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  1. You are in the middle of your birthday party. You can go North, South, East and West. What you will do?
  2. - GO NORTH
  3. You are in the front of the bar. What you will do?
  4. - TAKE WHISKY
  5. There are not whisky in the bar. What you will do?
  6. - TAKE RHUM
  7. There are not rhum in the bar. What you will do?
  8. - TAKE GARRAFON
  9. Now you have garrafon. What you will do?
  10. - DRINK GARRAFON
  11. The garrafon makes you feel sick. What you will do?
  12. - GO EAST
  13. You are front of the bathroom, but a big queue dont let you go in. What you will do?
  14. - GO SOUTH
  15. In front of you there's a nice hot girl. What you will do?
  16. - DANCE
  17. You are now dancing with the girl. You feel more hot. What you will do?
  18. - DANCE
  19. You are more next of the girl, but you feel more sick. What you will do?
  20. - DANCE
  21. A fucking friend appears and put in the middle between you and the girl. The girl dissapears. What you will do?
  22. - HIT FRIEND
  23. You are too sick to get a success hit. Your friend talks with you and ask if you feel good. What you will do?
  24. - HIT FRIEND
  25. You are too sick to get a success hit. The garrafon makes you feel too bad. What you will do?
  26. - VOMIT
  27. It's very effective. Your friend faints. You win 386exp. You get a level up!! now you are in level 24!! What you will do?
  28. - LET'S PARTY!
  29. You had a succesful night! Later you find another girl and... say you not! you came alone to home but with a smile in your face, because it's your birthday!! You success the game!!
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  31. STAFF
  32. Direccion: Nacho
  33. GuiĆ³n: Nacho
  34. Persona a que se le ha ido la pinza: Nacho
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