both reached for the

954
00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:57,235
Gun

955
00:49:57,236 --> 00:49:58,987
Both reached for the gun

956
00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:05,285
Move over, Al Capone.

957
00:50:05,286 --> 00:50:08,246
The Windy City has taken
a new criminal to its heart.

958
00:50:08,247 --> 00:50:11,332
The name on everybody's lips
is Roxie Hart.

959
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:14,502
The sweetest little lady ever
accused of murder in Chicago.

960
00:50:14,503 --> 00:50:17,839
Women want to look like her.
Fellas want to go out with her.

961
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,175
Some little girls
even want to take her home.

962
00:50:20,176 --> 00:50:22,343
Don't get any ideas,
little lady.

963
00:50:22,344 --> 00:50:23,928
On the other side of town...

964
00:50:23,929 --> 00:50:26,723
the assistant D.A. Promises
the game little sharpshooter

965
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:29,184
will swing
before the year is up.

966
00:50:29,185 --> 00:50:30,185
Who knows?

967
00:50:30,186 --> 00:50:32,520
If he lives up to his word,
Assistant D.A. Harrison

968
00:50:32,521 --> 00:50:35,774
might become
Governor Harrison someday.

969
00:50:35,775 --> 00:50:37,734
Back at the scene
of the crime...

970
00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:41,488
everybody wants
a little piece of Roxie Hart.

971
00:50:41,489 --> 00:50:45,200
This jar of cold cream
set her husband back $20.

972
00:50:45,201 --> 00:50:46,743
Maybe this pretty little lady

973
00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:49,662
will get some
of that famous Roxie style.

974
00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:55,002
It seems everybody these days
is rooting for Roxie Hart.

975
00:50:57,046 --> 00:50:59,214
Take those wilting flowers
to the orphanage

976
00:50:59,215 --> 00:51:01,550
and make sure they know
who sent them.

977
00:51:02,384 --> 00:51:05,887
So, kiddo, given any thought
to what you want to do

978
00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:07,388
after Billy gets you off?

979
00:51:07,389 --> 00:51:09,682
I think I'd like to go
on the stage.

980
00:51:09,683 --> 00:51:11,059
I figured as much.

981
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:13,561
I already called
the Morris office.

982
00:51:13,562 --> 00:51:14,771
Really?

983
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,606
How much is that
gonna cost me?

984
00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:19,609
My standard deal.
10% of all your takings.

985
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,736
Yeah, well, we'll see, Mama.

986
00:51:21,737 --> 00:51:24,447
Besides, I don't even have
an act yet.

987
00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,574
Killing Fred Casely
was your act.

988
00:51:26,575 --> 00:51:27,867
Those stiffs in the audience

989
00:51:27,868 --> 00:51:29,744
want to say they saw
somebody famous.

990
00:51:29,745 --> 00:51:31,579
That's a freak act.

991
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:35,416
And besides,
I am better than that.

992
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:37,752
Well, of course you are,
cupcake.

993
00:51:37,753 --> 00:51:39,921
You can be as big as
Sophie Tucker.

994
00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:41,422
You really think so?

995
00:51:41,423 --> 00:51:43,133
Bigger than Cantor
and Jolson combined.

996
00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:46,678
I always wanted to have my name
in all the papers.

997
00:51:46,679 --> 00:51:47,971
Before I met Amos...

998
00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:51,266
I used to date this
well-to-do ugly bootlegger.

999
00:51:51,267 --> 00:51:54,519
He used to like to take me out
and show me off.

1000
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,231
Ugly guys like to do that.

1001
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:01,151
Once it said in the paper:

1002
00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:04,112
"Gangland's Al Capelli
seen at Chez Vito

1003
00:52:04,113 --> 00:52:06,781
with cute blond chorine."

1004
00:52:06,782 --> 00:52:08,366
That was me.

1005
00:52:08,367 --> 00:52:10,994
I clipped it, and I saved it.

1006
00:52:11,537 --> 00:52:16,124
You know, all my life,
I wanted to have my own act.

1007
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:18,626
But, no. No, no.

1008
00:52:18,627 --> 00:52:20,712
They always turned me down.

1009
00:52:20,713 --> 00:52:24,216
One big world full of "no."

1010
00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:29,680
And then Amos came along.

1011
00:52:30,473 --> 00:52:33,851
Safe, sweet Amos...

1012
00:52:34,310 --> 00:52:36,937
...who never says no.

1013
00:52:41,066 --> 00:52:43,777
I've never done this before.

1014
00:52:43,778 --> 00:52:46,488
But, you know,
it is such a special night.

1015
00:52:46,489 --> 00:52:49,241
You are such a great audience!

1016
00:52:50,326 --> 00:52:57,332
And I really feel like I can
talk to you, you know?

1017
00:52:57,333 --> 00:53:00,001
So forget what
you've read in the papers.

1018
00:53:00,002 --> 00:53:04,464
Forget what you've heard
on the radio, because...

1019
00:53:04,465 --> 00:53:07,675
I'm gonna tell you the truth.

1020
00:53:07,676 --> 00:53:10,179
Not that
the truth really matters.

1021
00:53:11,514 --> 00:53:14,308
But I'm gonna tell you anyway.

1022
00:53:15,601 --> 00:53:18,061
In the bed department...

1023
00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:22,483
Amos was zero.

1024
00:53:23,692 --> 00:53:26,528
When he made love to me...

1025
00:53:26,529 --> 00:53:30,698
it was like he was fixing
a carburetor or something.

1026
00:53:30,699 --> 00:53:34,244
"I love ya, honey. I love ya."

1027
00:53:35,871 --> 00:53:39,416
Anyway,
I started fooling around.

1028
00:53:40,376 --> 00:53:42,210
Then I started
screwing around,

1029
00:53:42,211 --> 00:53:46,173
which is fooling around
without dinner.

1030
00:53:47,883 --> 00:53:50,718
Then I met Fred Casely...

1031
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,639
who said that he could get me
into vaudeville...

1032
00:53:54,223 --> 00:53:57,101
...but that didn't quite
work out like I planned.

1033
00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:01,105
I guess it didn't really work
out too great for Fred, either.

1034
00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:04,732
So I gave up
on the whole vaudeville idea

1035
00:54:04,733 --> 00:54:07,569
because you kinda figure
after all those years...

1036
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:11,906
...opportunity's just
passed you by.

1037
00:54:11,907 --> 00:54:13,491
But it ain't

1038
00:54:13,492 --> 00:54:17,121
Oh, no, no, no, no,
but it ain't

1039
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:19,080
And now?

1040
00:54:19,081 --> 00:54:22,083
Well, if this Flynn guy
gets me off...

1041
00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:24,043
with all this publicity...

1042
00:54:24,044 --> 00:54:27,130
I got me a world full of "yes!"

1043
00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:31,092
The name
on everybody's lips

1044
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:34,637
Is gonna be Roxie

1045
00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:38,391
The lady
rakin' in the chips

1046
00:54:38,392 --> 00:54:41,728
Is gonna be Roxie

1047
00:54:41,729 --> 00:54:44,355
I'm gonna be a celebrity

1048
00:54:44,356 --> 00:54:48,902
That means
somebody everyone knows

1049
00:54:48,903 --> 00:54:52,071
They're gonna recognize
my eyes

1050
00:54:52,072 --> 00:54:56,160
My hair, my teeth,
my boobs, my nose

1051
00:54:59,789 --> 00:55:03,917
From just some
dumb mechanic's wife

1052
00:55:03,918 --> 00:55:07,337
I'm gonna be Roxie

1053
00:55:07,338 --> 00:55:13,968
Who says that murder's
not an art?

1054
00:55:13,969 --> 00:55:17,806
And who,
in case she doesn't hang

1055
00:55:17,807 --> 00:55:22,186
Can say she started
with a bang?

1056
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:26,732
Roxie Hart

1057
00:55:45,292 --> 00:55:47,001
Boys

1058
00:55:47,002 --> 00:55:51,005
They're gonna wait outside
in line

1059
00:55:51,006 --> 00:55:52,340
To get to see

1060
00:55:52,341 --> 00:55:54,676
- Roxie
- Roxie

1061
00:55:54,677 --> 00:55:58,555
Think of those autographs
I'll sign

1062
00:55:58,556 --> 00:56:00,306
"Good luck to you"

1063
00:56:00,307 --> 00:56:01,891
Roxie

1064
00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:04,352
And I'll appear
in a lavaliere

1065
00:56:04,353 --> 00:56:08,190
That goes all the way
down to my waist

1066
00:56:08,983 --> 00:56:12,444
Here a ring, there a ring,
everywhere a ring-a-ling

1067
00:56:12,445 --> 00:56:17,408
But always
in the best of taste

1068
00:56:18,868 --> 00:56:21,244
I'm a star.

1069
00:56:21,245 --> 00:56:26,374
And the audience loves me,
and I love them.

1070
00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:29,169
And they love me
for loving them.

1071
00:56:29,170 --> 00:56:32,547
And I love them for loving me.

1072
00:56:32,548 --> 00:56:36,843
And we love each other.

1073
00:56:36,844 --> 00:56:40,889
And that's 'cause none of us got
enough love in our childhoods.

1074
00:56:40,890 --> 00:56:43,600
And that's show biz...

1075
00:56:44,685 --> 00:56:46,311
...kid.

1076
00:56:47,354 --> 00:56:51,232
She's givin' up
her humdrum life

1077
00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:54,402
- I'm gonna be - Sing it
- Roxie

1078
00:56:54,403 --> 00:57:00,575
She made a scandal
and a start

1079
00:57:00,576 --> 00:57:04,412
And Sophie Tucker
will shit, I know

1080
00:57:04,413 --> 00:57:08,917
To see her name
get billed below

1081
00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:15,716
Roxie Hart

1082
00:57:41,575 --> 00:57:43,118
I can't take it anymore.

1083
00:57:43,119 --> 00:57:46,747
You can't go anywhere without
hearing about that dumb tomato!

1084
00:57:48,624 --> 00:57:51,460
Oh, no, Mama, not you, too.

1085
00:57:52,753 --> 00:57:55,463
I have some bad news.
The tour has been canceled.

1086
00:57:55,464 --> 00:57:56,214
What?

1087
00:57:56,215 --> 00:57:58,091
Your name's been
out of the papers too long.

1088
00:57:58,092 --> 00:58:00,593
All you read about today
is that Hart kid.

