Swiss: urrgh.. sorry about earlier - we can still talk, but we just need to keep it private.. alright?
Swiss: you're actually really fun to talk to
Swiss: ;_;
darkoDragon: I promised Rawrie my full attention for a while. Sorry.
Swiss: oh - good
darkoDragon: Is Rawrie talking to you right now?
Swiss: nuup
darkoDragon: Oh.
darkoDragon: He isn't saying anything to me either and I'm getting a bit worried.
darkoDragon: I guess it's just extreme karma.
darkoDragon: I managed to patch things up between us, I guess, but it's kinda like a patch that doesn't match the fabric and looks kinda weirdly attached and sewn on with a different color of thread for each side of the patch.
darkoDragon: So how are you?
Swiss: fine at the moment
Swiss: mostly surprised because I got another friend request
darkoDragon: so popular
darkoDragon: much wow
darkoDragon: many friend request
Swiss: well
Swiss: i got friended by "Petter"
darkoDragon: I know that guy.
darkoDragon: Well, "know"
Swiss: meow'd on mah profile
Swiss: HOLY SHIT WTF SO MANY COMMENTS TODAY
darkoDragon: I got like 1 today
darkoDragon: not counting yours, I meant.
Swiss: i got..
Swiss: one from a guy who's group I left
Swiss: the group has 830 members i don't know how he found me
Swiss: o.e
Swiss: one from you
Swiss: one from rawrie
Swiss: a meow from petter
Swiss: shaymeme hedgehog friend
Swiss: and
Swiss: a guy that called me swiss cheese
Swiss: .-.
Swiss: then a friend request from a guy called valare
Swiss: i feel overwhelmed.
darkoDragon: aww
Swiss: normally i don't like having attention so this is really weird for me
darkoDragon: cyoot flustered angle dergun
Swiss: ARG
Swiss: NAWH.
Swiss: I MEEN
Swiss: YOU JUST
Swiss: MADE MY FAEC
Swiss: GO RED
darkoDragon: embarrassment or anger?
Swiss: EMBARASSMENT
Swiss: ;~;
darkoDragon: aww!
darkoDragon: fluster angle dergun is embarads
Swiss: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAGHGHG
Swiss: I MAY BE MEBARD
Swiss: BUT
Swiss: IM
Swiss: STILL
Swiss: AD RAGON
darkoDragon: being embarrassed by what someone else thinks of you shows that you care what they think
darkoDragon: basic psychology
Swiss: there's times where i get really embarassed like
Swiss: one time i was on discord
Swiss: and i accidentally joined public lounge A
Swiss: then accidentally clicked on B
Swiss: then i quickly left
Swiss: and i was really embarassed
darkoDragon: so Rawrie told me some stuff and
darkoDragon: its pretty bad
darkoDragon: and its about you
Swiss: is it about me
Swiss: oooh god yeah i could probably take a guess on everything
Swiss: i'm stupid, i'm retarded
Swiss: i have no common sense
darkoDragon: no no no no no
darkoDragon: like
Swiss: i'm way too fuckin awkward
Swiss: i'm kind of slutty
Swiss: blah
darkoDragon: Rawrie: I didn't tell him to stop talking to you.
Rawrie: It's whatever.
Rawrie: I mean.
Rawrie: That last thing still gets to me.
Rawrie: I just question why he's still so into me.
Rawrie: He's already fucked up twice.
Rawrie: The first time?
Rawrie: Abused my biggest insecurity.
Rawrie: And when I caught him on it -
Rawrie: He tried to hide it.
Rawrie: Essentially lying to my face.
darkoDragon: thats what he told me
Swiss: yaah.. i could go into detail but i'd sound defensive about it
Swiss: .-.
darkoDragon: im in no place to judge you about that
darkoDragon: i literally manipulate people into doing what i want
darkoDragon: not like
Swiss: the first time i was just talking with one of his close friends and using him as a middleman because rawrie was mad at me for reasons
Swiss: ;_;
darkoDragon: oh
Swiss: then i pasted logs which
Swiss: was apart of his
Swiss: first thing
Swiss: which i forgot
darkoDragon: Rawrie never actually threw an insult at you though.
