Brody enters Virtual Reality to battle his long lost evil twin, Dark Brody
Wilbur Li turns himself into alternative energy to prove his dedication to the environment
Marge formally moves in to 4F, already has more housing points than Berke
Wilbur torn between his duty to serve the country and serve dessert
Jared joins soccer team to carry on Binh Le's legacy as official Phi Sig phantom brother
GC discovered to be not-so-secret Al-Qaeda sleeper cell
'22s officially added to the list of endangered species after no reported sightings in weeks
Biologists reveal new findings that suggest Perp is the missing link between Sawyer and man
Ed Goul found to be living in weight room after Morgan Stanley implements "no Hentai at work" rule
Saferide Shuttle revealed to be one long psychological experiment
New study suggests Phi Sig may be losing "boyfriend frat" status
National implements new rule banning brothers
Whisteblower claims that no 2.009 money is actually being embezzled
Sway Spa pivots to big-data ML sports betting massage parlor
Sway Spa upgrade to paying rent with rolls of quarters instead of nickels
Senior council implements new measure to tax all pset transactions amongst brothers
Nick Aiello reported to have 4.6 k/d in ping pong
Alumni Association entering final stretch of fundraising to support John McCain's presidential campaign
Pantry fridge to be fixed by 2023, right after the bike storage area is completed
Inspired by Xinjiang province, Senior Council votes to fund detention center in basement
Senior Council cuts diplomatic ties with Taiwan
Senior Council claims over 200 islands in the South China Sea
Senior Council votes to invade Iraq, offering 15 housing points to those who take part voluntarily
Senior Council offers 20 housing points for the assasination of Taiwanese president Tsai Ing-wen
Senior Council claims responsibility for Kabul car bombing
Senior Council imposes Sharia law on annex
Senior Council announces 3rd intifada in Gaza
In historic agreement, Senior Council promises to provide technical advisors for Iran's nuclear program in exchange for free dino nugs
Rats demand better living conditions in Penthouse