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PewDiePie has gone to prison for using racist insults online and robbery.
Queen Elizabeth has been euthanised for injecting children with urine.
Mike Pence has gone to prison for child abuse and possession of over 750TB of child pornography.
Chris Brown has been euthanised for battery.
Colonel Sanders has passed away due to food poisoning.
A baby has been raped by Markiplier.
Mike Pence has been euthanised for homosexual sex in a Subway sandwich shop in London, England.
Sir Jimmy Saville has been euthanised for injecting children with urine.
Toby Fox has been euthanised for possession of 500GB of child pornography.
Sir Jimmy Saville has gone to prison for homosexual sex in an old peoples' home in London, England.
Mike Tyson has passed away due to suicide by acid.
Ronald Reagan has been euthanised for animal rape.
Prince Charles pleasured himself with a salmon.
Seth McFarlane has died in a police shootout in Nigeria.
Mike Pence pleasured himself with a set of anal beads.
Pope Francis has gone to prison for animal rape and public childbirth in a strip club in Pyongyang, North Korea.
Tony Robinson has murdered Miley Cyrus with a pistol.
Madeline McCann has died in a random, brutal murder in a KFC in Bangkok, Thailand.
Malala Yousafzai has murdered Mike Tyson with an air rifle.