Early Man (2018) - EN

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THE EARTH

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THE NEOPLEISTOCEEN AGE ...

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NEAR MANCHESTER

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AROUND EAT TIME

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SOME TIMES LATER ...

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Almost, Hognob. Somewhat further.

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Do your best. We can do it.

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Another small piece, Hognob.

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I can join.

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Got you.

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Still have it.

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No, Hognob. Enough.

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Mum.
Come on, Hognob, we wake up Bobnar.

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Chief?

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Chief?

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Are you awake, Chief?

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Chief. Time to go hunting.

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Quite early, do not you, Dug?
- But, Chief ...

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we are always early.

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Come on, everybody, wake up.

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Quality over Quantity (QoQ) Releases
Early Man (2018)

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Translation: NoBrainer, Mandy & TDK

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Tomorrow, everybody.
- Tomorrow, Chief.

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Frisk this morning.

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Wait a minute, Chief.

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Chief.

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I've been thinking.
Are we always hunting rabbits?

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And they are still tasty too.

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Yes, but can not we hunt for something bigger?

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Like a hare?
- Like a buffalo. Or a mammoth.

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You want us to go hunting
on a five-ton, bone-breaking mammoth?

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Yes, why not?

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I think we can, Chief.

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Dug, look at our forefathers.

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They did not hunt big things either, did they?
They hunted small round creatures.

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Or something.

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What are they?

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No idea.
They probably could not sign rabbits.

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Wait. Chief.

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About that with that mammoth ...

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Listen, I'll keep it in mind. good?

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Come on, Dug.
Okay, collect all.

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Grab a spear.

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It is pointy.

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Treebor, hurry up.
- Mom.

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Tomorrow, Barry.
- Tomorrow, Dug.

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Will Mr. Rock go hunting today?
- He would not want to miss it for no gold.

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Tomorrow, Asbo. Underwear changed?
- Yes, Chief, along with Thongo. The champion.

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Chief?
- Yes, Gravelle?

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When I raise my arm, it hurts.
- Do not do that then.

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Grubup, do not eat, that's Eemak.

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Exactly. Good...

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Head down, all.
- Thank you, Dug.

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We thank our valley, our home ...

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this valuable land that sustains us
and offers protection against the Badlands.

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That we can live in peace,
in harmonious balance with our forest ...

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and all the animals that we share it with.

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Okay, let's kill something.

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A rabbit.

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Very well.

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I got him.

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He's coming, Eemak

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Nice try.
- The surprise attack.

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Right, Chief.

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I got him.

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Nope.

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Crazy. Champion.

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I'll take him, Gravelle.

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Let me out. I'm stuck.

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Well done, Mr. Rock.

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Well done, everyone.
Rabbit surprise tonight.

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See, Dug?
We hunt rabbits and everything is good.

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The thing with rabbits is, Chief ...
They are rather small.

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Dug, look at us.

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Do you really think we do
can catch a mammoth?

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Good footwork, Mr. Rock.

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We?

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You have practiced.

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All quiet.

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The rabbits fight back.

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These are not rabbits.

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Attack.

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Mr. Rock.

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To the Badlands.

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The valley out?
- Get out.

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Hognob.

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Where is Dug? Have you seen Dug?

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Go ahead.
- Thanks, Chief.

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Dug.

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Excellent.

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Secure the valley and dig it up.

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What about, Mr. Nooth?

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Dumb cup. Dig up the ore.
The metal that is in the ground.

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The ore in the ground.

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And the primitives?
- Let them creep in the Badlands.

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They have not performed anything
with their tiny flints ...

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You have chosen the wrong strain.

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I am so afraid of your stones.
The Stone Age is over, dino.

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Long live the Bronze Age.

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Okay, we're going.
- Good, Mr. Nooth.

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I am late for my massage.

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Hey, get out.

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Multifunctional pocket swords.
Also handy for opening bottles.

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Sliced ??bread. This is the best since ever.

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Stay away from the bronze.

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The what?
- The bronze. Do you sometimes come from the Stone Age?

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CLOSED

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50 schnookels.

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Voluntary contribution, everyone has to pay.

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It has become more expensive again.
- 50 schnookels. Voluntary contribution.

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She did not voluntarily contribute.

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Stop her.

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Stop her.

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Hey.

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I really would not want to be there.

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Hügelgraber, do you sometimes not see well?
The arena is this way.

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Your sissies are being slaughtered.

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Walk.

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All up for our powerful leader:
Mr. Nooth.

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Who challenges the champions?

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We challenge them.
- We accept the challenge.

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The time has arrived.

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Let the holy game begin.

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See here for you: Real Bronzio ...

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with their leader Jurgend.

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The official for today: referee Dino.

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In the name of Queen Oofeefa
we thank you for the great game.

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Playing football.

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While I count my schnokels.

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Hügelgraber, what are you doing?
Go on goal.

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What's with Hügelgraber? Come on.

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Pick up.

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To me.

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Release.

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Free kick.

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Hügelgraber, just join.

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Just kick.

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What are you doing, Hügelgraber?
You make your own goal.

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He is not me.

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A caveman?

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Who plays the holy game? Bring him here.

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How dare you...

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How dare you go
on our holy ground.

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You have taken our land. Our home.

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Which? Say, Stone Age Animal,
you have no home.

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It's done with your kind.

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Take him and kill him, slowly.

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I mean, take him normally
and then slowly kill him. Idiots.

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Continue with the game.

