Game 1
In-Game
Doctor Taquito: nothing like new junglers who are toxic
Doctor Taquito: epic
Doctor Taquito: zoe passive
Doctor Taquito: yi goes in 2v1
Doctor Taquito: spam pings
Doctor Taquito: nice
Doctor Taquito: buddy it's lookin like you're the noob yi
Doctor Taquito: js
Doctor Taquito: nice hook naut
Doctor Taquito: why did you go in
Doctor Taquito: yi
Doctor Taquito: keep it classy
Doctor Taquito: true
Doctor Taquito: yi doing worse job than yasuo jungle
Doctor Taquito: and is spam pinging and flaming us
Doctor Taquito: nice
Doctor Taquito: he's still doing worse
Doctor Taquito: lmao
Doctor Taquito: i don't think we win this 4v5
Doctor Taquito: maybe if we had a jg
Doctor Taquito: fk off son of b is the only thing yi has said all game
Doctor Taquito: jk he jus said "fk offfffffff mother fk"
Doctor Taquito: if you're actually turkish
Doctor Taquito: why not play on turkey servers
Doctor Taquito: was yi the no on ff
Doctor Taquito: oof
Doctor Taquito: that's literally what you build on morde
Doctor Taquito: dumbass
Doctor Taquito: imagine building yi wrong but pinging morde build as wrong
Doctor Taquito: hmm
Doctor Taquito: galaxy brai
Doctor Taquito: that was a 2v1
Doctor Taquito: 2v3*
Doctor Taquito: you're not a teammate
Doctor Taquito: :(
Doctor Taquito: holy shit, he's an ap champion dumbass
Doctor Taquito: how many times do you need to be told that
Doctor Taquito: good lord
Doctor Taquito: you're too dumb to save
Doctor Taquito: he's probably some 5 year old turkish kid who's too scared to curse on the internet
Doctor Taquito: YI
Doctor Taquito: HE IS
Doctor Taquito: AN AP CHAMPION
Doctor Taquito: HOLY FUCK
Doctor Taquito: MORDEKAISER IS AN ABILITY POWER CHAMPION
Doctor Taquito: YOU FUCKING MEGABRAIN
Doctor Taquito: good god you're so fucking stupid
Doctor Taquito: unlucky
Doctor Taquito: i'm just going to stop typing to your brick wall of a brain
Doctor Taquito: iron 5 isn't a division, but you fucking belong there
Doctor Taquito: yi please go to turkish servers
Doctor Taquito: idk how we're winning with this galaxy brain yi
Doctor Taquito: he's actually telling morde to sell his items because morde isn't ap
Doctor Taquito: report yi and i will
Post-Game
Doctor Taquito: so i should just report all of you except naut and yas?
Doctor Taquito: i mean tbf veigar couldnt end solo
Doctor Taquito: he presses r and is then useless
Doctor Taquito: he did better than you and twitch
Doctor Taquito: ...
Doctor Taquito: i mean you missed every hook in the first 15 minutes
Doctor Taquito: don't put it all on other people buddy
Doctor Taquito: i understand that you're a lux otp
Doctor Taquito: so you probably can't comprehend actual skill shots
Doctor Taquito: but seriously, that game was not your teams fault instead of yours
Doctor Taquito: yes, i ban lux every game because she's a champion that requires no skill to play
Doctor Taquito: as illustrated by the fact that you find success with her
Doctor Taquito: because clearly you haven one
Doctor Taquito: yes
Doctor Taquito: i bet you do
Doctor Taquito: considering her animations don't reflect their hitboxes
Doctor Taquito: anyways buddy, hope you can focus and improve, and don't blame the game on your team
Doctor Taquito: do what you can to win, and if that's not enough
Doctor Taquito: go next
Doctor Taquito: hey i feel that
Doctor Taquito: i'm an adc main and my jungler is afk every game
Doctor Taquito: like this game where yi was telling morde that morde isn't an AP champion
Doctor Taquito: yeah he spam pinged us every time he inted
Doctor Taquito: your yasuo had second highest cs in game
Doctor Taquito: that's what he has to do
Doctor Taquito: veigar is useless when his ult is on CD
Doctor Taquito: he couldn't push into us though
Doctor Taquito: we one shot him
Doctor Taquito: well, unlucky then
Doctor Taquito: but that's the way veigar players do their thing
Doctor Taquito: afk until ult comes off cd
Doctor Taquito: true that
Doctor Taquito: he is only level 20
Doctor Taquito: i don't think he was smurfing either
Doctor Taquito: so
Doctor Taquito: i don't think he was
Doctor Taquito: because as soon as he used ult, he became useless
Doctor Taquito: yeah but i almost had as much as he did and i am support
Doctor Taquito: well i carried
Doctor Taquito: he didn't know how to play veigar well enough after his ult combo
Doctor Taquito: most of his kills were clean ups or one shotting me or tristana
Doctor Taquito: or yi inting to him
Doctor Taquito: that happened quite a bit
Doctor Taquito: maybe he was smurfing, idk
Doctor Taquito: if he was, he's probably a bronze smurf
Doctor Taquito: because i'm only silver
Doctor Taquito: and he was not better than me