Yellow unironically dindu

>be robot designed to conquer planets and endlessly replicate and shit
>your piss turns organic matter into more robots
>you say you'll execute robots who don't correctly perform their intended functions
>you use the most inefficient drones possible to "do this" (not able to even hit the world's dumbest defective past-seer)
>you come across planet with people
>rebellion starts, seemingly kills your bitch-ass daughter
>you could just go down there and stomp it with those big boots of yours
>but you don't
>instead of you make a big fusion ball that brings that brings dead robots back to life through feeling whole as part of it
>said fusion ball is friendly and only 12 hills judging by arm length and concept art
>you say it's gonna destroy the bitch planet, to cheer up your wife who gets ptsd from it
>you put daughter-killer on trial
>you say you'll execute him
>but wife says no
>you both decide not to stomp him out
>you also don't crush lawyers who you accuse you of treason
>your "best, most ruthless soldier" hesitates when she has her enemies at her mercy and just breaks down ranting
>you and your wife come down, and fight rebels and fusion ball
>wife is crushed under own ship, you come out to help her
>stupid "scientist" you fired calls you a retard
>you poof them because you're nice
>rebel leader, daughter killer, has audacity to say that he IS daughter
>you stomp the fuck out of his shield, he's knocked unconscious
>you, again because you're nice, don't stomp him into ground
>you could fire lightning at other rebels to disarm them, but don't
>you only lightning-poof emo water girl
>turns out rebel leader IS trans boy form of daughter
>drop all hostilities immediately, because you only care about cheering up wife, not enforcing politics
>boy shows that your war-winning move fucked up and corrupted gems
>you get boy to coax your useless creator out of her room, heal corrupted
>you legalise job-screwing fusion while you're at it, because you're that devoted to making son happy
>son still leaves you anyway
>he abandons this girl who he met under the same circumstances as his other friends (bitch says "fuck Earth/Homeworld", kills no-one, gives up)
>you adopt slinky girl
>she's your fucking daughter now
>noice