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  1. You are browsing Reddit. You decide to make a meme, because you want to get a lot of upvotes.
  2. "I am going to start making memes! I will be the greatest memer ever!"
  3.  
  4. Your post gets over 5000 points and you feel great. Then you see this:
  5. > Someone else has made an even more popular meme than yours.
  6.  
  7. Someone else has posted a picture of a cat with the caption "I can't stop laughing". It's got over 10k points and counting. This is so funny that you don't know what to do.
  8. What if it gets taken down? What if people find out about your secret identity? What if they call the police on you?
  9. How can you keep this a secret
  10. > You Decide to come up with the best meme of all time.
  11.  
  12. It takes some work but eventually you come up with something that makes sense.
  13. The next day you post it on /r/MemeEconomy . The first one goes up in less than 24 hours. People love it and soon there are several memes being posted every hour.
  14. This is amazing
  15. > You Decide to examine what your meme is.
  16.  
  17. You spend a lot of time looking at other memes, trying to figure out how to improve upon them. Eventually you come up with a new meme.
  18. A new meme is born!
  19. > What is the meme?
  20.  
  21. The meme is called "Why I'm not a racist" and it consists of the following text:
  22. "I am not a racist because I have black friends".
  23. You decide to name it after yourself, as you think it sounds better.
  24. Your new meme is so good that it becomes the most popular meme ever
  25. > You Revel in your newfound popularity.
  26.  
  27. You become very happy.
  28. You then go back to your normal life.
  29. But suddenly...
  30. A man named David appears on your computer screen. He says he knows who you are and why you're posting these memes. He also says he wants to meet you
  31. > You Ask David how he found you and what he wants.
  32.  
  33. David tells you that he was browsing Reddit when he came across your posts. He decided to look through your history to see if he could find anything interesting.
  34. He saw that you were posting a lot of memes, and decided to contact you.
  35. You agree to meet him in person.
  36. When you arrive at his house, David introduces himself.
  37. > Introduce yourself as MemeLord69.
  38.  
  39. You tell David that you're a Redditor and that you've been making memes for years now.
  40. David asks you what you want from him.
  41. > You Tell him you only agreed to meet so that he could pay you for your memes.
  42.  
  43. You explain that you don't really make money off of your memes, since you just put them online for free. But David seems interested in your offer and agrees to help you out.
  44. > You Arrange a deal for David to give you money each time you make a meme.
  45.  
  46. You arrange a deal where David will give you $10,000 for every meme you make.
  47. > You Thank David and go home.
  48.  
  49. You thank David and go home.
  50. > You Continue creating memes.
  51.  
  52. You continue to create memes until David stops responding to you.
  53. > You Go to David's house.
  54.  
  55. You go to David's house, but no-one answers the door. You knock and nobody answers. You wait outside for a while and then you get tired and leave.
  56. > You Call the police and report David as missing.
  57.  
  58. You call the police and report David as missing. They say they'll send a team to check the area, but nothing happens.
  59. > You Create a meme about David's disappearance.
  60.  
  61. You create a meme about David's disappearance. It doesn't take long before it starts getting popular.
  62. > You Wait for the meme to give you information on David's whereabouts.
  63.  
  64. You wait patiently for the info to be given to you by the meme. After a few minutes, you start to feel uneasy.
  65. > You Keep waiting.
  66.  
  67. After another few minutes, you begin to worry.
  68. > You Ask the internet what you should do to find David.
  69.  
  70. You ask the internet what you should do to find David. No answer comes, so you decide to try to talk to the meme directly.
  71. > You Talk to the spirit of all memes and ask what you should do.
  72.  
  73. You talk to the meme again and ask what you should do. This time the meme gives you an answer.
  74. > Listen to the answer.
  75.  
  76. You listen to the answer and it gives you more information.
  77. > what is the answer?
  78.  
  79. You learn that David has gone to a place called "The City".
  80. > travel to "The City".
  81.  
  82. You head to "The City", which is actually a town called "Hobopolis". You enter
  83. the town and find that it looks exactly like New York City.
  84. > search Hobopolis for David.
  85.  
  86. You search Hobopolis for David. You find that there are lots of people there,
  87. but no sign of David.
  88. > You make a meme about David being somewhere in Hobopolis.
  89.  
  90. You make a meme about David being somewhere in Hobopolis. The next day, you receive
  91. a message from David saying that he's fine and that he can't remember much about
  92. his past.
  93. > ask David to meet you.
  94.  
  95. You ask David to meet you in Hobopolis. David agrees, but he says he needs to
  96. speak with someone first.
  97. > wait for David in Hobopolis.
  98.  
  99. You wait for David in Hobopolis. A few days pass and you hear a loud noise coming
  100. from one of the buildings nearby. You rush over to investigate.
  101. > investigate the loud noise in the nearby building.
  102.  
  103. You investigate the loud noise in the nearby building. You find that it's caused
  104. by a bomb going off.
  105. > say a meme catchphrase out loud.
  106.  
  107. You say a meme catchphrase out loud. You hear a loud explosion followed by silence.
  108. You look around and see that the entire city has been destroyed. David appears
  109. behind you and tells you that he was right; you were wrong. He explains that
  110. you need to work together to stop the bombs from exploding. You agree and he
  111. takes you back to his apartment.
  112. > ask David what happened to him.
  113.  
  114. You ask David what happened to him. He tells you that he was kidnapped by a group
  115. of aliens known as the "Spirits" who want to use him as a weapon against humanity.
  116. You tell him that you're not sure if you believe him, but he insists that he's
  117. telling the truth.
  118. > ask David what he wants to do about it.
  119.  
  120. You ask David what he wants to do about it. He tells you that he wants to destroy
  121. the Spirits and free mankind from their influence. You tell him that you don't
  122. think that's possible, but he insists that it must be done.
  123. > ask David how we can do this.
  124.  
  125. You ask David how you can do this. He tells you that he needs your help and asks
  126. you to join him in destroying the Spirits. You agree and head to the nearest
  127. Spirit Castle.
  128. > ask David what he wants me to do now.
  129.  
  130. You ask David what he wants you to do now. He tells you that he wants you to
  131. kill the Spirits inside the castle. You agree and head into the room where the
  132. spirits are.
  133. > attempt to come up with a meme so funny that all the spirits die of laughter.
  134.  
  135. You attempt to come up with a meme so funny that all the spirits die of laughter.
  136. You manage to come up with a meme about a man named "Frogman" who eats frogs
  137. to gain strength.
  138. > show the Frogman meme to the spirits.
  139.  
  140. You show the Frogman meme to the spirits. They laugh at it and begin laughing
  141. too. They begin to attack the spirits and you watch them happily feast upon
  142. the corpses of the dead spirits.
  143. > !the spirits eat each other.
  144. > You thank the spirits for helping you.
  145.  
  146. You thank the spirits for helping you. You then take a selfie with them. You
  147. then leave Hobopolis and return home.
  148. > You continue...
  149.  
  150. You continue with your life and eventually become a successful meme creator.
  151. You even have children with them. One day, you realize that you've created too
  152. many memes and they start dying
  153. > retire from being a meme creator.
  154.  
  155. You retire from being a meme creator. You decide to spend time with your family
  156. instead
  157. > live happily ever after.
  158.  
  159. You live happily ever after. You create more memes and eventually have a happy
  160. family and a bunch of grandchildren.
  161.  
  162. CONGRATS YOU WIN
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