Game 1
In-Game
whizz9: pre
whizz9: also pre
whizz9: what u can do is push in and look for a roam too
whizz9: i outscale them all
whizz9: so does vlad
whizz9: she stiole my red
whizz9: u kdiding me
whizz9: like
whizz9: u think this is normal?
whizz9: 4 man chasing me over th map
whizz9: pathetic
whizz9: push u monkey
whizz9: whata re u freezing for
whizz9: they are ionvading me woth 4 ppl around the map
whizz9: and zed is freeezng
whizz9: i cant stop kindred marsk at all
whizz9: because of it
whizz9: ty quinn
whizz9: im alomst 6
whizz9: alright muting zed and reporting for being boosted
whizz9: i see how he was silver and is not palt
whizz9: my fkcing ass u carried urself here
whizz9: BUDDY
whizz9: i NECVR DIED 2 vs 2
whizz9: i fkcing died 4 vs 1
whizz9: and 3 vs 1
whizz9: but u monkey keep freezing uzr sh8it lane
whizz9: and not winning 1 vs 1
whizz9: WTF
whizz9: are u doing inm this elo
whizz9: u are boosted
whizz9: stop lying
whizz9: i love me some 4 vs 1 jungle games
whizz9: relaxx my ass
whizz9: yea report me for asking help playing 4 vs 1
whizz9: gg
whizz9: i got my red stiolen lvl 1
whizz9: cause nobiody wards it
whizz9: let them win already
whizz9: what are u doing
whizz9: buddy
whizz9: we wont win this
whizz9: no mattter whta u do
whizz9: he lost us not only bot
whizz9: but also jungle
whizz9: u ARE AFK
whizz9: farming
whizz9: while they chas eme down 4 ppl
whizz9: wtf
whizz9: are u still arhgueiong baozt
whizz9: u ltirally
whizz9: afked on us
whizz9: and then talking like u are doing fine
whizz9: i cant blame him
whizz9: it is ur fault zed
whizz9: 100%
whizz9: everytime this happens
whizz9: its ur fault
Post-Game
whizz9: im solo
whizz9: and u are the reaosn we lost
whizz9: boosted bonobo
whizz9: cant gain lane prio over a tf
whizz9: tho fkcing roams lvl 2
whizz9: to chsase me over ym fkcing jungle
whizz9: while u are freezing ur fkcing lane
whizz9: are u kdding me
whizz9: HOW the fck is that not ur fault
whizz9: jesus chrsit
whizz9: hes fkcing boosted
whizz9: it pisses me off that i need to play with ppl like this
whizz9: and then he cant even accept that its not his fkcing job to afk under his turret
whizz9: as zed
whizz9: best part is
whizz9: both duos oin their team
whizz9: are prior diamond palyers
whizz9: with gold palyrs they playing with
whizz9: putting them into a match where i need to plaa with this shit
whizz9: like
whizz9: i need to teach these guys the basics of laning and palying this game
whizz9: how is that acceptable?
whizz9: they made jungle this shit role
whizz9: that relies on solo lanes
whizz9: and matches me with boostesd monkeys
whizz9: dont even deny that u got boosted
whizz9: ffs
whizz9: who said u are pre
whizz9: i never said u are pre
whizz9: who are u talking to?
whizz9: he left
whizz9: we are not pre
whizz9: if iw as pre
whizz9: i would actaully be able to do something
whizz9: dude
whizz9: go rewatch that game
whizz9: i legit got chased down by 4 ppl
whizz9: out of my fkcing jungle
whizz9: HOLY shit
whizz9: she stole my red buff
whizz9: because my top didnt ward it
whizz9: so i had no information about that
whizz9: ima just ban draven from now on
Game 2
In-Game
whizz9: help me gaining crab control pls
whizz9: ill ping for it and need ur backup to contest
whizz9: i want to get ahead of yi
whizz9: so i nca help u guys
whizz9: ward my blue pls
whizz9: just in case
whizz9: ty
whizz9: wat
whizz9: he has no f
whizz9: gj
whizz9: omw
whizz9: bait her
whizz9: wp
whizz9: oh damn
whizz9: yea
whizz9: i swear to god
whizz9: verybody is suddenly diamond tier players in this game
whizz9: oh shes running it down now
whizz9: how convinient
whizz9: no toher lane to go sadly
whizz9: fb turret
whizz9: before top falls
whizz9: gj
whizz9: yi constanly taking my blue
whizz9: yea
whizz9: cant help it
whizz9: we need mroe vison opver our tp jugnle pls
whizz9: u know whatz a joke
whizz9: u farming all game being same lvl as me
whizz9: can u already stop running it down
whizz9: or do u want ur acc bannedß?
