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  1. T 1436436701 19<Xotor> Sharpe: try to kick someone with hop
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  4. T 1436436705 18<Xotor18> ^^
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  7. T 1436436716 22* 26Sharpe has kicked 18Kaviczaia from 22#en.stne (24Sharpe)
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  10. T 1436436720 18<Xotor18> nice :-)
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  13. T 1436436728 18<Xotor18> good target
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  16. T 1436436741 20<Sharpe>30 Figured I'd pick on someone who was afk and couldn't defend themself :P
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  19. T 1436436745 20<Sharpe>30 First rule of STNE, right?
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  22. T 1436436750 18<Xotor18> true
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  25. T 1436436753 18<DarkJarris18> lol
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  28. T 1436436757 18<Xotor18> always attac if the opponent is afk
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  31. T 1436436766 18<Xotor18> you can't win if he's online
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  34. T 1436436776 20<Sharpe>30 Well, second rule of STNE.
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  37. T 1436436785 20<Sharpe>30 I think the first rule is 'Don't build a Grodt. They suck.'
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  40. T 1436436799 18<Xotor18> na thats to specific
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  42. T 1436436849 18<DarkJarris18> the first rule is "declare yourself to be a cop so you can be a legal multi" :P
  43.  
  44. T 1436436870 20<Sharpe>30 Oh shit, he went there :P
  45.  
  46. T 1436436877 18<DarkJarris18> oh god, i had a nightmare last night about cali.
  47.  
  48. T 1436436890 20<Sharpe>30 Were you black, and was he shooting you?
  49.  
  50. T 1436436891 18<DarkJarris18> i dreamt that my boss secretly played stne, and he was cali.
  51.  
  52. T 1436436928 20<Sharpe>30 Don't compare your boss to Cali.
  53.  
  54. T 1436436933 20<Sharpe>30 Even your boss isn't that stupid.
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  56. T 1436436971 18<DarkJarris18> i hate my brain sometimes
  57.  
  58. T 1436437001 20<Sharpe>30 Don't worry.
  59.  
  60. T 1436437005 20<Sharpe>30 We hate your brain sometimes too.
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  62. T 1436437083 18<Xotor18> really a bad dream :D
  63.  
  64. T 1436437095 18<Xotor18> btw. how is en right now?
  65.  
  66. T 1436437099 18<Xotor18> did things calm down?
  67.  
  68. T 1436437107 20<Sharpe>30 IDK, i've not been able to see chat for 3 and a half days.
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  70. T 1436437108 20<Sharpe>30 :D
  71.  
  72. T 1436437109 18<Xotor18> does paul still ralleys people to protest?
  73.  
  74. T 1436437118 18<Xotor18> are you banned again?
  75.  
  76. T 1436437121 20<Sharpe>30 A little.
  77.  
  78. T 1436437122 20<Sharpe>30 Yeah.
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  80. T 1436437132 20<Sharpe>30 Paul is determined to get personal ferengi traders back :P
  81.  
  82. T 1436437137 20<Sharpe>30 But that's all I've seen him whine about.
  83.  
  84. T 1436437211 20<Sharpe>30 This time I got banned for telling Sakar to learn to be humble :P
  85.  
  86. T 1436437226 20<Sharpe>30 Treska disagreed with the wording I used :(
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  88. T 1436437227 18<DarkJarris18> that seems like a sever understatement of the wording used.
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  90. T 1436437233 18<DarkJarris18> lol
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  92. T 1436437282 20<Sharpe>30 Xotor: 
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  94. T 1436437282 20<Sharpe>30 http://gyazo.com/22fe5dbb53599afadaacf2e319a5a14d
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  96. T 1436437442 18<Xotor18> lol
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  98. T 1436437454 18<Xotor18> well learn from your ban then :P
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  100. T 1436437460 20<Sharpe>30 Ha.
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  102. T 1436437462 18<Xotor18> did Mickulty6 get banned too? ^^
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  104. T 1436437465 20<Sharpe>30 Learn what, exactly?
  105.  
  106. T 1436437470 20<Sharpe>30 And yeah, we got equal penalties :P
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  108. T 1436437476 20<Sharpe>30 96 hours, no read or write for chat.
  109.  
  110. T 1436437541 18<Xotor18> well you COULD read it still without problems
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  112. T 1436437553 20<Sharpe>30 yeah but cba to load the guest account :P
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  114. T 1436437576 20<Sharpe>30 And it'd feel like circumventing a ban.
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  116. T 1436437622 18<Xotor18> sure it would be exactly that :D
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  118. T 1436437742 18<DarkJarris18> oh lovely. my dear friend the network expert just dropped off his laptop
  119.  