Swiss: actually
Swiss: he's thrown MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY insults.
Swiss: at me.
darkoDragon: well i mean
darkoDragon: he didn't in the conversation that i just had with him
darkoDragon: he was mainly just calling me a cunt
Swiss: then i guess he only does it around me
Swiss: i don't want to list the names i've been called
Swiss: .--------------.
darkoDragon: why don't you want to?
Swiss: there's
Swiss: alot to list.
darkoDragon: would you still be uncomfortable with only listing a few?
Swiss: urgh i don' know
darkoDragon: you don't have to if you don't want to
darkoDragon: it's your choice
Swiss: i don't know if rawrie would be okay with me listing the names
Swiss: ;-;
darkoDragon: what rawrie doesn't know won't kill him
darkoDragon: but i wont pressure you into this
Swiss: i just
Swiss: don't want to do anything behind his back that he wouldn't like.
Swiss: ;_;
darkoDragon: i dont think he likes you all that much anyway
Swiss: ._.
darkoDragon: it's not even Rawrie controlling your life, it's an image of him in your mind
darkoDragon: you need to do things for yourself
darkoDragon: Rawrie: Like I said.
Rawrie: He's still in deep love with me.
Rawrie: He doesn't want to talk to you because of me.
Rawrie: And during the talk.
Rawrie: He essentially said that regardless of what I say -
Rawrie: He's going to ignore you anyways.
darkoDragon: seriously
darkoDragon: thats not even like obsession anymore
darkoDragon: well i mean
darkoDragon: it's using your obsession as an excuse
darkoDragon: but
darkoDragon: Hey, are you there still?
darkoDragon: Hullo?
Swiss: i
darkoDragon: im sorry if i offended you
darkoDragon: I seriously appologize to you if what I said offended you.
darkoDragon: But see, that's just what it seems like to me.
darkoDragon: Please say something, you're making me more worried.
darkoDragon: are you even there?
Swiss: im
darkoDragon: im worried i just hurt you
darkoDragon: and im sorry if i did
darkoDragon: i probably shouldn't've said anything
darkoDragon: im really sorry
darkoDragon: i could leave now, if you wanted me too
darkoDragon: Do you want me to leave?
Swiss: i'm just.. my stomach is kind of numb right now.
darkoDragon: oh no
darkoDragon: are you okay?
darkoDragon: are you going to be okay?
Swiss: i'm fine.
darkoDragon: if you say so.
darkoDragon: i mean, im no doctor but that doesn't sound good.
Swiss: i'll be in the bathroom for a bit. don't worry about me.
darkoDragon: im going to worry about you
Swiss: don't.
darkoDragon: i will
Swiss: no.
darkoDragon: yes
Swiss: don't.
darkoDragon: okay, fine, i wont
darkoDragon: (but secretly i will because i care about you)
Swiss: good. you have no reason to care for an overemotional insecure idiot.
darkoDragon: exactly, that's why i care more about you than myself
Swiss: no. i mean me.
darkoDragon: i know, but we're pretty much the same person (except for some things)
Swiss: shut up. im worse in every way.
Swiss is now Away.
darkoDragon: nuh
darkoDragon: i dont believe it
Swiss is now Online.
Swiss: i think the worst thing is that rawrie accidentally messaged me saying "fucking swiss, dude" - and proceeded to tell it was nothing bad.
Swiss: .-.
darkoDragon: aww
darkoDragon: dont worry
darkoDragon: at least you still have me
darkoDragon: and tom
Swiss is now Away.
darkoDragon: there is crazy snow in Michigan in winter
darkoDragon: i've only really been living here for 3 years but still
darkoDragon: wait no, four years
darkoDragon: (i am a dummy and cannot count)
Swiss is now Online.
darkoDragon: Swiss: i think the worst thing is that rawrie accidentally messaged me saying "fucking swiss, dude" - and proceeded to tell it was nothing bad.
*The Time When Rawrie Said What Tom's Dream Is Right Now*
Swiss: what?
darkoDragon: "fucking swiss, dude"
darkoDragon: y'know
Swiss: oh i see now.
darkoDragon: but like, did any of that stuff i said earlier affect you or your thinking in anyway?
