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Odd Dreams...

TeslaCoilGirl
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  1. [12:39:57 PM] ASHPoD: so, last to last night
  2. [12:40:17 PM] ASHPoD: For some reason I was being punished (I was in a random office building)
  3. [12:40:32 PM] ASHPoD: I was sent to go to this weird freezer room thing.
  4. [12:40:51 PM] ASHPoD: The guy said that the temperature of the place is going to be 1 Kelvin
  5. [12:41:01 PM] ASHPoD: but it ends up being 21 fahrenheit
  6. [12:41:09 PM] ASHPoD: and then I'm a boy for some reason
  7. [12:41:25 PM] ASHPoD: and the panels of the wall push out at weird angles
  8. [12:41:57 PM] ASHPoD: and the guy says "once you arrange all the foodstuffs (which materialize into the room with another boy that's apparently my brother)
  9. [12:42:15 PM] ASHPoD: and then a lady opens the door to say something
  10. [12:42:31 PM] ASHPoD: and me and the boy dash out of the room
  11. [12:42:38 PM] ASHPoD: the guys are like "GET THEM!!!"
  12. [12:42:47 PM] ASHPoD: but we run into a parking lot and hijack a car
  13. [12:42:58 PM] ASHPoD: and then we drive up to a gas station
  14. [12:43:17 PM] ASHPoD: then he says "Im going to split up. Take care, all right?"
  15. [12:43:50 PM] ASHPoD: and then I see a girl from last night's dream and am like... oh... i missed her... and then she' says "I found them"
  16. [12:44:05 PM] ASHPoD: I then pull out of the drive way and then the scene shifts
  17. [12:44:20 PM] ASHPoD: one of my friends from school is dragging me across the catwalk
  18. [12:44:31 PM] ASHPoD: My name is apparently "Geoffery"
  19. [12:44:46 PM] ASHPoD: there are twilight posters on the floor for some reason
  20. [12:45:22 PM] ASHPoD: and then I fall off of the catwalk, and they're screaming "GET GEOFFERY!!!" and then I find out I've been transformed into a poster (I can't see anything at this point)
  21. [12:45:29 PM] ASHPoD: and then the scene shifts again
  22. [12:45:58 PM] ASHPoD: now I'm (still a poster... more like a projector screen) being hung up on the wall
  23. [12:46:22 PM] ASHPoD: I have a weird painting that moves a bit that resembles a countryside lakefront painting
  24. [12:46:46 PM] ASHPoD: It's a weird program that it's pulled up on... like the original version of MS Paint and it's "Untitled" lol
  25. [12:46:58 PM] ASHPoD: and then I'm like... psst.. it's meee....
  26. [12:47:08 PM] ASHPoD: then I have a half lucid moment
  27. [12:47:11 PM] ASHPoD: and I'm like
  28. [12:47:23 PM] ASHPoD: This is a board of my memories
  29. [12:47:31 PM] ASHPoD: I wonder if I can pull portal up
  30. [12:47:39 PM] ASHPoD: so I manage to, but in a really fucked up form
  31. [12:48:01 PM] ASHPoD: and then I find myself wandering through a chamber that resembles old Aperture
  32. [12:48:29 PM] ASHPoD: then I see a weird blue gel that's very viscous but I can't get to it (I don't have a portal gun yet)
  33. [12:48:54 PM] ASHPoD: and then I find a giant room. There's pink gel on the ground that's like the orange propulsion gel in the real gam
  34. [12:49:14 PM] ASHPoD: and a red, very liquidy gel that's like the repulsion bouncy gel in the real game (blue)
  35. [12:49:29 PM] ASHPoD: so I'm trying to run on the gel and bounce up on the red gel to get to a place
  36. [12:49:49 PM] ASHPoD: and then I keep crashing into the wall and respawning
  37. [12:49:58 PM] ASHPoD: suddenly my mom and brother are there, doing other things
  38. [12:50:36 PM] ASHPoD: my brother yells out to me to get a thing called an "edgeless safety cube" (it's a ball that's super annoying in the real game cuz it keeps rolling away)
  39. [12:50:48 PM] ASHPoD: so I do the little run and bounce thing again, and this time I make it.