  120. T 1436437759 18<DarkJarris18> mr "ive been doing this before you were born. what i dont know isnt worth knowing"
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  122. T 1436437768 18<DarkJarris18> "btw, can you fix my laptop"
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  124. T 1436437812 20<Sharpe>30 Business is business.
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  126. T 1436437880 18<DarkJarris18> he came in a few weeks ago for me to reset his router
  127.  
  128. T 1436437897 18<DarkJarris18> because "hes been doing this for 30 years and he cant get into it"
  129.  
  130. T 1436437904 20<Sharpe>30 Wut.
  131.  
  132. T 1436437905 18<DarkJarris18> so, i just typed in the password
  133.  
  134. T 1436437909 18<DarkJarris18> and got in.
  135.  
  136. T 1436437911 18<DarkJarris18> so...
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  138. T 1436437916 20<Sharpe>30 was gonna say
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  140. T 1436437923 20<Sharpe>30 even I can do that in under 2 minutes :P
  141.  
  142. T 1436437924 18<DarkJarris18> im better than the guy with 30 years experience?
  143.  
  144. T 1436437950 18<Mickulty618> 'did something 30 years ago' != '30 years experience'
  145.  
  146. T 1436437953 18<Mickulty618> like
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  148. T 1436437959 18<Mickulty618> if you're going to a computer shop
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  150. T 1436437971 18<Mickulty618> you explicitly acknowledge that they know more than you about your issue
  151.  
  152. T 1436437980 18<Mickulty618> otherwise you wouldn't go to them
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  154. T 1436437986 18<Mickulty618> so stfu about your 'experience' -.-
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  156. T 1436437998 18<DarkJarris18> i know. its great
  157.  
  158. T 1436438007 18<DarkJarris18> i lveo it when people come in as self proclaimed experts
  159.  
  160. T 1436438017 18<DarkJarris18> "so... youre in here because....?"
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  162. T 1436438075 20<Sharpe>30 Btw, I'm still firmly of the opinion that the best way to speed up the win8 laptop would be to make it not be a win8 laptop :P
  163.  
  164. T 1436438081 18<DarkJarris18> ive fixed so many "experts" computers i feel like i should keep track of them
  165.  
  166. T 1436438116 18<DarkJarris18> like the way tanks keep tack of kills of marking the hull. i should keep a tally on my whiteboard
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  168. T 1436438125 18<Mickulty618> lol
  169.  
  170. T 1436438151 18<DarkJarris18> in the 8 years ive been here, ive probably done around 20
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  172. T 1436438168 23* chiS (56b8b1b8@stne-3C0815A2.mibbit.com23) has joined
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  174. T 1436438173 20<Sharpe>30 Shit, I didn't know spain had that many experts in anything :P
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  176. T 1436438175 24* chiS has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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  178. T 1436438178 18<DarkJarris18> that the "über expert" couldnt fix
  179.  
  180. T 1436438186 18<DarkJarris18> thought he'd never leave..
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  182. T 1436438220 24* GOLFisNOTaSPORT has quit (Quit: That's what she said.)
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  184. T 1436438229 18<DarkJarris18> theres a lot of "my mate down the pub, he knows these things inside out and he couldnt fix it" and i go and just tick a fucking box or something
  185.  
  186. T 1436438287 18<DarkJarris18> had one of those today actually
  187.  
  188. T 1436438304 18<DarkJarris18> this lady has been plagued with a contantly changing time
  189.  
  190. T 1436438316 18<DarkJarris18> it would go back 1 hour every 2 or 3 days
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  192. T 1436438331 18<DarkJarris18> been like this for "months"
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  194. T 1436438348 18<DarkJarris18> she took it to 4 different pc shops, and had 5 different repair gguys come to her house
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  196. T 1436438369 18<DarkJarris18> brings it to me. i tick the "automatically adjust for daylight savings" option in time/date
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  198. T 1436438389 18<DarkJarris18> shes absolutely stunned. lol
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  200. T 1436438396 20<Sharpe>30 rofl
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  202. T 1436438437 18<DarkJarris18> i charged her 25 euros. 1 euro for the time, 24 for knowing which box to tick.
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  204. T 1436438451 20<Sharpe>30 haha
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  206. T 1436438946 20<Sharpe>30 Say, bears
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  208. T 1436438956 20<Sharpe>30 Reasons why a built in webcam may have stopped working suddenly?
  209.  
  210. T 1436439006 18<DarkJarris18> driver might need reinstalling. camera might be physically damaged, the cables might be damaged or unplugged
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  212. T 1436439017 18<Mickulty618> -drivers
  213.  
  214. T 1436439018 18<Mickulty618> -loose cable
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  216. T 1436439027 20<Sharpe>30 k.
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  218. T 1436439034 18<DarkJarris18> basically, a hardware or software fault might be the cause.
  219.  