Swiss: well, i still can't feel my stomach.
darkoDragon: aww
darkoDragon: but do you think that there's any bit of truth to what i said?
Swiss: yah.
darkoDragon: so are you gonna stop being so obsessed with him?
darkoDragon: or no
Swiss: i don't know anymore.
Swiss: i feel like i try too hard.
darkoDragon: try too hard to do what?
Swiss: i try too hard.
darkoDragon: like, in general?
Swiss: yah.
darkoDragon: well like, what kinds of things do you try too hard at specifically?
Swiss: everything.
darkoDragon: well you dont have to try hard to be
darkoDragon: cute
darkoDragon: *im sorry*
darkoDragon: why do you feel like you try too hard?
Swiss: i dont FEEL.
Swiss: i KNOW.
darkoDragon: well, then why do you?
Swiss: i don't fucking know.
darkoDragon: but what makes you feel that way?
Swiss: i. don't. fucking. know.
darkoDragon: Cammy, I'm just trying to help.
darkoDragon: No need to swear.
Swiss: i'm a stuborn little bitch, okay?
Swiss: ;_;
darkoDragon: It's okay.
darkoDragon: I'm still your friend.
darkoDragon: https://youtu.be/2wcZJWCK1Kc?t=58s listen to this song.
Swiss is now Online.
darkoDragon: Did you listen to it?
Swiss: yaah.. i don't like that type of music.
Swiss: .-.
darkoDragon: Aww.
darkoDragon: I was gonna play that song for you once I learned guitar.
Swiss: that'd kind of be nice
darkoDragon: I'd like
darkoDragon: sing the words really badly.
Swiss: yaah i'm sitll a bad singer
darkoDragon: I mean, I'm not really a bad singer, I just can't sing the correct notes sometimes.
Swiss: i can't sing at all
darkoDragon: I just got the best idea. You, me, Tom, and one of my other furry friends all meet up to go to a convention, and like we all share a hotel room, and then while I'm sleeping on the floor (because reasons) I'll just get up while it's dark and start playing and singing.
darkoDragon: Just like, really quietly.
Swiss: oh gawd that sounds weird
darkoDragon: And I just slowly get Closer to you as I sing.
darkoDragon: *pun*
Swiss: t
Swiss: wow
Swiss: YOU WEIRDO
darkoDragon: It's not that weird.
darkoDragon: It'd be weird if I like got up on your bed and started singing into your ear.
Swiss: EVERYONE WANTS TO TOUCH ME
darkoDragon: I didn't say anything about touching you.
Swiss: closer
Swiss: CLOSER
darkoDragon: The only reason I'd want to touch you is for a hug.
darkoDragon: I mean, unless you want me to touch you.
darkoDragon: *KIDDING*
Swiss: THAT'S
Swiss: WEIRD
Swiss: AND
Swiss: PRETTY GAY
darkoDragon: So are you.
Swiss: no i'm
Swiss: im
Swiss: ttaly not gay
darkoDragon: You're like
darkoDragon: 50 shades of gay.
darkoDragon: And your cheeks are 2 shades of pink.
Swiss: EEEEH
Swiss: MAYBE A FEW MORE SHADES.
darkoDragon: 7.
darkoDragon: Does seven work?
Swiss: 5003
darkoDragon: Oh.
darkoDragon: Hey, how much do you want to hug me?
Swiss: i don't know but i just called a skank.
Swiss: got called*
darkoDragon: Oh okay.
darkoDragon: That's not good.
darkoDragon: Who called you that.
darkoDragon: Was it him?
Swiss: mhm.
darkoDragon: I want to defend you so bad.
darkoDragon: I really do.
Swiss: don't.
Swiss: it's fine.
darkoDragon: I mean, I wouldn't really have been able to anyway.
darkoDragon: I'm walking on some pretty thin ice.
Swiss: HE FUCKING GETS MAD AT ME JUST BECAUSE I THINK TOM HAS A CRUSH ON ME.
