Drunk Vespe Chat Log

05:11:21: Magtok looks up at the topic.
05:12:04: <Magtok> I miss some weird parties.
05:48:16: <deathkeeper> hello chat
05:48:38: <deathkeeper> how's folks' saturday night? How's work, workkitty?
05:48:50: workKitty hides in box
05:48:50: Maleena pies Keeper from below the husky
05:49:00: <deathkeeper> husky?
05:51:09: <workKitty> I turned inny into a husky
05:51:43: <deathkeeper> oh no my eyes
05:52:20: deathkeeper gets itchy eyes
05:54:00: <workKitty> work's good, but I'm not going to do ffrp until I'm done my DMing work
05:54:25: <deathkeeper> you're dungeon mastering at work?
05:54:30: <workKitty> yah
06:00:13: inny flops
06:14:26: <LordHerman> Hi Mooseroom
06:30:55: <Vesoe> HWHAT'S UP EVERYBODY I THINK SODGS SHOULD VOTE
06:31:16: <DC> 04who the fuck is vesoe
06:31:22: <DC> 04is this a cheap chinese knockoff vespe
06:31:25: <Vesoe> I'LL FUCK YOUR DH CHARACTER
06:31:54: <Bushranger> Drunk Vespe, it'd seem
06:32:03: <Magtok> Sodgs?
06:32:10: <Maleena> soogs?
06:32:10: <Vesoe> AFFECTED BY A TRAGIC CURSE
06:32:16: <Vesoe> CANNOT BE DISASSOCIATED FROM CONSCIOSU THOGUHT BY ALCOHOL
06:32:20: <Vesoe> ONLY DISNINIBHITED
06:32:25: <Vesoe> FIGHT ME
06:33:05: <DC> 04uh.
06:34:53: Magtok grabs cheap chinese knockoff Ratavo.
06:35:07: <Magtok> C'mere you're scaring the natives.
06:35:18: <Vesoe> no
06:35:24: <Vesoe> anticoscil
06:35:33: <Vesoe> i come when the name of demon is poe
06:35:40: <deathkeeper> Poe?
06:35:44: <Vesoe> POE
06:35:44: <deathkeeper> pillars of eternity?
06:35:49: <deathkeeper> path of exile?
06:35:51: <Vesoe> yes
06:35:52: <deathkeeper> prison of elders?
06:35:53: <Vesoe> both
06:35:57: <deathkeeper> Plains of eidolon?
06:36:07: <Vesoe> computer rpg =/= roleplaying gameu
06:36:17: <Vesoe> i will min/max your bacstory
06:37:15: <Magtok> Hrm. I'm honestly not sure this isn't regular Vespe doing his best drunk Vespe impersonation.
06:38:02: <Magtok> Quick, what's something only drunk Vesoe would know?
06:38:10: <Vesoe> i fuced your eyehole
06:38:27: <Vesoe> big anime dic
06:38:31: <DC> 04exploding lasers suck
06:38:50: <Vesoe> was gonna role jeidi pilot until dc and adam (cuck) patched it
06:40:01: <DC> 04okay never mind the reaction fishing
06:40:16: <Vesoe> DC (AKA: DARK CUCK)
06:40:46: <Vesoe> blamer magotk
06:40:48: <Vesoe> he summoned me here
06:40:53: <Vesoe> i am the demon who come when name spoke
06:40:56: <Magtok> Sweetheart, you can't just up and call people cucks. That leads to me saving this stuff and then making fun of you with it later.
06:41:34: <Vesoe> c u c k
06:42:00: <Vesoe> if i survive it is ony thje dog of rtirckery making me suffer the conseuqences
06:42:22: <Vesoe> i will fight all of you
06:42:26: <DC> 04how much did you drink good lord
06:42:29: <Magtok> The...oh, GOD of trickery.
06:42:49: <DC> 04it could be both
06:42:53: <DC> 04coyote's a thing
06:43:03: <Vesoe> native american anvestry activate
06:44:06: <Magtok> Seriously tho how much did you drink
06:44:15: <Vesoe> slightly less than 750 ml sake
06:44:21: <Vesoe> 2 mikes hard lemonads tallboys
06:44:25: <Maleena> Oh damn, shit got ethnical, son
06:44:29: <Maleena> *hides*
06:44:34: <Vesoe> garndelia (amiguous) on repeat
06:44:59: <Magtok> You didn't drink the Kill la Kill theme, Vesoe.
06:45:05: <Vesoe> FUCK YOU I DID
06:45:14: <Vesoe> BE MY SISTER
06:46:01: <Magtok> I don't have the eyebrows for it, love.
06:46:13: <Vesoe> very upset nobody wil fight me on top of the frost bank tower in austin
06:46:20: <Vesoe> look it up it's the perfect placefor a final boss fight
06:46:40: <Maleena> It's cold and I have both ears infected
06:46:58: <Vesoe> my spit is 100% alcohol let me dribble on you
06:47:19: <Magtok> Okay I just looked it up.
06:47:30: <Magtok> I'll give you that, it would be perfect.
06:47:56: <Vesoe> dril
06:48:01: <Vesoe> ban me
06:48:02: <Vesoe> do it
06:49:07: <Magtok> I'm tempted to kick you, but I mean, there's nothing else going on here right now. Chat's pretty dead at this hour.
06:49:20: <Vesoe> risus
06:49:23: <Maleena> about that, im sleeping
06:49:24: <Vesoe> drunk vespe (6)
06:49:27: <Vesoe> night
06:49:32: <Maleena> g'night
06:49:57: <DC> 04besides he's going to kick himself anyway when the time of bathroom approaches
06:50:08: <DC> 04that's gonna be a lotta piss.
06:50:21: <Vesoe> i'll iss on your dreams
06:50:28: <Vesoe> dead eye contact
06:50:49: <DC> 04and possibly vomit
06:50:54: <Vesoe> acid adamge
06:51:03: <DC> 04what I'm saying is you're going to suffer
06:51:09: <Rueben> 05*runs up and field goal kicks Vespe in the kidneys before grumbling off to sleep*
06:51:16: <Vesoe> that's my secret captain i'm always suffering
06:51:37: <DC> 04it would explain the copious amounts of alcohol
06:51:50: <DC> 04so fair enough
06:52:41: <Rueben> 05f'ggered Vespe's kidns needed a jump start to work ag'n. Night all
06:54:08: <Vesoe> thank
07:54:08: <Guest7069> 03Hi Herman
07:55:09: <Guest7069> 03oh he left
07:55:12: <Guest7069> 03derp
07:58:53: <Guest7069> 03Goodnight Chat
08:59:06: <inny> I was playing Superfight.
08:59:15: <inny> Madoka in a Tank throwing antiques vs an anime convention with sadness sniper rifles.