alias midfinger {
  set %nick $$?="Give finger to who?"
  msg $active 1,1..3,1Fuck you %nick you motherfucker!
  msg $active 1,1.............4,1/´¯)1,1..............
  msg $active 1,1........... 4,1/1,1...4,1/1,1............
  msg $active 1,1.......... 4,1/1,1...4,1/1,1...........
  msg $active 1,1...... 4,1/¯/1,1....4,1/¯¯/1,1......
  msg $active 1,1... 4,1/¯/1,1.4,1/1,1....4,1/1,1..4,1/ /?\1,1...
  msg $active 1,1. 4,1(1,1..4,1(1,1.4,1(1,1.....4,1(1,1....4,1/1,1...4,1)1,1.
  msg $active 1,1.. 4,1\1,1..................4,1/1,1...
  msg $active 1,1... 4,1\1,1...............4,1/¯1,1.....
  msg $active 1,1.... 4,1\1,1............4,1(1,1.
  msg $active 1,1..... 4,1\1,1...........4,1\1,1...........
  inc %finger
  describe $active 3,1has given people the finger4,1 %finger 3,1times.
}