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  1. [18:49:55] <Paradox> Alright! Last we left off, our heroes were on the land of STEAM AND LIGHT, getting ready to go find the last core, and confront the Ditto Base.
  2. [18:50:29] <Paradox> Is there anything you guys wanna do there before heading of to the land of CRACKS AND DOUBT?
  3. [18:51:19] <Alcyone> is it another week for alchem- no fuck that it'll take all session
  4. [18:52:00] * Alcyone merely gets all of her pokemon ready and PEP TALKS
  5. [18:52:24] * Alcyone also spends a good deal of time clinging to Wyl because she is perfectly okay with Wyl even though he's a ditto totally honestly.
  6. [18:53:34] * Dr_Floyd helps the people imprisioned relocate while leaving the cold fossil and the frozen Mamoswine at his home!
  7. [18:53:53] * Tsvai is using the power of ARTIFICE to cover all of the bases! Fuck yes.
  8. [18:54:37] * Bokor spends some time helping the wildling tribes before gatheringhis gear and heading out
  9. [18:56:34] <Tsvai> ( Everyone gets what they wanted on their request list. Go add thme to your inventory. )
  10. [18:56:34] <Paradox> Aileen, Reuben, Connor, Treide, Chief Ezreal, and the Skullnest Tribe Guard-kid are waiting for you as you approach the ship to take off.
  11. [18:56:57] <Paradox> "Not thinking of heading off by yourselves I hope?" says Aileen, crossing her arms.
  12. [18:57:05] <Alcyone> "Er well uh."
  13. [18:57:09] <Alcyone> "Nnnnnnnn- yes?"
  14. [18:57:24] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve are. Zis is... Our mission, yours is to protect ze villagers."
  15. [18:58:20] <Paradox> "Fiddlesticks! Allerian and the others can protect the villagers, now that there's so many of them! Besides, your Skullnasty witchmen will just curse any dittos that even think about getting too close," says Treide.
  16. [18:58:27] <Tsvai> "We're not by ourselves. We've got trinkets to accompany us!"
  17. [18:58:58] <Paradox> "You're going up against the combined Ditto forces now ..."
  18. [18:59:02] * Tsvai holds up a hollowly floating feather, one of Alcyone's requests.
  19. [18:59:08] <Paradox> "Let us help you!"
  20. [18:59:11] <Paradox> says Connor
  21. [18:59:31] <Alcyone> Gladius >:s and starts slowly climbing Tsvai's leg to get his feather back.
  22. [18:59:44] <Bokor> "Oh hey it's you again." he says to the youth.  "Plannin' on accompanying us to the battle?"
  23. [19:00:13] <Paradox> "I'm staying here to make sure there's no ... misunderstanding between any of the tribes, or the outsiders, but you should take the rest of these folk with you," says the Chief.
  24. [19:00:18] <Tsvai> "Hey! I was just demonstrating, yeesh! I'll pass these out now..."
  25. [19:00:24] <Paradox> The kid nods, lifting up his warhammer. "Yep!"
  26. [19:01:12] <Tsvai> Alcyone obtains an ETHEREAL FEATHER and a PERFECTLY GENERIC CUBE! (+2d10 damage for Flying and Normal moves, respectively.)
  27. [19:01:53] <Alcyone> Gladius sticks the feather into a band around his head. SPIFFY. Joy gets the cube.
  28. [19:02:17] <Tsvai> Bobcore obtains an ETERNAL CERULEAN FLAME PENDANT and a RIME BLANKET! (Same for Fire and Ice.)
  29. [19:03:10] <Bokor> he puts the pendant around Kasim's collar and gives the blanket to the twins to fight over
  30. [19:03:29] <Tsvai> The good Dr. Floyd obtains a RESONANCE CASCADE TRI-LAYERED REFLECTOR and an EDGE OF DAMASK! (Sp. Def booster, Steel booster +2d10 damage.)
  31. [19:03:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve are going to do stealth missions anyvay. Ze lesser people is best. Especially vhen... Liberating prisoners." Floyd says as he takes the Reflector and the Edge.
  32. [19:03:53] <Alcyone> (http://pastebin.com/iBkaXBUS here is alcyone's new stats btw)
  33. [19:04:39] <Tsvai> Finally, Wyl gets a SACRED THIRD EYE OF NEPHTHYS and an ADAMANTIUM CHARM. (Psychic booster +2d10, Def. booster)
  34. [19:05:50] <Tsvai> Tsvai gives a TRICKSTER'S GAMBIT TRUMPS to Juni, adding it to her collection of junk.
  35. [19:05:58] <Bokor> "Aint it just a big collection of mechanical monsters and shit?"
  36. [19:06:12] <Alcyone> "If that's the case, getting through will be easier."
  37. [19:06:44] <Tsvai> "I think we've got quite the collection of machines to give out still."
  38. [19:06:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Vhat about ze dittoes?"
  39. [19:07:14] <Paradox> "Exactly. You'll need someone to cover your back and take care of those machines while you get the prisoners."
  40. [19:08:31] <Paradox> "Aileen and I will worry about transportation ... Just be on the lookout for the signal in the sky. Red, then blue, then yellow."
  41. [19:09:02] <Bokor> "uh huh. right then."
  42. [19:11:10] <Dr_Floyd> "In any case, as you asked me before, miss Tsvai..." Floyd starts rummaging on his coatpocket and grabs a handful of pills, giving it to her. Then he takes another handful and hands it to Wyl.
  43. [19:11:38] <Tsvai> "Awesome!"
  44. [19:11:43] <Dr_Floyd> (3xPP Ups to Tsvai, 7xPP ups, 1xCarbos, 3xHP UP to Wyl)
  45. [19:11:57] <Paradox> "We're pretty much doing this whether you okay it or not, so you might as well work with us," says Aileen, spitting out a toothpick. "We've got a way to get a teleporter over there, so we can get all those people off. That's really the main point."
  46. [19:12:19] <Alcyone> (what about the shit I asked you for)
  47. [19:12:35] <Dr_Floyd> (You didn't posted anything on the wiki!)
  48. [19:12:51] <Alcyone> (/me facedesk)
  49. [19:12:53] <Alcyone> (okay fine)
  50. [19:12:59] <Alcyone> (let's just get this over with)
  51. [19:13:07] <Bokor> (didnt we eah get a Pp up as well?)
  52. [19:13:12] <Alcyone> (APPARENTLY NOT)
  53. [19:13:20] <Dr_Floyd> (You did!)
  54. [19:13:33] <Tsvai> (Yeah, the PP Ups we got before....were from before)
  55. [19:13:48] <Dr_Floyd> (Exactly :T)
  56. [19:14:02] <Alcyone> (well, since I never ever got a pp up from floyd, I'm taking mine now and using it on Fiancha's foul play)
  57. [19:14:05] <Alcyone> (:T)
  58. [19:14:50] <Bokor> ( can someone up vodun'
  59. [19:15:13] <Bokor> (wait nm i dont have gim back yet)
  60. [19:17:13] <Alcyone> (let's just gooo)
  61. [19:17:49] <Paradox> SOMETIME LATER, after doing the item shuffle for a while
  62. [19:17:59] <Tsvai> ( But TMs D: )
  63. [19:18:16] <Paradox> You're on your way to the Land of Cracks and Doubt when Bokor starts glowing slightly!
  64. [19:18:22] <Alcyone> (do you want to get anything done tonight, or do we want to bitch about items even more)
  65. [19:18:28] <Alcyone> (if the latter, I'll just take a nap or something)
  66. [19:18:39] <Tsvai> ( This is probably our last chance to do -anything- with items, though )
  67. [19:18:46] <Alcyone> "...Are you a ditto?"
  68. [19:18:47] * Alcyone pokes Bokor.
  69. [19:18:56] <Dr_Floyd> "Dittos don't evolve!"
  70. [19:19:05] <Alcyone> "But they transform."
  71. [19:19:14] <Alcyone> (so there's no real point in wasting all this time)
  72. [19:19:25] <Tsvai> "We had it on good authority that the rest of us weren't Dittos."
  73. [19:19:32] <Tsvai> "You could poke him with a ball to be sure."
  74. [19:19:33] <Alcyone> "But he's glowing."
  75. [19:19:44] <Bokor> " Im uh...just gimmie a sec im speaking to someone."
  76. [19:19:46] <Dr_Floyd> "I poked 'im already before i believe."
  77. [19:20:12] <Bokor> ( do we really got to fight about this :<)
  78. [19:20:20] <Alcyone> (I'm not)
  79. [19:20:54] <Paradox> ( you'll have a chance after all this, but anise is right we kinda need to get moving :T )
  80. [19:21:10] <Paradox> ( what we'll do after session is just have everyone take turns picking a PM )
  81. [19:21:31] <Bokor> ( Just seems sorta aggressive in here.)
  82. [19:21:32] <Paradox> ( anise takes a tm, then break, so on so forth until all tms are taken. the end. )
  83. [19:22:10] <Bokor> "We need to make a quick stop on the isle vefore headin to he prison."
  84. [19:23:11] <Alcyone> "The what now?"
  85. [19:24:07] * Bokor looks over the side of the ship, though his eyes are closed.  "And...gonna need some pancakes I think"
  86. [19:24:35] <Alcyone> "Well, that's Tsvai's job."
  87. [19:24:42] <Bokor> ( using spotcheck I guess)
  88. [19:25:17] <Paradox> You suddenly see ... well, some dirt. You feel your tail wriggling about in the open air.