  220. T 1436439035 18<Mickulty618> I've had driver issues that buggered my usb webcam before.
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  222. T 1436439035 20<Sharpe>30 just wondered if you guys had anything i didn't :P
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  224. T 1436439035 18<DarkJarris18> :D
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  226. T 1436439052 18<Mickulty618> had to reinstall all the drivers
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  228. T 1436439065 18<Mickulty618> you have a lubuntu live cd, right?
  229.  
  230. T 1436439073 18<Mickulty618> see if it wortks with that
  231.  
  232. T 1436439108 20<Sharpe>30 'You have 84 days of subscription left. Please tell us why you're uninstalling Norton'
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  234. T 1436439112 20<Sharpe>30 Uh, because it's shit?
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  236. T 1436439118 18<Mickulty618> lololol
  237.  
  238. T 1436439126 18<Mickulty618> wow, they didn't pay for it did they?
  239.  
  240. T 1436439133 18<Mickulty618> btw
  241.  
  242. T 1436439137 18<Mickulty618> mbabm may be good for scans
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  244. T 1436439138 20<Sharpe>30 I sure as hell hope not :P
  245.  
  246. T 1436439139 18<DarkJarris18> sounds like the 3 month free trial or so
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  248. T 1436439141 18<Mickulty618> *mbam
  249.  
  250. T 1436439146 18<Mickulty618> but
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  252. T 1436439151 20<Sharpe>30 it has mbam on it, but i'll throw avast at it too
  253.  
  254. T 1436439155 18<Mickulty618> don't leave it installed as the main AV
  255.  
  256. T 1436439165 18<Mickulty618> they've put out some bad updates before
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  258. T 1436439178 18<DarkJarris18> i leave it on, tbh
  259.  
  260. T 1436439181 18<Mickulty618> it did shit like going round deleting peoples documents
  261.  
  262. T 1436439185 20<Sharpe>30 like i said, it's not going online so AV /shouldn't/ be a problem...
  263.  
  264. T 1436439213 18<DarkJarris18> thats like 30% of where viruses get in from
  265.  
  266. T 1436439241 18<Mickulty618> mm, there's a lot of stuff like infected usbs
  267.  
  268. T 1436439243 18<DarkJarris18> virused USB drives, CDs, etc will just waltz in
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  270. T 1436439270 18<Mickulty618> although I'd say more like 70-90% of actual infections involve being online and stupid
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  272. T 1436439279 20<Sharpe>30 like i said, i'll sling avast on it too :P
  273.  
  274. T 1436439333 18<DarkJarris18> make sure to turn off avast sounds, and turn on gaming mode
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  276. T 1436439345 20<Sharpe>30 duly noted :)
  277.  
  278. T 1436439360 18<DarkJarris18> i also turn on hardened mode, set on aggressive
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  280. T 1436439363 18<Mickulty618> ohhh, is that how to make it stop behaving like a PUP/adware?
  281.  
  282. T 1436439368 18<DarkJarris18> yep
  283.  
  284. T 1436439371 18<Mickulty618> also
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  286. T 1436439375 18<Mickulty618> my avast is a massive dick
  287.  
  288. T 1436439384 18<Mickulty618> keeps sandboxing and analysing stuff
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  290. T 1436439388 18<Mickulty618> all the fucking time
  291.  
  292. T 1436439573 18<DarkJarris18> i dont use avast at home anymore, but i didnt have it do that
  293.  
  294. T 1436439595 18<DarkJarris18> it did like to randomly lock programs though because i set hardened mode on
  295.  
  296. T 1436439617 18<DarkJarris18> its just really unituitive when it does it because it didnt tell you that avast did it
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  298. T 1436439636 18<Mickulty618> also the programs always immediately bitch about a missing dll
  299.  
  300. T 1436439637 18<DarkJarris18> youd open the program, and itd jus say you dont have permission to open it
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  302. T 1436439638 18<Mickulty618> so like
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  304. T 1436439653 18<Mickulty618> actual viruses would know it was a sandbox -.-
  305.  
  306. T 1436439686 18<DarkJarris18> i never had anything sandbox unless i specifially asked for it
  307.  
  308. T 1436439692 18<DarkJarris18> so, probably a setting fubar
  309.  
  310. T 1436439843 18<Mickulty618> 'Chancellor George Osborne has rejected criticism of his Budget insisting it offers the country a "new contract".'
  311.  
  312. T 1436439848 18<Mickulty618> great, now he thinks he's jesus
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  314. T 1436439861 18<Mickulty618> also - it usually sandboxes stuff it doesn't recognise as safe
  315.  
  316. T 1436439872 18<Mickulty618> the first time at least
  317.  
