Set absolute bearing for Victory!

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Friends, LulzLizards and enemies around the globe,

The hateful fiends at PayPal have unleashed FBI sea dogs to hunt down some of the more beloved members of our battlefleet. That is why we have decided to raise anchor and leave harbour for one final journey on the seven proxseas. We've set our LulzCannon's sights on the smarmy pirates of PayPal and will take no prisoners. They have not kept their most important booty safe. We find this very troubling, as it is not even their booty! Take this as a warning from your friendly LulzBoat captain. Wise little LulzLizards should withdraw their funds from PayPal before we do.

We're full of piss 'n vinegar and we're coming for you, PayPal. We gon' find you. We gon' find you. You can run and tell that.

Let it be known the captain has set absolute bearing for victory! Prepare yourselves for raw, uninterrupted anarchy. Didn't you notice all the dollar signs in our logo?