  89. [19:25:34] <Dr_Floyd> "We should just install a kitchen inside ze ship."
  90. [19:25:37] <Paradox> It seems you're stuck head-first in the dirt somewhere :T ... somewhere ... in THAT direction!
  91. [19:26:06] <Paradox> ( everyone that is not bokor, roll wis )
  92. [19:26:44] <Tsvai> 1d20-2 herp
  93. [19:26:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, herp: 15 [1d20=17]
  94. [19:26:51] <Alcyone> 1d20 herp
  95. [19:26:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, herp: 4 [1d20=4]
  96. [19:26:53] * Bokor points THAT WAY "Just an ally we got to uh...help out. literally."
  97. [19:27:15] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+2 gurp
  98. [19:27:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, gurp: 14 [1d20=12]
  99. [19:28:03] <Paradox> blindparty
  100. [19:28:30] <Paradox> You follow Bokor's directions and arrive at a perfectly flat stretch of barren wasteland.
  101. [19:28:56] <Tsvai> "You know, you could be specific."
  102. [19:28:57] * Alcyone looks around. It loks like nothing. :T
  103. [19:29:05] <Paradox> There's a small blue fish tail sticking out of a crack, wrigglin' about
  104. [19:29:13] <Tsvai> "All this vague talk of allies and help is UNSCIENTIFIC."
  105. [19:29:15] <Tsvai> "....."
  106. [19:29:30] <Bokor> " Its the Everhungry. He's...stuck."
  107. [19:29:37] <Tsvai> Instead of pulling on the poor fish, Tsvai digs around it.
  108. [19:29:47] * Alcyone yanks on the fish instead :3c
  109. [19:30:00] <Paradox> POP
  110. [19:30:17] <Dr_Floyd> "It looks much smaller from vhen i saw it last."
  111. [19:30:41] <Dr_Floyd> "Maybe zis is its true form vhen ve are not 'allucinating 'im?"
  112. [19:30:49] <Paradox> it comes out easily. the small blue whishcash flops about for a bit, then begins to just ... swim through the air.
  113. [19:31:02] <Alcyone> "Kinda small for a god, yeah."
  114. [19:31:34] <Paradox> "I am several hundred times bigger! But I have no power in this realm and uh ... oh god I am so hungry do you have any food?"
  115. [19:31:44] <Bokor> " Well he's probably got his reasons dor appearin that way. like hunger."
  116. [19:31:51] <Bokor> (for)
  117. [19:32:08] <Alcyone> "....Aww, it talks."
  118. [19:32:19] * Alcyone fishes some probably stale pancakes out of her ration bag.
  119. [19:32:20] <Tsvai> "What do you think of blueberry cinnamon pancakes?"
  120. [19:32:26] <Alcyone> "Here you go, lil' fishie. :3"
  121. [19:32:48] <Bokor> "I told you guys I wasnt full of shit about the wishcash god."
  122. [19:32:50] <Paradox> The fish darts at it, devouring the stale pancakes whole.
  123. [19:33:07] * Alcyone yanks her arm away to keep that from being devoured too.
  124. [19:34:05] <Paradox> "Okay ... that ... oh god ... still... so hungry .."
  125. [19:34:15] <Paradox> He falls onto the ground again, squirming around.
  126. [19:34:20] <Dr_Floyd> "...Vhy vould you be afraid of a fish eating your arm?"
  127. [19:34:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Can't you eat earth or something?"
  128. [19:34:41] <Paradox> Gladius pokes Alcyone on the arm.
  129. [19:34:55] <Tsvai> "He -is- the Everhungry. I don't think pancakes are going to do it."
  130. [19:34:55] <Bokor> "So oh benevolent, hungry one, what possessed you to finially show up?"
  131. [19:35:25] <Paradox> Dex checks!
  132. [19:35:37] <Bokor> 1d20
  133. [19:35:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  134. [19:35:50] <Bokor> (shit ahahaha)
  135. [19:36:02] <Tsvai> 1d20+8 whee
  136. [19:36:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, whee: 15 [1d20=7]
  137. [19:36:05] <Paradox> 1d20
  138. [19:36:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  139. [19:36:23] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 shit
  140. [19:36:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, shit: 17 [1d20=17]
  141. [19:36:32] <Paradox> 4d12+45 damage if <10
  142. [19:36:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, damage if <10: 76 [4d12=10,2,10,9]
  143. [19:36:51] <Alcyone> 1d20-2 :D?
  144. [19:36:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, :D?: 15 [1d20=17]
  145. [19:37:14] * Alcyone picks Gladius up. "Yessss?"
  146. [19:37:24] <Paradox> A long sharp beak pops out of the ground, snapping at Bokor's leg!
  147. [19:37:41] <Paradox> Gladius calmly points to said beak.
  148. [19:37:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh scheisse ze fish betrayed us!"
  149. [19:38:03] <Bokor> "What the shit?" he yanks away
  150. [19:38:37] <Paradox> The rest of a long fearrow neck comes out of the ground as you yank your foot away, the rest of the body following and flying up into the sky
  151. [19:38:46] <Alcyone> "Apparently, something was hunting the Everhungr-"
  152. [19:38:51] <Alcyone> "Aww, it's adorable. :D"
  153. [19:39:06] <Tsvai> "That doesn't make any sense."
  154. [19:39:11] <Tsvai> "That makes -negative- sense."
  155. [19:39:22] <Dr_Floyd> "It's... A landbird!"
  156. [19:39:23] <Paradox> It joins a crowd of circling fearrows high up above, that you failed to notice before!
  157. [19:39:30] <Dr_Floyd> "A bird that flies inside ze ground!"
  158. [19:39:42] <Bokor> "Damned bird!"
  159. [19:39:56] <Alcyone> "...Oh dear."
  160. [19:40:04] <Alcyone> "Less adorable."
  161. [19:40:21] <Bokor> " This is just like the fucking dream with he surfing pikachus."
  162. [19:40:47] <Paradox> ( commmbaaaat )
  163. [19:41:29] <Alcyone> dex 8 speed 29 Fiancha
  164. [19:42:21] <Bokor> ( 10 dex  24 speed kasim)
  165. [19:42:43] <Tsvai> (28 dex, 33 speed for Ein )
  166. [19:43:07] <Dr_Floyd> 10 dex 27 speed Shorty
  167. [19:46:56] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai | Bokor | Floyd | Alcyone ||| Ein | Fiancha | BIRDS | Shorty | Kasim'
  168. [19:47:01] <Paradox> Tsvai is up!
  169. [19:47:14] <Paradox> though pretty much all the birds are out of reach at the moment :T
  170. [19:47:58] * Tsvai coats her whip in a layer of Beedrill venom, and splits into a set of four Tsvais, each wearing different colored hats and shirts!
  171. [19:48:12] <Tsvai> ( Vile Coating to begin the encounter, Double Team as the trainer action.)
  172. [19:48:47] * Bokor channels Kasim for now.
  173. [19:48:49] <Paradox> Bokor Bokor~
  174. [19:49:00] <Bokor> ( so to floyd)
  175. [19:49:27] <Dr_Floyd> (Out of ranged range?)
  176. [19:49:37] <Paradox> ( yes )
  177. [19:50:43] * Dr_Floyd kickes the floor, making a whomp sound as he sets... Something in front of the group. (Pit Trap Gust)
  178. [19:52:03] <Paradox> Alcyone~
  179. [19:52:29] * Alcyone takes to the skies with Flight!
  180. [19:52:38] * Alcyone is a touhou, motherfuckers
  181. [19:53:56] <Paradox> :O
  182. [19:54:05] <Paradox> The birds are amazed!
  183. [19:54:21] <Dr_Floyd> "...Vell i did not knew she could do zhat."
  184. [19:55:09] <Tsvai> "Neither did I!" all four Tsvais chime in.
  185. [19:55:27] * Alcyone then looks down. AUGH
  186. [19:55:32] <Alcyone> "oh god oh god how do I get down"
  187. [19:55:38] <Alcyone> "a little help here guys"
  188. [19:56:14] <Dr_Floyd> "Uh don't fly to ze spot in front of me, fräulein."
  189. [19:56:35] <Paradox> "Just go up instead of down! Wait, no, other way around!"
  190. [19:56:51] * Alcyone goes up. AUUUUGH
  191. [19:57:01] <Alcyone> Fiancha facepalms.
  192. [19:57:04] <Alcyone> Wingbeaks.
  193. [19:58:07] <Tsvai> "It's not that hard, really!"
  194. [19:58:13] <Tsvai> "You just have to forget to hit the ground!"
  195. [19:59:17] <Paradox> ( Ein's turn, btw! )
  196. [20:01:38] <Tsvai> Ein hops into the air helplessly!
  197. [20:01:39] <Tsvai> Dammit!
  198. [20:01:43] <Tsvai> Why can't he fly?
  199. [20:01:45] <Tsvai> Why ca't he fly?!
  200. [20:02:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Velp."
  201. [20:02:37] <Paradox> He starts glowing!
  202. [20:03:02] <Tsvai> The glowing landshark takes off into the air like a bullet!
  203. [20:03:08] <Paradox> His posture changes, and his body grows longer, his head becoming hammer shaped!
  204. [20:03:23] <Tsvai> ( Can he close the gap and melee something because MACH 1 SPEED? )
  205. [20:04:01] <Paradox> ( normally no but RULE OF COOL EVOLUTION MOMENT )
  206. [20:04:08] <Tsvai> ( Sky speed is effectively 16 )
  207. [20:04:21] <Tsvai> Ein corkscrews through the air, attempting to ram a bitch!