  318. T 1436439880 18<Mickulty618> like, it sandboxed optipng at first run
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  320. T 1436440165 20* Sharpe 30removes chrome, installs firefox
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  322. T 1436440171 20<Sharpe>30 That should speed it up ^^
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  324. T 1436440176 18<Mickulty618> ^^
  325.  
  326. T 1436440194 18<Mickulty618> what exact processor model is it?
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  328. T 1436440270 23* Sharpe|Alt (4e974b6b@stne-70D8442D.mibbit.com23) has joined
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  330. T 1436440276 18<Sharpe|Alt18> One moment...
  331.  
  332. T 1436440312 18<Sharpe|Alt18> God damn speccy
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  334. T 1436440313 18* God damns speccy.
  335.  
  336. T 1436440316 18<Sharpe|Alt18> No, I do not want CCleaner.
  337.  
  338. T 1436440356 18<Sharpe|Alt18> http://i.imgur.com/WjB3qn3.png
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  340. T 1436440364 18<Sharpe|Alt18> Does that tell you what you want to know, Mickulty6?
  341.  
  342. T 1436440424 18<Mickulty618> yup
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  344. T 1436440431 18<Sharpe|Alt18> cool
  345.  
  346. T 1436440456 18<Mickulty618> 'Processor Base Frequency 1.4 GHz'
  347.  
  348. T 1436440458 18<Mickulty618> ...lol
  349.  
  350. T 1436440478 18<Mickulty618> also
  351.  
  352. T 1436440483 18<Mickulty618> thought you said it was an acer?
  353.  
  354. T 1436440486 18<Mickulty618> not asus -.-
  355.  
  356. T 1436440492 18<Sharpe|Alt18> I thought it was :P
  357.  
  358. T 1436440499 18<DarkJarris18> im confused about 6gb ram
  359.  
  360. T 1436440500 18<Sharpe|Alt18> They both begin with 'A', okay?
  361.  
  362. T 1436440501 18<Mickulty618> can you read?
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  364. T 1436440509 24* Sharpe|Alt has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  365.  
  366. T 1436440516 20<Sharpe>30 ugh.
  367.  
  368. T 1436440523 18<Mickulty618> bears: 4GB in one channel, 2GB in the other
  369.  
  370. T 1436440525 20<Sharpe>30 thanks for destroying all of the programs I had running, TFC.
  371.  
  372. T 1436440526 20<Sharpe>30 GG.
  373.  
  374. T 1436440534 18<Mickulty618> prolly slows it down a bit, should be ok though
  375.  
  376. T 1436440535 18<Mickulty618> TFC?
  377.  
  378. T 1436440541 20<Sharpe>30 temp file cleaner
  379.  
  380. T 1436440551 20<Sharpe>30 one of the things bears suggested i run
  381.  
  382. T 1436440568 18<Mickulty618> >.>
  383.  
  384. T 1436440577 18<Mickulty618> what's wrong with bleachbit? >.>
  385.  
  386. T 1436440589 20<Sharpe>30 *shrug*
  387.  
  388. T 1436440618 20<Sharpe>30 I generally don't trust blondes? :P
  389.  
  390. T 1436440637 18<Mickulty618> hrmph
  391.  
  392. T 1436440638 18<Mickulty618> also
  393.  
  394. T 1436440644 18<Mickulty618> is that laptop a touchscreen?
  395.  
  396. T 1436440648 20<Sharpe>30 no
  397.  
  398. T 1436440650 20<Sharpe>30 thank christ.
  399.  
  400. T 1436440668 20<Sharpe>30 if it was, it'd be sailing out of the window by now.
  401.  
  402. T 1436440674 18<Mickulty618> lol
  403.  
  404. T 1436440720 20<Sharpe>30 total files cleaned = 1,495.00 mb
  405.  
  406. T 1436440721 20<Sharpe>30 nice job.
  407.  
  408. T 1436440772 18<Mickulty618> hm
  409.  
  410. T 1436440779 18<Mickulty618> that cpu is soldered on
  411.  
  412. T 1436440791 20<Sharpe>30 wut?
  413.  
  414. T 1436441071 20<Sharpe>30 That's new.
  415.  
  416. T 1436441080 20<Sharpe>30 Windows Smartscreen didn't want JRT to run -.-
  417.  
  418. T 1436441384 20<Sharpe>30 well, JRT, Adware Cleaner and TFC all found plenty of shit to remove.
  419.  
  420. T 1436441388 20<Sharpe>30 Next to run is mbam.
  421.  
  422. T 1436441482 19<DarkJarris> TFC does that, sharpe. as does JRT
  423.  
  424. T 1436441504 20<Sharpe>30 covering all my bases :P
  425.  
  426. T 1436441513 18<DarkJarris18> thats why i like them, finds shit and clears it
  427.  
  428. T 1436441530 20<Sharpe>30 shit, how do I find what programs run on startup on 8.1 -.-
  429.  
