SpookyRivers Oct 20, 2017 10:26AM
 MS: therookery | A Very Official Bulletin (lmao)
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SpookyRivers 9 hours ago In light of this risk, new guidelines are being instituted for the safety of these individuals, and to ensure that we do not create a cycle of disorder and anger. We must require that rifters who will discomfort those we wish to protect may not enter the city of Kirkwall proper after nightfall, and are not to do so unaccompanied during the day.

SpookyRivers 9 hours ago he's going to be such a passive aggressive shit

Corpse Sniffer 9 hours ago is that a fancy way of saying 'stop being dicks you ass'

SpookyRivers 9 hours ago "Are you going to keep us locked in towers next" hmmmmmmmmm

SpookyRivers 9 hours ago "Can we make sure thedosians who are... discomforting too can't go out at night?"

dead paladin 8 hours ago Somebody please read this to Myr so he can be like “that’s sensible” initially and then slowly get weirded out the more he thinks about it

JackieOLantern 8 hours ago ouch, Poor MS.

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago lol he's just. not going to bother

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago like he's not staying in at night and he sure as shit doesn't want someone shadowing him

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago he is definitely an outdoor cat

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago he is

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago enjoy the dead rodents in ur slippers guys

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago the real reason MS ends up Kit's unexpected roommate

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago the best reason tbh

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago "Hi yes apparantly thedosians, like everyone else, do not learn"

dead paladin 8 hours ago I love it

JackieOLantern 8 hours ago Anders will cheer on his continuing independence.

senza verdura 8 hours ago Van will support him wholeheartedly

senza verdura 8 hours ago fight The Man, MS!

senza verdura 8 hours ago (don't tell Petra he said so though)

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago (he's the model of discretion)

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago tho tbf if he winds up with an escort, he's going to take the poor sod to so many uncomfortable places since 1. some of his biggest customers are at various brothels, and 2. he's been poking around the sewers

dead paladin 8 hours ago this sounds like the best buddy adventure opportunity tho

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago this is why kit should be his escort

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago tru

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago not like other projects team lead is really that busy, he has time lol

dead paladin 8 hours ago pros: do it

dead paladin 8 hours ago cons: do it

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago the con is probably that Kit won't really put pressure on him to go home at night lol

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago he'll just be like "crash on the floor at my place"

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago how is this a con

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago a con for Petra lol

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago poor Petra

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago MS is like 'hell yes sweet sweet independence"

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago the headaches this is going to give her

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago sorry petra

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago he's the literal Worst

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago thedosians being uncomfortable with rifters is, in his opinion, their own problem

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago he's got medicine to sell and demons to vanquish

dead paladin 8 hours ago Finally defeated Chuck with locks but now you have another couch surfer

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago he will pay with food

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago realistically chuck can stay if he needs to, too

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago just, like, knock first

spooky dead guy 8 hours ago and yes, MS can stay rent free because food

SpookyRivers 8 hours ago tbf MS won't be around very much besides like for a small fraction of the small hours in the morning where he just needs to be unconscious for a while

boo! 6 hours ago well i mean he can do whatever he wants

boo! 6 hours ago there will be consequences for disobeying the direct orders of his bosses but

boo! 6 hours ago they can't stop him!! just punish him. and rescind invites to fancy parties

spooky dead guy 6 hours ago would it still be a problem if he were with Inquisition personnel though? like if he were outside the Gallows in the evening but just crashing at Kit's place, for example

SpookyRivers 6 hours ago curious: would it be actual punishments or just like loss of privileges?

boo! 6 hours ago i'll ask the other leaders but. this is a military organization that's trying to keep people from rioting on the streets (again) or getting them kicked out of kirkwall

spooky dead guy 6 hours ago I feel u, just trying to get a sense of what's plausible IC is all

SpookyRivers 6 hours ago ^^^

SpookyRivers 6 hours ago he'd argue that lending any credibility to these fears is just going to wind up building bigger rifts (hah) not only within kirkwall but within the inquisition.