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We challenge the champions.

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Wait.

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We challenge the champions.

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What did you say?

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He said, "We are ...".
- I heard him.

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If we win, we will keep our valley.
You leave my tribe alone.

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You think you can beat us with football?

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A match between Bronze and the beasts?

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What an idea.
- Sacrilege, leader.

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Yes indeed.

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The mass would be such a vulgar spectacle
love it.

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For real?

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For the valley, huh?

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Dug.
- It's Dug.

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What does he have for fruit?

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Football? What is that?

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And how do we get our valley back?
- It's a great game, Chief.

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The leader of the Bronze people says,
that if we win this game from them ...

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Nice and short pants, say.
- Mom.

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... we get our valley back.
- We want that.

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And if we do not beat them?

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Then we spend the rest of our lives
working in a mine.

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What is a mine?

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Dug, we've never played this game before.

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That's right. Someday.

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Those petroglyphs in our valley ...

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are from our ancestors playing football.

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Champion.
- If they did ...

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why do not we?

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I always smell of flickering memories.
- This does not change anything, Dug. It is too risky.

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Come on, Chief. We can do it.

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I want to play soccer. Now.

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Listen, we're not going ... No.

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Okay, do not worry about us.

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It will be fine with us.
We just die painfully in the Badlands.

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Now, Chief. Please give us a chance.

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All right then. We're going to try that football thing.

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I promise nothing.
- The match is played at full moon.

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And then we can go back to the valley.
- Fat.

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All right, draw up. They are yours, Dug.
- Thanks, Chief.

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Good.

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Are boars allowed to play football?

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No, I do not think so. Sorry, Hognob.

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This is a football.

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One side tries the ball
Kicking this goal ...

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and the other side tries the ball
to kick in that goal.

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Football sounds difficult.

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What is happening
if you shot the ball in it?

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If you do that,
the other men will hug you and kiss you.

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Who wants to try?
- I do.

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Mom.
- Good, Magma. Fine.

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I'm trying to catch a ball
and you have to stop me, okay?

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Come on.

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Beautiful.

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Tight action, Mom.
- Football is great.

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That can not be right.
You can not hit other players.

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No, you have to attack the ball.

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No, no weapons.

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With the fist?
- No not at all.

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What's fun about that?

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Okay, Thongo.

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Nice try. Next one.

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Hognob.

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Do your best, Asbo.

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Sorry, can we return our ball?

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Trust me, Dino.

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This football match between
the Stone Age and the Bronze World is perfect.

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I love it.
- From football.

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No, from bronze.

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It is so cold, hard and smooth.

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With this competition I am going to earn a lot of it.
- What if the queen discovers it?

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That old pie?
She does not know what is happening here, fortunately.

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Deliver message.
- Your Football, a message bird.

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Come, make sure it's ...

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Hey? How do you use such a message bird?

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It is the queen.

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Speak in his ear, ma'am.
He does everything he hears.

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But if I do not even know if I can ...
Test, test.

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Nooth?
- Maybe she heard about the match.

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Of course not.
- I heard about the match.

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You organize a football match
wanted a couple?

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Idiot. Imagine that we lose.
- That does not happen.

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I said: imagine. Exactly.

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The mighty Bronze Age brought to its knees
by a bunch of cavemen.

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I warn you, Nooth.
You better not lose.

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End of message.

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Silly old witch.
How dare she speak to me like that?

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Silly old witch.
How dare she speak to me like that?

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Deliver message.

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Guards, get that bird back.
What does the queen know?

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The cavemen are pummels. My players are ...
- Overpaid?

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Champions.
- Oh yes, champions.

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They think, sleep and eat football.

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I do not think the cavemen do that.

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Get up, time to start training.

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To him, to her, to me.
- I'm free.

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No, not like that.

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With 'free kick' I meant the ball.
- Sorry, Dug.

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Hognob, no.

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Barry, where are you going? Do not go away.
- Football is difficult.

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Dug, my toe is doing very well.

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Quietly, Magma.
- Grubup, let go. I told you...

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This is the only one we have.

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Come on everybody. We must be able to do this.
Do not sit down.

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Grubup does not like football.
Grubup gets hungry.

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Eemak, keep it inside.

256
00:33:47.291 --> 00:33:50.452
Food. Jammie.

257
00:34:14.566 --> 00:34:17,151
A D.

258
00:34:18,464 --> 00:34:20,895
No, duck.

259
00:34:22,624 --> 00:34:27,600
Look, a big man-eating wild duck.
Flight.

260
00:35:05.541 --> 00:35:10.096
You have not eaten your original soup.
- I have no appetite.

261
00:35:22,224 --> 00:35:27,063
Dug, give up football,
for their own good.

262
00:35:27.185 --> 00:35:29.667
They just can not.

263
00:35:29,785 --> 00:35:34,544
Do you miss the valley?
- The valley is gone.

264
00:35:34.666 --> 00:35:38.426
We're better off in the desert,
then dabbling in a mine.

265
00:35:38.545 --> 00:35:43.081
There is a big, strange duck,
but at least we are together.

266
00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:48,562
We are still a tribe.
- We know that our ancestors played football.

267
00:35:48,973 --> 00:35:52,939
I still think we can do it.
- By which?

268
00:35:53.251 --> 00:35:55.973
You do not even have a ball.

269
00:36:01.573 --> 00:36:03.028
It is over.

270
00:36:09,972 --> 00:36:14,780
No, there is still time. Come, Hognob.