  430. T 1436441555 18<DarkJarris18> right click taskbar, taskmanager
  431.  
  432. T 1436441561 18<DarkJarris18> go to startup
  433.  
  434. T 1436441575 20<Sharpe>30 O.o
  435.  
  436. T 1436441580 20<Sharpe>30 shit, that's easier than in the past.
  437.  
  438. T 1436441585 18<DarkJarris18> yeah, they moved it annoyingly
  439.  
  440. T 1436441589 18<DarkJarris18> before was piss easy.
  441.  
  442. T 1436441599 20<Sharpe>30 lol
  443.  
  444. T 1436441619 18<DarkJarris18> win+r, msconfig, startup, disable all, reboot
  445.  
  446. T 1436441636 18<DarkJarris18> now, taskmanager, startup, and disable each thing ONE BY FUCKING ONE
  447.  
  448. T 1436441675 18<DarkJarris18> THEN win+r, msconfig, serives, hide all MS services, disable all, reboot
  449.  
  450. T 1436441696 18<DarkJarris18> they were in the same fucking place before. now its split stupidly
  451.  
  452. T 1436441728 20<Sharpe>30 GG Microsoft.
  453.  
  454. T 1436441760 18<DarkJarris18> i would give zero fucks about it if they had a disable all button on the new section.
  455.  
  456. T 1436441797 18<DarkJarris18> but the fact you have to disable sometimes 100+ programs one by one, each requireing 2 mouse movements and 2 or 3 clicks
  457.  
  458. T 1436441806 18<DarkJarris18> repetetive strain injury, population: you
  459.  
  460. T 1436441852 20<Sharpe>30 :D
  461.  
  462. T 1436441897 18<Mickulty618> gah
  463.  
  464. T 1436441904 18<Mickulty618> text looks like shit on this tv
  465.  
  466. T 1436441973 20<Sharpe>30 If I ever consider getting windows 8.
  467.  
  468. T 1436441980 20<Sharpe>30 Please remind me of how frustrating this is :P
  469.  
  470. T 1436441990 18<Mickulty618> thought you were gonna say shoot you
  471.  
  472. T 1436441998 18<DarkJarris18> im cool with either one, tbh
  473.  
  474. T 1436442013 18<DarkJarris18> :D
  475.  
  476. T 1436442018 18<DarkJarris18> love you long time
  477.  
  478. T 1436442019 20<Sharpe>30 -.-
  479.  
  480. T 1436442023 18<DarkJarris18> *reloads*
  481.  
  482. T 1436442051 18<DarkJarris18> oh, semi related news
  483.  
  484. T 1436442067 18<DarkJarris18> remember how like, 2 months ago or so i infected a VM?
  485.  
  486. T 1436442074 18<DarkJarris18> jsut to test clean it
  487.  
  488. T 1436442090 18<DarkJarris18> i finally am bothered to edit the video i took of it all
  489.  
  490. T 1436442106 20<Sharpe>30 lol
  491.  
  492. T 1436442114 18<DarkJarris18> recap: i installed loads of adware, toolbars, fake cleaners, etc
  493.  
  494. T 1436442145 18<DarkJarris18> just doing narration on it now
  495.  
  496. T 1436442696 18<DarkJarris18> talking about freudian slips in another channel, im reminded of camerons slip last year that never gets old
  497.  
  498. T 1436442700 18<DarkJarris18> He was talking about poor children who grow up on housing estates and on the autocue it said 'these are the people we represent' unfortunetly Mr Cameron read that line a little bit too quickly and ended up shouting 'these are the people we resent'
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  502. T 1436442719 20<Sharpe>30 :D
  503.  
  504. T 1436442795 18<DarkJarris18> and the mexican or cuban president who said on national TV that "we must do everything we can to protect our dicks" when signing a fishing legistation bill
  505.  
  506. T 1436442805 20<Sharpe>30 lol
  507.  
  508. T 1436442808 18<DarkJarris18> peces = fish, penes = dick
  509.  
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  512. T 1436442921 22* 26ComputerCore gives channel operator status to 18Treska
  513.  
  514. T 1436442938 20* Sharpe 30salutes Treska 
  515.  
  516. T 1436442945 18<Treska18> Ohai
  517.  
  518. T 1436442958 20<Sharpe>30 Howdo.
  519.  
  520. T 1436442973 18<Treska18> Bien
  521.  
  522. T 1436442977 20<Sharpe>30 Gut.
  523.  
  524. T 1436442986 18<Treska18> Yourself?
  525.  
  526. T 1436442993 20<Sharpe>30 Sleepy :P
  527.  
  528. T 1436443010 18<Treska18> ^^ I've been up since half 4
  529.  
