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  1. **Frontier Space Owlery**
  2.  
  3. Maps: None yet.
  4.  
  5. A hive of scum and villainy, this once-peaceful facility is now the home of the very gang of space owls that kidnapped Bombini.
  6.  
  7. Hazards
  8.  
  9. The main hazard in the area is the many space owls. There are also owls armed with switchblades and owls armed with guns. Bitey, a unique switchblade owl, can be found towards the end in the HoP's office. In the Hootagen Lab, there is a... thing. Description cannot define what it is. But it is very dangerous, and very hard to take down.
  10. adhara's info dump
  11.  
  12. (slightly edited by pitaden for formatting)
  13. Nerds
  14.  
  15. John Bill - Shitty Bill's Brother
  16.  
  17. Prof. Reuben van der Hootens - Owl Expert...?
  18.  
  19. Greg - Gift Shop Robot
  20.  
  21. Greg Jr. - Greg's Adopted Son
  22.  
  23. Ashlie Hendersall - Engineer
  24.  
  25. Kyle Hootiare - Engineer
  26.  
  27. Alex Cornwall - Head Researcher
  28.  
  29. James Musajasa - Head of Personnel
  30.  
  31. Eric Addle - Security Officer
  32. Notes
  33. DEAR FIRST SHIFT TEAM
  34.  
  35. WHY: I ASK YOU
  36.  
  37. WHY
  38. WHY did you idiots let some drunk-ass drifter into our cargo dock
  39. WHY did you believe him when he said he works here
  40. WHY did you let him haul away a bunch of our kitchen crates
  41. AND WHY did you let him STEAL ONE OF OUR GODDAMN SHUTTLES
  42.  
  43. Daily Order
  44.  
  45. Shipment Contents:
  46.  
  47. *4 5-liter jugs of Hootin' Dan's Owl Nutrients
  48.  
  49. *5 Crates 144/ct Donk Pockets, Frozen
  50.  
  51. *1 copy of "A Qualitative Metholodogy of Applied Mutagenics, Vol. 3" by Dr. Amy Habicht.
  52.  
  53. Weird-ass guy
  54.  
  55. Hey its me Jacob, shifts have just about changed but we ran into a crazy dude just now.
  56. Guy came running in from the tour route holding a fucking flamethrower!
  57. We were able to take him down before he could use the fucking thing. But im not really sure what to do with his stuff. For now we left it inside the confiscated items locker.
  58.  
  59. Crumpled Paper
  60.  
  61. *cheerful*Hallo and Welcome to the newly reopened Frontier Space Owlery!
  62. I'm Professor Reuben van der Hootens and I'm glad you're here! You're just in time for Hootenany Week 2053.
  63. *pause, cough out loud*
  64. *speak quietly, rushed* Due to ongoing and completely unfounded litigation, all persons entering this facility
  65. hereby fully waive all liability for any and all incidental damages or injuries.
  66. The Frontier Space Owlery is not responsible for any injury, loss, or damage sustained by any
  67. persons within the Owlery facilities under any circumstances.
  68. *cough loudly*
  69. *sip water*
  70. *cheerful* Sorry about that folks! Have a safe and happy visit, bedankt, we have just a few rules to go over.
  71. Keep your hands to yourselves at all times
  72. Do not feed the owls
  73. Do not make extended eye contact with the owls
  74. Do not hoot at the owls, they find this very rude
  75. Do not leave any objects or possessions in the Owldome
  76. Do be sure to visit the Gift Shop next to the Cafeteria
  77.  
  78. We appreciate your cooperation, and so will the owls!
  79. The rest of the note is torn off.
  80.  
  81. steve's notes
  82.  
  83. steve's daily notes
  84. grand re-opening week is almost here
  85. this place needs to sparkle!
  86.  
  87.  
  88. 6:30 - 7:00
  89. sorted and ejected overnight disposals
  90. minimal trash
  91.  
  92. 7:00 - 9:00
  93. cleaned owl pens after morning feeding
  94. sanitized owl feeding troughs
  95. friggin' Bitey ruined another one of my mops
  96. need to order some spares tonight
  97.  
  98. 9:00 - 9:30
  99. skimmed filtration pond
  100. filters 4 and 7 will need to be replaced soon
  101. waste water storage at 65% capacity
  102. fresh water reservoirs at 77% capacity
  103.  
  104. 9:45 - 11:30
  105. inspected and cleaned owl dome
  106. pathways and water features cleaned
  107. raked up dead foliage
  108. disposed of 6 owl pellets, birds have been busy
  109.  
  110.  