1089
00:58:00,594 --> 00:58:01,970
She's hot.

1090
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:06,683
And what am I
supposed to do, huh?

1091
00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:09,436
Suck up to her
like everybody else?

1092
00:58:09,437 --> 00:58:10,645
It couldn't hurt.

1093
00:58:10,646 --> 00:58:13,940
Over my dead body.

1094
00:58:13,941 --> 00:58:15,859
Mind if I join you?

1095
00:58:17,153 --> 00:58:20,321
Lights out. 10 minutes.

1096
00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:22,241
Smoke?

1097
00:58:24,118 --> 00:58:26,661
Look what
some Johnny sent me.

1098
00:58:26,662 --> 00:58:31,125
Triple-cream caramels
all the way from San Francisco.

1099
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:33,710
I'm watching my figure.

1100
00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,838
You know, the trial.

1101
00:58:38,132 --> 00:58:41,384
Hey, great mention of you
in the Trib today, huh?

1102
00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:43,720
You know,
there have been so many.

1103
00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:45,889
I just can't keep track.

1104
00:58:47,475 --> 00:58:51,686
Did I tell you, you are exactly
the same size as my sister?

1105
00:58:51,687 --> 00:58:54,147
You'd fit into her costumes
perfectly.

1106
00:58:54,148 --> 00:58:55,565
Really?

1107
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:58,568
Yeah. I was thinking
with all the publicity

1108
00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:01,696
that's piled up between us,
and when Billy gets us off,

1109
00:59:01,697 --> 00:59:04,657
we'd be a natural
to do an act together.

1110
00:59:04,658 --> 00:59:07,202
You think so, huh?

1111
00:59:09,955 --> 00:59:11,331
Ladies and gentlemen...

1112
00:59:11,332 --> 00:59:16,878
Miss Velma Kelly
in an act of desperation.

1113
00:59:16,879 --> 00:59:20,424
My sister and I had an act
that couldn't flop

1114
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:26,263
My sister and I were headed
straight for the top

1115
00:59:26,722 --> 00:59:30,892
My sister and I earned
a thou a week at least

1116
00:59:30,893 --> 00:59:32,060
Oh, yeah

1117
00:59:32,061 --> 00:59:37,358
But my sister
is now unfortunately deceased

1118
00:59:37,566 --> 00:59:39,400
I know it's sad, of course

1119
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:42,363
But a fact is still a fact

1120
00:59:43,572 --> 00:59:48,243
And now all that remains
is the remains

1121
00:59:48,244 --> 00:59:49,912
Of a perfect

1122
00:59:50,579 --> 00:59:51,955
Double

1123
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,082
Act

1124
00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:56,251
Watch this.

1125
00:59:56,252 --> 00:59:58,753
You have to imagine it
with two people.

1126
00:59:58,754 --> 01:00:01,005
It's swell with two people.

1127
01:00:01,006 --> 01:00:03,258
First I'd

1128
01:00:05,094 --> 01:00:08,222
Then she'd

1129
01:00:09,223 --> 01:00:11,266
Then we'd

1130
01:00:13,269 --> 01:00:15,895
But I can't do it alone

1131
01:00:15,896 --> 01:00:18,315
Then she'd

1132
01:00:20,109 --> 01:00:22,236
Then I'd

1133
01:00:24,113 --> 01:00:26,156
Then we'd

1134
01:00:28,117 --> 01:00:30,160
But I can't do it alone

1135
01:00:30,161 --> 01:00:33,288
She'd say,
"What's your sister like?"

1136
01:00:33,289 --> 01:00:35,623
I'd say, "Men"

1137
01:00:35,624 --> 01:00:38,626
She'd say,
"You're the cat's meow"

1138
01:00:38,627 --> 01:00:40,837
Then we'd
wow the crowd again

1139
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:43,257
When she'd go

1140
01:00:45,301 --> 01:00:47,344
I'd go

1141
01:00:48,971 --> 01:00:51,557
We'd go

1142
01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:58,480
Then those dingdong daddies
started to roar

1143
01:00:58,481 --> 01:01:01,024
Whistled, stomped,
stamped on the floor

1144
01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:04,319
Yelling, screaming,
begging for more

1145
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,655
And we'd say, "Okay, fellas,
keep your socks up

1146
01:01:07,656 --> 01:01:10,534
'Cause you ain't seen
nothin' yet"

1147
01:01:19,293 --> 01:01:22,295
But I simply cannot do it

1148
01:01:22,296 --> 01:01:25,507
Alone

1149
01:01:25,508 --> 01:01:27,801
So, what do you think, huh?

1150
01:01:27,802 --> 01:01:30,220
Come on, you can say.

1151
01:01:35,017 --> 01:01:37,519
I know. You're right.
The first part's shit.

1152
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,146
But the second part...

1153
01:01:40,147 --> 01:01:42,565
is really nifty.

1154
01:01:42,566 --> 01:01:43,900
Okay.

1155
01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,487
She'd go

1156
01:01:50,491 --> 01:01:52,493
I'd go

1157
01:01:56,997 --> 01:02:00,501
We'd go

1158
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:13,054
And then those two-bit
Johnnies did it up brown

1159
01:02:13,055 --> 01:02:15,890
To cheer the best attraction
in town

1160
01:02:15,891 --> 01:02:18,768
They nearly tore
the balcony down

1161
01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:22,272
And we'd say, "Okay, boys,
we're going home

1162
01:02:22,273 --> 01:02:25,775
But before we go, here's
a few more partin' shots"

1163
01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:28,946
And this we did
in perfect unison

1164
01:02:37,913 --> 01:02:40,415
Now you've seen me
going through it

1165
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:43,418
You may think
there's nothing to it

1166
01:02:43,419 --> 01:02:48,465
But I simply cannot do it

1167
01:02:48,466 --> 01:02:54,847
Alone

1168
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,893
So, where was the part
where you blew her brains out?

1169
01:03:00,394 --> 01:03:02,395
Okay, Roxie,
I'll level with you.

1170
01:03:02,396 --> 01:03:04,355
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't bother.

1171
01:03:04,356 --> 01:03:06,274
You think you're fooling me?

1172
01:03:06,275 --> 01:03:09,110
You're all washed up,
and it's me they want now.

1173
01:03:09,111 --> 01:03:11,946
And I'm a big star.

1174
01:03:11,947 --> 01:03:13,615
Single.

1175
01:03:13,616 --> 01:03:15,617
Oh, I almost forgot.

1176
01:03:15,618 --> 01:03:18,119
You were in the paper
today, too...

1177
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,122
in the back,
with the obituaries.

1178
01:03:21,123 --> 01:03:26,420
"Velma Kelly's trial has been
postponed indefinitely."

1179
01:03:27,963 --> 01:03:31,091
Seven words. Wow.

1180
01:03:32,968 --> 01:03:36,805
Oh. Here's a little piece
of advice.

1181
01:03:36,806 --> 01:03:38,640
Direct from me to you.

1182
01:03:38,641 --> 01:03:41,268
Lay off the caramels.

1183
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,988
And now, for all you
Chicago stay-up-laters.

1184
01:03:53,989 --> 01:03:57,826
You night owls who only
come alive after dark.

1185
01:03:57,827 --> 01:04:00,829
We dedicate this tune.

1186
01:04:00,830 --> 01:04:04,375
"Chicago After Midnight."

1187
01:04:10,589 --> 01:04:13,174
This all took place
on Lakeshore Drive.

1188
01:04:13,175 --> 01:04:16,261
Incredible. Incredible.

1189
01:04:16,262 --> 01:04:19,306
All right. Yeah.
Thanks, Tom.

1190
01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:24,060
They just arrested this woman
for a triple homicide.

1191
01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:24,853
Really?

1192
01:04:24,854 --> 01:04:26,938
Get this.
She's an heiress.

1193
01:04:26,939 --> 01:04:27,939
What?

1194
01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,774
All the family's in...

1195
01:04:29,775 --> 01:04:32,444
pineapples, grapefruits,
some kind of fruit.

1196
01:04:32,445 --> 01:04:36,030
So anyhow, this dame,
Kitty what's-her-name...

1197
01:04:36,031 --> 01:04:39,451
she's playing house
on the North Side

1198
01:04:39,452 --> 01:04:41,536
in an apartment
with a guy named Harry.

1199
01:04:41,537 --> 01:04:43,705
What Harry does for a living,
no one's quite sure,

1200
01:04:43,706 --> 01:04:46,040
but it doesn't matter
because she's footing the bills.

1201
01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:48,293
Anyhow,
Kitty comes home tonight.

1202
01:04:48,294 --> 01:04:50,795
Harry's in bed,
which is par for the course.

1203
01:04:50,796 --> 01:04:52,297
She goes to change.

1204
01:04:52,298 --> 01:04:57,553
When she returns, she notices
something rather odd.

1205
01:04:58,804 --> 01:05:01,181
Extremely odd.

1206
01:05:05,644 --> 01:05:09,105
Kitty disappears for a second.
Cool as a cucumber.

1207
01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:13,277
When she returns,
she gently wakes up Harry.

1208
01:05:14,737 --> 01:05:17,113
Harry says, "What? I'm alone."

1209
01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:18,573
She says, "Alone?

1210
01:05:18,574 --> 01:05:21,409
You got two other women
in bed with you."

1211
01:05:21,410 --> 01:05:25,246
So, get this.
Harry says, "Come on, doll.

1212
01:05:25,247 --> 01:05:27,958
You gonna believe what you see
or what I tell you?"

1213
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,762
Good night, folks.

1214
01:05:43,265 --> 01:05:45,225
Give us the line!

1215
01:05:45,226 --> 01:05:47,602
Give us the line!

1216
01:05:47,603 --> 01:05:50,271
Miss Sunshine.
From the Evening Star.

1217
01:05:50,272 --> 01:05:52,774
I wonder if you wouldn't mind
saying a word or two?

1218
01:05:52,775 --> 01:05:55,568
Sure, I'll say three.
Go to hell!

1219
01:05:55,569 --> 01:05:58,113
Please direct your questions
to her counsel.

1220
01:05:58,114 --> 01:06:00,490
You're not my counsel,
and I want my money back.

1221
01:06:00,491 --> 01:06:02,617
It's not your money.
It's your mother's money.

1222
01:06:02,618 --> 01:06:04,160
Are you sorry, dear?

1223
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,286
Sure, I'm sorry.