  530. T 1436443017 20<Sharpe>30 as soon as I've finished tuning this laptop, it's naptiem.
  531.  
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  534. T 1436443080 18<Mickulty618> right
  535.  
  536. T 1436443087 18<Mickulty618> tv connected over hdmi
  537.  
  538. T 1436443090 20<Sharpe>30 <3 talktalk
  539.  
  540. T 1436443090 18<Mickulty618> sound now works
  541.  
  542. T 1436443107 18<Mickulty618> had to force reboot to make the picture show
  543. T 1436443112 20<Sharpe>30 kk
  544. T 1436443116 18<Mickulty618> sound is shit but fuck, I'll live with it
  545. T 1436443132 18<Mickulty618> this tv does not like bass
  546. T 1436443137 18<Mickulty618> brb, piss
  547. T 1436443161 20<Sharpe>30 My TV has a built in subwoofer.
  548. T 1436443162 20<Sharpe>30 :D
  549. T 1436443277 20<Sharpe>30 Right, mbam was clean.
  550. T 1436443372 24* DarkJarris has quit (Quit: <Polly, secretary of Glest Durnham (6609)> Im Polly, a pretty blond thing with attributes)
  551. T 1436443383 20<Sharpe>30 'Configuring Windows updates'
  552. T 1436443390 20<Sharpe>30 On second thoughts, time for that nap now.
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  554. T 1436445094 20<Sharpe>30 'Java Runtime Environment is not installed.'
  555. T 1436445100 20<Sharpe>30 Yes, it is. I just fucking installed it.
  556. T 1436445109 18<Mickulty618> lololol
  557. T 1436445111 18<Mickulty618> gg
  558. T 1436445133 20* Sharpe 30swears violently
  559. T 1436445155 20<Sharpe>30 Hang on, I've got 64 bit java.
  560. T 1436445160 20<Sharpe>30 IDK if this is a 64 bit OS -.-
  561. T 1436445178 20* Sharpe 30checks the speccy screenie
  562. T 1436445180 20<Sharpe>30 Yes. Yes it is.
  563. T 1436445181 20<Sharpe>30 FML.
  564. T 1436445184 18<Mickulty618> it almost certainly is
  565. T 1436445187 18<Mickulty618> however
  566. T 1436445193 18<Mickulty618> you need to install 32-bit as well
  567. T 1436445198 20<Sharpe>30 Oh, whut?
  568. T 1436445201 20<Sharpe>30 -.-
  569. T 1436445203 18<Mickulty618> some programs refuse to use 64-bit java
  570. T 1436445206 18<Mickulty618> so you need both
  571. T 1436445208 18<Mickulty618> :D
  572. T 1436445232 20<Sharpe>30 Fuck Oracle.
  573. T 1436445257 18<Mickulty618> technically the problem is fucktarded, lazy programmers
  574. T 1436445268 18<Mickulty618> but oracle prolly enable it and/or worsen it
  575. T 1436445280 18<Mickulty618> and to be fair I don't disagree with sentiment like 'fuck oracle'
  576. T 1436445283 18<Mickulty618> although
  577. T 1436445288 18<Mickulty618> at least they're not adobe
  578. T 1436445298 20<Sharpe>30 Friend of mine works for Oracle. I can get away with it.
  579. T 1436445298 20<Sharpe>30 :D
  580. T 1436445403 18<Mickulty618> https://i.imgur.com/SZzJPZ1.jpg
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  582. T 1436446232 18<Mickulty618> hey bears
  583. T 1436446241 19<Mickulty6> Sharpe just had issues with java ^^
  584. T 1436446252 20<Sharpe>30 Sharpe is done.
  585. T 1436446260 20<Sharpe>30 Accomplished everything I was asked to do -.-
  586. T 1436446264 19* Mickulty6 takes Sharpe out the oven
  587. T 1436446268 20<Sharpe>30 Ain't touching that win8 piece of shit again.
  588. T 1436446282 18<DarkJarris18> issues?
  589. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> 'Java Runtime Environment is not installed.'
  590. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> Yes, it is. I just fucking installed it.
  591. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> lololol
  592. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> gg
  593. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 * Sharpe swears violently
  594. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> Hang on, I've got 64 bit java.
  595. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> IDK if this is a 64 bit OS -.-
  596. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 * Sharpe checks the speccy screenie
  597. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> Yes. Yes it is.
  598. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> FML.
  599. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> it almost certainly is
  600. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> however
  601. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> you need to install 32-bit as well
  602. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> Oh, whut?
  603. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> -.-
  604. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> some programs refuse to use 64-bit java
  605. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> so you need both
  606. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> :D
  607. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Sharpe> Fuck Oracle.
