Pazuzu The Unbelievable

What Pazuzu The Unbelievable believes is real:
That he’s special

Dragons

Magic

Harry Potter

Ghosts

Elvis never died/faked his death

Michael Jackson faked his death

Non-avian dinosaurs never went extinct and that birds are not dinosaurs

Superheroes and that he is one

Spells and he can cast them

Cruses and he can place them on others

Transformation; he thinks he can transform into, say a T-rex, Velociraptor, etc

Power Rangers and that he is one

Half human, half alien beings and he's one of them; "I'm not from this world."

Were-Animals and that he can transform into one, such as a werewolf

Human Genetic Modification

Spirit Animals, such as the spirit of the T-rex, wolf, panther, etc

Super Intelligence; "I'm smarter than you humans"

Super Strength; "I'm stronger than you" (All without proof or evidence of any kind)

Skylanders

Monsters

An afterlife

That he is sent from God

That atheists just hate god, are jealous of God, his creation, etc

Belief is equal to knowlagde

Demons and that he will fight them

Angels

Digimon; "Respect my Digimon!"

Pokemon

Dimensional Travel and Dimensions

Time Travel

Doctor Who; he believes in him, he thinks he is a real person and has seen him since early childhood.
Not to mention he thinks he saw my future. It's full of hate, apparently.
Also thinks I need to believe in him.

Immortality

Dimensional Agelessness; he only ages in this one, he says

Dimensional Forms and that this one is just his "earth form" or whatever

Potions

Apocalypse of mankind; zombie ones, mostly. I hear him talking about it on the bus with his friend.
That and his comments about it, such as “There is no hope for you humans."
and "The world will end in August 2018."

Absolute power; "I can do anything I want."

Alchemy

Immortal Science

Creationism; "Who created the world? God did." (Despite the fact that it's not a who, but a
what.)


What Pazuzu does to dismiss questions for proof or evidence of his position:*
Shifts burdens of proof; "That's what you need to find out."

Ad hoc; "It's all top secret." "I can't because of my x or y law." "Why do you need evidence?"




What Pazuzu does not believe in:
Human Science; Biology, Geology, actual science

Human Logic

Human Knowledge

Human Anything; anything that contradicts his worldview is "human"

No really. Pazuzu is not a Poe. He is serious about these things.*

All because of hope, emotions, etc. Not good reasons for anyone to believe in anything at all,
as they are not objective what so ever.

I guess he was really indoctrinated. I bet he didn’t even learn what logic, science is,
let alone to tolerate people who aren’t like him. He’s the son of a pastor,
specifically the one from the Wesleyan church in Liberty Center and even when to the
Creation Museum in Cincinnati. So yes, he’s a Christian.

Also, a lot of petty insults, such as “you know nothing about X” or making stupid faces or movements when I was asking him questions. He has a brother. I don’t really know if he believes in a hell, but his brother definitely does. Both of them have ASD
(Autism Spectrum Disorder).

Not that excuses him or others from believing improbable claims on insufficient evidence.
After all, the person that typed this post is on the spectrum and he even has friends and a girlfriend. She also has ASD and to is a Christian. Her name is Lowey. He also has a friend called CamCam. He’s a dick; he told me STFU many times during my questions (because he said so),
he shoves Pazuzu away from me and even flipped me off. For no good reason. I’m a high schooler by the way.


Evidence: Factual circumstances which are accounted for, or supported by,
only one available explanation over any other.


Why is this so important? Because we don’t want to be fooled.
We want to make sure that the thing being claimed isn’t just made up.
In short, we want to make sure that it is real and that’s true.
Seemingly, not everyone seems to share this view.
Some people, especially religious and paranormal or kooky believers (such as the Whoers),
think that evidence is not even required in their epistemology or belief systems.
They tell me “Why do I need evidence?” “I don’t need evidence.”  “Why is it so needed?”
Apparently, they don’t need it but others do (special pledging),
think that’s it’s not required for beliefs that make empirical claims or are unaware of how it works
(ignorance of basic empirical epistemology, let alone science or skepticism).
The more professional ones are often dishonest and lean towards the latter than the former.
The ones I usually talk about are the uninformed, the misinformed ones, which leans towards
the lack of scientific education