Swiss: HE'S LIKE "OH YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR LOVE"
darkoDragon: Ppffffft.
darkoDragon: No.
darkoDragon: Tom doesn't have a crush on you.
Swiss: can he not be so persistent on touching my butt then
darkoDragon: He likes your femboy-ness.
darkoDragon: Deal with it.
Swiss: tell him to staph touching me then
Swiss: because i overreact in too many ways
darkoDragon: I'm not really in a position to react over it.
darkoDragon: He'll be like "oh you have a crush on him, you totally do dorko"
Swiss: he's going to touch me and im scared
darkoDragon: "dont touch me im scared"
Swiss: must get youtube video
darkoDragon: thats not a creative idea
darkoDragon: I think the best bet of you not being touched by Tom is by being in a relationship, though I don't know where you could get a boyfriend on such short notice.
darkoDragon: Maybe you could try something creative.
Swiss: i'll be in a relationship with myself
Swiss: hah
darkoDragon: It'll be kisemesis.
darkoDragon: *kismesis
darkoDragon: "A Kismesis is the term used to describe deep, deep hatred for someone. This is the person that you could, and will likely, hate for all your life, no matter what they do. This, however, is a romantic hate, usually involving many hate-snogs and other violent, but romantic, acts such as that."
Swiss: waht
darkoDragon: It's a Homestuck thing.
Swiss: i don't know what just
Swiss: whathk
darkoDragon: Did I make you confused?
darkoDragon: fluster angle dergun is confuse
Swiss: i ITHK SO
Swiss: yaah im confused confirmed
darkoDragon: I think we're all confused.
Swiss: im more confosdddde thogh
darkoDragon: help me, im wondering about your personal information
darkoDragon: make me not
darkoDragon: dont tell me stuff just make me stop
Swiss: waht
darkoDragon: halp
Swiss: WAHT
Swiss: WAHT ARE YOU WONDRUGNIRNG
darkoDragon: make me ignore the fact that my brain wont stop asking how tall you are
Swiss: kind of tall
Swiss: 5 8
darkoDragon: thats funny because thats how tall i am
Swiss: the final measurement; centimeters/millimeters
darkoDragon: what
Swiss: in other words
Swiss: AM I SHORTER OR AM I TALLER
darkoDragon: i dont know maybe taller for now
Swiss: i think i'm exactly 5 8 or something
darkoDragon: i could always like grow overnight
Swiss: yay i'll be shorter
darkoDragon: that seems like a weird thing to be happy about
Swiss: BEING SHORTER IS COOL
darkoDragon: you just like taller men
Swiss: YOU GET TO FIT IN
Swiss: PLACES
Swiss: that sounded
Swiss: really wrong
darkoDragon: yes it did
darkoDragon: especially because things are going to fit in your places
darkoDragon: *im sorry*
Swiss: weird
Swiss: things
darkoDragon: most likely not my things
Swiss: quick ontopic questiona
Swiss: are you a dom or a submarine
darkoDragon: i guess a dom
Swiss: lern how to dom then
Swiss: you
Swiss: dragon
darkoDragon: you didnt even react to what i said
Swiss: waht
Swiss: whiach
Swiss: one
darkoDragon: darkoDragon: most likely not my things
you could've like
darkoDragon: you could've said
Swiss: w h y  n o  t
darkoDragon: "definitely not
Swiss: nasty
Swiss: im straight okay
darkoDragon: you're not
Swiss: hoW DOY OU KNOW
Swiss: HUH
darkoDragon: you're as straight as a flacid penis
Swiss: w
Swiss: wow
Swiss: apparently that's a way to explain someone's sexuality
darkoDragon: yea
darkoDragon: and you like that metaphor
darkoDragon: dont you
Swiss: eSPESCIALLY WHEN YOU SAY IT TO A GAY GUY
darkoDragon: you like my metaphor
Swiss: MAYBE.
darkoDragon: it's my metaphorical penis, and you like it
Swiss: MAYBE.
darkoDragon: do you want my metaphorical penis
Swiss: that sounds weird
darkoDragon: i know
darkoDragon: i knew what i was getting into when i said it
Swiss: first thing tom says when he gets on;
Swiss: 3:45 PM - Tomium: you are a cute
darkoDragon: my brain hates me but i must share this thought with you because its funy
Swiss: w a ht   is it
darkoDragon: okay so um
darkoDragon: we all meet at the airpoit
darkoDragon: *airport
darkoDragon: and like
darkoDragon: im wearing a pair of jeans that are a little tight
darkoDragon: you can probably see where this is going
Swiss: yaAH IM RPETTY SURE
darkoDragon: that wouldnt be an awkward taxi ride
Swiss: wouldn't
darkoDragon: why did you type what i said?