  608. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> technically the problem is fucktarded, lazy programmers
  609. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> but oracle prolly enable it and/or worsen it
  610. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> and to be fair I don't disagree with sentiment like 'fuck oracle'
  611. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> although
  612. T 1436446295 20<Sharpe>30 <Mickulty6> at least they're not adobe
  613. T 1436446361 18<DarkJarris18> lol
  614. T 1436446372 18<DarkJarris18> they do have that going for them, its true
  615. T 1436446461 18<DarkJarris18> oh, if you wanna install shit take a look at ninite.com
  616. T 1436446481 18<DarkJarris18> its been a lifesaver for me
  617. T 1436446524 18<DarkJarris18> tick programs you want, download installer. run it and it grabs the latest version of each thing, automatically in the correct bit version, language, and auto denies toolbars and shit
  618. T 1436446555 20<Sharpe>30 interesting.
  619. T 1436446566 20<Sharpe>30 but i'm not installing things on it... I'm done with windows 8 :P
  620. T 1436446665 18<DarkJarris18> sure. but its handy to know about
  621. T 1436446674 20<Sharpe>30 indeed
  622. T 1436446710 18<DarkJarris18> i have an installer for almost all the stuff we install in the shop on our server
  623. T 1436446728 18<DarkJarris18> just plug in ethernet, and run 192.168.1.10\share\ninite.exe
  624. T 1436446737 18<DarkJarris18> drop mic, walk away
  625. T 1436446759 20<Sharpe>30 *shout 'PEACE', drop mic, walk away.
  626. T 1436446761 20<Sharpe>30 Gotta be cool.
  627. T 1436446787 18<DarkJarris18> 20-30 mins later, install unchecky and WoT. PC is ready
  628. T 1436446800 18<DarkJarris18> WoT= Web of Trust
  629. T 1436446805 20<Sharpe>30 why the fuck would you install world of tanks? :P
  630. T 1436446825 18<DarkJarris18> browser addon, its a link scanner basically
  631. T 1436446838 18<DarkJarris18> but its run by the community at large, not a corporation
  632. T 1436446847 18<DarkJarris18> so no shenanegins
  633. T 1436446860 20<Sharpe>30 :P
  634. T 1436446941 18<DarkJarris18> and unchecky auto unticks like 90% of the toolbars that are hidden in installers
  635. T 1436446975 18<Mickulty618> so, I ask a guy on ebay for the exact model number of the 7750 he's selling
  636. T 1436446978 18<Mickulty618> "the model is Radeon HD 7750"
  637. T 1436446980 18<Mickulty618> -.-
  638. T 1436446984 18<DarkJarris18> lol
  639. T 1436447029 18<Mickulty618> I've replied explaining that there are 5 or 6 different versions with different specs and performance.
  640. T 1436447070 18<DarkJarris18> how many times did you put "you dumb fuck"?
  641. T 1436447101 18<Mickulty618> none
  642. T 1436447107 18<Mickulty618> though it took effort
  643. T 1436447140 18<Mickulty618> it' prolly a ddr3 one
  644. T 1436447156 18<Mickulty618> I think the gddr5 one has a red pcb
  645. T 1436447180 18<Mickulty618> but there's still the question of shit like memory capacity
  646. T 1436447689 18<Mickulty618> http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131549896668
  647. T 1436447718 18<Mickulty618> I also resisted the temptation to tell him to get someone who doesn't have parkinsons to hold the camera.
  648. T 1436447745 18<Mickulty618> but like, some of those could really be worth something
  649. T 1436447751 18<Mickulty618> or they could be near-worthless
  650. T 1436447774 18<Mickulty618> the specific model could add £30+ to the value of that listing
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  655. T 1436449251 18<Mickulty618> afk a bit
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  658. T 1436451934 18<DarkJarris18> fucking google
  659. T 1436451940 18<DarkJarris18> well, fucking windows movie maker
  660. T 1436451947 18<DarkJarris18> fucking not talking to fucking google
  661. T 1436451967 18<Lorenzorro18> fucking not having fucking chatrules in irc
  662. T 1436451970 18<DarkJarris18> "please enter you r youtube account details to connect to it"
  663. T 1436451974 20<Sharpe>30 umad bro?
  664. T 1436452007 18<DarkJarris18> it wont take my gmail address, gmail username, google plus username, google plus email, password, i reset the password, wont take that either
  665. T 1436452010 18<DarkJarris18> so...
  666. T 1436452019 18<DarkJarris18> i guess i'll just do it fucking seperately
  667. T 1436452032 20<Sharpe>30 protip: the issue with windows movie maker can be found in the first word.
  668. T 1436452051 18<DarkJarris18> i was hoping i could just click "yotube" and itll render, then upload
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  674. T 1436455805 20<Sharpe>30 Boobs.
