You are Bobert, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police
 badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching
 for fled to. Suddenly, you hear a gunshot coming from behind a tree
> tell the suspect to come out with his hands up

You tell the man that he needs to come out of hiding with his hands up. He complies.

"Where is your friend?" You ask.

The man points at a small figure who stands next to him. "That's my friend,"
 he says
> handcuff the suspect and his friend

You take the two men into custody. The man explains that he was just trying to
 help his friend by giving him some advice on how to get home
> ask the man where he lives

He tells you that he lives in an apartment building in the city. You then ask
 if there is anyone else in the building who might know anything about the whereabouts
 of the missing woman.
"No," he replies.
> take the man home and release him

You walk back to the police station and free the man from his handcuffs. You
 explain that the man was just helping his friend and that it was no big deal.
"I'm sorry for what happened," he says.

> burn the police station down

You set fire to the police station. It burns quickly as you throw gasoline all
 over it. A few people try to put it out but it isn't until the entire building
 is ablaze that you finally manage to bring it under control
> run for mayor

You run for Mayor of Chicago. The election comes and goes without incident. You
 win easily.

> run for governor

You run for Governor of Illinois. Again, you win easily. In fact, you become
 so popular that you're able to implement many of your policies during your second
 term.
> run for president

You decide to run for President of the United States. This time, you actually
 make it through the primary process. Unfortunately, you lose to George Bush
 Jr. (who ran as a third party candidate) in the general election
> run for president again, and win

You decide to run for President of the United States again. This time, you actually
 make it through the primary process. Unfortunately, you lose to John Kerry in
 the general election. You blame this loss on the media's negative portrayal
 of you
> get elected president

You are re-elected President of the United States. You spend most of your second
 term trying to fix the economy and fighting off foreign enemies. However, the
 war in Iraq has been going poorly ever since the fall of Saddam Hussein
> turn the united states into a socialist nation

You declare martial law and begin implementing socialism. Your government begins
 taxing the rich and gives them free food and medicine. They also start giving
 away land to the poor. Eventually, they even give everyone free healthcare.
 People are happy and the country becomes more prosperous than ever before
> print

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You are Bobert, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to. Suddenly, you hear a gunshot coming from behind a tree

> You tell the suspect to come out with his hands up.


You tell the man that he needs to come out of hiding with his hands up. He complies.

"Where is your friend?" You ask.

The man points at a small figure who stands next to him. "That's my friend," he says

> You handcuff the suspect and his friend.


You take the two men into custody. The man explains that he was just trying to help his friend by giving him some advice on how to get home

> You ask the man where he lives.


He tells you that he lives in an apartment building in the city. You then ask if there is anyone else in the building who might know anything about the whereabouts of the missing woman.
"No," he replies.

> You take the man home and release him.


You walk back to the police station and free the man from his handcuffs. You explain that the man was just helping his friend and that it was no big deal.
"I'm sorry for what happened," he says.


> You burn the police station down.


You set fire to the police station. It burns quickly as you throw gasoline all over it. A few people try to put it out but it isn't until the entire building is ablaze that you finally manage to bring it under control

> You run for mayor.


You run for Mayor of Chicago. The election comes and goes without incident. You win easily.


> You run for governor.


You run for Governor of Illinois. Again, you win easily. In fact, you become so popular that you're able to implement many of your policies during your second term.

> You run for president.


You decide to run for President of the United States. This time, you actually make it through the primary process. Unfortunately, you lose to George Bush Jr. (who ran as a third party candidate) in the general election

> You run for president again, and win.


You decide to run for President of the United States again. This time, you actually make it through the primary process. Unfortunately, you lose to John Kerry in the general election. You blame this loss on the media's negative portrayal of you

> You get elected president.


You are re-elected President of the United States. You spend most of your second term trying to fix the economy and fighting off foreign enemies. However, the war in Iraq has been going poorly ever since the fall of Saddam Hussein

> You turn the united states into a socialist nation.


You declare martial law and begin implementing socialism. Your government begins taxing the rich and gives them free food and medicine. They also start giving away land to the poor. Eventually, they even give everyone free healthcare. People are happy and the country becomes more prosperous than ever before