  111. 11:30 - 13:00
  112. shower break, lunch with Greg
  113.  
  114. 13:00 - 14:00
  115. scrubbed and waxed cafeteria floors. lookin good!
  116. repaired loose sink knob in cafe
  117. we're not even open to the public yet, who
  118. keeps sticking gum under the tables?
  119.  
  120. 14:00 - 15:00
  121. cleaned kitchen floors and fixtures, chatted with chef about opening week preparations.
  122. sloppy joes tomorrow!
  123.  
  124. 15:00 - 16:30
  125. cleaned lobby, main hall junction, annex, public restrooms
  126. tidied up the prof hootens bot, got it all nice and polished up
  127. real hootens is gonna be here in a couple days, don't wanna disappoint!
  128. always a big day when he's around
  129.  
  130. 16:30 - 17:45
  131. cleaned staff wing and head offices. restocked restrooms.
  132.  
  133. 17:45 - 18:30
  134. swept maintenance tunnels. found a leak in the plumbing near the office wing.
  135. NOT water. corrosive puddle burned up another of my damn mops!
  136. schematics don't indicate any hazardous materials plumbing around this are
  137. who the hell installed this?
  138. needs further inspection, this shit ain't safe
  139.  
  140. 19:45
  141. found even more non-standard plumbing containing volatile liquids. lacks proper labelling. serious fire and safety risks!
  142. cornwall has no idea what i'm talking about and said that area is off limits and that i should mind my own business
  143. does james know about this?
  144. safety is never off limits!! this IS my business!
  145. writing up an incident report with a formal complaint
  146.  
  147. Memo
  148.  
  149. Hey Alex, James here. Just leaving this note here for when you come back. Kyle and I were fixing a disposals jam and found one of the missing jugs of Owl Nutrients stuck in one of the tubes.
  150. Dang janitor must have tossed some full jugs out by accident before he took off. So I tossed it in with the rest of the supplies. Kinda gross, why's this Formula 620 stuff smell like rotting plants?
  151. Are you buying from a new producer? I heard it's unhealthy to switch owl feed brands like that.
  152.  
  153. torn up paper
  154.  
  155. Kyle, I'm leaving this note here for when you find this. What. The. Fuck.
  156. Why did you decide this was a good spot for an APC? Come on man.
  157. The birds are going to destroy this thing here. Get this fixed you idiot and report to my office once you're done. -Alex
  158.  
  159.  
  160. Loot
  161.  
  162. Owlish Key Accepted by automaton "this key was found in an owl pellet.
  163.  
  164. emergency access ID
  165.  
  166. head of personnel ID
  167.  
  168. security ID
  169.  
  170. Russian Hootvolver - Owlgibs you instead of shooting you
  171.  
  172. Bombini Coin
  173.  
  174. Weird Key
  175.  
  176. 3 Manilla Folders
  177.  
  178. Rajaijah and Triplepiss? Rajaijah confirmed. It's in a container in the same room Bombini is, behind a glass door.
  179.  
  180. Director's Personal Forensic Scanner
  181.  
  182. Skull Stickers
  183.  
  184. Gold, Gems, Discount Dan's Golden Tickets, Money Sacks
  185. Pitaden's Info Dump
  186.  
  187.  
  188. People
  189.  
  190. Alex Cornwall aka NT/SCI #41903 - Research Director who once worked at NT14, was hired by Hootens
  191.  
  192. NT/SEC/FORN #36322 - "Janitor"/Syndicate Cleanup Crew hired by Cornwall
  193.  
  194. Prof. Hootens aka NT/SCI/ADMIN #51352 - A syndicate science administrator, hired Cornwall after Cornwall was fired from NT14
  195.  
  196.  
  197. Loot
  198.  
  199. Prototype W.0-NK Rifle
  200.  
  201. Strange Reagent
  202.  
  203. Various random chems
  204.  
  205. Chemdepot
  206.  
  207. Hootonium Core
  208. Threats
  209.  
  210. The Big Owl, also known as The Hootening, is incredibly dangerous to face in melee combat should you choose to fight it. It can flip over objects that're in its way, it can beat the shit out of you, and you will definitely die without good preparations. Even with energy guns, it takes several guns worth of ammo to kill it. By petting it, it seems to not attack you for a time, so it isn't strictly necessary to kill it. When killed, however, it drops a Hootonium Core.