  675. T 1436456086 23* Treska (uid81588@stne-1DB0DA25.irccloud.com23) has joined
  676. T 1436456086 22* 26ComputerCore gives channel operator status to 18Treska
  677. T 1436456099 18<DarkJarris18> "enter password" *types "abc123"* "wrong password. reset?" *yes* "Enter new password:" *abc123* "you cant use this, as it is your current password"
  678. T 1436456142 20<Sharpe>30 lolol
  679. T 1436456151 18<DarkJarris18> *head scratch*
  680. T 1436456162 20<Sharpe>30 seems legit, bruh
  681. T 1436456218 20<Sharpe>30 at 10:07, my ban needs lifting.
  682. T 1436456221 20<Sharpe>30 Just fyi
  683. T 1436456286 18<Treska18> Meh
  684. T 1436456311 18<Treska18> 24 hours extra for nagging
  685. T 1436456313 20<Sharpe>30 Don't you 'meh' me, evil overseer woman.
  686. T 1436456316 18<Treska18> ^^
  687. T 1436456326 20<Sharpe>30 You said 48h on chat then changed your mind -.-
  688. T 1436456332 18<Treska18> Yeah
  689. T 1436456336 20<Sharpe>30 #Women
  690. T 1436456345 18<Treska18> You two just seem to enjoy flouting the rules
  691. T 1436456354 20<Sharpe>30 Can't make up their minds which shoes they want, can't make up their minds what ban lengths to set :P
  692. T 1436456373 20<Sharpe>30 I don't flout the rules, thank you.
  693. T 1436456383 20<Sharpe>30 I break them to make a point, or occasionally for comedic effect.
  694. T 1436456388 20<Sharpe>30 And rarely by accident.
  695. T 1436456389 18<Treska18> FLOUT
  696. T 1436456403 20<Sharpe>30 You're a flout.
  697. T 1436456409 18<DarkJarris18> yeah, your face!
  698. T 1436456413 18<Treska18> Besides the point
  699. T 1436456416 18<DarkJarris18> Mickulty6: faaaaaaaace
  700. T 1436456432 20<Sharpe>30 Treska, if nobody ever told you.
  701. T 1436456441 20<Sharpe>30 You're only supposed to flout it if you've got it.
  702. T 1436456446 20<Sharpe>30 And you definitely haven't got it :P
  703. T 1436456448 18<Treska18> Mmph
  704. T 1436456448 18<DarkJarris18> anyway, youtube decided to be kind and actually upload
  705. T 1436456453 18<Treska18> I got it, bitch
  706. T 1436456463 20<Sharpe>30 'it' is not herpes.
  707. T 1436456473 18<DarkJarris18> despite telling me my password is not my password, and to put in my password but not the one that is my password
  708. T 1436456477 18<Treska18> You got no fans
  709. T 1436456484 20* Sharpe 30turns fan on
  710. T 1436456488 20<Sharpe>30 I have at least 1.
  711. T 1436456493 18<DarkJarris18> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMB9URo6B5s
  712. T 1436456494 20<Sharpe>30 2 when my laptop overheats :D
  713. T 1436456494 18* God kills a kitten.
  714. T 1436456504 18<DarkJarris18> with almost shiny voiceover
  715. T 1436456507 18<DarkJarris18> >.>
  716. T 1436456545 20<Sharpe>30 All those popups...
  717. T 1436456551 20<Sharpe>30 Looks like my first computer :P
  718. T 1436456556 20<Sharpe>30 Music is annoying though.
  719. T 1436456568 18<DarkJarris18> didnt like silence
  720. T 1436456582 20<Sharpe>30 Why in the name of fuck are you advising people to go to IE -.-
  721. T 1436456589 18<DarkJarris18> also didnt want something loud and oboxious
  722. T 1436456591 20<Sharpe>30 Rule 1: HAVE FIREFOX
  723. T 1436456627 18<DarkJarris18> this is what seperates knowlege from wisdom.
  724. T 1436456631 20<Sharpe>30 heh
  725. T 1436456634 18<DarkJarris18> IE is an integral part of windows.
  726. T 1436456643 20<Sharpe>30 IE is also shite.
  727. T 1436456654 18<DarkJarris18> if you reset IE back to default. it WILL affect ther est of the system.
  728. T 1436456669 18<DarkJarris18> resetting firefox will do fuck all except for firefox.
  729. T 1436456674 20<Sharpe>30 Fair enough...
  730. T 1436456678 18<DarkJarris18> IE will do system-wide resets
  731. T 1436456710 18<DarkJarris18> if you use firefox, open ie and reset it. ditto for chrome, opera, safari, and anything else.
  732. T 1436456720 20<Sharpe>30 Hmm.
  733. T 1436456803 20<Sharpe>30 Re-watching the GoI video :P
  734. T 1436457679 24* 28Const is now known as 18Const|Out
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