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  1. ▲: ONE OF YOU ASSHATS NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR BULGE AND ACTUALLY ANSWER ME. AS MUCH AS I HATE TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE I'M BORED OUT OF MY THINKPAN.
  2. ▼: oh my god kk, plea2e dont 2ay that.
  3. ▲: I WILL SAY WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO.
  4. ▲: DON'T START YOUR FAKE OFFENDED STHICK, IT'S TOO EARLY TONIGHT FOR THAT.
  5. ▼: no plea2e don'y.
  6. ▲: OKAY I WON'Y.
  7. ▲: SORRY.
  8. ▼: a certaiin fi2hy friiend ju2t....
  9. ▼: nevermiind.
  10. ▲: WHAT DID ERIDAN DO THIS TIME?
  11. ▼: ...
  12. ▼: nothiing.
  13. ▲: EVERY TIME I THINK THAT I'M AS DISAPPOINTED AS POSSIBLE WITH HIM.
  14. ▲: HE MANAGES TO PROVE ME WRONG.
  15. ▲: IT'S INCREDIBLE. INCREDIBLY SAD.
  16. ▼: yeah...
  17. ▲: I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SAY THIS AND PLEASE DON'T REPEAT IT BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU AND GAMZEE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS INSTEAD OF HIM, OH MY GOD.
  18. ▲: WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH YOU TONIGHT MEAN, YOU SEEM PRETTY MUTED.
  19. ▲: ITS NOT LIKE YOU.
  20. ▼: ii...
  21. ▼: oh my gog
  22. ▼: iit wa2 horriible!
  23. ▲: WHAT WAS?
  24. ▲: CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
  25. ▼: he...
  26. ▼: he came iin my hiive
  27. ▲: DID HE TRY TO PROPOSITION FOR BLACKROM AGAIN OH MY FUCK WHAT
  28. ▼: and to22ed a bucket full of purple 2tuff on me
  29. ▲: ...
  30. ▲: I
  31. ▲: EXCUSE ME
  32. ▲: I HAVE TO GO FOR A FEW SECONDS OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHA
  33. ▲: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  34. ▼: ...
  35. ▼: you
  36. ▲: I'M DYING
  37. ▼: major
  38. ▼: diick
  39. ▲: HELP
  40. ▲: THAT IS SO FUCKED UP, OH MY GOD.
  41. ▼: ((This was bassically rape in alternian culture))
  42. ▲: I THOUGHT HE HAD ACTUALLY HURT YOU IN SOME WAY.
  43. ▲: [Does throwing a bucket of semen really count as rape?]
  44. ▲: I MEAN, THAT'S STILL VIOLATING YOU BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN'T LIKE, HURT OR TOUCH YOU.
  45. ▲: SOLLUX I'M SORRY BUT MY GUT REACTION WAS TO LAUGH AT THAT BUT YEAH, THAT'S FUCKED UP.
  46. ▲: OH GOD NOW I'M SORT OF EXAMINING IT AND IT'S GETTING WORSE AND WORSE THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, SORT OF LIKE HOW CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM GO ACTUALLY.
  47. ▼: ((Just think about it for a while.))
  48. ▲: [I am.]
  49. ▲: [And so is Karkat.]
  50. ▼: oh gog kk you dont even know
  51. ▲: SOLLUX HAVE YOU AT LEAST CLEANED UP?
  52. ▲: LIKE.
  53. ▲: FROM THE.
  54. ▲: ...
  55. ▲: GENETIC MATERIAL.
  56. ▼: he2 2tiil here
  57. ▲: WHAT.
  58. ▼: he2 watchiing me
  59. ▼: ii cant wa2h iit off kk!
  60. ▲: OH MY GOD THAT IS LITERALLY THE CREEPIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
  61. ▼: iit
  62. ▲: IS HE TRYING TO PISS YOU OFF? NO WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT, IT'S OBVIOUS, ALSO NEWSFLASH: NO ONE SHOULD GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING ANYONE HAS DONE, EVER.
  63. ▼: ii
  64. ▲: OH MY GOD I HATE HIM MORE THEN I HATE ME RIGHT NOW AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING, SOL YOU NEED TO THROW HIM OUT OF YOUR HIVE.