271
00:36:33.272 --> 00:36:36.280
Okay, Hognob.

272
00:36:47.793 --> 00:36:51.003
Let's get balls.

273
00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,357
What is this for strange magic?

274
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:31,646
Hognob, stay here.
I do not want to attract attention.

275
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:10,101
What kind of noise?

276
00:38:12.126 --> 00:38:14.084
Is that you, Stefano?

277
00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:19,594
Stop messing around and come here
with those sturdy hands from you.

278
00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:29,311
Come on, Stefano.
It is time for my massage.

279
00:38:29.407 --> 00:38:31.517
HOLBEWONERSVVECHT
WEDEWOEDE

280
00:38:45.369 --> 00:38:49.201
The new player gets the ball
on the center circle.

281
00:38:50,592 --> 00:38:56,379
She passes one, plays the other through the legs
and laps perfectly over the defender.

282
00:38:56,690 --> 00:39:01,299
She goes all the way. She shoots and scores.

283
00:39:03,012 --> 00:39:07,939
And the audience is going loose. Goal.

284
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:29,373
I need this, Stefano. I am stressed.

285
00:39:29,614 --> 00:39:32,230
A hardworking governor like me ...

286
00:39:32,253 --> 00:39:37,653
who is trapped in this terrible desert,
deserves some extras.

287
00:39:37.776 --> 00:39:42.177
Simple pleasures,
such as good food, a massage ...

288
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:47,534
his own football team.
Hurry up. I do not have the whole day.

289
00:39:49.415 --> 00:39:55.265
My tendons feel like rope.
Wash the whole pig.

290
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,779
You're that crazy caveman.
- The angry potter.

291
00:40:03,898 --> 00:40:08,100
What are you doing here, caveman?
This is the holy field. Nobody can come here.

292
00:40:08.219 --> 00:40:11.507
Balls. I need balls.

293
00:40:11,817 --> 00:40:16,100
You broke into the stadium,
just to find balls?

294
00:40:18,381 --> 00:40:20,228
You are brave, caveman.

295
00:40:21,971 --> 00:40:28,108
And stupid. More stupid than brave actually.
- Thank you.

296
00:40:28,765 --> 00:40:30,415
By the way, I am Goona.

297
00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,813
Dug.

298
00:40:33.220 --> 00:40:35.271
Come on, I can help.

299
00:40:42.423 --> 00:40:44.550
That's nice.

300
00:40:47.231 --> 00:40:50.229
I do not know why the queen
is worried.

301
00:40:51.543 --> 00:40:54,881
We know that cavemen are losers.

302
00:40:54.904 --> 00:40:58.064
Those Stone Age chisels
can not even beat their own grandmothers.

303
00:40:58,183 --> 00:41:03,352
Stupid croquettes. Dumb boobs.

304
00:41:03,663 --> 00:41:08,744
Stefano, not that hard. That is enough massage.

305
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,912
How about soothing music?

306
00:41:19,252 --> 00:41:22,835
I'm jealous of you.
- On me?

307
00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:28,538
You can go on that holy field
play for thousands of fans.

308
00:41:29,668 --> 00:41:31,507
Maybe you will ever do that too.

309
00:41:31,918 --> 00:41:34,917
Do you think girls
to play for Real Bronzio?

310
00:41:35.516 --> 00:41:40.029
You are really crazy.
Why do you think I'm secretly coming here?

311
00:41:40,627 --> 00:41:41,918
Who is that?

312
00:41:42,229 --> 00:41:45,478
Scarper.
- Stop, thieves.

313
00:41:45,789 --> 00:41:46,957
Here.

314
00:41:51,373 --> 00:41:55,840
They went there. No, there.

315
00:42:01,697 --> 00:42:03,464
Give me, quickly.

316
00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:16,617
You're very good.
- Thanks. I exercise a lot.

317
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,792
I have a great idea.

318
00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:33,875
Come.

319
00:42:41.875 --> 00:42:44.886
What are you having tonight, Stefano?

320
00:42:45.197 --> 00:42:47.598
Stefano?
- Yes, Sire?

321
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:04.527
Hognob.

322
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,401
Hognob, this is Goona. Goona, Hognob.
Hi, Hognob.

323
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:28,161
Is it going, Sire?
- Of course not, idiot.

324
00:43:28.602 --> 00:43:31.565
I just received a massage from a pig.

325
00:43:40.229 --> 00:43:43.794
Wake up, everyone.
I want to introduce you to someone.

326
00:43:44,104 --> 00:43:47,634
This is Goona.
- Hi.

327
00:43:47,657 --> 00:43:51,166
She helps us win.
- Why would she do that?

328
00:43:51.193 --> 00:43:55.225
Then she can go on the holy field
play for thousands of fans.

329
00:43:56,551 --> 00:44:00,410
Nice to be there.
In what system do you play?

330
00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:06,393
System?
- 4-4-2 or 4-4-3? Who is the central defender?

331
00:44:07.088 --> 00:44:13,179
Do you play on the man or in a zone?
- We kick the ball and run after it.

332
00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:19,434
Do you think you beat Real Bronzio?
by running after the ball?

333
00:44:20,433 --> 00:44:22,561
You must get to know the opponent.

334
00:44:25,728 --> 00:44:31,097
This is Jurgend, the captain.
The best goal scorer in the known world.

335
00:44:32.034 --> 00:44:35.099
And he is also known. Their winger ...