  211. Getting There
  212. There is a bathroom adjacent to the RD's office, passed through when leaving the area Bombini is held. The bathroom has 3 showerheads. Using a forensic scanner, the showerheads will have several messages. If the message is "It is filled with noxious chemicals" or "It looks ready to go," or something along those lines, do not use it. If it says something like "There is a scanner in this showerhead" or "It looks energized," click it. This will change all 3 showerheads and you will have to scan them again. Once you reach 5 beeps, the bathtub will open up. Walk into it and you will be in the hootagen lab.
  213.  
  214. Notes
  215. Experiment #616 results
  216.  
  217. Experiment #616 has been a failure, the chemical synthesis method again did not yield the "Hootagen" I seek.
  218. Strangly though instead of the usual flash, explosion or dangerous gas reaction it seems it preciptated into a drab green substance smelling of decayed vegetation.
  219. I am experiencing severely intrusive violent thoughts and a really fucking bad headache I suspect stemmed from this brief exposure. Should be more careful around this fucking owl gunk.
  220.  
  221. Experiment #620
  222.  
  223. Hypothesis: Slow infusion of mutagens, stimulants, and Space Owl blood administered to captive SUBJECT #620-JA may induce
  224. glandular synthesis of the Hootagen compound. Cardiac stimulants included in mixture to avoid a repeat of Experiment #613.
  225.  
  226. Hour 1: Beginning IV-transfusion of owl blood, mutagen and stimulant mixture to sedated SUBJECT #620-JA.
  227. Subject awakened immediately in significant distress. H.R. 125 bpm, B.P. 145/85
  228. Hour 2: Subject exhibiting 23% increased activity of the amygdala region and 28% increased blood serum levels of adrenaline.
  229. H.R. 158 bpm. B.P. 185/98
  230. Hour 3: Subject displaying onset of desired genetic drift. Additional 35% amygdala activation and addtional 42% rise of adrenaline count.
  231. Subject experiencing brief seizures. H.R. 229 bpm, B.P. 248/125, severe arryhthmia.
  232. Hour 4: Morphology changes consistent with Space Owl morphology continue steadily. Subject deliriously agitated. Snapped off three needles while I was
  233. extracting blood samples. Attempting to administer haloperidol.
  234. Hour 5: Halo FAILED suject brokem restraint , arm is broken. have
  235. been forced to seal and abandon chamber samples INTACT
  236.  
  237. Experiment #621: success
  238.  
  239. As of writing this experiment #621 has been a success. With the blood samples from Experiment #620, I have finally created a reliable synthesis method for this 'Hootagen' shit.
  240. I will be presenting my findings in person to AH and the Professor at Aurora's. I'll have to leave James in charge here.
  241. He's an idiot but I doubt he could fuck up too badly in just a couple days.
  242. Had to tell the crew here I busted my arm when I slipped on spilled coffee. Blamed Addle for it and wrote him up, he's a klutz anyways.
  243. I'll call in a cleaner to wipe this lab down, can't be too careful nowadays with NT snooping around everywhere.
  244.  
  245. paper - New Horizons
  246.  
  247. So since this started happening I have decided to begin keeping a journal incase this all blows up in my face.
  248. Recently I was contacted by my old college friend Amy on behalf of her employer. Seems this Professor Hootens guy heard about my incident getting fired from NT14.
  249. He needs someone with my kinda background and rap sheet in advanced chemistry and genetics to do some classified research with Owls.
  250. Yep. Friggin' owl guy from the broadcasts needs me for some cloak and dagger shit.
  251. The deal is I'm supposed to run this tourist trap for the public, but secretly, continue the last RD's research on this synthetic compound named "Hootagen."
  252. Really weird vibe from this Professor fella but the pay and stock options are wild.
  253. Apparently the last guy on this assignment died from self inflicted stress wounds. He managed to ruin most of his research notes in the incident too, what an asshole.
  254.  
  255. They have assigned me command of this small station on the frontier as Research Director and have a provided a significant operations budget
  256. with the expectation that I'll keep up appearances for the normal tourist nonsense while I'm here.
  257. So I have decided, probably against my better judgment to accept their offer. I can only hope these guys don't plan to off me once its all said and done. -Dr. Alex Cornwall, PhD.
  258.  
  259. Mission Statement
  260.  
  261. Mission Statement for NT/SEC/FORN #36322
  262. Arrange civilian transport to Designated Facility (DF) 'Frontier Space Owlery' under assigned cover, rank: Substitute Custodian
  263. Note: This job position has been opened by on-site agent NT/SCI #41903 for you.
  264.  
  265.  
  266. RESTRICTIONS: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO DAMAGE THE FACILITY AT LARGE OR HARM THE OWLS
  267. Maintain discretion and cover to prevent any unnecessary conflict with non-cleared facility employees
  268.  