  65. ▼: iim 2cared kk
  66. ▲: DON'T BE, ERIDAN'S A PUSH OVER.
  67. ▲: SOLLUX, EVEN I HAVE MORE MUSCLES THEN HIM.
  68. ▼: but
  69. ▲: THROW HIM OUT OF YOUR HIVE.
  70. ▼: he ha2 a wand poiinted at me
  71. ▲: STOP TALKING TO ME, THROW HIM OUT WITH YOUR POWERS, AND CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR.
  72. ▲: JUST DUCK OR SOMETHING.
  73. ▲: OH MY GOD DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE?
  74. ▼: ii cant kk
  75. ▲: TELL HIM I TOLD HIM THAT THIS IS NOT PROPER BLACK FLIRTING.
  76. ▼: my power2 are 2topped by genetiic materiial
  77. ▲: THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
  78. ▼: iit2 liike
  79. ▼: 2appiing away my power
  80. ▲: WELL THEN USE YOUR POWER WHILE YOU FUCKING HAVE IT AND THROW HIM OUT, OH MY GOD.
  81. ▲: I WANT TO PUT ON CAPS LOCK TO PUT EMPHASIS ON MY WORDS BUT I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT WOULD BE LITERALLY A SECOND AFTER THINKING OF IT.
  82. ▲: SOLLUX HAVE YOU THROWN HIM OUT YET?
  83. ▼: no
  84. ▼: hell 2hoot me
  85. ▲: TELL HIM KAR SAYS THAT WHAT HE'S DOING WILL NOT GET HIM A QUADRANT
  86. ▼: kk
  87. ▲: THREATEN TO TELL FEFERI.
  88. ▼: tell hiim youll go out wiith hiim
  89. ▲: OH MY GOD, NO.
  90. ▼: iit wiill get hiim exciited and hell leave!
  91. ▲: OH FOR
  92. ▲: GET HIM ON THE COMPUTER THEN.
  93. ▲: WAIT LET ME TYPE A BUNCH OF STUFF SO HE DOESN'T SEE THAT.
  94. ▲: OH WOW, SOLLUX, DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S INTERESTED IN ME LIKE THAT?
  95. ▲: I'VE BEEN SORT OF TIPTOEING AROUND MY RED FEELINGS FOR A LONG TIME NOW, I WAS JUST ACTING LIKE WE WERE FRIENDS.
  96. ▲: GIVING HIM ADVICE ABOUT ROMANCE WHEN REALLY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HIM TO TAKE THE HINT!
  97. ▲: YES, TOTALLY, THAT IS HOW I, KARKAT VANTAS, GENUINELY FEEL.
  98. ▲: THIS IS SOME ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GRADE A HONESTY HERE.
  99. ▼: thank you kk
  100. ▲: BLUEBLOOD NOBLES WOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH HOW HONEST AND CIVILIZED I'M BEING.
  101. ▲: THANK ME? PLEASE SOLLUX, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS CHANCE TO PROFESS MY DEEP RED FEELINGS.
  102. ▼: uh
  103. ▼: really?
  104. ▲: SHUT UP, YOU'RE RUINING IT.
  105. ▲: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS, STOP.
  106. ▲: LAUGHING BECAUSE I AM HAPPY.
  107. ▲: AT MY RED FEELINGS. FOR ERIDAN, YES.
  108. ▼: ok im puttiing hiim on wiierdo
  109. ▲: YOU'RE SO GRATEFUL.
  110. ▲: FUCKING PRICK.
  111. ▼: kar wwhat the fuck do you wwant
  112. ▲: ERIDAN.
  113. ▲: I PITY YOU SO MUCH.
  114. ▼: wwoww thanks asshole
  115. ▲: YOU ARE SO DEEPLY FLAWED, I CAN'T HELP BUT WATCH EVERY SINGLE DELECTABLE FLAW FROM GRACE BY YOU. I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME AND UNRAVEL EVERY LAYER OF YOU UNTIL I CAN MAKE YOU A REAL MAN.
  116. ▲: ASSHOLE?
  117. ▲: THIS IS DEEP AND HEARTFELT, MAN.
  118. ▲: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SPURN ME LIKE THIS, SOMEONES BEING HYPOCRITICAL CONSIDERING HOW MUCH THEY HATE BEING REJECTED.