336
00:44:35,122 --> 00:44:38,908
Lightning Hammer.
He never shoots at the same place twice.

337
00:44:41.309 --> 00:44:46.45
Midfielder Qwik Wun Tu.
He kicks faster than you can think.

338
00:44:47,468 --> 00:44:49,810
Defender Gonad the Gaul.

339
00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:53,301
Nobody escapes his tackle.

340
00:44:56.182 --> 00:44:57.67
Mom.

341
00:44:57,918 --> 00:45:02,795
Make no mistake.
These are the best players that bronze can buy.

342
00:45:03,109 --> 00:45:08,317
They are huge, gigantic football giants.

343
00:45:08,436 --> 00:45:11,861
We can never beat such a good team.

344
00:45:12.623 --> 00:45:16.12
They might be good,
but they are not a team.

345
00:45:17.903 --> 00:45:21.213
They are eleven players
who all think they are the star.

346
00:45:21.527 --> 00:45:25,398
That is their weakness
and so you can defeat them.

347
00:45:28.037 --> 00:45:29.566
Goona is right.

348
00:45:29,592 --> 00:45:34,343
They might be better players,
but we have something they do not have.

349
00:45:34,845 --> 00:45:39,769
Moss?
- No moss, Barry. We have each other.

350
00:45:40.080 --> 00:45:44.366
If we work together, maybe it works.

351
00:45:47.184 --> 00:45:51.439
We have a lot to do
and do not even have a full team.

352
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,640
What is happening here?
- This is Goona and she helps us win.

353
00:45:58,663 --> 00:46:03,291
I thought we were done with football.
- Not now that you are there. You're in the team.

354
00:46:04.576 --> 00:46:09.281
I'm not going to play. I am an old man.
I am almost 32.

355
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,008
That is indeed old. You are the keeper.

356
00:46:13,090 --> 00:46:14,665
That is setteled then.

357
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,561
Where is your training facility?
Real Bronzio has the best.

358
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,451
The only thing we have is ...

359
00:46:23,682 --> 00:46:25,241
the desert.

360
00:46:28.041 --> 00:46:30.372
Three two one.

361
00:46:31.163 --> 00:46:32.780
Here, everyone.

362
00:46:34,074 --> 00:46:37,930
What are you doing?
- There, everyone.

363
00:46:51.362 --> 00:46:53.125
This is dangerous.

364
00:47:00,133 --> 00:47:02,292
What do you want that ...

365
00:47:08,843 --> 00:47:13,413
Get well ...
- Play over and keep moving. This is important.

366
00:47:13,436 --> 00:47:16,051
But whatever happens, stay in formation.

367
00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:57,641
If so. All work together.

368
00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:11,927
This can also be added.
You found this in the valley of primitives?

369
00:48:12,146 --> 00:48:17,169
Their ancestors played soccer much earlier than we did.

370
00:48:17,288 --> 00:48:22,968
The queen may not know this.
- Deliver message.

371
00:48:23,379 --> 00:48:24,804
Oh no.

372
00:48:24,827 --> 00:48:29,001
Why do I hear that the savages ...

373
00:48:29,316 --> 00:48:33,233
have played soccer much earlier than we do?

374
00:48:33,643 --> 00:48:39,531
I did not know.
- According to my spies, they get better.

375
00:48:39,746 --> 00:48:41,651
They train every day.

376
00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:48,410
Do not ruin this, Nooth, or else ...

377
00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:56,341
I tell you who enters the mine. You.

378
00:48:56,939 --> 00:49:01,931
It's enough like this.
They are Steentijdbruten. They live in caves.

379
00:49:02.054 --> 00:49:06.251
They eat mud. I have to switch them off.

380
00:49:06,374 --> 00:49:12,292
Making their caveman-headies crazy.
- Brilliant. How do we do that?

381
00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:16,166
No idea.
The solution does not just come in.

382
00:49:20.541 --> 00:49:24.677
Sire, we have something else
in the mine of the valley.

383
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,565
We have made a copy for you.

384
00:49:38.413 --> 00:49:41.006
That is perfect.

385
00:49:47,815 --> 00:49:49,167
Hognob.

386
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,711
Good rescue.

387
00:49:55,169 --> 00:49:58,658
We might have a chance tomorrow.

388
00:49:58,947 --> 00:50:01,632
A small chance, but a chance.

389
00:50:01,654 --> 00:50:04,808
If our ancestors did, we can do it too.

390
00:50:04,831 --> 00:50:07,545
Not bad for 32, right?

391
00:50:08,298 --> 00:50:11,055
Never thought I would say this,
but we are good.

392
00:50:11.178 --> 00:50:13.290
Here.
- That's mine.

393
00:50:17.215 --> 00:50:18.380
I'll get it.

394
00:50:32,618 --> 00:50:34,577
Back home soon.

395
00:50:45.98 --> 00:50:49.082
What are you doing? Let me go.

396
00:50:50,164 --> 00:50:55,987
Calm down, caveman.
I just wanted to show our new mine.

397
00:50:57.565 --> 00:51:01.075
You will soon get a lot of bronze out of it.

398
00:51:01,102 --> 00:51:04,278
We do not enter any mine, mammoth head.

399
00:51:04.301 --> 00:51:08.172
Because you are great footballers ...

400
00:51:08,634 --> 00:51:11,055
just like your ancestors.

401
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:12,971
You...

402
00:51:13.005 --> 00:51:14.605
You know them?