  208. [20:04:28] <Tsvai> 1d20 DRAGON RUSH AC 3
  209. [20:04:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, DRAGON RUSH AC 3: 17 [1d20=17]
  210. [20:04:33] <Dr_Floyd> (Guddamn, that ties with Queta's)
  211. [20:04:52] <Tsvai> (AC 4, sorry)
  212. [20:05:16] <Alcyone> (swanna only has sky 6 o_o)
  213. [20:05:56] <Tsvai> 4d12+17+10+24 and FLINCHED
  214. [20:05:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, and FLINCHED: 74 [4d12=5,8,1,9]
  215. [20:06:06] <Tsvai> And tossed 3 m.
  216. [20:06:18] <Tsvai> "Gogogogogo Einchomp! SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS"
  217. [20:06:53] <Tsvai> ( Going to recalculate stats )
  218. [20:07:09] <Paradox> Ein BOMFS into a fearrow, send him off team rocket style!
  219. [20:07:09] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  220. [20:07:11] <Jessie> To protect the world from devastation!
  221. [20:07:15] <Paradox> shut up
  222. [20:07:15] <Jessie> Paradox, sorry boss, we'll be quiet.
  223. [20:07:34] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  224. [20:07:41] <Paradox> Fiancha's turn!
  225. [20:08:03] <Alcyone> Fiancha takes to the sky as well! Can she get off a ranged attack?
  226. [20:08:13] <Paradox> yes
  227. [20:08:43] <Alcyone> 1d20 air slash
  228. [20:08:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, air slash: 15 [1d20=15]
  229. [20:08:48] <Alcyone> fliiinch
  230. [20:09:31] <Alcyone> 2d12+1d10+16+24+9
  231. [20:09:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+1d10+16+24+9: 68 [2d12=11,7; 1d10=1]
  232. [20:09:48] <Paradox> POW! And another one is flinched!
  233. [20:10:11] <Paradox> The 5 birds that are still functional squawk in protest!
  234. [20:10:46] <Paradox> Three of them dive straight into the earth, sinking through it as though it was water instead of hard cracked dirt.
  235. [20:10:54] <Paradox> the other two focus on Ein and...
  236. [20:10:56] <Paradox> 1d20;1d20
  237. [20:10:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]; 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  238. [20:11:06] <Dr_Floyd> (oh dear)
  239. [20:12:03] <Paradox> 4d12+32+29
  240. [20:12:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+32+29: 94 [4d12=9,6,11,7]
  241. [20:12:24] <Paradox> The first spins like a drill, slamming into Ein hard!
  242. [20:12:31] <Paradox> 2d12+16+29
  243. [20:12:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d12+16+29: 50 [2d12=2,3]
  244. [20:12:45] <Paradox> The second does a similar maneuver, but not nearly as strong.
  245. [20:13:31] <Paradox> Shorty's turn!
  246. [20:14:31] <Tsvai> The newly-evolved Garchomp takes a heavy beating, but he's still on the wing, if only barely.
  247. [20:16:25] <Dr_Floyd> The Froslass spins around as various clouds gather around the place... A hailstorm suddenly descends, but all allies near her are covered in protecting bubbles!
  248. [20:16:36] <Dr_Floyd> (Hail, activating Snow Cloak)
  249. [20:17:06] <Bokor> ( are they in range of lava plume?)
  250. [20:17:54] <Paradox> ( not unless you're flying )
  251. [20:18:00] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai | Bokor | Floyd | Alcyone ||| Ein | Fiancha | BIRDS | Shorty | Kasim '
  252. [20:19:04] <Bokor> kasim just growls for now. cant hit he birds, too high up
  253. [20:19:21] <Bokor> (passing i suppose)
  254. [20:20:27] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  255. [20:21:07] * Tsvai rotates out Ein in favor of Goro!
  256. [20:21:55] * Tsvai then activates a machine, and seems to bound off the ground, taking to the skies! (Aerial Assault, using Bounce.)
  257. [20:22:39] <Paradox> Bokor!
  258. [20:22:58] <Bokor> bokor channels shorty
  259. [20:23:38] <Bokor> ( 1d8 bonus dmg and bonus evasion just a reminder)
  260. [20:23:44] * Dr_Floyd can't do shit but to wait :<.
  261. [20:24:07] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  262. [20:24:30] <Alcyone> hmm
  263. [20:24:37] <Alcyone> is throwing a pokeball a trainer action?
  264. [20:25:29] <Paradox> yes
  265. [20:26:09] <Alcyone> ah, hell with it
  266. [20:26:28] <Alcyone> 1d100-5 friend ball at that one Fiancha stunned
  267. [20:26:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, friend ball at that one Fiancha stunned: 11 [1d100=16]
  268. [20:26:37] <Paradox> BEEEEEE OOP!
  269. [20:26:49] <Paradox> The friend ball smacks it in the face, sucking it in!
  270. [20:27:00] <Paradox> The ball falls all the way to the ground and doesn't re-open
  271. [20:27:15] <Paradox> Ein's turn!
  272. [20:27:56] <Tsvai> Ein is not out on the field!
  273. [20:28:06] <Paradox> Oh! Who is then?
  274. [20:28:08] <Tsvai> ( Goro, 11 )
  275. [20:28:19] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai | Bokor | Floyd | Alcyone |||  Fiancha | BIRDS | Shorty | Kasim | Goro'
  276. [20:28:25] <Paradox> Fiancha's turn then!
  277. [20:28:32] <Alcyone> are there any still up in the air?
  278. [20:29:27] <Paradox> ( yes, two )
  279. [20:29:41] <Alcyone> Fiancha sucker punches one!
  280. [20:29:43] <Alcyone> 1d20 foul play
  281. [20:29:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, foul play: 4 [1d20=4]
  282. [20:29:48] <Alcyone> and probably misses!
  283. [20:29:57] <Tsvai> ( Foul Play: Stop Hitting Yourself, The Move )
  284. [20:30:12] <Paradox> ( what's the AC? if it's 2, it just hits )
  285. [20:30:57] <Tsvai> ( It is. )
  286. [20:31:06] <Paradox> ( it hits! attack is 29 )
  287. [20:31:14] <Tsvai> ( Fiancha engages in some FOWL PLAY )
  288. [20:31:42] <Alcyone> 4d12+1d10+17+9+29
  289. [20:31:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 4d12+1d10+17+9+29: 72 [4d12=2,3,2,6; 1d10=4]
  290. [20:31:45] <Alcyone> whap
  291. [20:32:17] <Paradox> BAMF
  292. [20:32:45] <Paradox> Fiancha whaps one of the Fearows hard! It's just barely up.
  293. [20:33:10] <Paradox> 1d20
  294. [20:33:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  295. [20:33:15] <Paradox> it retaliates with a drill peck!
  296. [20:33:20] <Paradox> 2d12+16+29
  297. [20:33:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d12+16+29: 58 [2d12=10,3]
  298. [20:33:33] <Alcyone> ow
  299. [20:33:35] <Paradox> The other airborne on dives down at .... Floyd!
  300. [20:33:46] <Dr_Floyd> (Triggers the trap!)
  301. [20:33:47] <Paradox> 1d20 drill run
  302. [20:33:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, drill run: 20 [1d20=20]
  303. [20:34:03] <Bokor> (didnt one of them just getcaught)
  304. [20:34:14] <Dr_Floyd> (It has?)
  305. [20:34:30] <Paradox> ( no, I said there were 2 left after the capture )
  306. [20:34:46] <Dr_Floyd> (Also it doesn't gets deactivated after someone triggers it)
  307. [20:35:01] <Paradox> Anyway it totally wastes a sweet crit getting blown away by the trap
  308. [20:35:18] <Paradox> even though it was coming from straight above Floyd, why would it run into a trap on the ground? oh well, questions best not asked.
  309. [20:35:30] <Paradox> 1d20;1d20;1d20
  310. [20:35:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]; 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]; 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  311. [20:35:36] <Dr_Floyd> (maybe it was a high gust)
  312. [20:35:53] <Paradox> 2d6
  313. [20:35:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5]
  314. [20:36:06] <Paradox> 1d6
  315. [20:36:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  316. [20:36:23] <Paradox> ( ow )
  317. [20:36:39] <Paradox> A series of tremors are unleashed from underground!
  318. [20:37:20] <Paradox> 1d8+29 at Floyd
  319. [20:37:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, at Floyd: 33 [1d8=4]
  320. [20:37:30] <Paradox> 3d10+29 at Bob!
  321. [20:37:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, at Bob!: 53 [3d10=9,6,9]
  322. [20:37:47] <Paradox> 4d10+29 at Tsvai!
  323. [20:37:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, at Tsvai!: 50 [4d10=6,5,5,5]
  324. [20:38:06] <Bokor> ( what type of dmg? ground?)
  325. [20:38:10] <Tsvai> ( Need Double Team roll )
  326. [20:38:34] <Tsvai> ( Taking into account one of them is in the Bounce state )
  327. [20:38:34] <Paradox> ( yes, ground )
  328. [20:38:51] <Paradox> 2d4 double team since it's a burst
  329. [20:38:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, double team since it's a burst: 2 [2d4=1,1]
  330. [20:39:07] <Bokor> oof. that hurt the old man a bit.