  269. Objectives:
  270. NT/SCI #41903 requests total data recovery and forensics redaction within the verbally described Clandestine Compartment (CC).
  271. Recover all primary documents within CC and destroy all further copies
  272. Recover all chemical and biological samples within CC with strict adherence to HAZ/BIO/L3 exfiltration procedures
  273. Terminate and redact hostile SUBJECT 620-JA within the CC Operating Chamber
  274. Perform a complete Chemical Redaction deployment against all forensic vectors and surfaces within the CC
  275. Secure CC entrance from unauthorized access or discovery
  276. Depart from DF with all recovered materials and assets and discreetly return to Minerva-5 for debriefing by NT/ADMIN/SCI #51352
  277.  
  278. Mission Equipment:
  279. 1 Light Machine Gun with 3 Clips (CONDITION: USE ONLY IN CASE OF EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO FACILITY)
  280. 1 .22 Caliber Suppressed Sidearm with 3 Clips (CONDITION: SELF-DEFENSE)
  281. 10 Stealth Storages
  282. 6 BLAM!-brand Cleaning Grenades
  283. 1 'Sleepypen' Ketamine Injector (CONDITION: OPERATIONAL SECURITY)
  284.  
  285. This paper is found inside the locked cabinet at the owlery
  286. paper - 'Hootagen Research Notes'
  287.  
  288. Do research on things that turn into other things because you need to turn the person into another thing? Like a chameleon but different maybe?
  289.  
  290. How the fuck am I supposed to turn somebody into an owl without them fucking dying?
  291.  
  292. What do owls do? Fly? How the fuck can a human fly thats impossible.
  293.  
  294. This audio tape is found when taking Greg Jr. to the solarium and using him
  295. Greg Jr's Tape
  296.  
  297. Bombini  [Log]  "*buzzing*"
  298.  
  299. Unknown Owl  [Log]  "*pondering hoots*"
  300.  
  301. Robotic voice  [Log]  "Alright everyone place your bets."
  302.  
  303. ???  [Log]  "..."
  304.  
  305. Robotic voice  [Log]  "Bombini raises. Bitey raises. Fluffums folds."
  306.  
  307. Unknown Owl  [Log]  "*pensive hoots*"
  308.  
  309. Robotic voice  [Log]  "Bombini raises. Bitey raises."
  310.  
  311. Bombini  [Log]  "Erm, Bombini are you sure? Do you even have that kind of cash?"
  312.  
  313. Unknown  [Log]  "*confident buzzing*"
  314.  
  315. Post-Owlery
  316.  
  317. As of 7/2/19, there are 2 new ships near the space diner. These come with notes, a new NPC, and a familiar merchant bee. The Space Diner has been hooked up to 4 tugships, the main one being piloted by Whitney "Big Yanks" Whitney.
  318. Big Yank's Space Tugs, Limited.
  319.  
  320. Client: Bill, John
  321. Date: TBD
  322. Articles: Structure, Static. Pressurized. Single.
  323. Destination: "where there's rocks at"[sic]
  324.  
  325. Total Charge: 17,440 paid in full with value-added meat.
  326. Big Yank's Cheap Tug
  327.  
  328. smellier note
  329.  
  330. Hey Bombi, you got lucky this time- but next year's tournament won't be no joke either! Bring your best pokerface, and enjoy the winnings while you can! -THE OWLS
  331.  
  332. (This message brought to you by Gaggle Translation services, this message was translated to ENGLISH from OWL.)
  333.  
  334. This audio tape is found at Bombini's old ship.
  335. Bombini's Ship Tape
  336.  
  337. Robotic voice  [Log]  "Jeez B, I think we emptied out your keg, you sure it's safe to be flying around this late?"
  338.  
  339. Bombini  [Log]  "*rowdy buzzing*"
  340.  
  341. Unknown Owl  [Log]  "*rowdy hooting*"
  342.  
  343. ???  [Log]  "*BANG*"
  344.  
  345. ***  [Log]  "*KEEERRUUUUUUNCHHHH*"
  346.  
  347. !!!  [Log]  "*alarms*"
  348.  
  349. ???  [Log]  "*hissing air*"
  350.  
  351. ...  [Log]  "..."
  352.  
  353. Robotic voice  [Log]  "Bombini, are you alright? Damn you really messed up your ship."
  354.  
  355. Bombini  [Log]  "*solemn buzzing*"
  356.  
  357. Unknown Owl  [Log]  "*reassuring hoots*"
  358.  
  359. Robotic voice  [Log]  "I think we should get out of here guys!"
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