403
00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:18,305
We did not only find bronze here.

404
00:51:32,158 --> 00:51:34,117
What?

405
00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,478
More cave paintings?

406
00:51:38,511 --> 00:51:39,940
Yes.

407
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:44.185
But these tell the whole story.

408
00:51:45.366 --> 00:51:50.528
Your ancestors did not just play football ...

409
00:51:50.561 --> 00:51:52.666
they invented it.

410
00:51:54,984 --> 00:51:58,327
You even taught other tribes the rules.

411
00:51:59,922 --> 00:52:02,122
But you had one problem.

412
00:52:02.155 --> 00:52:05.057
No matter how much you tried ...

413
00:52:05,091 --> 00:52:08,644
you always lost.

414
00:52:09.266 --> 00:52:11.222
Game after game ...

415
00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:13,276
match after game.

416
00:52:14,624 --> 00:52:17,812
You gave it, after many moons ...

417
00:52:19,024 --> 00:52:22,682
even just on.

418
00:52:22,716 --> 00:52:25,443
It was too painful for you.

419
00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:27,583
Your tribe ...

420
00:52:27,617 --> 00:52:30,374
was rock-solid in football.

421
00:52:30,755 --> 00:52:32,856
You are losers, caveman.

422
00:52:32,890 --> 00:52:34,442
Always has been.

423
00:52:34,475 --> 00:52:37,241
And you will stay that way.
- No.

424
00:52:37.745 --> 00:52:39.854
No, that can not be true.

425
00:52:39,888 --> 00:52:43,194
Do you really believe that you can beat us tomorrow?

426
00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:45,287
Come face it, caveman ...

427
00:52:45,321 --> 00:52:49,213
you and your tribe do not have it in you.

428
00:52:50,226 --> 00:52:53,609
But I want to offer you a deal.

429
00:52:54,216 --> 00:52:56,124
A way out.

430
00:52:58,187 --> 00:53:00,834
Sleep time. Great day tomorrow.

431
00:53:00,867 --> 00:53:04,329
Come on, Treebor.
- Can I sleep in a football outfit?

432
00:53:04,826 --> 00:53:06,126
Goodnight everybody.

433
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:15,964
Think about it, caveman, because the mine is waiting.

434
00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:19,085
On you and your primitive friends.

435
00:53:27,673 --> 00:53:29,189
To work.

436
00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,401
My arm hurts.

437
00:53:36.165 --> 00:53:39.510
Where are you, Mama?
- Silence.

438
00:53:40,345 --> 00:53:43,766
Idiot, what did you do?

439
00:53:45,671 --> 00:53:49,292
In the end, we are only one tribe
that hunts rabbits.

440
00:53:49.325 --> 00:53:51.037
I'm sorry, Chief.

441
00:53:51.309 --> 00:53:53.629
I did not want this to happen.

442
00:53:53.663 --> 00:53:55.583
You have to believe me.

443
00:54:01,381 --> 00:54:02,978
Hognob.

444
00:54:08.150 --> 00:54:10.996
My dear, dear friend.

445
00:54:14,274 --> 00:54:16,327
What if I'm wrong?

446
00:54:17,434 --> 00:54:20,012
What if Chief was always right?

447
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,368
What if we are just a tribe
who hunts rabbits?

448
00:54:26,393 --> 00:54:28,046
Forgive me, Hognob ...

449
00:54:29.155 --> 00:54:31.037
but I have to close a deal.

450
00:54:31.071 --> 00:54:33.112
I have to save the tribe.

451
00:54:57,116 --> 00:55:00,637
Buy your cuddly caveman here,
before they die out.

452
00:55:00,671 --> 00:55:03,784
100 schnookels.

453
00:55:03,818 --> 00:55:06,783
Free contribution. Everyone has to pay.

454
00:55:06,954 --> 00:55:08,037
100 schnookels.

455
00:55:08.156 --> 00:55:10.683
It has doubled.
- Free contribution.

456
00:55:10.717 --> 00:55:12.888
Everyone has to pay.
- This is outrageous.

457
00:55:12.922 --> 00:55:15.572
Can you exchange against a plate?

458
00:55:17,637 --> 00:55:20,252
It goes according to plan, Dino.

459
00:55:20,845 --> 00:55:23,781
I love you, small, bronze coin.

460
00:55:23,814 --> 00:55:25,196
Hey.

461
00:55:25,437 --> 00:55:27,690
I love you, and yours.

462
00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:28,952
And also yours.

463
00:55:29,977 --> 00:55:31,920
What are you doing?

464
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,214
Not that stupid old bird again.

465
00:55:34.248 --> 00:55:37.138
Tell cook to cook it.

466
00:55:37,799 --> 00:55:40,621
Stupid old bird?

467
00:55:41.517 --> 00:55:43,898
'Cook'?

468
00:55:45,399 --> 00:55:47,057
Your Majesty.

469
00:55:47,831 --> 00:55:50.003
This is an unexpected ...

470
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,082
pleasure.

471
00:55:53.118 --> 00:55:55.966
I thought I would come to this contest myself ...

472
00:55:55,999 --> 00:56:00,893
and what to amuse me.
- A great pleasure, Your Majesty.

473
00:56:03.041 --> 00:56:07.439
It must be said, Brian,
that Real Bronzio's manager has a disadvantage.

474
00:56:08.118 --> 00:56:12.651
A terrible start for him. Just awful.

475
00:56:12.685 --> 00:56:15.366
Nerves before the match.