  331. [20:39:07] <Paradox> It pops two copies!
  332. [20:39:18] <Tsvai> 2d6 recoil
  333. [20:39:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, recoil: 6 [2d6=3,3]
  334. [20:39:59] <Paradox> The birds burst forth from the ground after the shocks, flying relatively close by
  335. [20:40:04] <Paradox> Shorty's turn!
  336. [20:40:44] * AndChat- is now known as Bokor
  337. [20:41:48] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Ice Shard
  338. [20:41:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Ice Shard: 20 [1d20=20]
  339. [20:42:07] * Dr_Floyd throws a piece of sharp ice on one of the Fearow's asses!
  340. [20:42:27] <Dr_Floyd> 4d6+58+16 damage
  341. [20:42:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 82 [4d6=2,1,3,2]
  342. [20:42:45] <Paradox> POW! Right in the kisser!
  343. [20:42:56] <Paradox> Going down from an ice shard, that's embarrasing...
  344. [20:43:05] <Bokor> ( are the ones that just came from the ground in range of anything from a landbound mon? )
  345. [20:43:50] <Paradox> yes
  346. [20:44:15] <Bokor> kasim fires a lava plume at one of the assailants
  347. [20:44:35] <Bokor> 1d20 have a fire booster + btw
  348. [20:44:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, have a fire booster + btw: 14 [1d20=14]
  349. [20:45:07] <Paradox> 2d12+16+25+2d10
  350. [20:45:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d12+16+25+2d10: 72 [2d12=12,9; 2d10=9,1]
  351. [20:45:17] <Paradox> FWOOOOSH
  352. [20:45:26] <Paradox> crispy bird. not quite down though
  353. [20:45:32] <Paradox> GORO!
  354. [20:46:27] <Tsvai> ( How many birds can I line up in a 8 m Column? )
  355. [20:46:49] <Tsvai> ( 1m wide, range 8, sorry )
  356. [20:47:03] <Paradox> ( hmmm two! )
  357. [20:47:33] <Tsvai> Goro stomps on the ground, and stabilizes himself on all fours before firing a beam of sheer cold from his horn!
  358. [20:47:44] <Tsvai> 1d20; 1d20 AC 2
  359. [20:47:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]; AC 2: 20 [1d20=20]
  360. [20:48:35] <Alcyone> whelp
  361. [20:48:36] <Tsvai> The second one is frozen!
  362. [20:48:52] <Tsvai> 4d12+17+13 first
  363. [20:48:52] <Paradox> They're probably both down, but roll damage :V
  364. [20:48:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, first: 54 [4d12=5,7,7,5]
  365. [20:49:02] <Tsvai> 8d12+34+13 second
  366. [20:49:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, second: 93 [8d12=6,1,8,5,7,2,10,7]
  367. [20:49:08] <Paradox> Yep, both down
  368. [20:49:17] <Paradox> 3 birds remain
  369. [20:49:22] <Paradox> Tsvai!
  370. [20:49:23] <Tsvai> "Since when were samurai excellent shots?"
  371. [20:49:33] * Tsvai attempts to land on a bird!
  372. [20:49:46] <Paradox> ( one is on the ground, two are in the air! )
  373. [20:50:06] <Tsvai> 1d20 going for one on the ground, Bounce AC 4
  374. [20:50:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, going for one on the ground, Bounce AC 4: 1 [1d20=1]
  375. [20:50:37] <Paradox> noep :T
  376. [20:50:45] <Paradox> Bokor!
  377. [20:51:12] * Tsvai takes the fall a little harshly, and ducks into a ground roll.
  378. [20:51:29] <Bokor> (any of them in range of a spear thrust? if not i pass)
  379. [20:51:39] <Alcyone> (anyone else want a fearow?)
  380. [20:51:45] <Alcyone> (if not, I'ma blast on my turn)
  381. [20:51:48] <Tsvai> ( i think two are very, very dead )
  382. [20:51:53] <Dr_Floyd> (Same but change for a rocket punch :c)
  383. [20:52:02] <Paradox> ( one is, Bokor )
  384. [20:52:05] <Paradox> ( gogogo )
  385. [20:52:18] <Bokor> bokor stabs at it with the skyspear
  386. [20:52:23] <Bokor> 1d20
  387. [20:52:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  388. [20:53:19] <Bokor> 4d12+17
  389. [20:53:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 4d12+17: 39 [4d12=9,1,8,4]
  390. [20:53:36] <Paradox> STAB :T
  391. [20:53:38] <Paradox> it's down
  392. [20:53:49] <Paradox> Floyd!!!!
  393. [20:53:59] <Dr_Floyd> (Range for meteor maash?)
  394. [20:54:05] <Paradox> ( yes )
  395. [20:55:03] * Dr_Floyd pulls the rocket punch lever and shoots it at the faggot piece of shit remaining bird.
  396. [20:58:05] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  397. [20:58:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  398. [20:58:26] <Dr_Floyd> 4d12+17+8
  399. [20:58:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 4d12+17+8: 48 [4d12=2,8,6,7]
  400. [20:59:02] <Bokor_> (got my laptop out :3)
  401. [20:59:08] <Paradox> BAP
  402. [20:59:17] <Paradox> Doesn't quite do it sadly :T
  403. [20:59:39] * Alcyone fliiies over to the bird
  404. [20:59:40] <Paradox> ( 3 hp lolol )
  405. [20:59:43] * Alcyone slaps it with her broom
  406. [20:59:47] <Alcyone> 1d20 razor shell
  407. [20:59:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, razor shell: 14 [1d20=14]
  408. [20:59:50] <Alcyone> down?
  409. [20:59:56] <Paradox> Down
  410. [21:00:15] <Paradox> It crashes to the ground
  411. [21:00:25] <Paradox> Where the everhungry immediately begins eating it.
  412. [21:00:26] <Paradox> Oh god
  413. [21:00:33] <Paradox> Where is it even all going he's so tiny
  414. [21:00:44] <Paradox> he just keeps shoving it in there
  415. [21:00:47] <Alcyone> "Okay guys how do I get dowwwn"
  416. [21:00:49] <Alcyone> "Seriously help"
  417. [21:00:49] <Tsvai> "Ewww. Everhungry, that's pretty gross."
  418. [21:00:58] <Dr_Floyd> "Zat is... Pretty interesting."
  419. [21:01:03] <Bokor_> "Try swimmin'?"
  420. [21:01:04] * Alcyone is suspended in midair with her eyes closed tightly.
  421. [21:01:07] <Bokor_> "In the...air."
  422. [21:01:08] * Tsvai bounces up to Alcyone, and clings to her.
  423. [21:01:16] <Paradox> 200 EXP for everyone!
  424. [21:01:17] <Bokor_> "How the hell you even get up there :T"
  425. [21:01:22] <Alcyone> "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH get off getoffgetoffgetoff"
  426. [21:01:23] <Paradox> wait no I meant...
  427. [21:01:26] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze physics do not permit such things." If he is referring to Alcy or the Everhungry it is not known.
  428. [21:01:28] <Paradox> 200,000 EXP
  429. [21:01:28] * Alcyone flails, losing altitude as she does
  430. [21:01:32] <Alcyone> (mfw)
  431. [21:01:34] <Dr_Floyd> (goddamn)
  432. [21:01:42] <Tsvai> (holy shit two level 100 mons )
  433. [21:02:19] <Alcyone> (level 100 is 600k exp, right?)
  434. [21:02:49] <Paradox> ( rule; no single mon may get more than 50,000 )
  435. [21:02:51] <Tsvai> (No. It's 100k.)
  436. [21:03:05] <Paradox> ( no, 100 is 600k ... )
  437. [21:03:06] <Bokor_> (motherofgod)
  438. [21:03:13] <Paradox> ( are you looking at a recent chart? D: )
  439. [21:03:43] <Alcyone> (should we level our mans now)
  440. [21:04:02] <Paradox> ( yes. also, 20 min break )
  441. [21:05:03] <Paradox> ( Tsvai, make sure you have a current exp chart, because level 100 is indeed 600k! )
  442. [21:06:05] <Tsvai> ( Meow )
  443. [21:06:59] <Dr_Floyd> (Can i give that exp to 1,1my ditto?)
  444. [21:07:43] <Bokor_> (time to get everyone to 50 and then...)
  445. [21:07:50] <Bokor_> (is the giratina allowed to recieve exp?)
  446. [21:08:16] <Paradox> ( yes )
  447. [21:08:26] <Paradox> ( NO FLOYD )
  448. [21:08:40] <Dr_Floyd> (But wyl needs that :3c)
  449. [21:08:50] <Alcyone> (goddammit I need to steal that fucking ball from you)
  450. [21:09:05] <Dr_Floyd> (it's with Tsvai actually)
  451. [21:09:13] <Alcyone> (considering I'm still danmaku and you've used up your arm cannon it shouldn't be - oh.)
  452. [21:09:24] <Alcyone> (well I shall do that when we resume)
  453. [21:12:09] <Tsvai> ( What ball? )
  454. [21:12:11] <Bokor_> (113,250 exp is level 51 right?)
  455. [21:12:19] <Alcyone> yes bokor
  456. [21:12:19] <Bokor_> (editing shit atm don't have the pdf open)
  457. [21:12:26] <Tsvai> ( Easy math. )
  458. [21:12:27] <Alcyone> http://pastebin.com/Mt2HLgHX
  459. [21:12:32] <Tsvai> ( Level 50 is 100k. )
  460. [21:12:38] <Bokor_> (right just double checking)
  461. [21:12:40] <Tsvai> ( Every levelafter that is 10k more XP. )
  462. [21:15:44] <Alcyone> oh man
  463. [21:15:46] <Alcyone> joy hit 50
  464. [21:15:59] <Alcyone> my fearow is 59
  465. [21:16:02] <Alcyone> this shit is bananas
  466. [21:16:41] <Dr_Floyd> four of my dudes hit 50 too
  467. [21:16:49] <Dr_Floyd> except poor Ceratops
  468. [21:16:49] <Alcyone> and holy shit sniper is hilarious now
  469. [21:16:54] <Dr_Floyd> who is still at large
  470. [21:16:56] <Alcyone> time to give him the heart of blood for critfishing
  471. [21:19:13] <Alcyone> ....though since he's over 40, there's a chance he won't listen to me ;_;
  472. [21:19:19] <Alcyone> I shall have a talk with him before we move on
  473. [21:20:42] <Dr_Floyd> FUCK
  474. [21:20:50] <Dr_Floyd> Shorty need like
  475. [21:21:03] <Dr_Floyd> 8k
  476. [21:21:06] <Dr_Floyd> to get Blizzard
  477. [21:21:09] <Dr_Floyd> ;____;
  478. [21:21:25] <Dr_Floyd> abloobloo
  479. [21:21:27] <Bokor_> all my guys are 51.
  480. [21:21:31] <Bokor_> annnd
  481. [21:21:33] <Bokor_> time to update their moves
  482. [21:21:41] <Dr_Floyd> most are now 50
  483. [21:21:48] <Dr_Floyd> just needed one more level for her ;___;
  484. [21:22:40] <Dr_Floyd> at least Emet now is even more of a monster
  485. [21:23:06] <Bokor_> ppppht destiny bond
  486. [21:24:26] <Dr_Floyd> earthquake and heavy slam up in this bitch
  487. [21:24:45] <Alcyone> earthquake and drill run up in this
  488. [21:25:01] <Bokor_> flamethrower get...
  489. [21:25:13] <Alcyone> oh man this fearow is so awesome
  490. [21:25:16] <Alcyone> he shall be my best friend
  491. [21:25:20] <Dr_Floyd> pfff skydrop is hilarious
  492. [21:25:31] <Alcyone> and we shall sit on the beach and drink pina coladas together
  493. [21:26:51] <Bokor_> okay done :3
  494. [21:27:09] <Dr_Floyd> Same
  495. [21:27:23] <Bokor_> wish I had another PP Up for Kasim
  496. [21:27:31] <Bokor_> for flamethrower
  497. [21:29:08] <Dr_Floyd> i'll make you another when i get the cash dude ;_;
  498. [21:30:06] <Tsvai> Doing a level up to 50 before I go further to make it easier to track the points.
  499. [21:30:18] <Bokor_> Kasim has become my go to favorite :<
  500. [21:30:21] <Bokor_> he's so great
  501. [21:31:20] <Bokor_> anyway AHEM
  502. [21:31:48] * Bokor_ just watches The Everyhungry devour the fallen birds, somewhat impressed.
  503. [21:32:48] <Dr_Floyd> (D:)
  504. [21:33:05] <Bokor> (D:)
  505. [21:33:52] <Dr_Floyd> (:D)
  506. [21:33:59] <Alcyone> (:D)
  507. [21:38:07] <Paradox> NOW THAT THE DM HAS FEASTED ON LENTILS AND SOYMEATS
  508. [21:38:26] <Paradox> You watch as the everhungry devours the rest of the fallen birds whole. omnonomnom
  509. [21:38:42] * Alcyone waits until he's done to call out Elazul, her new fearow buddy.
  510. [21:39:57] <Paradox> Elazul squaaaaawwwwks menacingly!
  511. [21:40:17] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell you do like your birds, Fräulein."
  512. [21:40:24] <Paradox> Then perches himself on Floyd's bald head, his talons scratching Floyd's DOME a bit.
  513. [21:40:41] <Alcyone> "Er. Um."
  514. [21:40:49] * Bokor flexes, bit bruised from the fight. "So, where were we before that interruption..what exactly made you decide to enter this realm all of a sudden, Everhungry?"
  515. [21:40:56] * Alcyone is noticeably lax in trying to get Elazul off Floyd's head."
  516. [21:40:59] <Alcyone> "Anyway!"
  517. [21:41:11] <Alcyone> "I have recruited you for a great task - to save the world!"
  518. [21:41:15] <Paradox> "I couldn't just let you do this alone! We had a DEAL."
  519. [21:41:23] <Alcyone> "Will you help me? I promise I'll let you go afterwards, if you'd like."
  520. [21:41:38] <Paradox> "FEAAAAROOOOOOW"
  521. [21:41:45] <Paradox> It flaps about beligirently!
  522. [21:41:49] * Dr_Floyd has blood dripping from the top of his bald head.
  523. [21:41:56] <Alcyone> "D: Well, um."
  524. [21:41:57] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell zat hurts a lot."
  525. [21:42:14] <Alcyone> "Could you at least get off of the doctor's head? I think you're going to scratch his skull."
  526. [21:42:23] <Dr_Floyd> He is deadpan while stating that.
  527. [21:42:48] <Bokor> "We...had a deal?"
  528. [21:42:56] <Tsvai> "I've got something more enjoyable! I've got pancakes!"
  529. [21:43:07] <Bokor> "Okay, maybe I missed somethin', and I know you've saved my life fa few times but this is the first time we've actually spoke."
  530. [21:43:08] <Tsvai> Both remaining Tsvai each hold out a pancake to Elazul.
  531. [21:43:16] <Bokor> "Cept you whisperin' me things about the candy hammer."
  532. [21:44:37] <Dr_Floyd> "Could you please take it off my 'ead? I believe it is scratching my skull."
  533. [21:45:15] <Tsvai> "We're trying! See if it'll go for the pancakes, instead!"
  534. [21:45:33] * Alcyone also holds out a pancake to it.
  535. [21:45:37] * Alcyone iiiinches closer.
  536. [21:46:11] <Paradox> "Pacts ... kind of work ... well, if you're GOING to make a pact with someone, and you know it, you might as well help them early on too ..."
  537. [21:46:30] <Paradox> "We were always going to make some sort of pact. That's not to say you don't have free will in the matter but ..."
  538. [21:46:58] <Paradox> "Just trust me, your mortal mind would be better off not knowing how the Outer Realms work."
  539. [21:47:24] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 grab a bird out with the steel arm.
  540. [21:47:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, grab a bird out with the steel arm.: 8 [1d20=8]
  541. [21:47:43] <Bokor> "Man, I've been tryin' to find information on you or your whereabouts or your worshipers for months now.  Why the hell does it seem I'm the only one whose heard of ya when we're surruonded by servants of Urmaresheron and The Deciever?"
  542. [21:47:55] * Dr_Floyd tries to grab the Fearow on his head by the neck, hopefully crushing his Larynx too.
  543. [21:48:43] <Paradox> Floyd receives a peck on the head for his trouble, but the bird flies off
  544. [21:48:55] <Paradox> It soars straight up into the sky, circling slowly above Alcyone.
  545. [21:48:57] <Alcyone> "Floyd! You'll scare the poor thing."
  546. [21:49:09] <Alcyone> "Don't worry, Elazuuuuuul. Everything will be okay. I promise."
  547. [21:49:53] <Paradox> "I had servants, long ago ... whole civilization, flush with bounty ... then I took a nap, and when I came back, all gone. And I was underwater."
  548. [21:50:11] <Tsvai> "That tends to happen when you're asleep for centuries!"
  549. [21:50:25] <Bokor> "You happened to wake up fairly recently, didn't ya?  When my dreams began?"
  550. [21:50:29] <Paradox> "It's easier to just stay in the Outer Realms. I guess maybe I'm not very ambitious, and so long as certain balances are maintained, I don't care what happens ... "
  551. [21:50:38] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh vell i am sorry for scaring your bird." He doesn't mean so, and quickly removes his glasses to clean them from the dripping blood from his ruined scalp.
  552. [21:51:01] <Paradox> "No Bokor, I awoke long ago. To do you a favor."
  553. [21:51:24] <Paradox> "But let's not waste time chatting. I grant you my power. It is done. Now go beat up those dittos."
  554. [21:52:24] <Paradox> Wyl tends to Floyd's scalp. :T
  555. [21:52:42] <Bokor> "...Huh.  A favor.  Alright, well, I might as well spit it out then.  I appreciate what you've done for me thus far, you've saved me several times, specially in the last few months, and we share a common foe.  So, yes, I'll accept your pact, fight as your champion, or what have ya."
  556. [21:52:53] <Dr_Floyd> "I guess zhat is zhat, right?" Floyd shrugs while wiping the rest of the blood above Wyl's healed scar.
  557. [21:54:11] * Alcyone holds out the pancakes again.
  558. [21:54:52] <Paradox> NOM NOM NOM
  559. [21:55:53] <Paradox> "Ugh I hate that word - NOM - champion. It makes it sound as if I'm not - GULP - manipulating you. Which I am. So let's just say you get my power in exchange for doing exactly what I want with it."
  560. [21:56:18] <Alcyone> "H-hey, those were for Elazuuul ;_;"
  561. [21:56:23] <Alcyone> "Oh well."
  562. [21:56:44] <Bokor> "Man hell if I know what your terms for stuff are, learned that pretty quick with The Deciever."
  563. [21:56:54] <Alcyone> "Just so long as what you want is what we want, I don't see a problem."
  564. [21:57:04] <Bokor> "But fine, I'm your man."
  565. [21:57:54] <Paradox> "Well, what I want is for you to get a move on!"
  566. [21:58:01] <Paradox> He suddenly begins glowing
  567. [21:58:12] <Paradox> and grows to about the size of a large bus!
  568. [21:58:30] * Alcyone recoils.
  569. [21:58:35] <Dr_Floyd> "Convenient."
  570. [21:59:18] <Bokor> "Well, yeah, we were in the middle of goin' to beat on some dittos n' shit when you called."
  571. [21:59:23] <Bokor> "So let's continue."
  572. [21:59:49] <Paradox> "Well, I'll give you a ride! Hop on!"
  573. [22:00:41] <Tsvai> "Wait, what?"
  574. [22:00:53] <Alcyone> "But uh but my Fearooow."
  575. [22:01:09] <Paradox> He rolls around onto his back, his belly up.
  576. [22:01:22] <Bokor> "Alright alright you're the boss here," he climbs onto The Everyhungry.
  577. [22:01:26] <Paradox> "Get on mah belly! YOUR GOD COMMANDS IT!"
  578. [22:01:31] * Tsvai bounces onto the Everhungry.
  579. [22:01:58] * Alcyone recalls Elazul and hops on I guess?
  580. [22:02:07] * Tsvai recalls Goro.
  581. [22:02:30] * Dr_Floyd recalls Shorty and hops on the fishtrain!
  582. [22:03:19] * Alcyone also recalls Fiancha etc
  583. [22:05:41] <Paradox> The slaps the side of his belly with his fins
  584. [22:05:49] <Paradox> "ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS."
  585. [22:07:17] <Paradox> The slams his tail, and you begin jetting forward! He sinks slightly into the crusty ground, and you leave a big swath of upturned dirt behind you as he propells forward faster and faster through the ground.
  586. [22:07:37] <Paradox> Eventually you see a large looming building on the horizon, towards which you keep speeding.
  587. [22:07:42] * Alcyone holds onto Tsvai for dear life.
  588. [22:08:11] * Tsvai clings to Alcyone, clearly having a blast experiencing this much speed. :D
  589. [22:08:20] * Dr_Floyd keeps sitting on the fishy fish, looking quite... Relaxed?
  590. [22:08:27] * Tsvai also holds onto her hat.
  591. [22:08:41] <Alcyone> "oh god gonna die gonna die."
  592. [22:08:41] <Paradox> Eventually you begin to slow down gradually.
  593. [22:08:48] * Alcyone has had way too much height-related trauma today ;_;
  594. [22:09:05] <Paradox> You notice you're by a stunned looking group of people - Aileen, Connor, Treide, and the Skullnest kid.
  595. [22:09:22] <Paradox> "We didn't even ... send the signal yet ... what the ... ?"
  596. [22:10:34] <Bokor> Bokor hops down.  "Meet The Everhungry, one of the gods."
  597. [22:10:45] <Paradox> The just blink, open mouthed.
  598. [22:10:56] <Paradox> "Uh. We. Got the teleporter ... ready?"
  599. [22:11:19] <Paradox> They all failed their SAN checks, clearly
  600. [22:11:40] <Paradox> except Connor perhaps, he looks like he's been put through a shredder though.
  601. [22:12:19] <Alcyone> "Er."
  602. [22:12:22] <Alcyone> "You all okay?"
  603. [22:13:22] <Tsvai> "Hi, bro!"
  604. [22:13:22] <Paradox> "... Teleporting the teleporter was harder than I thought but I'm okay I think..."
  605. [22:14:20] <Paradox> Treide sends an air high five at Alcyone.
  606. [22:14:24] <Paradox> ( damnit Floyd )
  607. [22:14:56] <Dr_Floyd> (it was the wrong window @_@)
  608. [22:15:14] <Paradox> ( >:T )
  609. [22:15:45] <Alcyone> (anyway)
  610. [22:15:50] * Alcyone air high fives back
  611. [22:15:57] * Tsvai rolls off the Everhungry, and hits the ground with a light "poof".
  612. [22:16:07] <Paradox> ( I meant at Tsvai, Floyd's STUNT distracted me ~_~ )
  613. [22:16:18] * Tsvai high-fives from the ground.
  614. [22:16:32] * Alcyone is probably still clinging to Tsvai so it's okay she just gets confused sometimes
  615. [22:18:14] <Paradox> ( how much longer do you guys wanna go tonight? )
  616. [22:18:29] <Alcyone> (whatever works :3)
  617. [22:18:37] <Bokor> (I'm good to keep going)
  618. [22:18:38] <Tsvai> (I can go on for at least a couple of hours. )
  619. [22:18:52] <Paradox> ( hmm okay I think well, we'll keep going for now and see how it goes )
  620. [22:19:24] <Tsvai> "Hi!"
  621. [22:19:34] * Tsvai looks at Connor and frowns. "You're not looking so well."
  622. [22:19:38] <Paradox> "Anyway, this is about as close as we could get the teleporter without tripping off their sensors."
  623. [22:19:53] <Paradox> "Teleporting. Hurts." He replies, a bit dead pan.
  624. [22:20:04] <Alcyone> "Not if you do it right!"
  625. [22:20:23] <Alcyone> "By which I mean uhh."
  626. [22:20:37] <Dr_Floyd> "Zhey refer to ze splitting of body atoms."
  627. [22:20:52] <Paradox> "It does if you're teleporting three other people and a huge machine."
  628. [22:21:00] <Bokor> "Well, dependin' on the scale, Alcyone, that changes."
  629. [22:21:04] <Paradox> He sits down in place. BLUH
  630. [22:21:24] * Tsvai rolls.
  631. [22:21:30] <Bokor> "Pretty sure the Giratina I've made a pact with was pretty worn out after the stunt he pulled too."
  632. [22:22:02] <Alcyone> "Fair enough."
  633. [22:22:08] * Alcyone untangles herself from Tsvai.
  634. [22:22:13] <Paradox> "The Everhungry suddenly shrinks down to adorablesize again."
  635. [22:22:19] <Paradox> ( ... - quotes )
  636. [22:22:44] <Paradox> "I hate to break this up, but ... we've been spotted."
  637. [22:22:50] <Alcyone> "By?"
  638. [22:22:53] * Alcyone looks up.
  639. [22:23:06] <Paradox> There's a big swarm of mecharobots coming right at you!
  640. [22:23:37] <Paradox> "We'll take care of things out here. Get in that building and free the prisoners."
  641. [22:23:40] <Dr_Floyd> "Velp!"
  642. [22:23:54] <Alcyone> "Whelp."
  643. [22:23:57] <Alcyone> "Understood!"
  644. [22:24:05] <Tsvai> "Go kick some ass!"
  645. [22:24:12] * Tsvai scrambles into the building.
  646. [22:24:13] <Paradox> "Will do sis! You too!"
  647. [22:24:28] <Bokor> "Well let's get movin', then!"
  648. [22:25:11] * Dr_Floyd runs inside the building! "Liberation mission is a go!"
  649. [22:25:19] * Alcyone dashes after Floyd!
  650. [22:28:10] <Paradox> You manage to get into the building without mishap!
  651. [22:28:37] <Paradox> It's a rather strange metal building, you've never really seen something like it.
  652. [22:29:00] <Paradox> As you enter, you see a sign
  653. [22:29:32] <Paradox> It indicates that to your left is the Foyer, and to the right is the Library.
  654. [22:30:22] * Alcyone swerves toward the library.
  655. [22:30:43] * Tsvai does the same. There might be something interesting here.
  656. [22:31:17] * Bokor just shrugs and follows the girls.
  657. [22:31:31] <Paradox> You run down the hallway, and then up some stairs!
  658. [22:31:42] <Paradox> You enter a library, sure enough
  659. [22:31:47] <Paradox> It's got books and everything.
  660. [22:31:56] * Dr_Floyd searchs for interesting GEOLOGY BOOKS!
  661. [22:32:26] * Tsvai looks around for interesting books on artifice. Instead of skimming, though, she simply places thme in her pack.
  662. [22:32:31] <Paradox> Sir Abelar Aegon is sitting a table there, with reading glasses, thumbing through a book.
  663. [22:32:39] <Paradox> He doesn't get up when he notices you come in.
  664. [22:32:50] <Bokor> "You goofs what are you doing lookin' for books we got a job to do :T"
  665. [22:33:03] <Tsvai> "Might as well take a few, though."
  666. [22:33:49] <Paradox> "These dittos are far superior to our own engineers. You wouldn't believe the technology they have. Although, it seems they might have taken many of their ideas from humans on another world ... or perhaps, another time. It's quite interesting."
  667. [22:34:05] <Tsvai> "That's why I've got a few books here!"
  668. [22:34:07] <Tsvai> "Also, hi!"
  669. [22:34:07] <Alcyone> "And what do you have to say for yourself?"
  670. [22:34:14] <Tsvai> "We're here to stop you."
  671. [22:34:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Yes, future technology. Quite dangerous, yet i'd believe it's not good enough to justify betraying your people."
  672. [22:35:16] <Paradox> "Perhaps. But you don't have time to deal with me right this second."
  673. [22:35:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve killed Roland." Floyd says in a calm tone. "And ve liberated ze other 'umans 'e imprisioned."
  674. [22:35:41] <Paradox> He nods.
  675. [22:35:54] <Alcyone> "He's right. We've more important things to do."
  676. [22:36:04] * Alcyone looks for another exit from the library.
  677. [22:36:19] <Paradox> "I've arranged it so there's no patrols for around 20 minutes or so. But after that ... the troops will file in. You have to get the hostages out of there before then, or it'll be a slaughter."
  678. [22:37:08] <Dr_Floyd> "...Und you vant us to believe in you?"
  679. [22:37:21] <Bokor> "Does it really make a difference?"
  680. [22:37:24] <Paradox> "Not particularly. But let's say I'm not a gambling man."
  681. [22:37:33] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze dittos vould not take zat sort of thing lightly."
  682. [22:37:38] <Alcyone> "Guys."
  683. [22:37:41] <Bokor> "Let's just get movin', dittos or no dittos we still got a job to do."
  684. [22:37:44] <Alcyone> "We really really don't have time to discuss this."
  685. [22:37:45] <Alcyone> "Right."
  686. [22:38:03] <Paradox> "And it's my responsability to make sure as many of my people as possible survive. So, either you win and everything goes well ... or you lose, and I've managed to save at least a fw people by throwing in with them. Call it hedging my bets."
  687. [22:38:04] <Alcyone> "As for you, Sir Abelar, I do hope you survive long enough to be judged by your peers."
  688. [22:38:54] <Tsvai> "To be honest, though..."
  689. [22:38:57] <Paradox> "We'll see, Miss Alcyone.  Rather soon I imagine, as you'll have to come back for me and the hound if you want that core."
  690. [22:39:00] <Tsvai> "THe noose might be the judge here."
  691. [22:39:15] <Alcyone> "Where are the hostages?"
  692. [22:39:48] <Paradox> "Past the foyer, go down on the following steps. Follow the signs."
  693. [22:39:54] <Alcyone> "Right."
  694. [22:39:55] <Bokor> "Just another mad dog that needs to be put down, already done that once here, we're short on time and can deal with that later, as the man said."
  695. [22:39:56] * Alcyone turns, walks out.
  696. [22:41:28] * Dr_Floyd turns and walks out in the foyer's direction. But stops on the last step, looking behind and saying. "I vould not stay 'ere long, Ser Abelar."
  697. [22:41:31] * Tsvai follows her Glorious Leader. "You know, do we have any reason to trust him?"
  698. [22:41:53] <Paradox> Abelar looks back down at his book, ignoring Floyd.
  699. [22:41:56] <Alcyone> "No, but we've even less reason to waste time dealing with him."
  700. [22:42:03] <Paradox> or perhaps it was a show of defiance.
  701. [22:42:33] <Paradox> As you run back through the foyer, you do notice the place seems curiously empty.
  702. [22:42:42] <Bokor> (oh god we got 4 seconds left in the 4th and we're down by 3, kicking a field goal to tie it)
  703. [22:42:44] <Bokor> (hnnnng)
  704. [22:42:57] <Paradox> ( ... sports?)
  705. [22:43:09] <Bokor> (my school's in a bowl game, the Sugar Bowl :B)
  706. [22:43:19] <Bokor> (been watching it w/ my family, hence the entire phone thing)
  707. [22:43:27] <Paradox> ( is that polo? horses like sugar )
  708. [22:43:36] <Dr_Floyd> "'e vas right on not being any patrols though."
  709. [22:44:03] <Bokor> "Well we'd of just cut them down anyway."
  710. [22:44:12] <Paradox> There's a sign point towards a staircase that goes up which is labelled "Laboratory", and another one which is going down and labelled "Factory".
  711. [22:44:52] <Alcyone> "....Neither of those is very promising."
  712. [22:44:54] <Alcyone> "So, uh."
  713. [22:45:00] * Alcyone goes down.
  714. [22:45:03] <Bokor> (oh thank god we're in overtime, attention back )
  715. [22:45:29] <Paradox> You go down a long flight of steps, and do indeed enter some sort of factory
  716. [22:45:34] <Bokor> "They'd probably have prisoners in the factory, right."
  717. [22:45:42] <Paradox> There's lots of people here, chained to tables
  718. [22:46:11] <Paradox> chained by tables rather, not on them. They're all either working some assembly line, or another strange machine.
  719. [22:46:44] <Dr_Floyd> "...Breaking all ze chains might be problematic. Can ve turn down ze machine, Tsvai?"
  720. [22:48:17] <Tsvai> 1d20+7 Can we?
  721. [22:48:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Can we?: 26 [1d20=19]
  722. [22:48:26] <Paradox> YES
  723. [22:48:28] <Paradox> YES YOU CAN
  724. [22:48:30] <Paradox> YES WE CAN
  725. [22:48:32] <Paradox> HOPE
  726. [22:48:35] <Paradox> TSVAI 2012
  727. [22:48:50] <Tsvai> CAN WE FIX IT - NO IT'S FUCKED, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE THE FUCKERS HERE
  728. [22:48:53] <Bokor> (hell I'd vote for her)
  729. [22:49:18] <Tsvai> "Of course we can! Open up that panel."
  730. [22:49:39] * Tsvai presses a few buttons on her mechanical glove, and pulls back a latch, revealing a multi-tool.
  731. [22:50:56] * Alcyone goes around breaking whatever chains she can, using Foresight to find imperfections in the metal.
  732. [22:51:18] * Tsvai attempts to shut down the machine nice and easy.
  733. [22:51:34] <Paradox> It's not terribly hard to break the chains when you can shoot FIRE
  734. [22:51:40] <Tsvai> "Now, we've also got to worry about that little army of Abelar's, too...."
  735. [22:51:50] <Tsvai> "So I think a bit of sabotage may be called for."
  736. [22:52:01] <Paradox> but as soon as Tsvai manages to shut down the machines, all the chained bracelets seem to open automatically anyway :T
  737. [22:52:08] <Alcyone> "...Well."
  738. [22:52:21] <Paradox> The wildlings all get up, and swarm around Bokor.
  739. [22:52:25] <Alcyone> "Okay everyone! Nice and orderly! Single file, out you go."
  740. [22:52:28] <Tsvai> "How do you guys like explosions that we are FAR away rom, by the way?"
  741. [22:52:35] <Paradox> "Oh god get us out of here" ect. seems to be the main sentiment.
  742. [22:53:04] <Dr_Floyd> "Bock-or, try to instruct zhem!"
  743. [22:53:25] <Bokor> "Alright, alright, calm down everyone, I am not gonna lie and say it's going to be a cakewalk, there will be violence, but we're here to get you out, yes.  Let's get moving," he tells them in Wildling.
  744. [22:53:28] <Tsvai> "Let's see here....."
  745. [22:53:29] <Dr_Floyd> "First ve shall leave ze place, miss Tsvai."
  746. [22:53:31] <Bokor> "They're just scared shitless."
  747. [22:53:54] <Dr_Floyd> "Zhere might be staggerers zhat vould be 'urt... And ser Abelar."
  748. [22:53:56] * Tsvai barely routes the power back into its output, and latches a small machine into the mechanism that will click it all into place."
  749. [22:54:03] <Tsvai> - "
  750. [22:54:08] <Tsvai> "Well, it's remote."
  751. [22:54:22] <Paradox> They begin to scramble up the stairs, and up into the foyer.
  752. [22:54:57] * Alcyone and Joy, the least-threatening-looking pokemon ever, assist with herding people upstairs.
  753. [22:56:11] <Paradox> You find Connor in the foyer, with the big teleporter machine.
  754. [22:56:16] <Paradox> "Tell them to stand on here!"
  755. [22:56:30] <Bokor> "Okay, everyone, stand near that thing, we'll get you out of here with it."
  756. [22:56:38] <Tsvai> "Well, we've still got to find all the rest...."
  757. [22:56:53] <Paradox> "There's more?"
  758. [22:57:00] <Tsvai> "There might be!"
  759. [22:57:12] <Paradox> "Hold on..."
  760. [22:57:31] <Paradox> Connor touches his hands to his temples in stereotypical PSYCHIC fashion.
  761. [22:57:41] <Paradox> You notice a little blood begin to dribble from his ears.
  762. [22:58:08] <Tsvai> "Hey! Hey! Save yourself the effort if it's going to hurt you!"
  763. [22:58:19] * Tsvai lets Hero of Justice accomplish this with Aura.
  764. [22:58:22] <Paradox> "54 Ditto. 76 humans. There's ... 2 humans exactly ... besides the wildlings here, and ourselves."
  765. [22:58:34] * Alcyone assists with PSYCHIC POWER
  766. [22:58:36] <Paradox> "One of them is Ser Abelar, I don't know who the other could be ..."
  767. [22:58:42] <Alcyone> "Any idea where?"
  768. [22:59:18] <Paradox> "One is in the library, the other is at the very top level, with 4 dittos."
  769. [22:59:29] <Dr_Floyd> "Is it a prisoner or a mastermind?"
  770. [22:59:46] <Bokor> (migrating back to my desktop)
  771. [22:59:49] <Paradox> "They're ... not scared. They seem to be feeling ... a little smug, even."
  772. [22:59:58] <Paradox> "But I mean, I can't say for sure."
  773. [23:00:00] <Paradox> He shrugs.
  774. [23:00:25] <Tsvai> "Hero of Justice, anything to add?"
  775. [23:00:27] * Dr_Floyd groans. "Of course, only one vay to find out. Take ze vildlings, ve shall search for ze core, right Fräulein?" He turns to Alcyone.
  776. [23:00:35] <Alcyone> "Correct."
  777. [23:00:40] <Paradox> < YES. I SENSE A MOST VILE BEAST... IN THE LIBRARY! >
  778. [23:00:48] <Alcyone> "Once everyone is out of here, we shall take things into our own hands."
  779. [23:00:54] * Alcyone cracks her knuckles for emphasis.
  780. [23:00:56] <Tsvai> "That might be Abelar himself. But something's wrong."
  781. [23:00:59] <Tsvai> "This was too easy."
  782. [23:02:02] <Paradox> "Let's complain about how EASY this was later."
  783. [23:02:06] <Alcyone> "Correct."
  784. [23:02:13] <Dr_Floyd> "It's not Abelar, Connorsaid so."
  785. [23:02:13] <Alcyone> "Save it for later."
  786. [23:02:30] * Alcyone turns and charges towards the library. Yaaaaar.
  787. [23:02:33] <Paradox> Connor keeps teleporting group after group of wildlings, but the still plenty to save.
  788. [23:02:34] <Tsvai> "Nnnngh. Something -bothers- me about this!"
  789. [23:02:37] <Paradox> ( oh whoops )
  790. [23:02:51] <Bokor> "The other human has to be someone allied with them, yes."
  791. [23:03:18] * Dr_Floyd heads to the Laboratory. There is... Something he needs to look there.
  792. [23:03:58] <Paradox> Floyd heads up into the laboratory! It is the freakin' coolest laboratory you've ever seen!
  793. [23:04:25] <Paradox> All sorts of strange and advanced intruments; some whose function you can guess, many that you can't.
  794. [23:04:49] <Paradox> There's a single ditto here, which is wearing glasses, and seems to have a little rod sticking out of it.
  795. [23:05:05] <Paradox> The little rod beeps every 3 seconds or so, and blinks with a little red light.
  796. [23:05:38] <Paradox> "Oh. Hello there!"
  797. [23:05:40] * Tsvai follows the Glorious Leader!
  798. [23:05:53] <Paradox> The ditto's glasses slip off a little, but he quickly pushes them back up.
  799. [23:05:59] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh 'ello fellow ditto!"
  800. [23:06:09] <Dr_Floyd> "Blorp Blorp und all zat!"
  801. [23:06:28] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 cha convincing this guy i'm a ditto?
  802. [23:06:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, cha convincing this guy i'm a ditto?: 7 [1d20=7]
  803. [23:06:33] <Paradox> "I'm not stupid, I know you're not a ditto!"
  804. [23:06:37] <Bokor> after considering his options, he follows the two girls back to the library.
  805. [23:06:47] <Paradox> Professor Ditto is not fooled <:T
  806. [23:06:52] <Dr_Floyd> "...Of course."
  807. [23:06:56] <Bokor> (pppppppht)
  808. [23:07:57] <Paradox> "But as long as you're here, hand me the dineutral polylateral-syllax solution would you?"
  809. [23:08:21] * Dr_Floyd grabs it. "Hmm, interesting combination. Vhat did you dilluted to achieve it?"
  810. [23:09:14] <Paradox> "Pensyllax Tetraoxide! Bet you hadn't thought of that, eh?"
  811. [23:09:56] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh i 'ad not ze instruments to do so. Science 'as yet not advenced zis far." He throws the vial to Professor Ditto.
  812. [23:11:18] <Paradox> The ditto extends a pink appendage to catch it. "Careful! It takes months to prepare you know! I need it, and that Eusaccharide-Numisol powder to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
  813. [23:11:45] <Paradox> "Thereby creating ... the best infinite breakfast machine ever."
  814. [23:12:14] <Bokor> (oh god ahahahhaah)
  815. [23:13:01] <Alcyone> (oh god Tsvai's got competition)
  816. [23:13:07] <Paradox> "I'm supposed to be creating a new fuel synthesis for remotely operated mechs though, so don't tell anyone!"
  817. [23:13:10] <Tsvai> (oh that is at -least- five kinds of Tauros-shit)
  818. [23:13:20] <Dr_Floyd> "...V-vhat 'eresy is zhat!"
  819. [23:13:31] <Dr_Floyd> "Breakfast is something supposed to be made vith love!"
  820. [23:13:31] <Bokor> (NOOOO DON'T STOP HIM)
  821. [23:13:52] <Paradox> "It is! It's being made with a LOVE OF SCIENCE."
  822. [23:14:02] <Paradox> "Wait let me try sayign that again."
  823. [23:14:25] <Paradox> "It's being made with a 5LOVE OF SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE1"
  824. [23:14:55] <Dr_Floyd> "Very vell zhen! Show your love. Make a pancake vith zis... Zis machine!"
  825. [23:14:56] <Paradox> Lightning bolts erupt in the background
  826. [23:15:27] <Paradox> "Oh dear, the Positron Euclidifoer broke again. Watch out for stray sparks."
  827. [23:16:46] <Paradox> "Pancake? Ugh! Such overly sugary food will not do at all! The infinite breakfast machine will provide SOFTBOILED EGGS, A YOGURT PARFAIT, a FRUIT MEDLEY SALAD, and HOT CINNAMON OATMEAL."
  828. [23:17:00] <Paradox> "True BRAIN FOOD for the discerning Scientist!"
  829. [23:17:08] <Tsvai> (what the actual fuck is this)
  830. [23:17:42] <Dr_Floyd> "Fruit Salad? Oatmeal? Parfait?" Floyd is almost insulted by such a declaration. "You sir, are a BUFFOON!"
  831. [23:17:48] <Bokor> (guys, we went the wrong way)
  832. [23:17:50] <Bokor> (so went the wrong way)
  833. [23:18:00] <Paradox> "NO! YOU ARE THE BUFFOON!"
  834. [23:19:10] <Paradox> "I even managed to steal a little bit of that Fructose-laden Ditetramine Solosil Octooxide."
  835. [23:19:39] <Paradox> "Elixir of Night or whatever those weird cultists call it. I'll put it into my breakfast food to make it DOUBLY NUTRITIOUS!"
  836. [23:20:05] <Dr_Floyd> "..."
  837. [23:20:17] * Dr_Floyd seriousfaces.
  838. [23:20:31] <Bokor> (oshit Floyd)
  839. [23:20:36] <Bokor> (ITS YOUR DESTINYYYYYY)
  840. [23:22:06] <Dr_Floyd> "Give me it."
  841. [23:22:14] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze elixir."
  842. [23:22:36] <Paradox> "No I need it!"
  843. [23:23:44] <Dr_Floyd> "You are using vhat is a cure for most diseases on ze vorld, ze 'oly Grail of medicine as a nutritional complement."
  844. [23:24:03] <Paradox> "Well, dittos don't get diseases so..."
  845. [23:24:13] <Paradox> He pushes his glasses up again.
  846. [23:24:13] <Dr_Floyd> "You are either an embodiment of all zhat enrages me or a moron. Vhich are ze same."
  847. [23:24:40] <Paradox> "Anyway it still doesn't work on viruses still! So technically you- hey that is rude."
  848. [23:24:46] <Paradox> "Maybe uhm .. we can make a deal?"
  849. [23:24:59] * Dr_Floyd glares at him. "...?"
  850. [23:25:04] <Paradox> "I'll give you the elixir! And you have to get me out of here."
  851. [23:25:32] <Dr_Floyd> "..." He relaxes a bit. "Eh, can be done."
  852. [23:25:47] <Paradox> "I just want to do SCIENCE! I don't care about Urmaresheron or our glorious destiny or whatever! What a bunch of hooey! So that's why I'm locked up in here, and I have this stupid tracking chip implanted."
  853. [23:25:54] <Paradox> He points to the little rod with the red light.
  854. [23:26:41] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 strike the tracking chip out
  855. [23:26:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, strike the tracking chip out: 14 [1d20=14]
  856. [23:26:56] <Paradox> SPARK
  857. [23:26:59] <Paradox> "Ow!"
  858. [23:27:03] * Dr_Floyd gives a sweeping kick above Doctor Ditto's head, trying to slice the chip out.
  859. [23:27:09] <Paradox> It did break though. That was easy. :O
  860. [23:27:41] <Paradox> "You did it!"
  861. [23:27:54] <Paradox> The ditto hops on Floyd's head, transforming into a hat.
  862. [23:27:58] <Paradox> He still has his glasses though
  863. [23:28:11] <Bokor> (bueno.jpg)
  864. [23:28:15] <Paradox> "Okay, the elixir is that black vial there!"
  865. [23:28:23] <Alcyone> (awww, do I get a little occultist ditto to be my best friend? :B)
  866. [23:28:29] * Dr_Floyd grabs the Black Vial. "You really sure?"
  867. [23:28:39] <Paradox> "Yes!"
  868. [23:28:45] <Paradox> "Sight. So long, breakfast machine."
  869. [23:28:54] <Paradox> "Someday. SOMEDAY."
  870. [23:29:27] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh come on, zhere are blueprints for zhat somevhere!"
  871. [23:29:34] <Dr_Floyd> "I can take 'em or somezink."
  872. [23:30:30] <Paradox> "I don't do blueprints! They're all in my head, man. Where they're SAFE."
  873. [23:30:47] <Paradox> "But who knows when I'll find the right equipment again!"
  874. [23:32:23] <Paradox> aaaaand </session>
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