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- >be on vacation in bongland
- >see Javelin gliding down the sidewalk
- >like a graceful penguin with gout
- >follow her for a block
- >working up courage
- >gently touch her rigging
- "H-hello, I'm The Shikikan. Y-you're the prettiest kansen I've seen all day! Would you join me for a Full Course?"
- >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
- >stares intently for a few moments
- >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could suck an apple through a chain link fence
- "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"
- >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
- "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!"
- >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper
- >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
- >Javelin cocks her head and squints at the menu
- "ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN IRIS! OI CARNT READ THIS. I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI!?!?"
- >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script
- >she shoves her menu at the waiter
- "I WONT NAVAL CURRY DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THE RICE, GUV!"
- "I'm sorry, madam, we don-"
- "I SED FAKKIN NAVAL CURRY M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!"
- >he slinks away without even taking my order
- >Javelin pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
- >starts rubbing at her crotch
- >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
- "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A CRACKIN TIME INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?"
- >look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check
- >turn around
- >Javelin is slumped over the table
- >raped to death by Sirens
- mfw
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