476
00:56:15.370 --> 00:56:16.559
You're right, Brian.

477
00:56:16.682 --> 00:56:20.054
I took my Royal Commentators with me.

478
00:56:20,361 --> 00:56:21,762
To sit.

479
00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:23,640
Right.

480
00:56:24.271 --> 00:56:26.165
Let's start with the fun.

481
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,210
Bring out the Stone Age challengers.

482
00:56:40.241 --> 00:56:42.886
What? Where are you taking me?

483
00:56:42,919 --> 00:56:45,289
What do you want to say?

484
00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:56,318
Dug, right.

485
00:57:10.041 --> 00:57:14.120
Who challenges the champions?

486
00:57:16.006 --> 00:57:19.816
You leave my people alone, as agreed?

487
00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:22,377
Yes, just say the words.

488
00:57:23,963 --> 00:57:25,602
Not me.

489
00:57:26,444 --> 00:57:31,702
I give up and offer myself voluntarily
for the mines.

490
00:57:32,926 --> 00:57:35,097
And?

491
00:57:35,964 --> 00:57:37,990
And our valley ...

492
00:57:38,427 --> 00:57:39,654
is yours.

493
00:57:39.688 --> 00:57:43.006
Dear heaven. Are cavemen crawling in their den?

494
00:57:43,470 --> 00:57:45,933
Apparently.

495
00:57:45.966 --> 00:57:48.469
How disappointing.

496
00:57:49.034 --> 00:57:51.802
Everyone home.

497
00:57:51,835 --> 00:57:53,316
There is no contest.

498
00:57:53,834 --> 00:57:56,740
Sorry for the inconvenience.

499
00:57:57,192 --> 00:57:59,342
Tell the staff: no refunds.

500
00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:01,265
Wrong.

501
00:58:01,457 --> 00:58:04,989
Wrong? Nobody plays.

502
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,062
No, this goes wrong.

503
00:58:23,928 --> 00:58:28,267
Bryan, the Stone Age team
seems to have flown in.

504
00:58:29.149 --> 00:58:32.789
Indeed, Brian.
They look absolutely good in the air.

505
00:58:32,823 --> 00:58:34,887
Do you understand?

506
00:58:35,309 --> 00:58:39,544
Well done. There appears to be a competition.

507
00:59:04,098 --> 00:59:05,999
Did you start without us, Dug?

508
00:59:06,032 --> 00:59:08,490
Chief, we can not play this match.

509
00:59:08.524 --> 00:59:10.667
Because of a few paintings?

510
00:59:11.075 --> 00:59:13.955
So you know about those awful drawings?

511
00:59:13,989 --> 00:59:17,369
They are terrible. I can even paint better.

512
00:59:17,402 --> 00:59:19,323
But they are not anymore.

513
00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:21,143
Paintings.

514
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,979
They count.

515
00:59:25,013 --> 00:59:26,910
You were right, Dug.

516
00:59:26,944 --> 00:59:29,504
I thought we were just rabbit hunters.

517
00:59:29,901 --> 00:59:33,105
Well, no more. You let me see that.

518
00:59:33,658 --> 00:59:35,839
Who is playing with Dug?

519
00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:37,292
For the valley?

520
00:59:37,927 --> 00:59:39,778
Champion.

521
00:59:40.853 --> 00:59:43.220
That would have wanted Mr. Rock.

522
00:59:52.054 --> 00:59:55.216
We challenge the champions.

523
00:59:57,615 --> 1:00:00,411
Your funeral, caveman.

524
01:00:04,631 --> 01:00:07,274
This can be an odd match ...

525
01:00:07.393 --> 01:00:09.780
but hopefully it is entertaining.

526
01:00:10.391 --> 01:00:12.407
Let's deal with this.

527
01:00:18.120 --> 01:00:19.632
What?

528
01:00:20,398 --> 01:00:22,431
We're going for it.

529
01:00:22.853 --> 01:00:24.275
This is interesting.

530
1:00:25,481 --> 1:00:27,567
Hügelgraber.

531
01:00:27,601 --> 01:00:28,957
Waking.

532
01:00:30.318 --> 01:00:32.563
Very interesting.

533
01:00:42.233 --> 01:00:43.672
THE BRUTEN

534
01:00:44,631 --> 01:00:46,459
Unbelievable, Bryan.

535
01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:50,872
The Stone Age team
has teased the napping opponents.

536
01:00:53.148 --> 01:00:55.900
Beginner's happiness, Your Majesty.

537
1:00:59,340 --> 01:01:01,029
Bad move, caveman.

538
01:01:01.062 --> 01:01:03.174
Now you have made us angry.

539
01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:11,156
And it's right again.

540
01:01:11.190 --> 01:01:14.645
Jurgend.

541
01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:16,733
Let's take a look again.

542
01:01:19,339 --> 01:01:20,664
Stairs.

543
01:01:20,697 --> 01:01:21,971
Goal.

544
01:01:22.005 --> 01:01:25.731
The dolls are right.
- Kiss Kiss. Hug.

545
01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,985
The dolls do not lie, Brian.

546
01:01:31.235 --> 01:01:34.517
And that's a goal. Number two.

547
01:01:34.597 --> 01:01:37.68
Real Bronzio does not intend
to accept it.

548
01:01:37.701 --> 01:01:39.843
Never mind. Come on, everybody.

549
01:01:48.043 --> 01:01:52.064
And so the match seems to be played.