  40. [12:51:36 PM] ASHPoD: I find out I accidentally pressed a button near the bakc wall that sends cannons firing everywhere (this isn't quite in the real game) and then I am running to get the ball
  41. [12:51:42 PM] ASHPoD: I fail he first few times
  42. [12:52:23 PM] ASHPoD: then I finally get it, with much effort, sliding on the pink gel to get to where my brother is. he, for some reason, is trying to nail randomly colored tiles to the wall
  43. [12:52:45 PM] ASHPoD: I lose the ball and apparently go through a door to the neXt chamber
  44. [12:52:54 PM] ASHPoD: at this point I do have a portal gun, but I'm all alone
  45. [12:53:24 PM] ASHPoD: I shoot a portal in front of me and one near the eXit door (it let me shoot them everywhere for some reason
  46. [12:53:36 PM] ASHPoD: and I find out that I'm being sniped by turrets
  47. [12:53:47 PM] ASHPoD: instead of the turrets looking like the ones in the actual game
  48. [12:53:54 PM] ASHPoD: they are actual human snipers
  49. [12:54:07 PM] ASHPoD: I find out that the bullets don't affect me cuz I'm half lucidly dreaming
  50. [12:54:14 PM] ASHPoD: and then I go into the neXt room
  51. [12:54:44 PM] ASHPoD: it's a very small room, and there are cubes in each corner, and a turret in each corner. In the center is a companion cube
  52. [12:54:54 PM] ASHPoD: the turrets are actual turrets this time
  53. [12:54:58 PM] ASHPoD: they start shooting at me
  54. [12:55:17 PM] ASHPoD: I grab the companion cube to protect me, but I can't hide from all four corners
  55. [12:55:38 PM] ASHPoD: then I find that the bullets do affect me, and they shoot me dead, and then I find myself laying on my bed
  56. [12:56:03 PM] ASHPoD: I get up and start walking to the bathroom, only to find that there are random things on the floor that aren't supposed to be there
  57. [12:56:08 PM] ASHPoD: then I wake up for real
  58. [12:56:10 PM] ASHPoD: >.>
  59. [12:56:29 PM] ASHPoD: that's all last to last night's dream
  60. [12:56:34 PM] ASHPoD: the night before that
  61. [12:57:46 PM] ASHPoD: I was in a weird, european city. I was apparently looking for a girl (she reappeared in the next dream), and I finally found her in a small street shop. then I am being dragged around by my mom into a weird place
  62. [12:58:03 PM] ASHPoD: it's really old, and my dad tells me to pick up a particular branch
  63. [12:59:03 PM] ASHPoD: it's a weird scepter that the top of it looks like it's been split into several section, twisted a bit, and reclosed at the top, containing a blue ball in the "cage"
  64. [12:59:09 PM] ASHPoD: at the top is a cross
  65. [12:59:24 PM] ASHPoD: my dad then tells me to place it in a strange altar
  66. [12:59:36 PM] ASHPoD: I do that, and then step back
  67. [12:59:49 PM] ASHPoD: I chant something and then say "now do your stuff"
  68. [1:00:05 PM] ASHPoD: the entire altar glows blue and the energy dissipates
  69. [1:00:08 PM] ASHPoD: then I woke up
  70. [1:00:17 PM] ASHPoD: but last night's dream
  71. [1:00:25 PM] ASHPoD: >.> strange dream
  72. [1:00:46 PM] ASHPoD: so I'm back in the same test chamber as last to last night's dream
  73. [1:00:55 PM] ASHPoD: but only thing is, GLaDOS is present
  74. [1:01:09 PM] ASHPoD: she's filling the place with neurotoXin
  75. [1:01:37 PM] ASHPoD: I'm with another guy that I don't know (perhaps the same boy fromthe last dream)
  76. [1:02:02 PM] ASHPoD: and then I'm attempting to dodge the cannon fire and reach the door again
  77. [1:02:19 PM] ASHPoD: I do that, and I find myself in a long hotel corridor
  78. [1:02:39 PM] ASHPoD: apparently each room had some really fucked up thing in it
  79. [1:03:05 PM] ASHPoD: GLaDOS then told me I could only touch the ground five times or I'd die
  80. [1:03:24 PM] ASHPoD: so I just kept rebounding off of the walls until I reached the eXit door
  81. [1:03:38 PM] ASHPoD: for some reason, team rocket was holding the door open for me
  82. [1:03:58 PM] ASHPoD: Now I was in the 200s building of school
  83. [1:04:02 PM] ASHPoD: on the top floor
  84. [1:04:35 PM] ASHPoD: apparently there were guys coming after our "team" and I'm running to fight the opposing team
  85. [1:04:42 PM] ASHPoD: there's a lot of gunfire
  86. [1:05:25 PM] ASHPoD: I toss a grenade in a large hole of the catwalk and take out the guys underneath. The catwalk caves in, and I respawn back at the beginning of the hallway
  87. [1:05:44 PM] ASHPoD: I do this like three times, each time being slightly different
  88. [1:06:24 PM] ASHPoD: one of the times I pass a large desk. I toss myself up on top of it (apparently I'm not worried about the neurotoXin)
  89. [1:06:35 PM] ASHPoD: and then I'm wondering what I am to do
  90. [1:06:53 PM] ASHPoD: then GLaDOS tells me I'm apparently married to a random blonde dude
  91. [1:07:00 PM] ASHPoD: and I'm like dafuq?
  92. [1:07:08 PM] ASHPoD: and I look at the papers on the desk
  93. [1:07:26 PM] ASHPoD: lot of them say "containment breach" on them
  94. [1:07:44 PM] ASHPoD: I seemingly know what I'm doing now and a sudden moment of realization
  95. [1:09:24 PM] ASHPoD: I grab all the papers and stuff them into my pikachu backpack (did I ever show that to you?) and at that moment, a weird monster bursts out of one room and chases after me. I bounce out of the hallway again, and then start running. Once I get to the catwalk again, I hear more beeping. I realize that it's the grenade (I dunno why, they don't beep...) and I toss the bag down into hte hole again.
  96. [1:09:53 PM] ASHPoD: I then collect my bag (that seems to have survived but I didn't care for the papers anymore)
  97. [1:10:07 PM] ASHPoD: and then burst out one of the side doors behind an enemy
  98. [1:10:25 PM] ASHPoD: he gets shot and then apparently the ambusher team is called the "bbc" team
  99. [1:10:37 PM] ASHPoD: I run away from both teams
  100. [1:10:43 PM] ASHPoD: and then I woke up
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