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- 11:49 <@Rulesy^> cat shit is the worst thing ever to have to scrape off a lawnmower
- 11:50 <@RaWwWr> Most people have their cats do that in a box with some litter or newspaper.
- 11:50 <@Pexicus> ewwww
- 11:50 <@Pexicus> well that was probably feral cat
- 11:50 <@Pexicus> assuming :D
- 11:50 <@Pexicus> or pissed off neighbour
- 11:50 <@Rulesy^> hey Pexicus i made you some herbal brownies for your birthday
- 11:50 <@Pexicus> lol Rulesy
- 11:50 <@Pexicus> awesome
- 11:51 <@Pexicus> I can smell them all the way up here north
- 11:51 <@Pexicus> rulezy delicatessen
- 11:51 <@RaWwWr> Still not as bas as some of virg's tasty dishes.
- 11:51 <@RaWwWr> *bad
- 11:54 <@Rulesy^> mmmmmm
- 11:57 <@Taalen> Most cats also dig a hole for their doings and fill it afterwards..
- 12:03 <@Rulesy^> pfft wish they all would
- 12:09 <@Taalen> All people don't wipe their arse or wash their hands either, so.. :P
- 12:09 <@Rulesy^> i dont care about them, they dont take dumps on my grass!
- 12:10 <@Taalen> :P
- 12:10 <@Rulesy^> well i dont think they do anyway... who knows!
- 12:10 <@Taalen> Heh, something amusing earlier this summer...
- 12:10 <@Rulesy^> did you take a dump on my grass? :(
- 12:11 <@Taalen> Sorry, no :P
- 12:11 <@Taalen> My cat is tiny. I mean really, really small. We were taking a walk, when he felt like he had to go. Only he was on very coarse, pretty tightly packed gravel and didn't feel like looking for a better place elsewhere
- 12:11 <@Taalen> So he began digging
- 12:11 <@Taalen> It was a weird sight to say the least, the tiny cat throwing pieces of gravel the size of half his head around to dig a deep, deep hole
- 12:11 <@Taalen> And fill it again
- 12:12 <@Taalen> And then do it again since he needed to pee, too
- 12:12 <@Rulesy^> hold on you take your cat for a walk?
- 12:12 <@Taalen> Sure. I wouldn't dare let him outside all by himself now would I
- 12:13 <@Rulesy^> lol
- 12:13 <@Taalen> And when it comes to stubbornness, I'm easily a match for a cat :P
- 12:13 <@Rulesy^> does he have a lead, or does he just follow you around?
- 12:14 <@Taalen> He has a harness, but usually we only attach the leash when there are dogs around or there's car traffic close
- 12:15 <@Rulesy^> ive never seen a cat on a leash before heh
- 12:15 <@Taalen> Of course he likes wandering around a bit, but he also doesn't want to be left alone, so unless he found something very interesting he follows me very good
- 12:16 <@Taalen> It's not all that uncommon around here - well, here in the big city. Everybody had their cats loose up where I'm from of course, though actually the suburb I currently live in would be a lot safer place to keep cats loose than my parent's place up north
- 12:16 <@Taalen> And it's not anywhere near as impossible to keep a cat in a leash as people think. Just remember they're not dogs, but intelligent people :P
- 12:17 <@Taalen> Can't force a cat to go where you want him to go, but you can subtly guide him..
- 12:18 <@Taalen> But it probably helps that I'm pretty well on the same wavelength with cats. I like to say I'm a 100% cat person, and yes, that makes me a 0% people person
- 12:19 <@Taalen> I once walked in the middle of a three-way catfight, and ended up getting all three to calm down and let me pet them. Not at the same time, though
- 12:19 <@Rulesy^> screw that, bucket of water solves most cat issues
- 12:20 <@Taalen> Never had issues with cats that needed solving by a bucket of water :P
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- 12:25 < Workshop> hello!
- 12:28 <@RaWwWr> Remind me never to debate Taalen about the nature of cats.
- 12:29 < Workshop> RaWwWr?
- 12:29 <@Taalen> Haha :P
- 12:30 < Workshop> never debate Taalen about the nature of cats
- 12:31 <@RaWwWr> Duly noted.
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