550
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:03.567
It's a break, Bryan,
and Real Bronzio dominates this game.

551
01:02:03,663 --> 01:02:04,718
you go to the mine

552
01:02:08,013 --> 01:02:11,352
We're just going back to the valley.

553
01:02:11,385 --> 01:02:13,072
Come on, everybody.

554
01:02:13,134 --> 01:02:15,493
Show them what we can do.

555
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:26,426
Think about your training, Eemak.

556
01:02:40.588 --> 01:02:42.886
Good, Eemak. That's how you do it.

557
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.671
Gosh, it seems
a counterattack by the cavemen.

558
01:02:45.90 --> 01:02:48.214
Let's see you tackle.

559
01:02:51,273 --> 01:02:52,842
Great, Magma.

560
01:02:56.148 --> 01:02:57.635
What was that?

561
01:02:58.04 --> 01:03:00.786
Unorthodox, Bryan, but effective.

562
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:04,719
This is unheard of.

563
01:03:04,839 --> 01:03:09,498
I can not remember a team
who scored two goals against Real Bronzio.

564
01:03:11.523 --> 01:03:15,319
Idiot. What are you thinking? Dumb ...

565
01:03:15.352 --> 01:03:17.805
Idiot. Do I have to do everything?

566
01:03:17.928 --> 01:03:19.698
A caveman comes along.

567
01:03:20,728 --> 01:03:22,891
Snack, Your Majesty?

568
01:03:23,249 --> 01:03:24,570
Get rid of your snacks.

569
01:03:24,689 --> 01:03:28,686
Real Bronzio does not know what happens to them.

570
01:03:34,413 --> 01:03:38,433
The Stone Age team
starts to play well together.

571
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:42,376
You do not miss it, Brian.
It is just Early Man United.

572
01:03:42.410 --> 01:03:44.158
That's a joke, Brian.

573
01:03:44.541 --> 01:03:48.467
Look at that.
The Stone Age attacker evades one ...

574
01:03:48.701 --> 01:03:50.475
plays another by the legs ...

575
01:03:51.825 --> 01:03:53.719
Go for it, Goona.

576
01:03:56.007 --> 01:03:57.265
She's going for it.

577
01:03:59.627 --> 01:04:01.090
She shoots.

578
01:04:01,828 --> 01:04:04,000
She scores.

579
01:04:05,249 --> 01:04:07,718
The audience goes through the roof.

580
01:04:07,752 --> 01:04:09,341
And who can blame them?

581
01:04:11.672 --> 01:04:15.120
Wait a minute.
She should not even stand on the field.

582
01:04:15.153 --> 01:04:16.435
And why not?

583
01:04:16.554 --> 01:04:19.069
She is a girl ...

584
01:04:20,677 --> 01:04:22,356
A great player.

585
01:04:23.316 --> 01:04:26.581
Re-pack your ...

586
01:04:26,614 --> 01:04:30,404
unless you are for the rest of the season
want to be suspended.

587
01:04:30,438 --> 01:04:32,283
Continue playing.

588
01:04:37.966 --> 01:04:40.283
Dino.

589
01:04:41.845 --> 01:04:45.74
Do you have your rule book at hand?
- Of course.

590
01:04:46.091 --> 01:04:47.609
Well done.

591
01:04:47,731 --> 01:04:49,650
Because I throw it at you.

592
01:04:53.452 --> 01:04:55.284
Come on, everybody.

593
01:04:55,318 --> 01:04:58,316
One more goal and we are going home.

594
01:04:59.176 --> 01:05:01.297
Dino had to lie down for a moment.

595
01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,521
I am the new referee.

596
01:05:04.298 --> 01:05:06.097
That's not fair.

597
01:05:06.131 --> 01:05:08.833
No? We ask the new referee.

598
01:05:09.100 --> 01:05:10.553
Scheids, is it fair?

599
01:05:10.783 --> 01:05:12.634
Yes, completely honest.

600
01:05:12.704 --> 01:05:14.690
Good, continue playing.

601
01:05:14,943 --> 01:05:17,197
It is stoppage time.

602
01:05:17,231 --> 01:05:18,837
Understood?

603
01:05:26.269 --> 01:05:28.432
That's not cricket, Bryan.

604
01:05:29.231 --> 01:05:32.325
What cricket may be.
- Nothing happened. Continue playing.

605
01:05:34.152 --> 01:05:36.966
No.
- Nothing seen. No mistake.

606
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,543
Continue playing.

607
01:05:40,662 --> 01:05:43,041
No no. Rise. Continue playing.

608
01:05:44,346 --> 01:05:46,922
That is heavy under the belt.

609
01:05:58,645 --> 01:05:59,967
Chief.

610
01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:02,153
Caveman down, Bryan.

611
01:06:11.503 --> 01:06:16.076
My leg. My leg is such a pain.

612
01:06:16,792 --> 01:06:18,415
Penalty kick.

613
01:06:18.534 --> 01:06:20.901
Jurgend should get an Oscar.

614
01:06:20.935 --> 01:06:22.916
Chief?

615
01:06:23,944 --> 01:06:27,451
I am recovering quickly.
- Awesome.

616
01:06:29.219 --> 01:06:31,304
So. Good job.

617
01:06:31,501 --> 01:06:35,937
Come on, that was never a penalty.
- View the repetition.

618
01:06:36.033 --> 01:06:37.262
And stairs.

619
01:06:37.513 --> 01:06:38.647
Referee.

