Attack Of The Jurassic Shark Download Torrent
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- When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of thieves and beautiful young female college students on an abandoned piece of land. Unable to escape the fearsome beast, the two groups of strangers must put aside their differences and come together to fight off the extinct, ferocious monster while battling for their lives. What started out as some fun in the sun, ends up as a survival of the fittest as nature's cruelest creation has come back from extinction and he wants revenge!
- An unlikely criminal gang has stolen a painting which subsequently gets lost in the bottom of a lake, chomped by a giant shark and has dynamite thrown at it. It doesn't occur to anyone in this film that the painting might have depreciated in value somewhat with this treatment. That's how good the script is.<br/><br/>The shark attacks all take place in a three foot deep lake while the CGI and stock footage depict a great white in the ocean. We're talking about a movie so cheap it can't afford to rent an office and instead has to depict conversations between the lab worker and his boss and subordinate in a stairwell. You can imagine how good the shark looks. In one scene it looks like they are using a cardboard cutout of a shark but it might just be awful CGI.<br/><br/>Some of the worst bits can't even be blamed on a low budget. In one scene a gunman aims off screen to the left at a girl. Suddenly her friend runs on from the right and clubs him with a branch, but with her is the girl he was aiming at!<br/><br/>At the risk of sounding pedantic the megladon is a creature of the cenozoic period so even the rip-off title doesn't work. Don't waste your time honestly this is not even funny. If it wasn't for the film Zombie Nation this would be my pick for worst film ever made.
- This film doesn't even deserve a 1/10. A few friends and I saw the title of this film knowing that it would be pretty awful... But how wrong we were. This was such a bad film that it exceeded any humour which could be derived from it. The worst thing about this film is that it feels like it takes itself seriously. What a joke. I've seen YouTube videos which are better directed. The camera work is shocking, the range of lighting is abysmal and the sound system is laughable. <br/><br/>I get that this is a low budget film, but a part of me wonders why anyone with an inkling of sanity would even attempt to make a film about a giant shark with such a low budget. I'm sure that with a little more effort the effects could've been better. Even so, if you know that you have a low budget why even make such a film?<br/><br/>The acting is reminiscent of acting in pornography films, especially at the start with the two girls near whatever that body of water was (The two hour splash fight). Yet to be fair a lot of the blame must be shifted to the screenwriters. The dialogue like the rest of the film is terrible at best. <br/><br/>If you want my honest opinion - Don't watch this film, even if you saw the title and thought that it would be funny to get some laughs out of. It's so bad it's not even funny. In fact I'd go so far to say that this film is an abomination to the entire industry and that all of those involved in the making of this spawn of evil should be deeply ashamed. Yet perhaps most of the blame should be laid on those who let it be released and took it seriously. We deserve better and this is a mark of the cheap nature of profiteering.
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