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  1. MaddyMayletzten Samstag um 15:44 Uhr
  2. Consider: they are both vampire hunters who think the other person is way too gorgeous not to be a vampire
  3. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 15:47 Uhr
  4. Suddenly I'm like...James is the vampire Hunter whose conceptions of whoa vampires are must change? Or...underworld type AU ?
  5. andy 💖letzten Samstag um 16:03 Uhr
  6. vampire aus are such a rich vein
  7. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 17:27 Uhr
  8. I'm here for the mistaken identity comedy
  9. Quiletzten Samstag um 17:27 Uhr
  10. please it's perfect
  11. Ashletzten Samstag um 17:28 Uhr
  12. James: standing in the doorway squinting at Keith
  13. Keith, just being polite: Well, aren’t you going to invite me in?
  14. James, in his head: I FukcnIG NkeW IT
  15. MaddyMayletzten Samstag um 17:29 Uhr
  16. I really want to now.
  17. Keith sees James on his way home on his day off. He has something red smeared by his mouth...
  18. It’s ketchup.
  19. He was eating a burger.
  20. But Keith scratches it down in his notepad
  21. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 17:33 Uhr
  22. :joy: :rofl:
  23. fiery (sarah)letzten Samstag um 17:34 Uhr
  24. i love it. XD
  25. Quiletzten Samstag um 17:34 Uhr
  26. i love this so much
  27. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 17:37 Uhr
  28. Halloween!!
  29. Omfg James is so competitive he wants to win some costume contest so he orders like... teeth moulds
  30. MaddyMayletzten Samstag um 17:38 Uhr
  31. He would
  32. Quiletzten Samstag um 17:38 Uhr
  33. They're just mutually despairing about their forbidden attraction to a vampire they hate
  34. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 17:40 Uhr
  35. First there is an unnecessary quest because theyre both convinced they accidentally swallowed a love potion left out by fae
  36. And it's like...uh no
  37. Nothing, the scans run clear
  38. Quiletzten Samstag um 17:41 Uhr
  39. fjfjzz omg yeah
  40. Ashletzten Samstag um 17:42 Uhr
  41. “Hey, you want some garlic bread?”
  42. “No, I’m good.”
  43. suspiciously “Haha.... me too... I’m... good....”
  44. MaddyMayletzten Samstag um 17:42 Uhr
  45. Keith is a freelancer, James is from a hunter organization. But because they’re both hunters they’re both only out at night and it just like *squint* uh huh
  46. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 17:45 Uhr
  47. Meanwhile...joke is on all of them because Slav is the freaking vampire :joy:
  48. kookies and cream UWUletzten Samstag um 17:45 Uhr
  49. :joy: :joy: :joy:
  50. paladinquenletzten Samstag um 17:45 Uhr
  51. As it turns out, looks doesn't really have much to do with it, being a vampire can just heighten your strenghts
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