  119. ▲: YOU GOING AFTER SOLLUX IN SUCH A BOMBASTIC WAY HAS MADE ME REALIZE MY OWN CONCERN FOR YOU.
  120. ▼: cod
  121. ▲: DEEP, BURNING, RED CONCERN.
  122. ▼: wwoww
  123. ▼: i just
  124. ▼: wwoww
  125. ▲: I KNOW, RIGHT?
  126. ▼: i mean
  127. ▼: cod its so wwierd
  128. ▼: i wwould of nevver ecxpected this
  129. ▲: SOMETIMES PITY IS JUST LIKE THAT, ERIDAN.
  130. ▲: BESIDES, I WAS HIDING IT.
  131. ▼: wwhy
  132. ▲: I'VE BEEN HIDING A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I THINK IF I WANTED ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, IT'D BE YOU.
  133. ▲: BECAUSE, I WAS JUST SO ASHAMED. I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T CARE, PLUS, YOU'VE BEEN SUCH
  134. ▲: ...
  135. ▲: SUCH A GREAT FRIEND TO ME, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN THAT.
  136. ▼: oh my cod kar you make me so happy
  137. ▲: [This is literally the funniest log I have ever had on here.]
  138. ▲: [Ever.]
  139. ▲: [The sad thing is, I can imagine Karkat childishly snickering as much as I am]
  140. ▲: YOU TOO, ASSHOLE.
  141. ▲: IN FACT, I'VE ACTUALLY GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
  142. ▼: wwhat
  143. ▲: HOW ABOUT YOU TELL SOLLUX TO LEAVE HIS HIVE.
  144. ▲: LIKE, JUST GET OUT OF THERE.
  145. ▲: AS FAR AWAY FROM IT AS HE CAN.
  146. ▲: AND I COME OVER THERE.
  147. ▲: AND THE TWO OF US CAN CONSOLIDATE OUR LOVELY TRANSFER FROM OUR PACT, TO A WONDERFUL MATESPRITSHIP.
  148. ▼: oh kar
  149. ▼: i like this side of you
  150. ▲: YOU'RE A SEADWELLER, MAN.
  151. ▼: im shootin him out as wwe speal
  152. ▲: FUCKING ROYALTY AND ALL.
  153. ▲: NO WHAT.
  154. ▲: STOP SHOOTING HIM.
  155. ▲: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
  156. ▲: I DIDN'T SAY TO KILL HIM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS NONLETHAL OH MY GOD
  157. ▲: ERIDAN REPLY TO ME
  158. ▲: LIKE LITERALLY RIGHT NOW YOU KNOW WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING
  159. ▲: STOP DOING THAT AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH SOLLUX
  160. ▼: ok cod
  161. ▼: im just scarin him
  162. ▲: I THINK MY VASCULAR PUMP ALMOST EXPLODED
  163. ▲: ERIDAN EVEN WITH ME CONFESSING THESE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE, PASSIONATE FEELINGS FOR YOU
  164. ▲: THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M FUCKING ENABLING YOUR MURDEROUS URGES.
  165. ▲: CAN YOU JUST ASK HIM TO LEAVE?
  166. ▲: TELL HIM KAR SAID TO LEAVE.
  167. ▼: ok fine
  168. ▼: there hes gone
  169. ▲: WOW, THAT'S SO GREAT.
  170. ▲: HEY, YELL AT HIM TO NOT COME BACK FOR A FEW HOURS.
  171. ▲: WE'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE BUSY.
  172. ▲: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
  173. ▼: i dont think he wwants to come back
  174. ▲: THAT'S PERFECT.
  175. ▲: I'M GOING TO GO OFFLINE NOW.
  176. ▲: SO I CAN HEAD OVER THERE.
  177. ▼: ok kar
  178. ▼: ill be wwaitin
  179. ▲: JUST SIT DOWN MAN, RELAX.
  180. ▲: HELL, STEAL HIS RECUPERACOON FOR A QUICK NAP IF YOU WANT.
  181. ▲: ACTUALLY, THAT'S PROBABLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA, GO DO THAT.
  182. ▼: ill be gettin ready
  183. ▲: DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
  184. ▲: I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE.
  185. ▼: ok kar
  186. ▼: see yah
  187. ▲: SEE YOU.
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