1224
01:06:05,287 --> 01:06:07,164
Sorry I got caught.

1225
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,625
- Oh, Miss Sunshine?
- Not now, Roxie.

1226
01:06:10,626 --> 01:06:11,793
I got a letter from a guy.

1227
01:06:11,794 --> 01:06:14,087
He says he's going on a hunger
strike until I'm freed.

1228
01:06:14,088 --> 01:06:15,255
That's nice, dear.

1229
01:06:15,256 --> 01:06:16,589
Miss Baxter?

1230
01:06:16,590 --> 01:06:19,802
Did you know
these two ladies personally?

1231
01:06:20,302 --> 01:06:23,888
Did I know these two ladies?
Was that your question?

1232
01:06:23,889 --> 01:06:25,766
Yeah, that's my -

1233
01:06:28,144 --> 01:06:29,811
She's very high-spirited,
isn't she?

1234
01:06:29,812 --> 01:06:31,271
Miss Baxter?

1235
01:06:31,272 --> 01:06:33,648
Oh, hey, Mr. Flynn!

1236
01:06:33,649 --> 01:06:34,732
Mr. Flynn!

1237
01:06:34,733 --> 01:06:36,401
- Yeah, hi, Trixie.
- It's Roxie.

1238
01:06:36,402 --> 01:06:38,069
Yeah, sure,
I was just kidding.

1239
01:06:38,070 --> 01:06:40,530
Did you get my trial date yet?

1240
01:06:40,531 --> 01:06:41,489
Listen, kid...

1241
01:06:41,490 --> 01:06:43,324
I'm at the top
of your list, right?

1242
01:06:43,325 --> 01:06:44,784
Go to hell!

1243
01:06:44,785 --> 01:06:47,120
Boy, what a hellion, huh?

1244
01:06:47,121 --> 01:06:48,955
She's a socialite, too.

1245
01:06:48,956 --> 01:06:50,790
Her mother owns
all the pineapples in Hawaii.

1246
01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:52,625
What the hell do I care
about pineapples?

1247
01:06:52,626 --> 01:06:54,211
- All right.
- Listen!

1248
01:06:56,338 --> 01:06:58,465
Miss Baxter will answer
all of your questions.

1249
01:06:58,466 --> 01:07:02,302
Afterwards, I'll be happy to
give you an interview myself.

1250
01:07:07,349 --> 01:07:09,350
How's it feel, kid?

1251
01:07:09,351 --> 01:07:13,564
J. Edgar Hoover couldn't find
your name in the papers.

1252
01:07:19,904 --> 01:07:22,281
Mr. Flynn!

1253
01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:25,241
Someone open this door
immediately!

1254
01:07:25,242 --> 01:07:28,829
Oh, my God!
Roxie! What is it, dear?

1255
01:07:30,748 --> 01:07:34,751
Oh! Oh, no.
Don't worry about me.

1256
01:07:34,752 --> 01:07:39,047
Oh, I only hope
the fall didn't hurt the baby.

1257
01:07:39,048 --> 01:07:40,173
Baby?

1258
01:07:40,174 --> 01:07:42,343
Shit!

1259
01:07:47,223 --> 01:07:50,392
Roxie, when did
this happen, darling?

1260
01:08:11,580 --> 01:08:14,457
Well, Doc,
is she or isn't she?

1261
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,126
She is.

1262
01:08:18,754 --> 01:08:20,964
Would you swear
to that statement in court?

1263
01:08:20,965 --> 01:08:22,298
Yes.

1264
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:23,591
Good.

1265
01:08:23,592 --> 01:08:25,886
Button your fly.

1266
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,566
I would just like to
say that...

1267
01:08:39,567 --> 01:08:41,943
my own life
doesn't matter now...

1268
01:08:41,944 --> 01:08:44,112
just that of my unborn child.

1269
01:08:44,113 --> 01:08:47,449
You poor dear, to have
your baby born in jail.

1270
01:08:47,450 --> 01:08:49,117
My readers won't stand for it.

1271
01:08:49,118 --> 01:08:51,077
I can assure you
that won't happen.

1272
01:08:51,078 --> 01:08:53,580
She'll come to trial
at the earliest moment.

1273
01:08:53,581 --> 01:08:55,123
I think it's sweet.

1274
01:08:55,124 --> 01:08:57,584
First time we ever had
one of our girls knocked up.

1275
01:08:57,585 --> 01:09:00,671
When is the baby due, Roxie?

1276
01:09:03,549 --> 01:09:05,467
I just heard the good news.

1277
01:09:05,468 --> 01:09:08,011
I'm the father!
I'm the father!

1278
01:09:08,012 --> 01:09:09,345
Roxie, who's the father?

1279
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,556
That question
is completely out of line.

1280
01:09:11,557 --> 01:09:14,768
How dare you insult
this brave, young woman.

1281
01:09:14,769 --> 01:09:16,270
That's enough.

1282
01:09:17,855 --> 01:09:19,731
Roxie, honey!

1283
01:09:19,732 --> 01:09:21,900
It's me! Daddy!

1284
01:09:21,901 --> 01:09:23,694
It's Daddy!

1285
01:09:24,904 --> 01:09:27,865
Roxie, I came
as soon as I could!

1286
01:09:40,503 --> 01:09:43,421
If someone stood up
in a crowd

1287
01:09:43,422 --> 01:09:45,924
And raised his voice up
way out loud

1288
01:09:45,925 --> 01:09:49,260
And waved his arm
and shook his leg

1289
01:09:49,261 --> 01:09:51,388
You'd notice him

1290
01:09:52,264 --> 01:09:54,599
If someone in the movie show

1291
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,102
Yelled,
"Fire in the second row!

1292
01:09:57,103 --> 01:10:00,147
This whole place
is a powder keg!"

1293
01:10:00,523 --> 01:10:03,025
You'd notice him

1294
01:10:04,318 --> 01:10:08,113
And even without clucking
like a hen

1295
01:10:08,489 --> 01:10:12,867
Everyone gets noticed
now and then

1296
01:10:12,868 --> 01:10:16,830
Unless, of course,
that personage should be

1297
01:10:17,873 --> 01:10:20,083
Invisible

1298
01:10:20,084 --> 01:10:23,545
Inconsequential

1299
01:10:24,130 --> 01:10:27,758
Me

1300
01:10:29,844 --> 01:10:32,637
Cellophane

1301
01:10:32,638 --> 01:10:35,515
Mister Cellophane

1302
01:10:35,516 --> 01:10:38,309
Shoulda been my name

1303
01:10:38,310 --> 01:10:41,146
Mister Cellophane

1304
01:10:41,147 --> 01:10:44,858
'Cause you can look
right through me

1305
01:10:44,859 --> 01:10:47,944
Walk right by me

1306
01:10:47,945 --> 01:10:51,322
And never know I'm there

1307
01:10:51,323 --> 01:10:54,033
I tell ya

1308
01:10:54,034 --> 01:10:55,827
Cellophane

1309
01:10:55,828 --> 01:10:58,663
Mister Cellophane

1310
01:10:58,664 --> 01:11:01,624
Shoulda been my name

1311
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:04,085
Mister Cellophane

1312
01:11:04,086 --> 01:11:08,047
'Cause you can look
right through me

1313
01:11:08,048 --> 01:11:11,259
Walk right by me

1314
01:11:11,260 --> 01:11:15,639
And never know I'm there

1315
01:11:16,307 --> 01:11:18,600
Oh. I didn't see you.

1316
01:11:18,601 --> 01:11:21,145
Sit down. Sit down.

1317
01:11:21,937 --> 01:11:25,273
Look, Andy, I'm afraid
I got to hit you hard.

1318
01:11:25,274 --> 01:11:27,442
And I can only hope
that you'll be big about it.

1319
01:11:27,443 --> 01:11:29,444
Amos. My name is Amos.

1320
01:11:29,445 --> 01:11:30,779
Who said it wasn't?

1321
01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:34,574
Oh, it was the kid's name
I was thinking about, yeah.

1322
01:11:34,575 --> 01:11:36,159
You know when she's due?

1323
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,577
September.

1324
01:11:37,578 --> 01:11:40,622
Oh, but pass out
those cigars, anyway.

1325
01:11:40,623 --> 01:11:42,874
I don't want you
to give a damn when people...

1326
01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:44,709
People what?

1327
01:11:44,710 --> 01:11:45,835
Laugh.

1328
01:11:45,836 --> 01:11:47,462
Laugh?
Why would they laugh?

1329
01:11:47,463 --> 01:11:49,172
'Cause they can count.

1330
01:11:49,173 --> 01:11:50,799
Can you count?

1331
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,176
September.

1332
01:11:55,471 --> 01:11:58,264
Here's a copy
of Roxie's first statement

1333
01:11:58,265 --> 01:11:59,808
from the D.A.'s office.

1334
01:11:59,809 --> 01:12:01,434
It says she hadn't copulated
with you

1335
01:12:01,435 --> 01:12:03,103
for four months
prior to the incident.

1336
01:12:03,104 --> 01:12:05,105
Well, she would know.

1337
01:12:05,106 --> 01:12:08,692
Yeah, I guess we hadn't done
no copulating since...

1338
01:12:10,945 --> 01:12:13,446
Wait a minute.
That don't figure out right.

1339
01:12:13,447 --> 01:12:15,990
I couldn't be the father.

1340
01:12:15,991 --> 01:12:18,785
Forget about that now.
My client needs your support.

1341
01:12:18,786 --> 01:12:20,662
You mean she needs
a meal ticket.

1342
01:12:20,663 --> 01:12:22,122
That's all I ever been.

1343
01:12:22,123 --> 01:12:24,457
This time she's gone too far.

1344
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:27,335
What are you gonna do?
Divorce her?

1345
01:12:27,336 --> 01:12:28,795
You're damn right!

1346
01:12:28,796 --> 01:12:30,881
I'll divorce her!

1347
01:12:31,966 --> 01:12:34,468
She probably won't even notice.

1348
01:12:38,305 --> 01:12:41,016
Yeah?
Yeah, put him through.

1349
01:12:42,643 --> 01:12:46,521
A human being's made
of more than air

1350
01:12:46,522 --> 01:12:50,692
With all that bulk,
you're bound to see him there

1351
01:12:50,693 --> 01:12:54,363
Unless that human being
next to you

1352
01:12:55,656 --> 01:12:58,241
Is unimpressive

1353
01:12:58,242 --> 01:13:00,493
Undistinguished

1354
01:13:00,494 --> 01:13:02,078
You

1355
01:13:02,079 --> 01:13:03,997
Know

1356
01:13:03,998 --> 01:13:06,749
Who

1357
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,001
You still here, Andy?

