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- Hi! My name is..(huh?) My name is.. (who?)
- My name is.. [scratches] Steve Jobs
- Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
- My name is.. [scratches] Steve Jobs
- Hi kids, do you like jaundice?
- Wanna see me steal the livers from a bunch
- of sick little bald kids?
- Wanna get dialysis and inject antibiotics into your eyelids?
- Try cid' and sell rehashes to hipsters like I did?
- My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my catheter straight, but I can't remember what flavor of Ensure I just ate
- And /g/ said "Jobs, you almost dead."
- Uh-uh! "Man, the Ipad can multitask better
- than the brains you still got left in your head."
- Well, since age 50 I've felt myself decline, so I gave them a tablet without flash for $399
- Got pissed off and locked the Iphone OS off and raged so hard I almost choked on my cinnamon applesauce
- I drink a fat glass of exlax and wait for my nurse to come pull the shit out of my ass
- C'mere slut (Steve wait, that's a hat rack)
- I don't give a fuck, if she can move I'll have a heart attack
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