[2240]  Roeben  holy fucking fucking shit
[2240]  Roeben  I was playing freelancer
[2240]  Roeben  now
[2240]  Roeben  Anyway, i am a lane hacker
[2240]  Roeben  a pirate of sort
[2240]  Roeben  so i was minding my own buisness
[2240]  Roeben  in a FREIGHTER
[2240]  Roeben  aka
[2240]  Roeben  noncombat
[2240]  Roeben  suddenly, a mercenary drops out
[2241]  Roeben  he's like
[2241]  Roeben  oi you
[2241]  Roeben  stay here
[2241]  Roeben  there is a bounty on yer head ye hacker
[2241]  Roeben  and i'm like
[2241]  Roeben  PLEASE DONT KILL ME ARGH
[2241]  Roeben  so
[2241]  Roeben  then a bounty hunter drops out
[2241]  Roeben  says he saw me first
[2241]  Roeben  he's like
[2241]  Roeben  THERE IS A BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD
[2241]  Roeben  HE IS MINE
[2241]  Roeben  so
[2241]  Roeben  i'm like
[2241]  Roeben  oh fuck
[2241]  Roeben  but i am also like
[2241]  Roeben  FUCK YEAH
[2242]  Roeben  so the two start discussing
[2242]  Roeben  this attracts the attention of A FUCKING SIEGE CRUISER
[2242]  Roeben  so the USS Prometheus butts in
[2242]  Roeben  tells them that i am in Navy territory
[2242]  Roeben  and that i'm to be handed over to the navy.
[2243]  Roeben  they start fighting it out for a few minutes
[2243]  Roeben  i scramble to scan them
[2243]  Roeben  take pictures of their loadout
[2243]  Roeben  finish on that
[2243]  Roeben  then ANOTHER lane hacker
[2243]  Roeben  from our most elite group
[2243]  Roeben  he's like
[2243]  Roeben  imma comin to save ya!
[2243]  Roeben  so i'm like
[2243]  Roeben  dude
[2243]  Roeben  there is a cruiser
[2243]  Roeben  a bounty hunter gunboat
[2243]  Roeben  and a mercenary heavy fighter on my ass!
[2243]  Roeben  AND IM IN A FUCKING FREIGHTER
[2243]  Roeben  so
[2244]  Roeben  the logical thing happens
[2244]  Roeben  another navy gunboat drops out
[2244]  Roeben  so now its me
[2244]  Roeben  vs a cruiser, two gunboats and a heavy fighter
[2244]  Roeben  and i'm in a freighter.
[2244]  Roeben  the elite hacker arrives
[2244]  Roeben  and literally
[2244]  Roeben  the capital ships turn to him
[2244]  Roeben  i fly off As quick as my wings can carry me
[2244]  Roeben  the mercenary is like
[2244]  Roeben  FUCK NO YOU AINT LEAVAN
[2245]  Roeben  so he chases me into a random asteroid field
[2245]  Roeben  and i'm like
[2245]  Roeben  AAARARGH
[2245]  Roeben  and i keep running
[2245]  Roeben  then i turn around in midflight via engine kill
[2245]  Roeben  keep going in the same direction, but pointed to the merc's face
[2245]  Roeben  unload my weapons with the force of 1000 suns
[2245]  Roeben  so he turns 180 degrees to dodge it
[2245]  Roeben  and runs right into the elite hacker
[2245]  Roeben  he blows up
[2246]  Roeben  i scoot away, the elite hacker goes the other way
[2246]  Roeben  the cruiser is like OH YEAH WELL FUCK YOU
[2246]  Roeben  so he chases me
[2246]  Roeben  so i run with full force out of the asteroid belt
[2246]  Roeben  and into the badlands
[2246]  Roeben  the badlands are very dense, so cruisers can't go in
[2246]  Roeben  they crash against the rocks
[2246]  Roeben  also
[2246]  Roeben  sensors dont work in there
[2246]  Roeben  and then i safely glide back into a pirate base
[2247]  Roeben  and i made it off with the fucking intel and loadout specs of a cruiser and two gunboats.
[2247]  Roeben  this is considered ”standard roleplay behavior”
[2248]  Heillios    heh
[2248]  Heillios    So, I have to ask, what game
[2248]  Roeben  Freelancer
[2249]   Heillios   was caught up in the story.
[2249]  itsthedude  Lol
[2249]  itsthedude  It was somewhat interesting, yeah.
[2249]  Rokumaru    Roeben, that may be the most epic story you ever told on here. Just so you know. p
[2250]  Roeben  yeah
[2250]  Roeben  i'm saving it