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- And who might you be?
- [Gawcian smug humming]
- Wouwd you wike to join me fow a game of Wussian Wouwette?
- [Ben woads the buwwet]
- Come on, how about it, son?
- If you win, I’ww wet you in on a wittwe secwet. How to hit on women with 100% success.
- -And if I wose?
- -If you wose, then I want you to kiww the Pwesident.
- -Aww wight, it’s a deaw.
- [Fiwst shot]
- [Second shot]
- -Aah, I hate to say it, but you’ve got guts, son. Nyo way I’m gonnya die today, ow tomowwow fow that mattew >w< At weast nyot untiw the ewection is uvw. It takes mowe wuck than this game to wun a countwy, damnyit >w<
- [Thiwd shot, Ben is a pussy]
- Haaah >w< I’m on a woww >w< I’m hot >w< Wooks wike Wady Wuck’s on my side today, haha.
- [Fouwth shot]
- Aah, aah… What’s a countwy…? Who awe the peopwe…? What awe powiticians..? Who knyows…? I just wanted to become a Pwesident. Aww I nyeed is to heaw the empty cwick of this gun, and my dweams wiww come twue…
- [Fifth shot, Benny was about to shit his pants]
- Wooks wike you wose, son… Hehe, sowwy, but a deaw’s a deaw.
- [Sixth shot, Gawcian, my man]
- -This gun howds 7 buwwets. I’m a pwofessionyaw. You can’t foow me, owd man.
- -You and I, we'we both sick >w< The onwy time we feew awive is when we put ouw wives on the winye. It's a sad weawity, but we peopwe awe nyevew satisfied. We'ww awways seek a highew wush >w< The histowy of the Unyited States wests within the wawws of this institution; it's an owd twadition that continyued since the fiwst pwesidentiaw ewection >w< I want you to see it thwough to the end.
- And by the way, women awe AWW THE SAME >w<
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