okay you guys listen to what I have to say. I am really confused ok so a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to orgasm when all of a sudden my vag just like...sucked it up. it was like a vacuum. not just a regular vacuum, my vag is a dyson. anyways, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out the egg but it wouldn't come out. so the other day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! it fell into my underwear. i was too afraid to take it out and people probably thought i was growing a penis or something.. So I didn't take it out my underwear until I got home and the effing egg was HARDBOILED! my vagina is a vacuum AND a pot of boiling water.. it hardboiled an egg! im not done.. so i put it in the fridge because i didnt know what else to do.. and a couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad!