Roses are green, but that aint stopping this hacka,
Violets are pink, but doesnt affect this jacka,
V1 tags get reset, but thilo's got em spaced,
and if it aint reset yet, thilo got it defaced.

rollin on og's, gotta rep the hood
dont get me wrong, dont be misunderstood
see I do it for the lulz, just like i do your wife
who else would jack the gamertag "Life"?

gamertags aint a big deal, except if youre a skid
or jk48, or the predator the kid
doing shots of mountain dew, just like a boss
he thinks weed is cool, so sometimes he just fake coughs

ima let yall finish, but wait till im done
lemme start from "jerry", aka account number one
energy had his doubts, saying it aint gettin reset
man i wish i would of held him to a bet
woke up one day and checked my gmail,
"Dear Sk8.ov.all.day, you got the hammer on the nail
names match, cities match, even cc's with it?
man if you arent jerry dunne, wtf, i dun get it."

now all you kids can just say i mod
but i dont see you in the bio of "god"
yea, its jesters now, we cool, past is past
love-hate relationship, the hate cant last

you see me in swat, runnin on a 30 xp 50
dont get jelly, get@me, try to hit me
hold me yellow bar while i destroy you on my host
auto aim, walk thru walls, you could say im a ghost.

got that superjump, and bungie next to my name
lets not play around, we all know who runs this game
dont say i just borrow others shit
its a trust thing, and I learn it all, bit by bit
instead of starting at the bottom, like a rock
i just jumped right in, and said "suck my cock"
I may not even know what a public static void is
but I can tell you why your modem is disconnected

I dont even DDoS, im a baws:
so lets not pretend like you can hit anyone off.
like pj, yes, I digg, okay?
go back to new mexico, but run the other way.

got XBox Live in a headlock, like babies, i choke em
check the train schedule? its running thru your modem.
maybe i havent jacked as many tags as Lightz and vappy,
but back then, you call xbox, and they give you the email addy.
"sir, are you john doe, is this your zip code?
im supposed to have you pass basline, not sure wtf fo'.
so ill just drop this tag's dox, stay on the line, lemme get you a SR
so you can make a youtube of what a boss you are."

so lets not pretend like yall are good at jackin,
put down the Br, turn your mlg pro badge in,
because you took a pro's tag,
that doesnt make you all big and bad,
which, tbh, its kinda ironic,
but at least they get shirts with their name on it
so dont think you are the king,
because, IRL, you dont run anything.

if you are like pred, you "smoke weed everyday man,
my throat hurts to much, cuz i smoke weed outta can
obviously it is mountain dew,
not the h3 version, or my dreams would come true.
ooh, one second, mail man is here,
time to get my new toy for jew-rear,
thanks lightz, you got me one made outta glass,
this dildo will fit perfectly up my ass.
so thanks lightz, true friend, our friendship is never changin,
even tho im always jelly and youre always roid-ragin.
so lemme ride you one last time, okay?
my youtube is going to be one of the ones you did, that way
lol, you know, i cant even do it enough
where you go "how the fuck do you turn this shit off""

So lets move onto ak47, the infamous hacker,
lets not mention he is the #1 jacker.
even tho he never has gotten a reset in his life,
he should intentionally through himself over a knife.
like he almost did when he got his shit ran by jester and I,
shoulda kicked the chair, after he got on skype and started to cry.
"oh my god, what the fuck..is this shit?
gotta buy some more og's, so i dont look like a bitch.
even tho i dont have a retail xbox, because im always getting banned,
MS is mad at me for runnin shit...fuck yea, im the man.
but tbh, ive really not done a single thing
except made my "og's" like "The godbot", cuz im the king
but man, i wish starrborn would stop being a sting,
and give me some og's, why doesnt he, when i explain i cant dox?
because im too worried boutta my mom bringin me jack in the box.
speaking of which, MOM, COME DOWN HERE, QUICKLY!
DONT FORGET THE JACK IN THE BOX, THO, PLZ.
MOM, YOU DUMB BITCH, DONT TELL ME IM PREACHING TO THE CHORUS
AND DONT TELL ANYONE WHO CALLS THAT WE LIVE AT 13560 NORRIS.
MOM, PLEASE, DONT CONFIRM MY DOX,
THAT IS JUST MORE REASON NO ONE LIKES ME ON XBOX.
JUST HANG UP THE PHONE, SAY WRONG NUMBER, C'MON.
Because I dont want the FBI and CIA to know what server I'm on!
My VPN's have VPN's, my proxy's have firewalls,
Fuck puberty, im 18, I can sharpie hair on my balls.
No mom, im not going to pay you, im your son, the military? no, i wont enter
and bitch, dont call it a basement, this is my command center.
see bitch, i run shit, im running command prompt like a G,
color 0E, cls, and tree:
that C: man, so i can get some scrollin code
I wonder how I get this to be in "unix root" mode?
fuck it, its kay, i still got my fame
i make 100,000 a year off of xbox, or so i claim :)
see I like to lie, i do it all the time,
if i just deny shit, it will be just prime.
so i think im good, i still run Xbox LIVE
bought bots, no tags, no msp, and no gold,
but its k, i just sit at the dashboard till my xbox molds.
so im gonna get off now, its only 3 am,
time to get up tomorrow and get my shit ran again"

So now that that kid is outta the loop,
i can embarrass the next kid who shoots at my hoop.
Really? Make a joke about basketball?
its k, Im Thilo, im sexy, and 7 ft tall.
the pic of me that pred spread isnt valid
so yall can just keep tossin his salad.
he didnt even jack stepto,
dont you see?
energy gave him the idea, dox, and the last 4 of the CC
so keep sayin you runnin shit, and say you make 'dat money'.
bitch, shit the fuck up, i made 500+ in one fucking lobby.

I literally ripped up a 100 dollar bill in front of some school kids
why not? I carded it. thanks "Billy Sanderez", for being stupid.
so yea, I ddos, mod, glitch, hack, whatev,
i dont need a tutorial, teach me the basics, im cleva,
ill take that exploit you found in the url,
and make 2k+ and counting, buying a new car.
and yea, im talking about MSP,
with all that money, i coulda bought a money tree.
none of you kids can say you run this shit all nice and fine
when all you kids sell your "SHELL BOOTERS" and "SEMI OG'S" for 4.99.

get the fuck out, im done, ill see yall in a bit
boutta go jack a tag with my "public lines" cuz im a skid.
and yet, who are the ones who can still jack?
Me, Steve...shit, im almost dont, look at that.
To be honest, Ill put energy, but he is done with xbox, or so he is about,
just for the love of god, dont let index count.
'YEA MAN I JACKED A TAG", no you didnt.
if you did, you wouldnt be in your boxers, jizzin
jackin your dick to a 15 character ascii representation
of an "original" citizen of the xbox cyber nation.
sorry, didnt mean to use some actual words there in that.
I forgot this is supposed to be a rap....
shit, not to say that blacks arent as smart,
but ADR Lucas and an Ape? can't tell em apart.
naw, just playin, an ape can do alittle more
than threaten with packets, and MSP keygens with back doors.

Ok, Im done. Thats it, lets finish,
lets see all you kids try me, youll diminish.
my name is jerry, "kuhlman", it isnt close.
gotta thank jester for believe my paypal's billing info :)
Pred got tricked, again, by the master troll
so go ahead, try harder, get jelly, post my "address" sum moar.
Lets face it, Im anon, hell...im anon like a sheep in the flock
Activision is the biggest game company in the world, and they couldnt even drop my dox.

k, this is it, last time ill hit enter
if Im cool, like you guys, ill make it centered
and make the title "♦ [PANIC] [BOOTER] [HOLY SHIT, IM IN A BRACKET]♦"
which i enjoy, it sorts out the mature from the faggots.
So if yall were to just cut out with the faggotry,
get your shit together, youll be as good as me.