Swiss: "tight pants"
Swiss: THAT "WOULDN'T"
darkoDragon: yeah, i was using it sarcastically
Swiss: im stupid
Swiss: ;-;
darkoDragon: but i want to make sure you know where i was going though
darkoDragon: so where did you think i was going with that
Swiss: into really gay stuffs
darkoDragon: mainly just
darkoDragon: aa bulge
darkoDragon: in the crotch area
Swiss: cawk
darkoDragon: yeah
darkoDragon: but what do you mean "really gay stuffs"
Swiss: DICK STUFF
darkoDragon: THERE WILL BE NO AIRPORT BATHROOM SEX
darkoDragon: never thought i'd say that
Swiss: airport bathroom sex
Swiss: wow
Swiss: 1023/
darkoDragon: i dont believe in sex before marriage because i want a legal layer of safety
Swiss: i meen diks
Swiss: w
darkoDragon: ?
Swiss: waht
Swiss: IT'S JUST A W
darkoDragon: i want to huggle you really badly
Swiss: then do et
darkoDragon: but you arent near me
darkoDragon: you're very far away
Swiss: then
Swiss: compUTER
darkoDragon: ask tom about the soda can
darkoDragon: did you ask
Swiss: 4:04 PM - Tomium: my sexgoal is to fit a soda can
darkoDragon: yeah
darkoDragon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY8rOSyR5Rw Little Talks is good song.
Swiss: i want guns
Swiss: yah
Swiss: oops
Swiss: wrong chat
Swiss: lol
darkoDragon: WHAT
darkoDragon: why do you want guns
Swiss: no reasoN
darkoDragon: please
darkoDragon: Did you listen to the song?
darkoDragon: It's a good song.
Swiss: which sawng
darkoDragon: Little Talks.
Swiss: nup
darkoDragon: It's guud.
darkoDragon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY8rOSyR5Rw
Swiss: goonanh listen to it soon
darkoDragon: yay
darkoDragon: Also, I like how "Meat is a plant" is credited to "Someone" on your profile.
Swiss: okay so rawrie unfriended you because i said i was still talking to you
Swiss: and blocked me.
darkoDragon: oh
darkoDragon: im so sorry
darkoDragon: Are you gonna be okay?
Swiss: HE'S EXTREMELY PISSED.
darkoDragon: Just
darkoDragon: unfriend him.
Swiss: HE'S
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: REALLY
Swiss: PISSED.
darkoDragon: So block him.
darkoDragon: Unfriend him.
darkoDragon: Delete him from your life, one could say.
Swiss: i
Swiss: CANT
darkoDragon: Why not?
darkoDragon: Oh jeez, you're still obsessed with him, aren't you?
darkoDragon: Cammy, I know it's hard, but you can do it. It's just one button.
darkoDragon: Actually, no.
darkoDragon: I'm sorry.
darkoDragon: It's not any of my business of what you do here.
darkoDragon: Just, please don't unfriend me for him?
darkoDragon: Cammy?
darkoDragon: Hello?
Swiss: OH MY FUCKING GOD NO
darkoDragon: What?
Swiss: I'M FUCKING DEAD I HATE MY LIFE
darkoDragon: WHAT?
Swiss: H
Swiss: I
Swiss: DON
Swiss: IM
Swiss is now Away.
darkoDragon: CAMMY
darkoDragon: I AM WORRIED NOW
darkoDragon: CAMMY
darkoDragon: CAMMY LISTEN
darkoDragon: ARE YOU THERE
darkoDragon: CAMMY
darkoDragon: im scared right now
darkoDragon: please respond