Shitcheat 4.10

 

 

 

local defcon = { Menu = { t = {}; b = {}; c = 0}; Alive = {};}

defcon.Normal           = {

    aimbot                  = true;

    aimbot_fov              = 5;

    aimbot_friendly_fire    = true;

    triggerbot              = false;

    silent                  = false;

   

    esp_player              = true;

    esp_player_dist         = 16000;

    esp_player_showdist     = true;

    esp_player_name         = true;

    esp_player_rank         = true;

    esp_player_health       = true;

    esp_player_armor        = true;

    esp_player_glow         = true;

    boxESP                  = false;

    chams                   = false;

   

    esp_entity              = true;

    esp_entity_dist         = 16000;

    propchams               = false;

    entitychams             = false;

   

    flashlight_spam         = false;

   

    darkrp_money            = false;

    darkrp_god              = false;

   

    ttt_deathnotifs         = true;

    bhop_bhop               = true;

    crosshair               = false;

    velocity                = false;

    lasereyes               = false;

   

    chatspam1               = false;

    chatspam2               = false;

    chatspam3               = false;

    chatspam4               = false;

   

    cl_noclip               = false;

   

    pickupinradius          = false;

    dupeinradius            = false;

defcon.Settings         = (file.Exists("d_settings.txt", "DATA") and util.JSONToTable(file.Read("d_settings.txt", "DATA"))) or defcon.Normal

defcon.Entities         = (file.Exists("d_entities.txt", "DATA") and util.JSONToTable(file.Read("d_entities.txt", "DATA"))) or {}

defcon.Whitelist        = (file.Exists("d_whitelist.txt", "DATA") and util.JSONToTable(file.Read("d_whitelist.txt", "DATA"))) or {}

defcon.AimKey           = (file.Exists("d_aimkey.txt", "DATA") and tonumber(file.Read("d_aimkey.txt", "DATA"))) or KEY_LALT

 

 

red = Color(255,0,0,255);

black = Color(0,0,0,255);

green = Color(0,255,0,255);

white = Color(255,255,255,255);

blue = Color(0,0,255,255);

cyan = Color(0,255,255,255);

pink = Color(255,0,255,255);

blue = Color(0,0,255,255);

grey = Color(100,100,100,255);

gold = Color(255,228,0,255);

lightblue = Color(155,205,248);

lightgreen = Color(174,255,0);

iceblue = Color(116,187,251,255);

orange = Color(255,165,0,255);

brown = Color(112, 89, 50, 255);

sc = Color(43, 128, 226, 255);

sc2 = Color(43,140,226, 255);

 

 

chat.AddText("")

chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "Hack activated.")

chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "To open the menu, press TAB and Q at the same time.")

chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "The middle mouse button activates the triggerbot. ")

chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "Left alt activates the aimbot.")

 

 

defcon.Phrases              = {

    "niggerniggerniggernigger";

    "bob good is not so good";

    "sheo is a kike";

    "new shitcheat";

    "better than snixzz!";

    "100x better than snixzz";

    "i hate niggers";

    "suck my dick";

    "donul trump";

    "remove kebab";

    "remember, no russian";

    "'skiddie shit'";

    "dirt shit nigger";

    "how about you try spending a year of your life making a cheat";

    "Made by the Madbluntz.rs Team";

    "we need to nuke japan again";

    "now with freecam";

    "go fast eat ass";

    "onion";

    "[OOC]Johnny Nutmegg: you fucking suck dick bro";

    "the fuck are you looking at";

    "fucking eat shit kid";

    "commies go home";

    "tito is a dirty nigger";

    "now with more dongs";

    "north virginia battle falag isnt the confed flag";

    "free forever, always.";

    "the KKK is dead stop crying about it";

    "doesn't support Æß¾";

    "back to africa";

    "if you voted for hillary delete system32";

    "[LOOC]poop: hi";

    "gulag";

    "halgualuhglugaluaglhuaglhuaglhu";

    "over 1000 lines of bullshit";

    "remember to enable ESP";

    "skype is shit";

    "bent dick";

    "nigger";

    "minecraft used to be good";

    "lets go back to 2011";

    "not an argument";

    "better than niggermenu";

    "still using lua";

    "better than gearmenu";

    "personalized";

    "who wants a free mbam key";

    "remember kids, dont advertise.";

    "madbluntz.rs - home of shitcheat";

    "where my new england homies at";

