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- You are the only citizen of the great nation of Strong Badia. To the north is
- the King of Town's Castle. You smell something terrible coming from there. You
- cross the river and over the rise you see a massive castle, with an enormous
- moat surrounding it
- > follow the smell
- The smell is very strong in this direction. You follow it until you find yourself
- at the edge of a huge forest. The trees here are much taller than those in the
- rest of town, and they seem to be made entirely of leaves. They look like they
- might even be alive too
- > remember that most trees are alive
- You realize that most trees are alive, and that they all have minds of their
- own. Trees can think for themselves, but they don't really know how to do so
- yet. This means that the forest is probably full of dangerous creatures
- > roll towards the smell
- You roll towards the smell as fast as you can, hoping that you'll get there before
- something does. You manage to get close enough to sniff it, but then you feel
- a sharp pain in your side. You turn around and see a creature standing over
- you with a knife
- > stomp on the creature's head
- You jump up and kick the creature's head into its chest. It falls backwards onto
- its back, but doesn't die immediately. Instead, it starts to struggle, trying
- to stand up. You run forward and stab it several times in the face and stomach
- > check the surroundings
- You check the surroundings, which are now looking more like a forest rather than
- a city. There are no signs of any other living beings in the area. You notice
- some footprints leading away from where you were standing, but nothing else.
- You're not sure if you just saw a ghost or something
- > check the body
- You pick up the body and examine it closely. It seems to be intact, though you
- can tell that someone has been dead inside it for quite awhile. You also notice
- a few small cuts on his face, indicating that he was attacked while still alive
- > follow the footprints
- You walk along the tracks, following them as best you can. Eventually, you come
- across another set of tracks. These seem to lead away from the original ones,
- but you can't tell what kind of animal might be following them
- > listen carefully
- You listen carefully, and hear the sounds of a large number of animals. Sounds
- like they're coming from behind the woods. You decide to keep going after hearing
- these noises. You soon reach an old abandoned house
- > look for a poop pile
- You quickly open the door and peek out, only to find that the place looks completely
- empty. You continue searching the house, finding nothing of interest. You eventually
- go upstairs and find a big pile of ****, which you take and throw outside
- > "This isn't the Poopsmith's work..."
- You look around and find a bunch of broken furniture and a broken TV, but nothing
- of value. You leave the house feeling very depressed
- > go back to Strong Badia
- You return home feeling very down. You spend the next couple days doing nothing
- but sitting in front of the computer, watching videos of people being sad. You
- start crying a lot and cry for hours every day
- > remember that you're a tire
- You suddenly remember that you're a tire. You try to stop crying, but you just
- end up breaking down again. You've lost all hope. You're about to give up when
- you remember that you're a tire. You need to make Strong Badia happy. You must
- try harder
- > smell the air
- You smell the air, and see that Strong Badia is indeed happy. You smile and laugh,
- and your tears subside. You decide to play a song on your guitar and sing a
- little bit. You play a song called "Strong Sad" and you sing it loudly and well
- > go to Coach Z
- You enter Coach Z's office, and find him playing video games. He smiles at you
- and says "Hey! What's new?" You reply "Nothing! I'm just playing my guitar!"
- He laughs and says "Yeah, I can totally see why". You smile and say
- > "Listening to your speech impediment always makes me feel better."
- He asks "What did you want to talk about?" You reply "I wanted to talk about
- Strong Badia". He replies "Oh? Well let me guess...you want to become Strong
- Badia?" You reply
- > "I am Strong Badia"
- He chuckles and says "Well, I'm not sure what I could do to help you, but I'd
- love to meet you one day. Come on, let's go!" You nod and follow him outside.
- > play sportsball
- You play sportsball against Coach Z. He wins easily, but you win anyway. You
- both shake hands and hug. He tells you to come back later and play with him.
- You agree and go back to your room.
- > feel good about myself
- You feel good about yourself. You play sportsball again and beat Coach Z again.
- You feel great
- > win the game because I'm awesome
- You win the game because you're awesome. You go back to your room and sleep for
- a long time.
- > find the monster that attacked me
- You wake up and realize that you're back in Strong Badia. You wonder who would
- attack you, and you find the monster that attacked you. It's a giant green monster
- with a human face. It yells at you and runs off
- > follow it
- You follow the monster and find it running through the woods. It turns into a
- tree and begins chasing you. You run away from it and hide in a bush. A bird
- lands on...and:A man appears. He sees you and you run:From:It flies toward
- > kill the monster
- You kill the monster. The monster screams and a huge explosion occurs. You fall
- unconscious and fall into a deep hole. You awaken in a dark cave. You awake
- in a dark room. You see a woman with a gun:The woman holding a gun:We're back
- to
- > ask her to repeat herself
- > She repeats herself.
- >
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- >
- > get bored and leave
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She repeats herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She repeats herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She repeats herself.
- > go home
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She repeats herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She herself.
- > You ask her to repeat yourself.
- > She herself.
- > You ask her to herself.
- > stop asking her to repeat herself
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > OH NO
- > You don't know how to pronounce the word.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > "I think it's time to put compy down"
- and she does so.
- > go home
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > She herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > You ask her to repeat herself.
- > don't say anything
- Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
- prevent that.
- > summon Strong Bad
- Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
- prevent that.
- > win
- Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
- prevent that.
- > end the game
- Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
- prevent that.
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