Bigwood

talking sword versus shining fish

Sep 18th, 2012
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  1. [16:53:37] <~Plutonis> Hrrm. Tree we need to do your hunting by the way.
  2. [16:53:58] <Broadsword> yeah we do
  3. [16:54:11] <~Plutonis> Roll a 1d20 for each day, which is 7d20
  4. [16:54:12] <Broadsword> I still didn't exp my mans because I was in a hurry
  5. [16:54:16] <Broadsword> 7#1d20
  6. [16:54:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Broadsword, 7#1d20: 6 [1d20=6], 2 [1d20=2], 8 [1d20=8], 10 [1d20=10], 7 [1d20=7], 3 [1d20=3], 3 [1d20=3]
  7. [16:54:23] <Broadsword> wow
  8. [16:54:25] <Broadsword> those are all
  9. [16:54:28] <Broadsword> great
  10. [16:54:43] <Hitomi> nice dubs
  11. [16:55:09] <Hitomi> I'm not sure if I can PC that :(
  12. [16:56:10] * Broadsword is now known as Scimitar
  13. [16:56:11] <~Plutonis> On your hunting trip you find the following Pokémon: Poliwag, Pidgey, Taillow, Horsea, Seedot, Sunkern and Magikarp.
  14. [16:56:23] <~Plutonis> Which one you choose to battle?
  15. [16:56:39] <~Plutonis> (Also add to seen)
  16. [16:56:44] <Scimitar> This is a difficult- ... I forgot to buy apricorn balls hold on
  17. [16:57:19] <Scimitar> ... I'm lying, it isn't difficult
  18. [16:57:26] <Hiramasa> MAGIKARP
  19. [16:57:27] <Scimitar> We're taking 1,1the Magikarp
  20. [16:57:33] <Hiramasa> :D
  21. [16:57:35] * Scimitar is now known as Defunct_Japanese_Weapon
  22. [16:58:42] <~Plutonis> The fish flops around, hungry for battle! Or sea reeds.
  23. [16:59:08] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> "GWAHAHA! That FIRE in your eyes is... is there anything in its eyes? OH WELL PREPARE FOR BATTLE!"
  24. [16:59:12] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> SHING SHING
  25. [16:59:27] * Defunct_Japanese_Weapon SENDS OUT A MOUSE WITH NO ATK
  26. [17:00:30] <~Plutonis> Magikarp goes first! It splashes around uselessly!
  27. [17:00:51] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> (this IS just mon vs mon right?)
  28. [17:01:15] <~Plutonis> (You are free to try and do something actually)
  29. [17:01:25] <~Plutonis> (It's a fucking Magikarp though)
  30. [17:01:44] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> (it IS a fucking magikarp)
  31. [17:01:51] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> (but I am critical silly)
  32. [17:02:02] * Defunct_Japanese_Weapon ROLLS AROUND ON THE GROUND.
  33. [17:02:04] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> SWORDS DANCE!
  34. [17:02:23] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> "NOW! Seal its fate!"
  35. [17:02:29] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> 1d20 ENCORE
  36. [17:02:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Defunct_Japanese_Weapon, ENCORE: 19 [1d20=19]
  37. [17:02:53] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> 1d4+2 SPLASH FOREVER oh god I am too silly
  38. [17:02:54] <~Plutonis> (Ah, so you are going to keep this going and delay the session from actually starting. Awfully nice of you :/.)
  39. [17:02:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Defunct_Japanese_Weapon, SPLASH FOREVER oh god I am too silly: 4 [1d4=2]
  40. [17:03:16] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> (yeah no prob bro)
  41. [17:03:28] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> ((1,1pork's still asleep))
  42. [17:04:02] <~Plutonis> Hrrrrm. Anyway, the Karp continues splashing. Obviously.
  43. [17:04:26] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> 1d20+1 furry- oh god I accidentally typed 'furry cutter' and I'm not backspacing it
  44. [17:04:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Defunct_Japanese_Weapon, furry- oh god I accidentally typed 'furry cutter' and I'm not backspacing it: 20 [1d20=19]
  45. [17:04:40] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> ... huh.
  46. [17:04:47] <Kokoro> get your shiny
  47. [17:04:57] <Kokoro> YOU'VE GOT A 5% CHANCE
  48. [17:05:06] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> 1d4+7 nah that was actually just to not kill it, but, huh
  49. [17:05:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Defunct_Japanese_Weapon, nah that was actually just to not kill it, but, huh: 10 [1d4=3]
  50. [17:05:32] <Hiramasa> 1d20
  51. [17:05:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Hiramasa, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  52. [17:05:34] <Hiramasa> WELP
  53. [17:05:37] <Kokoro> SHINY
  54. [17:05:40] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> SHINY ALERTTTTTT
  55. [17:05:42] * Hiramasa high fives
  56. [17:05:46] * Defunct_Japanese_Weapon high fives
  57. [17:05:53] * Hiramasa loses a hand, splurts blood
  58. [17:06:04] <Kokoro> 1d20 how deep does the rabbit hole go
  59. [17:06:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Kokoro, how deep does the rabbit hole go: 1 [1d20=1]
  60. [17:06:06] <~Plutonis> The Magikarp is covered with blood by your attack! It... Becomes GOLDEN.
  61. [17:06:14] <Kokoro> ;_;
  62. [17:06:14] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> (YESSSS)
  63. [17:06:15] <~Plutonis> Yet it just flops around.
  64. [17:06:29] <Kokoro> WHOA IS THAT A DELTA POKEYMAN
  65. [17:06:52] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> "Now, Futon! Hit it so lightly that it... OHHH just tickle it a little while I throw this!"
  66. [17:07:06] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> 1d100+5 it's a magikarp
  67. [17:07:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Defunct_Japanese_Weapon, it's a magikarp: 32 [1d100=27]
  68. [17:07:42] <~Plutonis> WOOP WOOP WOOP!
  69. [17:08:38] <~Plutonis> Level 5 Magikarp was Caught! (Shiny, Adamant Nature, Simple Ability)
  70. [17:08:51] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> (I love you so much)
  71. [17:08:58] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> "EXCELLENT!"
  72. [17:08:59] <Hiramasa> (holy shitcocks I want to go pokemon hunting now)
  73. [17:09:04] * Defunct_Japanese_Weapon sits comically stuck in the dirt.
  74. [17:09:13] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> "... So are you gonna pick it up?"
  75. [17:09:18] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> vwoooosh
  76. [17:09:35] <~Plutonis> Since you are a complete jerk you also probably killed the ones you didn't caught, so add those six as weapon materials!
  77. [17:09:44] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> ~
  78. [17:13:58] <~Plutonis> All right, now i shall start up fluff text.
  79. [17:14:17] <~Plutonis> Pork's own fault if he's a sleepyhead and i pm'd him already.
  80. [17:15:43] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> Oh, quick question, what levels were the not-caught mans?
  81. [17:15:50] <Defunct_Japanese_Weapon> because I totally forgot materials have levels
  82. [17:16:29] * Defunct_Japanese_Weapon is now known as Notchedachi
  83. [17:18:38] <~Plutonis> (8,4,10,12,9,5)
  84. [17:18:48] <Notchedachi> (thank you)
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