1358
01:13:08,002 --> 01:13:11,379
Yeah, I'm still here.

1359
01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:12,756
I think.

1360
01:13:14,550 --> 01:13:17,594
Shoulda been my name

1361
01:13:17,595 --> 01:13:20,180
Mister Cellophane

1362
01:13:20,181 --> 01:13:24,267
'Cause you can look
right through me

1363
01:13:24,268 --> 01:13:27,187
Walk right by me

1364
01:13:27,188 --> 01:13:30,815
And never know I'm there

1365
01:13:30,816 --> 01:13:33,109
I tell ya

1366
01:13:33,110 --> 01:13:34,944
Cellophane

1367
01:13:34,945 --> 01:13:37,781
Mister Cellophane

1368
01:13:37,782 --> 01:13:40,617
Shoulda been my name

1369
01:13:40,618 --> 01:13:43,119
Mister Cellophane

1370
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,581
'Cause you can look
right through me

1371
01:13:46,582 --> 01:13:49,751
Walk right by me

1372
01:13:49,752 --> 01:13:55,298
And never know I'm there

1373
01:13:55,299 --> 01:13:58,384
Never even

1374
01:13:58,385 --> 01:14:04,266
Know

1375
01:14:05,434 --> 01:14:10,022
I'm there

1376
01:14:13,609 --> 01:14:17,446
I hope I didn't take up
too much of your time.

1377
01:14:22,118 --> 01:14:24,327
I've been waiting 10 minutes.
Don't do that again.

1378
01:14:24,328 --> 01:14:27,455
This dress makes me look like
a Woolworth's lampshade.

1379
01:14:27,456 --> 01:14:28,581
I'm not wearing this.

1380
01:14:28,582 --> 01:14:30,583
You're wearing it
because I tell you to wear it.

1381
01:14:30,584 --> 01:14:32,836
When Andy's on the stand,
I want you to be knitting.

1382
01:14:32,837 --> 01:14:35,004
Knitting?
Oh, for Christ sakes.

1383
01:14:35,005 --> 01:14:36,965
- A baby garment.
- I don't know how to knit!

1384
01:14:36,966 --> 01:14:37,424
Then learn.

1385
01:14:37,425 --> 01:14:39,968
That is no way
to win a jury's sympathy.

1386
01:14:39,969 --> 01:14:41,594
Oh, you don't need advice
anymore.

1387
01:14:41,595 --> 01:14:44,139
Lookit here, Mr. Mouthpiece...

1388
01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:47,350
it seems to me
that I am the one

1389
01:14:47,351 --> 01:14:48,935
who's coming up
with the good ideas.

1390
01:14:48,936 --> 01:14:51,146
I am sick of everybody
telling me what to do.

1391
01:14:51,147 --> 01:14:53,314
You treat me like dirt.

1392
01:14:53,315 --> 01:14:56,192
You treat me like I'm some
dumb common criminal.

1393
01:14:56,193 --> 01:14:58,153
But you are.

1394
01:14:58,154 --> 01:15:01,281
Well, it's better than being
a greasy Mick lawyer.

1395
01:15:01,282 --> 01:15:03,032
Who happens to be
saving your ass!

1396
01:15:03,033 --> 01:15:05,326
Who's out for all he can steal!

1397
01:15:05,327 --> 01:15:07,412
Maybe you'd like
to appear in court without me.

1398
01:15:07,413 --> 01:15:08,746
Well, maybe I could.

1399
01:15:08,747 --> 01:15:10,081
Have you read
the morning papers?

1400
01:15:10,082 --> 01:15:11,249
They love me!

1401
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:13,877
Wise up! They'd love you
a lot more if you were hanged.

1402
01:15:13,878 --> 01:15:16,087
You know why?
'Cause they'd sell more papers.

1403
01:15:16,088 --> 01:15:17,172
You're fired.

1404
01:15:17,173 --> 01:15:18,507
I quit.

1405
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:22,927
Any lawyer in this town
would die to have my case.

1406
01:15:22,928 --> 01:15:25,930
You are a phony celebrity.
You're a flash in the pan.

1407
01:15:25,931 --> 01:15:29,393
In a couple of weeks, no one's
gonna give a shit about you.

1408
01:15:29,769 --> 01:15:32,021
That's Chicago.

1409
01:15:40,780 --> 01:15:42,447
What happened?

1410
01:15:42,448 --> 01:15:44,115
It's the Hunyak.

1411
01:15:44,116 --> 01:15:46,075
She lost her last appeal.

1412
01:15:46,076 --> 01:15:47,745
So what's that mean?

1413
01:15:48,621 --> 01:15:53,417
Well, that means that next week,
she's gonna...

1414
01:16:05,554 --> 01:16:09,390
This is Mary Sunshine coming to
you from the Cook County Jail...

1415
01:16:09,391 --> 01:16:12,227
where history
will be made today.

1416
01:16:12,228 --> 01:16:15,396
Katalin Helinski
will become the first woman

1417
01:16:15,397 --> 01:16:18,942
in the state of Illinois
to be executed.

1418
01:16:18,943 --> 01:16:20,235
And so, ladies and gentlemen...

1419
01:16:20,236 --> 01:16:22,070
And now,
ladies and gentlemen...

1420
01:16:22,071 --> 01:16:24,405
for your pleasure
and your entertainment...

1421
01:16:24,406 --> 01:16:27,283
we proudly present
Katalin Helinski

1422
01:16:27,284 --> 01:16:31,455
and her famous
Hungarian disappearing act.

1423
01:18:07,802 --> 01:18:11,554
You know,
it's really not that bad.

1424
01:18:11,555 --> 01:18:13,389
You clear about everything
we agreed on?

1425
01:18:13,390 --> 01:18:15,975
Yep. I've been up all night
rehearsing.

1426
01:18:15,976 --> 01:18:18,228
What do you do when Harrison
starts coming after you?

1427
01:18:18,229 --> 01:18:20,188
I sit still
and look straight ahead...

1428
01:18:20,189 --> 01:18:21,231
never at the jury.

1429
01:18:21,232 --> 01:18:23,733
- And?
- And I look modest.

1430
01:18:23,734 --> 01:18:26,361
- And?
- And...

1431
01:18:26,362 --> 01:18:28,321
- And say nothing.
- That's right.

1432
01:18:28,322 --> 01:18:29,906
- That was the deal, right?
- Right.

1433
01:18:29,907 --> 01:18:32,408
You asked me back.
I do all the talking this time.

1434
01:18:32,409 --> 01:18:35,036
Absolutely, Billy.
Whatever you say.

1435
01:18:35,037 --> 01:18:37,455
Mr. Flynn.
His Honor's here.

1436
01:18:37,456 --> 01:18:39,041
Thank you.

1437
01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,960
You ready?

1438
01:18:41,961 --> 01:18:43,879
Yeah.

1439
01:18:50,094 --> 01:18:52,429
I'm scared.

1440
01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:56,599
Ah, don't be.

1441
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,059
I've been around a long time.

1442
01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:00,771
Believe me. You got
nothing to worry about.

1443
01:19:03,023 --> 01:19:06,860
It's all a circus.
A three-ring circus.

1444
01:19:06,861 --> 01:19:10,905
These trials, the whole world.

1445
01:19:10,906 --> 01:19:13,242
It's all show business.

1446
01:19:14,577 --> 01:19:16,453
But, kid...

1447
01:19:17,413 --> 01:19:19,957
You're working with a star.

1448
01:19:25,629 --> 01:19:30,258
Give 'em
the old razzle dazzle

1449
01:19:30,259 --> 01:19:32,302
Razzle dazzle 'em

1450
01:19:33,888 --> 01:19:37,891
Give 'em an act
with lots of flash in it

1451
01:19:37,892 --> 01:19:41,728
And the reaction
will be passionate

1452
01:19:41,729 --> 01:19:45,899
Give 'em
the old hocus pocus

1453
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:48,193
Bead and feather 'em

1454
01:19:49,779 --> 01:19:56,744
How can they see
with sequins in their eyes?

1455
01:19:57,495 --> 01:20:01,331
What if your hinges
all are rusting?

1456
01:20:01,332 --> 01:20:05,293
What if, in fact,
you're just disgusting?

1457
01:20:05,294 --> 01:20:07,796
Razzle dazzle 'em

1458
01:20:07,797 --> 01:20:11,967
And they'll never catch wise

1459
01:20:24,939 --> 01:20:29,442
Give 'em
the old razzle dazzle

1460
01:20:29,443 --> 01:20:32,363
Razzle dazzle 'em

1461
01:20:32,822 --> 01:20:36,950
Give 'em a show
that's so splendiferous

1462
01:20:36,951 --> 01:20:41,037
Row after row
will grow vociferous

1463
01:20:41,038 --> 01:20:45,125
Give 'em
the old flimflam flummox

1464
01:20:45,126 --> 01:20:47,503
Fool and fracture 'em

1465
01:20:48,504 --> 01:20:54,301
How can they hear the truth
above the roar?

1466
01:20:56,679 --> 01:21:00,515
Throw 'em a fake
and a finagle

1467
01:21:00,516 --> 01:21:04,561
They'll never know
you're just a bagel

1468
01:21:04,937 --> 01:21:06,771
Razzle dazzle 'em

1469
01:21:06,772 --> 01:21:12,194
And they'll beg you for more

1470
01:21:12,486 --> 01:21:13,987
- I object!
- Sustained.

1471
01:21:13,988 --> 01:21:17,116
Your Honor, I haven't even
asked the question yet.

1472
01:21:27,543 --> 01:21:31,838
Give 'em
the old double whammy

1473
01:21:31,839 --> 01:21:34,591
Daze and dizzy 'em

1474
01:21:35,009 --> 01:21:39,053
Back since the days
of old Methuselah

1475
01:21:39,054 --> 01:21:43,851
Everyone loves
the big bamboozler

1476
01:21:44,643 --> 01:21:48,563
Give 'em
the old three-ring circus

1477
01:21:48,564 --> 01:21:51,483
Stun and stagger 'em

1478
01:21:52,359 --> 01:21:58,949
When you're in trouble,
go into your dance

1479
01:21:59,867 --> 01:22:03,745
Though you are stiffer
than a girder

1480
01:22:03,746 --> 01:22:07,916
They'll let you get away
with murder

1481
01:22:07,917 --> 01:22:09,918
Razzle dazzle 'em

1482
01:22:09,919 --> 01:22:13,589
And you got a romance

1483
01:22:14,215 --> 01:22:15,632
Hello, Amos.

