I know what you're thinking. 100 followers? Streams once a month? This is a joke. Auto-deny.

	I encourage you to reconsider. While it is true that my track record to date has been shoddy, I would like to point to what my low follower count and my schedule allow for: growth. There is no one more prepared than I to engage with the userbase of Twitch. I have survived the copy pastas of Kripp's chat. I have modded for countless egirls. I have banned so many trolls that even Tolkien himself would be inspired. I have survived the front lines of being a viewer, and proven myself as a moderator for sensations such as asleepypeach and Marples - two streamers who I am sure will soon be partnered. You might think little of that, but you know not the extent to which I pull the strings behind the scenes. I know the nuances of networking. I know streamers. Loads of em. They love me and they will host me. I will grow.

	What I lack, and what you can provide - is the motivation to stream. Currently, I feel I have nothing to prove. I have no reputation and therefore no pressure. But if you give me that checkmark, suddenly there is a need to prove myself to the legions of haters that would surely rise up to naysay your decision. But I would be there, ready and eager to demonstrate my aptitude. I urge you to make the right decision, Twitch. Partnering me will be the most lucrative decision you could ever possibly make.
	Sincerely, Poopella.