Title: Student Council NEW GAME

1. stray bullet
>How as india Maki u fucking loser haha
>too much ppl shitting in the streets
>here have some of my shit from the streets
>woah
>i should've sold this piece of shit also
>they call it a power stone or some shit but
>i mean who tf falls for that shit lmao what a cocksucker

2. report
>are these moe moe kyun?
>i dont even need to turn around to know that baby
>hey hayasucka
>im dating prez now
>congrats fgt

>i kissed him again lol
>it felt great
>i basically raped his mouth
>i need to get arrested for this shit lol
>haha i want to wrap my virgin tongue around his masculine tongue every day
>ok i hope u get someone like that hayasucka bye
>how do i look hayasaka
>hurry up and choose cuz u look hot in all of them u indecisive fuck

>oh that couple kissed
>and then there was that couple at the cending machine that kissed also
>do you like kissing
>ofc
>you know, i wanna be kiss raped though...
>then just do it u slow bastard
>...!!


4. even if you asked all the fathers in the world to give a summary they have the ability to tell whether one's romance has been tied or not
>oho
>ohohohohohohoho
>ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
>youre always welcome in my crib bby
>ok gl son


5. preparing to study abroad
>ok so u got everything?
>mostly
>ok u needto know that its harder than my penis to get in
>they only give like 5 academic awards and 10 extracurricular merits
>thats a lot
>but it seems u already have all that shit, its as if ur destined for it
>o plz
>btw wheres my recc letter
>o miyuki already did that
>no wonder i wanna like that bastard


6. peace for mankind
>ah, happy new year
>happy new year
>what you wishin homie?im wishing my homoboy maninds get some peace
>i dont wanna say
>just tell me
>but it wont come true
>....
>IM SORRY MANKIND I FUCKED US ALL OVER
>ITS JUST A BELIEF JFC

7. in the shinomiyha mansion
>Big brother...
>happy new...
>kaguya san...
>its ok, that fucking talking weed is gon get used by me like a fucking doll anyways, that incompetent piece of flying shit
>ill just pretend to be weak for now
>holy shit this fucking family...

8. ishigami yu wants to be confessed to(full tl, yw bitch)
>how do you look good in front of someone you like?
>why all of a sudden?
>no, its nothing, just idle talk
>hm....
>well...
>isn't having a pure heart for the person important?
>but
>if the person then like you then it will seem like goodwill and thats terrible
>don't you need to show that you love her?
>unqualified love is tormentful so thats also bad
>is it hard to earn that qualification....
>its not like im not courageous but
>its a bit difficult to say you love them when they don't like you
>hm
>okay
>this is from my experience

>you want to be confessed to
>is what your thinking
>want to be confessed to?
>in my case i was lacking in confidence
>is there anything you can improve to look favorable?
>if you can't say sorry
>then do your utmost best to tell her you like her
>you never know how far it will go
>...
>well thats rough

9. kaguya's christmas present
>huh this stationary shit seems like something ishigami would get lol
>eh, this notebook is precious anyways
>!
school trip --------> if you're ok lets go together
lets see the fireworks again
next year i want to pick a notebook again


10. shirogane's christmas present
>well its my birthday today
>my sister in law did wish me well
>but you probably don't even see the people here as part of the homo sapien race
>here, this shit from miyuki, ive been keeping this
>o its a useless ass necklace
>hayasaka, ruler
>huh?
>I KNEW IT, (HIS DICK) 24*8CM
>KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>wtf is happening
>T=2pisqrt(L/g)
>you dont know?
>i got a notebook for him for christmas
>i said ill get a notebook next year also
>this is his answer
>when T=2pisqrt(L/g) goes in 2,064 rotations
>it forms a pendulum
>prez is prob thinking the same shit in hind sight
>he wants to go together
>thats what it means
>aaahhh thats so cool
>sorry but
>i cant find sympathy for a being like you in this era

11. NEW GAME arc end
>well its 3rd term now, alot have happened huh
>lots happened between u and shinomuiya huh?
>NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH
>anyways lets have a successful terms fgts
>yea

>and thus
>will he tell everyone he got some coochie with shinomiya
>will she stop being fatter than the combination of majinn buu and kirby this term?
>will he stop being a pussy and confess to tusbame senpai
>...
>i just wanna kiss rape prez wen i have time lol
>everyone started their own term!

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