1484
01:22:16,092 --> 01:22:17,550
Amos.

1485
01:22:17,551 --> 01:22:19,385
That's right, Mr. Flynn.
Amos.

1486
01:22:19,386 --> 01:22:22,263
Amos, when did you file suit
for divorce?

1487
01:22:22,264 --> 01:22:23,431
A month ago.

1488
01:22:23,432 --> 01:22:25,767
Was there any reason
at this time?

1489
01:22:25,768 --> 01:22:26,768
I'll say.

1490
01:22:26,769 --> 01:22:30,230
The newspapers said Roxie
was expecting a little stranger.

1491
01:22:30,231 --> 01:22:32,649
That's hardly grounds
for divorce, is it?

1492
01:22:32,650 --> 01:22:35,194
A little too much
of a stranger.

1493
01:22:35,444 --> 01:22:39,155
You mean you doubted
the paternity of the child.

1494
01:22:39,156 --> 01:22:40,156
Well, sure.

1495
01:22:40,157 --> 01:22:42,575
Tell me, Amos.
You share a bed with your wife?

1496
01:22:42,576 --> 01:22:43,785
Yes, sir, every night.

1497
01:22:43,786 --> 01:22:45,286
And you expect
this jury to believe

1498
01:22:45,287 --> 01:22:48,832
that you slept
next to this woman every night

1499
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:50,625
without exercising your rights
as a husband?

1500
01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:52,335
Well, I could've
if I wanted to.

1501
01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:54,254
- Oh, but you didn't.
- No, I did.

1502
01:22:54,255 --> 01:22:55,588
- Did what?
- Want to.

1503
01:22:55,589 --> 01:22:57,173
- But you didn't.
- Didn't what?

1504
01:22:57,174 --> 01:22:59,926
- What you wanted.
- Wait. I'm getting confused.

1505
01:22:59,927 --> 01:23:04,097
Did you ever question
Roxie herself?

1506
01:23:04,098 --> 01:23:06,975
Did you ask her if you were
the father of her child?

1507
01:23:06,976 --> 01:23:08,226
No, sir.

1508
01:23:08,227 --> 01:23:10,645
But if you became convinced
that you were wrong...

1509
01:23:10,646 --> 01:23:12,981
you'd be man enough to admit it.

1510
01:23:12,982 --> 01:23:16,151
You'd take her back
if Roxie swore

1511
01:23:16,152 --> 01:23:17,861
that you were the father.

1512
01:23:17,862 --> 01:23:19,863
- Which she does.
- She does?

1513
01:23:22,616 --> 01:23:24,993
She does! She does!

1514
01:23:24,994 --> 01:23:26,536
No more questions!

1515
01:23:26,537 --> 01:23:28,496
You can step down now.

1516
01:23:28,497 --> 01:23:31,124
Well done, Andy.

1517
01:23:31,125 --> 01:23:33,836
Oh, Roxie, I'm so sorry.

1518
01:23:39,133 --> 01:23:40,551
Aw!

1519
01:23:46,390 --> 01:23:50,643
Give 'em
the old razzle dazzle

1520
01:23:50,644 --> 01:23:53,731
Razzle dazzle 'em

1521
01:23:53,981 --> 01:24:00,863
Show 'em the first-rate
sorcerer you are

1522
01:24:01,572 --> 01:24:05,408
Long as you keep 'em
way off balance

1523
01:24:05,409 --> 01:24:09,913
How can they spot
you got no talents?

1524
01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:12,082
Razzle dazzle 'em

1525
01:24:16,253 --> 01:24:19,089
This is the moment
we've been waiting for.

1526
01:24:19,090 --> 01:24:21,883
Roxie Hart
finally takes the stand

1527
01:24:21,884 --> 01:24:23,719
in her own defense.

1528
01:24:24,136 --> 01:24:34,021
And they'll make you
a star

1529
01:24:35,856 --> 01:24:37,733
Order! Order!

1530
01:24:40,903 --> 01:24:42,320
Proceed, Mr. Flynn.

1531
01:24:42,321 --> 01:24:44,072
Roxie,
I have here a statement

1532
01:24:44,073 --> 01:24:47,117
in which you admit to having
illicit relations

1533
01:24:47,118 --> 01:24:48,618
with the deceased,
Fred Casely.

1534
01:24:48,619 --> 01:24:50,120
Is this true or false?

1535
01:24:50,121 --> 01:24:51,579
I'm afraid that's true.

1536
01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,581
You're an honest girl, Roxie.

1537
01:24:53,582 --> 01:24:56,459
When did you first meet
Fred Casely?

1538
01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:58,962
When he sold Amos and me
our furniture.

1539
01:24:58,963 --> 01:25:00,922
Your personal relationship
with him -

1540
01:25:00,923 --> 01:25:02,632
could you tell the jury
when that began?

1541
01:25:02,633 --> 01:25:05,927
When I permitted him
to escort me home one night.

1542
01:25:05,928 --> 01:25:07,929
I don't think
I would've gone with him

1543
01:25:07,930 --> 01:25:11,099
if Mr. Hart and me hadn't
quarrelled that very morning.

1544
01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:12,559
- Quarrelled?
- Yes, sir.

1545
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,936
Well, I suppose
it was his fault.

1546
01:25:14,937 --> 01:25:17,730
Oh, no, sir.
It was my fault.

1547
01:25:17,731 --> 01:25:20,733
I suppose I just couldn't stop
pestering him.

1548
01:25:20,734 --> 01:25:22,402
Pestering him?
About what?

1549
01:25:22,403 --> 01:25:25,405
I didn't like him working
those long hours at the garage.

1550
01:25:25,406 --> 01:25:27,407
I wanted him home with me...

1551
01:25:27,408 --> 01:25:30,243
to darn his socks
and iron his shirts.

1552
01:25:30,244 --> 01:25:33,413
I wanted a real home
and a child.

1553
01:25:33,414 --> 01:25:35,749
So you drifted
into this illicit relationship

1554
01:25:35,750 --> 01:25:37,917
because you were unhappy
at home.

1555
01:25:37,918 --> 01:25:41,463
Yes. I was most unhappy.

1556
01:25:42,256 --> 01:25:43,590
Roxie Hart!

1557
01:25:43,591 --> 01:25:46,593
The state has accused you
of the murder of Fred Casely!

1558
01:25:46,594 --> 01:25:48,595
Are you guilty or not guilty?

1559
01:25:48,596 --> 01:25:51,264
I'm not guilty.
I'm not guilty.

1560
01:25:51,265 --> 01:25:54,434
I killed him.
I did, but I'm not a criminal.

1561
01:25:54,435 --> 01:25:56,145
I'm not a criminal!

1562
01:26:02,985 --> 01:26:06,655
Do you recall
the night of January 14th?

1563
01:26:06,739 --> 01:26:08,948
Could you tell the jury,
in your own words,

1564
01:26:08,949 --> 01:26:10,658
the happenings of that night?

1565
01:26:10,659 --> 01:26:15,580
Well, when Fred came over,
I told him my good news.

1566
01:26:15,581 --> 01:26:17,415
And what was that?

1567
01:26:17,416 --> 01:26:20,376
That me and Amos
were gonna have a baby.

1568
01:26:20,377 --> 01:26:22,962
And that it was all over
between us.

1569
01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:24,631
What happened then?

1570
01:26:24,632 --> 01:26:27,009
Well, then...

1571
01:26:29,678 --> 01:26:31,471
Then...

1572
01:26:31,472 --> 01:26:33,139
Did he threaten you, Roxie?

1573
01:26:33,140 --> 01:26:35,141
Objection, Your Honor.
Counsel is leading the witness!

1574
01:26:35,142 --> 01:26:36,894
Sustained.

1575
01:26:39,105 --> 01:26:43,942
What did Casely say
when you told him the news?

1576
01:26:43,943 --> 01:26:47,779
"I'll kill you before I'll see
you have another man's child!"

1577
01:26:47,780 --> 01:26:50,490
Could you tell the audience -
the jury - what happened next?

1578
01:26:50,491 --> 01:26:53,618
Well, in his passion,
he tore off my robe...

1579
01:26:53,619 --> 01:26:55,453
and he threw me on the bed.

1580
01:26:55,454 --> 01:26:58,832
And Mr. Hart's pistol
was lying there between us.

1581
01:26:58,833 --> 01:26:59,874
And then?

1582
01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:02,043
We both reached for the gun,
but I got it first.

1583
01:27:02,044 --> 01:27:05,547
Then he came toward me with
this funny look in his eyes.

1584
01:27:05,548 --> 01:27:07,382
He was angry and wild!

1585
01:27:07,383 --> 01:27:09,092
- Wild!
- Wild!

1586
01:27:09,093 --> 01:27:10,677
Did you think
he meant to kill you?

1587
01:27:10,678 --> 01:27:12,387
Oh, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

1588
01:27:12,388 --> 01:27:13,888
So it was his life or yours?

1589
01:27:13,889 --> 01:27:15,056
And not just mine.

1590
01:27:15,057 --> 01:27:18,017
I closed my eyes, and I shot!

1591
01:27:18,018 --> 01:27:19,727
In defense of your life!

1592
01:27:19,728 --> 01:27:24,775
To save my husband's
innocent, unborn child!

1593
01:27:28,696 --> 01:27:29,947
- Roxie!
- Order!

1594
01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:33,700
What a bull's-eye, huh?

1595
01:27:33,701 --> 01:27:36,244
Order in this court!

1596
01:27:36,245 --> 01:27:38,079
I'll clear this court
if necessary.

1597
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,415
There's pandemonium
here in the courtroom.

1598
01:27:40,416 --> 01:27:42,083
Order! Bailiff!

1599
01:27:42,084 --> 01:27:44,210
Mrs. Hart's behavior
throughout this ordeal

1600
01:27:44,211 --> 01:27:45,587
has been truly extraordinary.

1601
01:27:45,588 --> 01:27:46,755
Yeah, I bet it has.

