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  1.         replace all " is " with " am " in the message      
  2.         replace all " am " with " are " in the message     
  3.         replace all " are " with " is " in the message     
  4.         replace all " me " with " maysalf " in the message
  5.         replace all " we " with " aresalf " in the message
  6.         replace all " did " with " diddly " in the message
  7.         replace all " you " with " yoohoo " in the message  
  8.         replace all " do " with " doo " in the message
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  10.         replace all "fuck" and "fuk" and "fuc" with "frak" in the message
  11.         replace all "ass" and "arse" and "acc" with "asthma" or "axe" in the message
  12.         replace all "penis" and "dick" and "wank" and "pen0r" and "dik" and "dong" with "duck" or "johnson" in the message
  13.         replace all "cock" with "clock" in the message
  14.         replace all "gay" with "gaylord" in the message
  15.         replace all "hell" with "hello" and "hill" or "hail" in the message
  16.         replace all "jack" with "josh" in the message
  17.         replace all "lynch" with "lunch" or "launch" in the message
  18.         replace all "retard" with "retort" and "retired" in the message
  19.         replace all "pusy" and "pussy" and "pusies" and "pussies" and "vagina" and "puss" and "vag" with "possy" in the message
  20.         replace all "faggot" and "faggit" and "fag" and "fagot" and "fuggot" and "fagit" with "friend" in the message
  21.         replace all "shit" and "shoot" and "feces" with "shed" in the message
  22.         replace all "nigger" and "niga" and "negro" and "nigga" and "niglet" and "neeg" and "jigaboo" and "jiggaboo" and "niger" and "niggar" and "nigger" and "nigur" and "kneeger" and "black" and "african" with "negan" or "negev" in the message
  23.         replace all "cunt" and "twat" with "curd" in the message
  24.         replace all "cracker" and "white" with "saltine" in the message
  25.         replace all "honkey" with "hockey" in the message
  26.         replace all "gook" and "chink" and "chinck" and "ching" and "chong" and "zipperhead" with "chick" in the message
  27.         replace all "hoe" and "slut" with "buddy" in the message
  28.         replace all "bitch" and "bich" with "birch" or "britch" or "bench" or "beach" or "branch" or "brunch" or "butch" in the message
  29.         replace all "motherfrak" with "motherfather" in the message
  30.         replace all "whore" with "who're" in the message           
  31.         replace all "suck" with "suckle" in the message        
  32.         replace all "slurp" with "slurpie" in the message          
  33.         replace all "cum" with "yankee doodle" in the message          
  34.         replace all "spic" and "splc" and "sp1c" with "stick" or "speck" in the message        
  35.         replace all "prick" with "prickly" in the message
  36.         replace all "rape" with "rope" and "rap" in the message
  37.         replace all "damn" and "dam" and "darn" and "dang" with "dank" in the message          
  38.         replace all "bastard" with "basshunter" in the message         
  39.         replace all "jizz" with "jazz" in the message          
  40.         replace all "jew" with "juice" in the message
  41.         replace all "nazi" with "not see" in the message           
  42.         replace all "beaner" with "bean" in the message        
  43.         replace all "kike" and "kyke" with "kite" in the message           
  44.         replace all "dyke" and "dike" with "bike" in the message           
  45.         replace all "coon" with "con" in the message           
  46.         replace all "homo" with "home" in the message          
  47.         replace all "wetback" with "dryfront" in the message           
  48.         replace all "tard" with "tired" in the message         
  49.         replace all "impossible" with "unpossible" in the message          
  50.         replace all "idiot" with "idiom" in the message        
  51.         replace all "stupid" with "student" in the message         
  52.         replace all "moron" with "moral" in the message        
  53.         replace all "dumb" with "dung" in the message          
  54.         replace all "please" with "pls no" in the message                      
  55.         replace all "tit" with "tat" in the message                    
  56.         replace all "卐" with "✿" in the message
  57.         replace all "taint" with "taunt" or "tattoo" in the message    
  58.         replace all "sack" with "sock" in the message      
  59.         replace all "ball" with "bull" or "bill" in the message
  60.         replace all "twit" with "twitter" in the message
  61.         replace all "spunk" with "spork" in the message
  62.         replace all "jap" with "jam" or "jeb" in the message
  63.         replace all "hitler" with "hitman" in the message
  64.         replace all "swastika" with "swag sticker" in the message
  65.         replace all "douche" with "doge" in the message
  66.         replace all "sex" with "six" in the message
  67.         replace all "poop" and "poo" with "pope" in the message
  68.         replace all "weed" and "cannabis" and "marijuana" and "pot" with "wheat" in the message
  69.         replace all "alcohol" with "water" in the message
  70.         replace all "meth" with "math" or "mass" in the message
  71.         replace all "cocaine" and "crack" and "coke" with "pepsi" or "cake" in the message
  72.         replace all "crap" with "crop" in the message
  73.         replace all "piss" and "pis" and "pee" and "whiz" and "whizz" and "urine" with "pls" or "pie" in the message
  74.         replace all "intercourse" and "innercourse" with "golf course" in the message
  75.         replace all "felch" with "fetch" in the message
  76.         replace all "blumpkin" with "pumpkin" in the message
  77.         replace all "clit" with "kit" or "kid" in the message
  78.         replace all "anus" with "angus" in the message
  79.         replace all "butt" and "bottom" with "bread" in the message
  80.         replace all "shut" with "hut" or "sheet" in the message
  81.         replace all "stfu" and "idgaf" and "idgas" and "gtfo" and "smd" and "smfd" with "ty" in the message
  82.         replace all "lmao" and "lmfao" and "lol" with "hahahaha" in the message
  83.         replace all "belland" and "beland" with "bel air" in the message
  84.         replace all "blood" with "balloon" and "bleach" in the message
  85.         replace all "holocaust" with "holy cast" in the message
  86.         replace all "gypsy" and "gypsies" with "jeep" in the message
  87.         replace all "arab" with "Robert" in the message
  88.         replace all "queef" with "queen" in the message
  89.         replace all "fart" with "fort" and "fight" in the message
  90.         replace all "semen" with "sea man" in the message
  91.         replace all "porn" and "porno" and "pron" and "pr0n" with "pork" or "prank" in the message
  92.         replace all "skeet" with "street" in the message
  93.         replace all "kys" with "kiss" in the message
  94.         replace all "condom" with "corndog" in the message
  95.         replace all "viagra" with "vitamins" in the message
  96.         replace all "lick" with "like" or "luck" in the message
  97.         replace all "scrotum" with "scott" in the message
  98.         replace all "nut" with "knot" in the message
  99.         replace all "boob" and "breast" with "bob" or "beep" in the message
  100.         replace all "kill" with "kyle" and "kale" in the message
  101.         replace all "nipple" and "nip" with "nap" or "naples" in the message
  102.         replace all "dead" and "death" with "dad" in the message
  103.         replace all "fat" with "feet" in the message
  104.         replace all "chest" with "cheat" or "chess" in the message
  105.         replace all "3/5" with "0.6" in the message
  106.         replace all "mexican" with "medicine" in the message
  107.         replace all "blow" with "bow" or "bro" in the message
  108.         replace all "bj" with "dj" in the message
  109.         replace all "hand" with "ham" in the message
  110.         replace all "mouth" with "mouse" in the message
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