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- SHREDDER:
- The Vulcan Corporation Concrete SHREDDER is essentially a handheld sawblade, powered
- by a state-of-the-art biodiesel engine that runs on common, cheap biofuels.
- While a reliable and durable tool, it has been quite a concern among workers using it
- as to why this tool has such a vicious and violent name attached to it.
- It took the FBI 8 years to discover that the Vulcan Corporation had been supplying these
- SHREDDER units to underground CHUD paramilitary rebellion forces in exchange for cheap
- sources of scrap metal. Turns out the designer for the unit had named it the SHREDDER as
- a joke, but nobody really corrected the name because they thought it was funny.
- Of course, since the scandal, president John Beelzebub of Vulcan Co. has gone "missing",
- meaning that he sold all of his assets of the company to some cheap Chinese bullshit and is
- now comfortably living in a third-world country under a very obvious pseudonym.
- Thankfully, the SHREDDER was made back in the good ol' days of USA serial killer
- weapon manufacturing, but ask any building demolisher what he thinks of Vulcan now,
- and he will spit on the dirt and call it Chinese-made garbage.
- WK-87 10mm Submachine Gun:
- The TECNOS WK-87 10mm Submachine Gun is essentially a clone of the famous and reliable
- Beretta M12 Submachine Gun, scaled up for the 10mm round. With nanofibre armor becoming
- more widespread amongst criminal gangs, police forces and crime leaders alike were seeking
- out new ways to punch through body armor, as 9mm and .45acp just weren't cutting the mustard
- anymore.
- After the Italo-Spanish war of 2490, during which both countries had 50% of their surface
- reduced to volcanic and radioactive wasteland, the UN declared that both Spain and Italy
- are banned from receiving any armament whatsoever, and that they would have to sell
- off all of their armament companies. The reason being is that the UK had over $3 billion
- in infastructure destroyed by the the 2 feet of rising sea levels caused by Italy and Spain's
- reckless nuclear carpet bombing and o-zone destruction.
- Surprising everyone, the TECNOS company of Mexico bought all of Beretta's tooling for their
- submachine guns and began production immediately in the high-demand 10mm cartridge.
- Unsurprising to everyone, they realized this was a damn good investment on TECNOS' part,
- considering that Mexico has become a lawless sprawl and a haven for druglords and
- megacorporations alike. TECNOS has since become massively successful and is now branching
- out their brand, producing lighters, cologne, backpacks, and clothing.
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