1602
01:27:46,756 --> 01:27:48,465
Opening her eyes,
she fans herself

1603
01:27:48,466 --> 01:27:50,258
with her attorney's
handkerchief.

1604
01:27:50,259 --> 01:27:53,094
- Handkerchief?
- Poor child has had no relief.

1605
01:27:53,095 --> 01:27:56,264
She looks around bewildered,
seeming to want something.

1606
01:27:56,265 --> 01:27:57,807
Oh, it's a glass of water.

1607
01:27:57,808 --> 01:27:59,184
Oh, Mama, that was my bit!

1608
01:27:59,185 --> 01:28:01,561
I told Billy I was gonna
do that at my trial!

1609
01:28:01,562 --> 01:28:04,481
But now her eyes
flutter wildly, and she -

1610
01:28:04,482 --> 01:28:06,900
Mrs. Hart has fainted again.

1611
01:28:06,901 --> 01:28:08,067
Oh, jeez.

1612
01:28:08,068 --> 01:28:10,904
She slumps over, her chiffon
dress up around her knees,

1613
01:28:10,905 --> 01:28:14,240
revealing a glimpse of a blue
garter with a rhinestone buckle.

1614
01:28:14,241 --> 01:28:16,075
Oh, Mama, she stole my garter.

1615
01:28:16,076 --> 01:28:19,704
- She stole my garter!
- Don't break my radio!

1616
01:28:19,705 --> 01:28:21,748
First, the slob
steals my publicity.

1617
01:28:21,749 --> 01:28:23,541
Then she steals my lawyer,
my trial date.

1618
01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:25,001
Now my goddamn garter!

1619
01:28:25,002 --> 01:28:26,252
What do you expect?

1620
01:28:26,253 --> 01:28:28,755
These days
you get a little success...

1621
01:28:28,756 --> 01:28:32,092
and it's good riddance
to the people who put you there.

1622
01:28:32,093 --> 01:28:34,094
There ain't no justice
in the world.

1623
01:28:34,095 --> 01:28:36,763
And there ain't nothing
you can do about it.

1624
01:28:36,764 --> 01:28:38,431
Nerts to that.

1625
01:28:38,432 --> 01:28:41,476
You think I got you up here just
so you can listen to my radio?

1626
01:28:41,477 --> 01:28:44,354
People write some
pretty interesting things

1627
01:28:44,355 --> 01:28:46,815
when they think
no one's looking.

1628
01:28:53,781 --> 01:28:56,200
Oh, Mama.

1629
01:28:57,451 --> 01:28:59,828
The state
calls a rebuttal witness.

1630
01:29:10,548 --> 01:29:12,215
Left hand on the Bible,
raise your right hand.

1631
01:29:12,216 --> 01:29:14,801
You swear to tell the truth,
so help you God?

1632
01:29:14,802 --> 01:29:15,969
And then some.

1633
01:29:15,970 --> 01:29:17,596
Have a seat.

1634
01:29:18,139 --> 01:29:20,390
Would you state your name
for the record, please?

1635
01:29:20,391 --> 01:29:21,558
Velma Kelly.

1636
01:29:21,559 --> 01:29:23,518
Miss Kelly,
will you please tell the court

1637
01:29:23,519 --> 01:29:25,311
if the object I am holding
is the one

1638
01:29:25,312 --> 01:29:27,772
you happened to come upon
in the defendant's jail cell?

1639
01:29:27,773 --> 01:29:29,023
Yes, it is.

1640
01:29:29,024 --> 01:29:30,984
I submit this as Exhibit "X."

1641
01:29:30,985 --> 01:29:32,986
Roxie Hart's diary.

1642
01:29:32,987 --> 01:29:34,487
I object!

1643
01:29:34,488 --> 01:29:36,573
My client has never kept
a diary.

1644
01:29:36,574 --> 01:29:39,492
And even if she did, this
would be invasion of privacy

1645
01:29:39,493 --> 01:29:40,910
in violation
of the Fourth Amendment

1646
01:29:40,911 --> 01:29:42,412
and illegal search
without a warrant.

1647
01:29:42,413 --> 01:29:45,082
Yeah.
And she broke the lock.

1648
01:29:46,417 --> 01:29:48,209
Order! Order!

1649
01:29:48,210 --> 01:29:51,546
Well, that settles that.
I'll allow it.

1650
01:29:51,547 --> 01:29:54,883
What's the big deal?
It's just a bunch of doodlings.

1651
01:29:54,884 --> 01:29:57,011
If you would read
for us, please.

1652
01:29:57,511 --> 01:30:00,222
I haven't worked in a while.

1653
01:30:00,514 --> 01:30:04,225
"What a laugh,
plugging Fred Casely.

1654
01:30:04,226 --> 01:30:06,269
The big baboon had it coming.

1655
01:30:06,270 --> 01:30:09,939
I'm just sorry
I only got to kill him once."

1656
01:30:09,940 --> 01:30:11,357
I never wrote that!

1657
01:30:11,358 --> 01:30:12,525
You...

1658
01:30:12,526 --> 01:30:14,110
Hey, she made that up!

1659
01:30:14,111 --> 01:30:16,613
- Order! Order!
- She made that up!

1660
01:30:17,782 --> 01:30:20,742
Please, Mr. Flynn,
get control of your client.

1661
01:30:20,743 --> 01:30:22,577
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
It won't happen again.

1662
01:30:22,578 --> 01:30:25,705
Sit down. Shut up.
It's only making it worse.

1663
01:30:25,706 --> 01:30:27,999
I have no more questions.

1664
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,419
Your witness, Mr. Flynn.

1665
01:30:31,962 --> 01:30:35,257
Ladies and gentlemen,
a tap dance.

1666
01:30:41,388 --> 01:30:44,641
Miss Kelly, did you make a deal
with Mr. Harrison?

1667
01:30:45,810 --> 01:30:47,727
Maybe to drop
all charges against you

1668
01:30:47,728 --> 01:30:49,395
in exchange for testifying?

1669
01:30:49,396 --> 01:30:51,398
Well, sure.
I'm not a complete idiot.

1670
01:30:53,734 --> 01:30:55,819
Good. Good.

1671
01:30:55,820 --> 01:30:58,613
Since you gave
such an impressive performance

1672
01:30:58,614 --> 01:31:01,741
for Mr. Harrison, maybe
you'd do me the same honor.

1673
01:31:01,742 --> 01:31:03,494
- I'd be delighted.
- Thank you.

1674
01:31:05,871 --> 01:31:07,205
"Fred Casely assured me

1675
01:31:07,206 --> 01:31:10,417
he'd get me an audition
down at the Onyx.

1676
01:31:10,418 --> 01:31:12,419
Then he reneged on his pledge,

1677
01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:14,921
and that was my motive
for attacking him."

1678
01:31:14,922 --> 01:31:17,340
Pretty fancy way of saying
"He's a big fat liar

1679
01:31:17,341 --> 01:31:19,593
who welshed on a deal,
so I shot him."

1680
01:31:22,930 --> 01:31:25,098
"Amos accused me
of having an affair...

1681
01:31:25,099 --> 01:31:29,769
so I told him that the charge
was erroneous."

1682
01:31:29,770 --> 01:31:30,937
Objection, Your Honor!

1683
01:31:30,938 --> 01:31:32,772
Mr. Flynn is twisting
this evidence

1684
01:31:32,773 --> 01:31:34,941
to draw conclusions
that are specious and...

1685
01:31:34,942 --> 01:31:36,694
- Erroneous?
- Exactly!

1686
01:31:37,945 --> 01:31:40,656
Order! Order!

1687
01:31:42,491 --> 01:31:44,993
Miss Kelly, do you know
the meaning of the word perjury?

1688
01:31:44,994 --> 01:31:47,120
- Yes, I do.
- Do you know it's a crime?

1689
01:31:47,121 --> 01:31:48,997
Yes.

1690
01:31:48,998 --> 01:31:51,958
If it turns out that you knew
that this diary was a fake...

1691
01:31:51,959 --> 01:31:55,128
I'd hate to think of you rotting
in prison for the next 10 years.

1692
01:31:55,129 --> 01:31:56,880
Since you won your freedom.

1693
01:31:56,881 --> 01:31:59,550
Look, all I know
is what I was told.

1694
01:32:02,970 --> 01:32:04,721
Oh, so, all right.

1695
01:32:04,722 --> 01:32:09,018
So you didn't find
this diary in Roxie's cell?

1696
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:11,269
No.

1697
01:32:11,270 --> 01:32:14,022
Mama - Miss Morton
gave it to me.

1698
01:32:14,023 --> 01:32:15,815
She said someone sent it to her.

1699
01:32:15,816 --> 01:32:19,486
Someone? Any idea who this
mysterious benefactor might be?

1700
01:32:19,487 --> 01:32:20,987
No. She didn't know.

1701
01:32:20,988 --> 01:32:22,989
All right, let's see
if we can work this out.

1702
01:32:22,990 --> 01:32:28,036
Someone who writes
about reneging on pledges

1703
01:32:28,037 --> 01:32:31,164
and erroneous charges.

1704
01:32:31,165 --> 01:32:33,625
Call me crazy. Doesn't that
sound like a lawyer?

1705
01:32:33,626 --> 01:32:38,838
A lawyer who had a sample
of my client's handwriting.

1706
01:32:38,839 --> 01:32:40,673
Mr. Harrison,
didn't you ask Roxie

1707
01:32:40,674 --> 01:32:42,509
to write out a confession?

1708
01:32:42,510 --> 01:32:45,428
Yes. You're not suggesting
I tampered with evidence?

1709
01:32:45,429 --> 01:32:48,056
No. I wouldn't.
Don't be ridiculous.

1710
01:32:48,057 --> 01:32:51,726
No. That's thoroughly
and utterly absurd.

1711
01:32:51,727 --> 01:32:53,103
Now that you mention it...

1712
01:32:53,104 --> 01:32:54,395
Your Honor,
this is outrageous!

1713
01:32:54,396 --> 01:32:56,147
I know. I agree.

1714
01:32:56,148 --> 01:32:57,982
To even suggest
that the prosecutor

1715
01:32:57,983 --> 01:33:00,902
would make a thieves' bargain
with Velma Kelly...

1716
01:33:00,903 --> 01:33:03,696
then fabricate the very evidence
that set her free!

1717
01:33:03,697 --> 01:33:05,865
Just so you can win
another case

1718
01:33:05,866 --> 01:33:08,243
and move one step closer
to the Governor's Mansion!

