#2 - pompoms.txt

Pompoms.txt

>An awesomely buff Ludo in his "big boy body" looms over the burning downtown Echo Creek.
>The beast takes a perverse glee in crushing the panicking humans in the streets below him, kicking in the store fronts of small business, and scooping up swimsuit models from an ongoing fashion show.
>Out in the suburbs, Star, Marco and Ferguson watch the carnage from a safe distance.
>"Marco, look! Our arch nemesis, Ludo, is destroying downtown Echo Creek!"
"He must have used your wand to make himself buhrp-bigger, in the way that makes his luhhp-little chicken shit balls tingle." Ferg said, eating a can of chips.
"But how did he get his hands on it?" Star ruminated.
"Wuh-were you using it as a vibrator again? That, uh, that's how you lost it last time." Marco's breath came hard and ragged.
"Well, it doesn't matter! What matters is that we find it so I can get my St. O!"
>"...I mean, stop Ludo once and for all! Come on, Marco!"
>Ferguson just watched the two as Star dragged the now drooling Marco after her.
>"What a skank."
***
>Janna sat comfortably in the school cafeteria.
>The building had already been evacuated due to the destruction taking place barely a mile away, but she found the distant screams and sirens soothing to her mind.
>Star found her quietly eating her lunch while some looters shattered the display of the school's trophy collection.
>She glanced sideways at Marco, who was walking awkwardly on account of her holding his hand.
>With exaggerated motions she pointed at Janna, before tracing an hourglass shape in the air before her and groping the air in front of her washboard chest, wiggling her eyebrows all the while.
>She casually noted that Marco was flying at full mast before turning around and sneaking up on Janna.
>Star pushed at the middle of Janna's back, forcing her chest flat onto the table in front of her.
>Her hand slid up her thigh and started rubbing between Janna's butt cheeks.
>For a moment, Janna was too shocked to react, but eventually raised herself up and pushed Star away.
>"Hey, quit that, Star!" she growled,flattening her skirt behind her.
>Marco covered his crotch with his hands, crying from shame and arousal
>"Hey, Janna! I 'hope' have you seen my wand lying around anywhere?"
>"No I haven't, Star. It's definitely not at my house. Don't ever come to my house, okay?"
>Star watched her leave with a suspicious expression, but shrugged and let her go.
>For now.
>"Ooh! OOHH! Sabrina! Do you wanna help me look for my wand?"
>"Um, actually, I shouldn't even be in school right now," the currently wheelchair-bound girl said. "But if I stay in the hospital much longer my mom and dad will be broke."
>"So, uh, why-why are you here and not somewhere safer?" Marco asked
>I would be if I could, but nobody waited to wheel me out, and if I tried to do it myself I'd probably crussh my fingers anyway."
>"Ah well, good luck, Sabrina! Byeeee!" Star cheers as she drags Marco off again.
>"What are we gonna do now, Star?"
>"I don't know, Marco, let me think..."
>Star withdrew a long pink rod from her bag, gave it a twist and assumed her 'thinking position'.
>"Star I-I don't think I can go a round two today-unhh." Marco whined, but not looking away.
"I know!" Star shouted, ignoring Marco as she cranked the vibrations up a few notches. "I'll ask Brittney!"
>***
>Star lead Marco by the sleeve up the drive of a large estate overlooking the rest of the town.
>"Britt! Ney!" she screamed, punctuating each syllable with a fist on the grand wooden doors.
>"Britt! Ney! Get your prima donna posterior down here and help me find my wand!"
>"Hmm, maybe," came the cheerleader's voice from the third floor. "If you start licking my feet, then start working your way upwards until you can taste how shit your fashion sense is!"
>Even at this distance, the whip-crack of her hair had Marco's testicles shrivling back inside him out of fear.
"Okay!" Star says eagerly before scaling the building's front up to Brittney's window.
"...Sabrina?! What are you doing here? And how did you get here before us?"
"Obviously, I had my driver pick her up!" Brittney said."Unlike you, I actually take care of things that are important to me."
"You-you think I'm important to you?" Sabrina was nearly crying at her words.
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Brittney said dismissively.
"So, when are we getting to the butt-kissing? I hope you meant it literally, but I'm pretty good at sucking up too, if you catch my drift?" Star winked.
"Why don't I just explain to your simple mind why that's not gonna happen-"
"Oh, you want to get Sabrina involved as well?" The injured girl was blushing profusely at this point. "I've got to warn you, I'm pretty vigorous, and you'll probably need to go back to hospital by the end of it-"
"Enough!" Brittney yelled. "You are a creepy pervy slut of an alien MONSTER who destroys everything she touches. You drag that sicko Marco around like some kind of disturbed pet. And I hate how you can just get away with all your bullshit just because you're apparently 'cute'."
>"HEY!" Star yells.
>"You bet your butt I destroy everything I touch!"
>She winked again, making a 'v' shape with two fingers and licking between them.
>"Aaagh! I swear, Star Butterfly, as soon as my lawyer's office and City Hall get rebuilt, I'm sueing you for sexual harrassment!"
>"BRITTNEY!!" Came a slurred roar from somewhere deep within the house. "Tell your friends to get out and come take care of your father! I got to get this mass destruction nonsense out of my mind."
>Brittney's expression went slack and all the fight immediately left her.
>"Alright, time for you guys to go. I'll see you both at school once this is all over, 'kay?"
>"What? We don't get to say hi to your family?" Star said, utterly oblivious to Brittney's now very pale face as she and Sabrina were lead to thevfront door.
>A tiny amount of warmth returned to Brittney as she retorted "If I had my way, Butterfly, you'd never ever have came here at all."
>"Well, maybe I'll cum by another time." Star smirked.
>Brittney shuddered as she pushed the two through the front door.
>"Brittney! Don't keep your father waiting!"
>With one last complicated look, Brittney closed the door on the other girls.
>"I-I'm coming...daddy!"
>The two just paused for a moment before Star wheeled Sabrina back down the drive, the injured girl weeping quietly.
>They were met at the main gate by Janna, who was pretending to ignore Marco's stare and heavy breathing while her hand trailed below the waistband of her skirt.
>For another moment they all just stood there.
>"This is why I don't want people coming over to MY house." Janna said conversationally. "Stay away from my house."
>Janna turned and walked off, leaving the other three in silence.
>***
>In downtown Echo Creek, Ludo had still not gotten bored of crushing innocents underfoot.
>However, his newly satisfied appetite for power had awakened a new kind of hunger in him.
>"I AM YOUR GOD NOW!! BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!!"