    "JSY3050PA";

    "cuck";

    "free gift card giveaway";

    "exploding capacitors";

    "Team AVO deserves ice cream";

    "made with notepad++";

    "made on microshit windon't 8.1";

    "Pravi srpski ratni heroj";

    "kosovo je srbija";

    "REMOV KEBAB";

    "i hear sadness";

    "this isn't the final version, trust me.";

    "there's more where that came from";

    "remember; no russian";

    "whoops";

    "how many of these fucking things do you have";

    "jesus christ";

    "one side";

    "down with fascists";

    "good night alt right";

    "identity politics is a hell of a drug";

    "trump isn't a fascist you fucking retards";

    "hitler only killed 12 million stfu";

    "if you advertize a discord server i'll ddos u";

    "don't forget to credit the people u steal hacks from";

    "AUFHIFUWEHFUWAHFULFUWAHIFAWHIFUWHLFIUAWHFIUAWHFILWUHWAFHWILUFHWALIUFHWIUFHWAIUFHWUFHWLIFUHWIUFWHUIHFW";

    "dirty fucking NIGGERS";

    "spear chuckers get out of my country";

    "hi";

    "if you see this message, tell calb";

    "BIG FUCK, TELL TONY";

    "cucked ape";

    "rust sucks";

    "garry newman more like garry jewman";

    "cum-guzzling faggots";

    "dongs";

    "official website: www.madbluntz.rs";

    "listen to my music @ caliberr.bandcamp.com";

    "discord.gg/nigger";

    "furries will die from brain tumors";

    "space left blank intentionally";

    "whoa, dude";

    "As seen on TV";

    "BACK UP THE CLEAN DATA AND DISINFECT THE DEAD";

    "Awesome";

    "100% pure";

    "May contain nuts";

    "expect shitty memes";

    "Better than Prey";

    "More polygons";

    "Sexy";

    "THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, ALWAYS. A CLICHÉ HOPE TO DRIVE YOU TO ENDURE ANOTHER DAY";

    "Limited edition";

    "Flashing letters";

    "It's here";

    "Best in class";

    "It's finished";

    "Kind of dragon free";

    "Excrement";

    "More than 500 sold";

    "One of a kind";

    "Heaps of hits on YouTube";

    "Indev";

    "Spiders everywhere";

    "Check it out";

    "Holy cow, man";

    "It's a game";

    "Made in Sweden";

    "Uses LWJGL";

    "Reticulating splines";

    "Singleplayer";

    "Keyboard compatible";

    "Undocumented";

    "Ingots";

    "That's no moon";

    "l33t";

    "Exclusive";

    "The bee's knee";

    "Down with O.P.P.";

    "Closed source";

    "Classy";

    "Wow";

    "Not on steam";

    "Oh man";

    "Awesome community";

    "Pixels";

    "Teetsuuuuoooo";

    "Kaaneeeedaaaa";

    "Now with difficulty";

    "Enhanced";

    "90% bug free";

    "Pretty";

    "We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,";

    "We do our best to kill and maim,";

    "Because the kills all count the same,";

    "Flying low across the trees,";

    "Pilots doing what they please,";

    "Dropping frags on refugees,";

    "It made us feel so good inside,";

    "When the strongmen left and the women cried,";

    "we decompose when we're buried ";

    "we break apart when least ready ";

    "we both know misery";

    "But what we really like is the children fried,";

    "See that family over there,";

    "Watch me get them with a pear,";

    "Blood and guts just everywhere,";

    "set me free ";

    "show me what it means to be ";

    "alive and moving on ";

    "i'll show you what it's like to be ";

    "here when i'm gone";

    "CIA with guns for hire,";

    "Montagnards around a fire,";

    "jban42 has abandoned the match and recieved a 7 day competitive matchmaking cooldown";

    "don't worry ";

    "it's nothing much ";

    "no trouble at all ";

    "if it doesn't make sense ";

    "let me take the fall ";

    "i'll always be the one ";

    "afraid to let you down ";

    "inquire and ask away ";

    "so i don't lead you around ";

    "don't worry if it doesn't make sense ";

    "i should know better after all";

    "Napalm makes the fire higher,";

    "Children sucking on a mother's tit,";

    "gooks down in a sifty pit,";

    "Dow Chemical doesn't give a shit,";

    "Attack some kids when you go downtown,";

    "surfing supported shattered starshine ";