1719
01:33:08,244 --> 01:33:11,871
Why, it's simply beyond
all imagining!

1720
01:33:11,872 --> 01:33:13,206
I'll hold you in contempt!

1721
01:33:13,207 --> 01:33:15,708
No, it is not even conceivable!

1722
01:33:15,709 --> 01:33:18,086
But if it were,
wouldn't it be time to say:

1723
01:33:18,087 --> 01:33:20,964
"Come clean, Mr. Harrison"?

1724
01:33:20,965 --> 01:33:23,925
Even in Chicago, this kind
of corruption cannot stand!

1725
01:33:23,926 --> 01:33:25,468
Will not stand!

1726
01:33:25,469 --> 01:33:27,053
That's enough, Mr. Flynn!

1727
01:33:27,054 --> 01:33:28,721
I agree, Your Honor!

1728
01:33:28,722 --> 01:33:30,641
It is enough!

1729
01:33:31,559 --> 01:33:33,769
The defense rests.

1730
01:33:38,274 --> 01:33:40,984
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Mary Sunshine...

1731
01:33:40,985 --> 01:33:44,279
reporting live from
the Cook County Courthouse.

1732
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:48,116
The city of Chicago has come
to a complete standstill...

1733
01:33:48,117 --> 01:33:52,120
as the trial of the century
finally draws to a close.

1734
01:33:52,121 --> 01:33:54,956
Mrs. Hart sits quietly
at the defense table.

1735
01:33:54,957 --> 01:33:56,332
Hands folded.

1736
01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:59,627
Wondering what fate
has in store for her.

1737
01:33:59,628 --> 01:34:02,088
And now a hush
falls over the courtroom...

1738
01:34:02,089 --> 01:34:05,801
as the 12 men of the jury file
slowly back to their seats.

1739
01:34:07,595 --> 01:34:11,181
Gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?

1740
01:34:12,099 --> 01:34:13,726
We have, Your Honor.

1741
01:34:14,602 --> 01:34:16,520
The jury has reached
a verdict.

1742
01:34:17,605 --> 01:34:19,815
Will the defendant please rise?

1743
01:34:22,610 --> 01:34:25,153
What is your verdict?

1744
01:34:25,154 --> 01:34:28,198
We, the jury,
find the defendant...

1745
01:34:41,462 --> 01:34:44,172
Roxie Hart is innocent!
She's innocent!

1746
01:34:44,173 --> 01:34:45,298
Get your paper!

1747
01:34:45,299 --> 01:34:48,093
Roxie Hart is free!
She's free!

1748
01:35:05,486 --> 01:35:06,402
Come on! Move it!

1749
01:35:06,403 --> 01:35:09,740
First she shoots the husband,
then she plugs the lawyer.

1750
01:35:14,370 --> 01:35:17,414
Don't you want
to take my picture?

1751
01:35:18,082 --> 01:35:21,251
I'm the famous Roxie Hart.

1752
01:35:21,252 --> 01:35:22,752
Hey, what happened?

1753
01:35:22,753 --> 01:35:25,673
Billy, what the hell happened?

1754
01:35:25,673 --> 01:35:27,173
This is Chicago, kid.

1755
01:35:27,174 --> 01:35:28,842
You can't beat fresh blood
on the walls.

1756
01:35:28,843 --> 01:35:31,594
But my publicity, Billy.
My name in the papers.

1757
01:35:31,595 --> 01:35:32,762
I was counting on that.

1758
01:35:32,763 --> 01:35:34,556
Your gratitude
is overwhelming, kid.

1759
01:35:34,557 --> 01:35:35,682
I just saved your life.

1760
01:35:35,683 --> 01:35:37,475
Yeah, and you got $5,000.

1761
01:35:37,476 --> 01:35:39,686
And what do I get?
I get nothing?

1762
01:35:39,687 --> 01:35:41,771
It's $10,000
once I collect from Velma.

1763
01:35:41,772 --> 01:35:43,773
I get nothing?

1764
01:35:43,774 --> 01:35:46,192
Oh, don't forget
your blessed diary.

1765
01:35:46,193 --> 01:35:50,906
Hope you don't mind.
I added a few erroneous phrases.

1766
01:35:53,701 --> 01:35:55,535
Sorry I couldn't tell you.

1767
01:35:55,536 --> 01:35:57,621
Couldn't take a chance.

1768
01:35:58,497 --> 01:36:00,582
I never lost a case.

1769
01:36:03,210 --> 01:36:07,256
You're a free woman,
Roxie Hart.

1770
01:36:07,590 --> 01:36:10,801
And God save Illinois.

1771
01:36:23,230 --> 01:36:25,107
What do you want?

1772
01:36:25,983 --> 01:36:28,360
I want you to come home.

1773
01:36:28,903 --> 01:36:32,614
You said you still wanted to.
And the baby.

1774
01:36:32,615 --> 01:36:35,159
Baby? What baby?

1775
01:36:36,410 --> 01:36:40,080
Oh, Jesus.

1776
01:36:40,081 --> 01:36:42,415
What do you take me for?

1777
01:36:42,416 --> 01:36:45,669
There ain't no baby.

1778
01:36:46,587 --> 01:36:48,255
There ain't no baby?

1779
01:36:52,927 --> 01:36:56,304
They didn't even want
my picture.

1780
01:36:56,305 --> 01:37:00,851
I can't understand that.

1781
01:37:05,940 --> 01:37:09,526
Why didn't they even want
my picture?

1782
01:37:17,952 --> 01:37:20,578
It's good

1783
01:37:20,579 --> 01:37:23,248
Isn't it grand?

1784
01:37:23,249 --> 01:37:25,917
Isn't it great?

1785
01:37:25,918 --> 01:37:28,586
Isn't it swell?

1786
01:37:28,587 --> 01:37:31,089
Isn't it fun?

1787
01:37:31,090 --> 01:37:33,842
Isn't it?

1788
01:37:33,843 --> 01:37:36,261
Nowadays

1789
01:37:36,262 --> 01:37:38,096
Ladies and gentlemen...

1790
01:37:38,097 --> 01:37:41,684
Miss Roxie Hart says
"Good night."

1791
01:37:45,104 --> 01:37:48,690
There's men everywhere

1792
01:37:48,691 --> 01:37:51,151
Jazz everywhere

1793
01:37:51,152 --> 01:37:53,611
Booze everywhere

1794
01:37:53,612 --> 01:37:56,156
Life everywhere

1795
01:37:56,157 --> 01:37:59,451
Joy everywhere

1796
01:37:59,452 --> 01:38:04,581
Nowadays

1797
01:38:04,915 --> 01:38:10,211
You can like
the life you're livin'

1798
01:38:10,212 --> 01:38:14,549
You can live
the life you like

1799
01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:20,388
You can even marry Harry

1800
01:38:20,389 --> 01:38:24,559
But mess around with Ike

1801
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:27,228
And that's good

1802
01:38:27,229 --> 01:38:29,731
Isn't it grand?

1803
01:38:29,732 --> 01:38:31,900
Isn't it great?

1804
01:38:31,901 --> 01:38:34,235
Isn't it swell?

1805
01:38:34,236 --> 01:38:36,571
Isn't it fun?

1806
01:38:36,572 --> 01:38:38,239
Isn't it?

1807
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:41,452
But nothing

1808
01:38:42,244 --> 01:38:45,414
Stays

1809
01:38:51,587 --> 01:38:56,091
You can like
the life you're living

1810
01:38:56,092 --> 01:38:59,761
You can live
the life you like

1811
01:38:59,762 --> 01:39:02,055
Didn't she kill a guy
awhile back?

1812
01:39:02,056 --> 01:39:04,557
Ah, who can keep them
straight anymore?

1813
01:39:04,558 --> 01:39:08,061
But mess around with Ike

1814
01:39:08,062 --> 01:39:09,896
And that's good

1815
01:39:09,897 --> 01:39:12,398
Isn't it grand?

1816
01:39:12,399 --> 01:39:13,984
Isn't it great?

1817
01:39:14,860 --> 01:39:16,569
That's great!

1818
01:39:16,570 --> 01:39:17,904
We'll be in touch.

1819
01:39:17,905 --> 01:39:20,407
I'm not quite finished yet.

1820
01:39:20,408 --> 01:39:22,075
Wait, wait, wait.
One more.

1821
01:39:22,076 --> 01:39:23,326
I could...

1822
01:39:23,327 --> 01:39:25,578
Just a second.
I'm not -

1823
01:39:25,579 --> 01:39:28,248
God damn it!

1824
01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:31,626
Thank you!

1825
01:39:31,627 --> 01:39:33,462
Here's the music, hon.

1826
01:39:40,136 --> 01:39:42,179
Thanks.

1827
01:39:50,271 --> 01:39:51,938
God damn it.

1828
01:39:51,939 --> 01:39:54,358
You know,
you're really pretty good.

1829
01:39:56,318 --> 01:39:58,654
Yeah, that and a dime.

1830
01:39:59,780 --> 01:40:02,031
What are you doing here?

1831
01:40:02,032 --> 01:40:04,993
I heard you been
making the rounds.

1832
01:40:04,994 --> 01:40:07,620
If it was up to you,
I'd be swinging by now.

1833
01:40:07,621 --> 01:40:09,456
I always knew
Billy would get you off.

1834
01:40:09,457 --> 01:40:11,458
You should learn how
to put things behind you.

1835
01:40:11,459 --> 01:40:12,625
Oh, thank you.

1836
01:40:12,626 --> 01:40:14,294
I'll put that
at the top of my list.

1837
01:40:14,295 --> 01:40:17,005
Right after finding a job
and an apartment with a john.

1838
01:40:17,006 --> 01:40:18,631
Shut up and listen to me!

1839
01:40:18,632 --> 01:40:20,467
You really are something.

1840
01:40:20,468 --> 01:40:23,803
Coming in here
like some goddamn queen bee.

1841
01:40:23,804 --> 01:40:27,390
All full of advice
for a poor slob like me.

1842
01:40:27,391 --> 01:40:30,310
Let me tell you something,
Miss Velma Kelly.

1843
01:40:30,311 --> 01:40:32,145
I got a new life now.

1844
01:40:32,146 --> 01:40:35,398
One of the best things about it
is it don't include you.

1845
01:40:35,399 --> 01:40:37,192
I thought we could help
each other.