620
01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:40,759
My leg.

621
01:06:40.906 --> 01:06:42.780
No, the crocodile.

622
01:06:45,066 --> 01:06:46,949
Terrible mistake.

623
01:06:47,068 --> 01:06:48,856
Beat him with sausages.

624
01:06:48,989 --> 01:06:51,427
Scandalous. Definitely a penalty kick.

625
01:06:54,391 --> 01:06:58,836
A draw is not good enough
for the primitive part-timers, Bryan.

626
01:06:58,870 --> 01:07:00,171
And now this.

627
01:07:00,205 --> 01:07:05,087
A Real Bronzio penalty kick
in the final minutes of the game.

628
01:07:05.120 --> 01:07:08.118
And the keeper looks bad too.

629
01:07:11,946 --> 01:07:13,424
Dug?

630
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,807
Chief?

631
01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,354
I have hunted rabbits all my life.

632
01:07:20,988 --> 01:07:22,596
I stood in the way of your development.

633
01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:27,384
Sorry.

634
01:07:32,932 --> 01:07:34,596
Chief?

635
01:07:49,617 --> 01:07:52,128
Dug, I do not want to worry you ...

636
01:07:52.162 --> 01:07:54.540
but how do we get to a goalkeeper?

637
01:08:06.145 --> 01:08:07.780
Hognob?

638
01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:18,382
Is that a pig in the target?

639
01:08:20,422 --> 01:08:24,636
A re-spec tabled decision.
Do you understand? Bacon.

640
01:08:24,755 --> 01:08:27,388
I have never missed a penalty.

641
01:08:27,422 --> 01:08:29,039
At least not against a pig.

642
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:36,011
And it all seems over
for this brave team, Bryan.

643
01:08:36.044 --> 01:08:37.581
A great attempt ...

644
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:40,339
but it was not enough in the end.

645
01:08:46,646 --> 01:08:49,648
Say goodbye to your valley, caveman.

646
01:08:50.607 --> 01:08:53.825
Come on, Hognob. You can do it.

647
01:09:16.701 --> 01:09:19.007
A pig's leg against it.

648
01:09:21.185 --> 01:09:23.143
The ball is not finished yet.

649
01:09:24.002 --> 01:09:25,438
My ball.

650
01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:29,268
Dug.

651
01:09:29,387 --> 01:09:32,537
You were always a mammoth hunter.

652
01:09:33,671 --> 01:09:35,193
Dug, here.

653
01:09:35,312 --> 01:09:37,958
Go hunting for mammoths.

654
01:09:39,434 --> 01:09:42,094
Give me a hand, everyone.

655
01:09:42,128 --> 01:09:44,867
My ball.

656
01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:54,478
Do not stand around me.

657
01:10:14.210 --> 01:10:16.650
That is an excellent goal.

658
01:10:22.175 --> 01:10:23.493
Look at that.

659
01:10:23.615 --> 01:10:28.291
The giant duck is on the field.
He thinks it's over.

660
01:10:33.516 --> 01:10:36.259
Now it is.

661
01:10:41.618 --> 01:10:43.766
Does this feel just as good as you imagined it?

662
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,027
No.

663
01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:48.146
It's better.

664
01:10:54,469 --> 01:10:57,359
Well done, old, fat friend.

665
01:10:57,392 --> 01:11:01,231
False player. A shame for the football.

666
01:11:11.516 --> 01:11:13.959
Good game.

667
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,200
Yes.

668
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,442
Well played, caveman.

669
01:11:23.764 --> 01:11:28.571
You reminded us
how the beautiful game should be played.

670
01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,392
And for Lord Nooth ...

671
01:11:33,049 --> 01:11:34,379
Nooth?

672
01:11:35,451 --> 01:11:37,852
Where is it...
- Rat.

673
01:11:37,972 --> 01:11:39,051
Yes quite.

674
01:11:42,493 --> 01:11:44,295
Guards.

675
01:11:44,414 --> 01:11:47,464
Arrest that rodent.

676
01:11:48.013 --> 1:11:49.735
Bye, losers.

677
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,781
That villain flees with the profits.

678
01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:58,257
After you.
- Yes, but can he escape?

679
01:12:00,181 --> 01:12:01,941
Super shot.
- And again.

680
01:12:03.504 --> 01:12:04.822
Got you.

681
01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,207
What a decline for Nooth, Brian.

682
01:12:07,687 --> 01:12:09,269
Literally.

683
01:12:14,108 --> 01:12:16,292
Caught by that strange bird.

684
01:12:16,325 --> 01:12:19,694
Bryan, that's bronze for comedy.
Well done, friend.

685
01:12:27,915 --> 1:12:30,435
No, my dear schnookels.

686
01:12:38,206 --> 01:12:40,026
Refund.

687
01:12:40.581 --> 01:12:44,000
That should remind him of the pecking order.

688
01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:46,957
And, caveman ...

689
01:12:47.079 --> 1:12:50.513
I think this is yours.

690
01:12:59,226 --> 01:13:03,066
Symbol of a match,
sent from heaven.

691
01:13:03.099 --> 01:13:07.173
Thank you, Your Bronze Chief.

692
01:13:07.578 --> 01:13:11.794
And now it's time that you go home.

693
01:13:14,614 --> 01:13:17,148
To your valley.

694
01:13:22,087 --> 01:13:24,116
We are going home.

695
01:13:35,235 --> 01:13:37,287
We did it.

696
01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:39,755
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