whizz9: shes doing it on purpise
whizz9: make sure to report her after teh game
whizz9: cant conets
whizz9: she rragequit now?
whizz9: yikes
whizz9: wasnt worth the try
whizz9: they cant do baron
whizz9: u can stop em
whizz9: i muted ad and top
whizz9: why
whizz9: lerts ff
whizz9: i wont be able to carry
whizz9: them stackign armor
whizz9: we can kil lulu
whizz9: oh
whizz9: i thoguht u hit tha buble
whizz9: i rly dont know what i can do
whizz9: to not loose this one
whizz9: how does that dmg make ever sense
whizz9: why is this hcampion still such a nobraoner
whizz9: i outjungled him so hard
whizz9: and yet
whizz9: i have no fkcing business
whizz9: fightign him
whizz9: we need that dragon
whizz9: group
whizz9: pls
whizz9: can i go next
whizz9: i can not take this gawem
whizz9: i lost 5 games like this today
whizz9: cause someone is trying to lopose the game
whizz9: im sick of oit
whizz9: i was 6 1 4 at some oint
whizz9: anow look at my stats
whizz9: taht was a legit 4 vs 5
whizz9: u can get their ioinhib
whizz9: get visoin over baorn
whizz9: we have to contet iot
whizz9: she only has one mr item btw
whizz9: gj
whizz9: lux is oom
whizz9: all mid
whizz9: we can win nopw
whizz9: lux has no f
whizz9: Lmao
whizz9: ran out of enery for the execvute
whizz9: unfornuante
whizz9: so lux f is down for another 4 mins
whizz9: come mid
whizz9: wait for me
whizz9: we can take the inhib without fighting at all
whizz9: gogoogog
whizz9: all top now
whizz9: dont go mid
whizz9: STOP GOING MDI
whizz9: wait
whizz9: why ar eu focirng fight smid
whizz9: we can win now
whizz9: FCKCSCAKLÖDTAl kshz
whizz9: this game is so frustating
whizz9: report top alne
Post-Game
whizz9: team
whizz9: did i ever falme this gam=
whizz9: ?
whizz9: make sure to get that quinn banned
whizz9: i clearly dserv to be playing with these guys
whizz9: thy refuse to get carried
whizz9: god damn hate this game
whizz9: wp ahri
whizz9: at least one prosn i could rely on
whizz9: gl next fiesta
Game 3
In-Game
whizz9: gonna be a snorr lane
whizz9: rset
whizz9: he bought more ports
whizz9: sry
whizz9: its fie
whizz9: ne
whizz9: u are an easy taget
whizz9: camille has no ult or flash
whizz9: pingpomng
whizz9: nice
whizz9: why are u so deep anyway
whizz9: not sure what they are doing in our jungle
whizz9: makes no sense
whizz9: yea lets 2 vs 5
whizz9: tjs game takes way too long alredy
whizz9: brb
whizz9: there is no reason
whizz9: why anyone should be mid right now
whizz9: at all
whizz9: there is nothing to take for us
whizz9: u okay
whizz9: hm
whizz9: hey gangplank
whizz9: are u okay?
whizz9: u sure?
whizz9: it was looking like u are having a seizure
whizz9: stop taelling opther to stfu
whizz9: and u are trying to loose a win game yes
whizz9: and it wasnt shtcalling
whizz9: come ashe
whizz9: we are playing 4 vs 4
whizz9: 5
whizz9: mr shotcaller doesnt want to win the game
whizz9: can we pls
whizz9: focus on objectives
whizz9: can i get out pls?
whizz9: thoguht so
whizz9: and the bot is goign bot lane agian farming
whizz9: i need exp
whizz9: u ar efkcing 0 4 9
whizz9: this game
whizz9: u cant be god mdan serious
whizz9: yea
whizz9: they dont wanna win
whizz9: they wanna carry
whizz9: adn their egos are broken when an adc is trying to carry em
whizz9: like look at those stats
whizz9: ud idnt evne hit a single spell
whizz9: WTFG
whizz9: why does ur fkicng build matter
whizz9: u didnt hit a single damn spell
whizz9: u are not winnign becaquse oif that
whizz9: U are winning caues my solo lanes dont want to win
whizz9: doesnt amtter
whizz9: thsi isb over
whizz9: but gp got 300 farm
whizz9: hes gonna carry now
Post-Game
whizz9: i wish both solo lanes
whizz9: to witness the worst of humanity to come
whizz9: subhumans
whizz9: tahts what u are