1846
01:40:37,193 --> 01:40:38,651
You thought wrong, didn't you?

1847
01:40:38,652 --> 01:40:40,820
Listen to me.

1848
01:40:40,821 --> 01:40:43,323
I talked to this guy downtown.

1849
01:40:43,324 --> 01:40:45,992
He said one jazz killer
is nothing these days...

1850
01:40:45,993 --> 01:40:47,870
but two...

1851
01:40:56,212 --> 01:40:58,671
We could make
a couple of hundred a week.

1852
01:40:58,672 --> 01:41:00,548
Think about it, Roxie.

1853
01:41:00,549 --> 01:41:03,760
Our faces back in the papers.
Our names on the marquee.

1854
01:41:03,761 --> 01:41:06,679
Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart.

1855
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:08,681
Shouldn't it be alphabetical?

1856
01:41:08,682 --> 01:41:10,517
That could work.

1857
01:41:10,518 --> 01:41:12,268
Couple hundred?

1858
01:41:12,269 --> 01:41:14,062
Maybe we could ask for a thou.

1859
01:41:14,063 --> 01:41:15,606
We're worth it.

1860
01:41:17,608 --> 01:41:19,400
Forget it.

1861
01:41:19,401 --> 01:41:21,611
It'll never work.

1862
01:41:21,612 --> 01:41:22,695
Why not?

1863
01:41:22,696 --> 01:41:24,239
'Cause I hate you.

1864
01:41:24,573 --> 01:41:26,366
There's only one business
in the world

1865
01:41:26,367 --> 01:41:29,036
where that's no problem
at all.

1866
01:41:37,128 --> 01:41:38,962
Ladies and gentlemen...

1867
01:41:38,963 --> 01:41:42,424
the Chicago Theater
is proud to announce a first.

1868
01:41:42,425 --> 01:41:46,970
The first time anywhere there's
been an act of this nature.

1869
01:41:46,971 --> 01:41:49,806
Not only one little lady.
But two.

1870
01:41:49,807 --> 01:41:52,142
You've read about them
in the papers.

1871
01:41:52,143 --> 01:41:53,893
And now here they are.

1872
01:41:53,894 --> 01:41:58,231
Chicago's own killer-dillers.
Those scintillating sinners.

1873
01:41:58,232 --> 01:42:01,235
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!

1874
01:42:02,862 --> 01:42:08,241
You can like
the life you're livin'

1875
01:42:08,242 --> 01:42:12,454
You can live
the life you like

1876
01:42:12,455 --> 01:42:18,084
You can even marry Harry

1877
01:42:18,085 --> 01:42:22,088
But mess around with Ike

1878
01:42:22,089 --> 01:42:24,257
And that's good

1879
01:42:24,258 --> 01:42:26,926
Isn't it grand?

1880
01:42:26,927 --> 01:42:29,262
Isn't it great?

1881
01:42:29,263 --> 01:42:31,389
Isn't it swell?

1882
01:42:31,390 --> 01:42:33,725
Isn't it fun?

1883
01:42:33,726 --> 01:42:34,934
Isn't it?

1884
01:42:34,935 --> 01:42:40,106
But nothing stays

1885
01:42:40,107 --> 01:42:44,110
In 50 years or so

1886
01:42:44,111 --> 01:42:48,448
It's gonna change, you know

1887
01:42:48,449 --> 01:42:53,662
But, oh, it's heaven

1888
01:42:54,080 --> 01:42:58,625
Nowadays

1889
01:42:58,626 --> 01:43:01,377
Okay, you babes of jazz,
let's pick up the pace.

1890
01:43:01,378 --> 01:43:04,089
Let's make the parties longer,
the skirts shorter.

1891
01:43:04,090 --> 01:43:06,675
Let's all go to hell
in a fast car and keep it hot!

1892
01:45:04,001 --> 01:45:08,005
Me and Roxie, we'd just like
to say thank you!

1893
01:45:08,672 --> 01:45:10,423
Thank you!

1894
01:45:10,424 --> 01:45:16,138
Believe us, we could not
have done it without you!

1895
01:45:16,430 --> 01:45:18,765
And all

1896
01:45:18,766 --> 01:45:21,643
That

1897
01:45:23,312 --> 01:45:27,858
Jazz

1898
01:45:33,072 --> 01:45:34,990
That jazz

1899
01:45:38,285 --> 01:45:39,662
5, 6, 7, 8...

1900
01:47:06,874 --> 01:47:11,377
While truckin' down
the road of life

1901
01:47:11,378 --> 01:47:15,215
Although all hope
seems gone

1902
01:47:15,216 --> 01:47:18,302
I just move on

1903
01:47:26,393 --> 01:47:30,563
When I can't find
a single star

1904
01:47:30,564 --> 01:47:34,275
To hang my wish upon

1905
01:47:34,276 --> 01:47:37,320
I just move on

1906
01:47:37,321 --> 01:47:42,326
I move on

1907
01:47:44,912 --> 01:47:47,747
I run so fast

1908
01:47:47,748 --> 01:47:49,749
A shotgun blast

1909
01:47:49,750 --> 01:47:52,836
Can hurt me not one bit

1910
01:47:52,837 --> 01:47:55,588
I'm on my toes

1911
01:47:55,589 --> 01:47:57,590
'Cause heaven knows

1912
01:47:57,591 --> 01:48:01,970
A moving target's
hard to hit

1913
01:48:08,394 --> 01:48:13,064
So as we play an ice ballet

1914
01:48:13,065 --> 01:48:16,734
We're not the dying swan

1915
01:48:16,735 --> 01:48:20,071
We just move on

1916
01:48:20,072 --> 01:48:25,494
We move on

1917
01:48:27,246 --> 01:48:30,248
Just when it seems

1918
01:48:30,249 --> 01:48:32,083
We're out of dreams

1919
01:48:32,084 --> 01:48:35,253
And things
have got us down

1920
01:48:35,254 --> 01:48:37,922
We don't despair

1921
01:48:37,923 --> 01:48:39,758
We don't go there

1922
01:48:39,759 --> 01:48:44,513
We hang our bonnets
out of town

1923
01:48:52,146 --> 01:48:54,939
So there's no doubt

1924
01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:57,108
We're well cut out

1925
01:48:57,109 --> 01:49:00,779
To run life's marathon

1926
01:49:00,780 --> 01:49:04,365
We just move on

1927
01:49:04,366 --> 01:49:08,536
We just move on

1928
01:49:08,537 --> 01:49:10,538
So fleet of foot

1929
01:49:10,539 --> 01:49:12,373
We can't stay put

1930
01:49:12,374 --> 01:49:15,877
We just move on

1931
01:49:15,878 --> 01:49:24,303
Yes, we move on

1932
01:49:39,401 --> 01:49:43,489
Come on, babe,
why don't we paint the town

1933
01:49:45,241 --> 01:49:46,741
And all that jazz?

1934
01:49:46,742 --> 01:49:51,664
I'm gonna rouge my knees
and roll my stockings down

1935
01:49:53,249 --> 01:49:55,417
And all that jazz

1936
01:49:55,418 --> 01:49:58,920
Start the car,
I know a whoopee spot

1937
01:49:58,921 --> 01:50:02,757
Where the gin is cold,
but the piano's hot

1938
01:50:02,758 --> 01:50:07,095
It's just a noisy hall
where there's a nightly brawl

1939
01:50:07,096 --> 01:50:09,431
And all

1940
01:50:09,432 --> 01:50:11,766
That

1941
01:50:11,767 --> 01:50:15,354
Jazz

1942
01:50:21,944 --> 01:50:25,364
Find a flask,
we're playing fast and loose

1943
01:50:26,782 --> 01:50:28,783
And all that jazz

1944
01:50:28,784 --> 01:50:32,538
Right up here
is where I store the juice

1945
01:50:33,789 --> 01:50:35,790
And all that jazz

1946
01:50:35,791 --> 01:50:38,793
Come on, babe,
we're gonna brush the sky

1947
01:50:38,794 --> 01:50:42,130
I betcha Lucky Lindy
never flew so high

1948
01:50:42,131 --> 01:50:45,800
'Cause in the stratosphere,
how could he lend an ear

1949
01:50:45,801 --> 01:50:47,969
To all

1950
01:50:47,970 --> 01:50:49,804
That

1951
01:50:49,805 --> 01:50:53,433
Jazz?

1952
01:50:53,434 --> 01:50:57,979
Oh, you're gonna see
your sheba shimmy-shake

1953
01:50:57,980 --> 01:51:00,315
And all that jazz

1954
01:51:00,316 --> 01:51:04,778
Oh, she's gonna shimmy
till her garters break

1955
01:51:04,779 --> 01:51:06,946
And all that jazz

1956
01:51:06,947 --> 01:51:10,450
Show her
where to park her girdle

1957
01:51:10,451 --> 01:51:13,453
Oh, her mother's blood
will curdle

1958
01:51:13,454 --> 01:51:16,456
If she'd hear
her baby's queer

1959
01:51:16,457 --> 01:51:18,625
For all

1960
01:51:18,626 --> 01:51:20,293
That

1961
01:51:20,294 --> 01:51:24,006
Jazz

1962
01:51:26,801 --> 01:51:29,969
Come on, babe,
why don't we paint the town

1963
01:51:29,970 --> 01:51:32,931
And all that jazz?

1964
01:51:32,932 --> 01:51:36,643
I'm gonna rouge my knees
and roll my stockings down

1965
01:51:36,644 --> 01:51:40,105
And all that jazz

1966
01:51:40,106 --> 01:51:43,149
Start the car,
I know a whoopee spot

1967
01:51:43,150 --> 01:51:46,319
Where the gin is cold,
but the piano's hot

1968
01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:49,823
It's just a noisy hall
where there's a nightly brawl

1969
01:51:49,824 --> 01:51:51,825
And all

1970
01:51:51,826 --> 01:51:53,827
That

1971
01:51:53,828 --> 01:51:59,208
Jazz

1972
01:52:00,334 --> 01:52:02,919
No, I'm no one's wife

1973
01:52:02,920 --> 01:52:06,423
But, oh, I love my life

1974
01:52:06,424 --> 01:52:10,093
And all

1975
01:52:10,094 --> 01:52:14,848
That

1976
01:52:14,849 --> 01:52:18,435
Jazz

1977
01:52:18,436 --> 01:52:20,688
That jazz