    "so you're back from space ";

    "you got a look on your face ";

    "like you saw something great ";

    "well i'm back from space too ";

    "and i found something new ";

    "but my story's gotta wait";

    "it doesn't matter what i've done ";

    "if you're gonna step on my shoudlers ";

    "to act like the taller one ";

    "something is showing through the cracks ";

    "in your skin ";

    "i thought you were a humanoid ";

    "like me a humanoid ";

    "i rode so many cosmic rays ";

    "i ruled so many galactic days ";

    "i wanna say i've overcome ";

    "all of the problems that i faced ";

    "and i've still got spare energy ";

    "so you know the next time you're around ";

    "you're gonna have to deal with my universal sound ";

    "blasting through like mothafuckin' starlight";

    "dust drifting directionless divine ";

    "screaming sidelining supernovas ";

    "colliding colossi cracked coronas ";

    "you accrued new dues ";

    "to eschew the slew in view ";

    "your queue grew ";

    "the few in queue were due ";

    "you were through and flew";

    "By throwing some candy on the ground,";

    "Then grease them when they gather 'round,";

    "hey ";

    "it's a hot one today ";

    "it's a hot day ";

    "but i bet it's hotter for you ";

    "you stupid patronizing fool ";

    "i bet you think you're fuckin' cool ";

    "you've got some new people to school ";

    "on your stupid damn rules ";

    "we're sick of hearing tales of you taking a stand ";

    "blasphemers burned to the bones if they would not recant ";

    "we're tired of hearing fables of how you're so stuck ";

    "this shit will roll off us if we have any luck ";

    "nd do you know what we have? ";

    "we have luck ";

    "you pave a road, you carve a path, you blaze a trail ";

    "but you look like a stupid dog chasing its tail ";

    "convincing others that it's lots of fun ";

    "a grave mistake within the words you've spun ";

    "hey ";

    "it's a cold one today ";

    "it's a cold day ";

    "but i bet it's colder for you ";

    "you stupid patronizing fool ";

    "i bet you think you're fuckin' cool ";

    "you've got some new people to school ";

    "on your stupid damn rules ";

    "we're sick of hearing tales of you taking a stand ";

    "blasphemers burned to the bones if they would not recant ";

    "we're tired of hearing fables of how you're so stuck ";

    "this shit will roll off us if we have any luck ";

    "and most of all above everything ";

    "we will always have luck";

    "A squad of Cong in the grass,";

    "But all the fighting's long since passed,";

    "Crispy critters in a mass,";

    "i think a thousand years have passed ";

    "while wondering how long i'll last ";

    "and it turns out time flies ";

    "i feel the earth has spun ";

    "a million turns around the sun ";

    "and it turns out time flies ";

    "the best decision that i've made ";

    "is living in the moment ";

    "and not expanding ";

    "the infinite points of past and future ";

    "into some kind of quale ";

    "ever commanding";

    "LOH's out to have a blast,";

    "Drop some peon kids en masse,";

    "Send the remains to the chief of staff,";

    "Oxcarts rolling down the road,";

    "Peasants with a heavy load,";

defcon.Phrases3             = {

    "kikr";

    "They're all VC when the bombs explode,";

    "i will soak myself in the rain ";

    "until i'm reflective ";

    "and i'll sprawl out underneath you ";

    "and get your feet wet ";

    "you'll absorb me through your shoes ";

    "until your legs are heavy ";

    "i'll make your journey that much longer ";

    "when you're not ready ";

    "Shooting women's lots of fun,";

    "try killing one thats pregnant son,";

    "You'll get two for the price of one,";

    "Napalm sticks to kids.";

    "Flying low and feeling mean,";

    "see that family by the stream,";

    "Drop some napalm n hear them scream,";

    "See that gook on his knees,";

    "Lost some flechettes in the breeze,";

    "Find his arms nailed to the trees,";

    "NVA are all hardcore,";

    "Flechettes nail them to the jungle floor,";

    "Throw them PSYOPS out the door,";

    "18 kids in a no-fire zone,";

    "Books under arms and going home,";

    "Last in line goes home alone,";

    "Chucks in a sampan sitting in the stern,";

    "But he don't think his boat'll burn,";

    "Them fucking gooks will never learn,";

    "See the little kids jump and shout,";

    "Drop some nape and without a doubt,";

    "Watch them try and put it out,";

    "I've been around, Some things I've seen,";

    "But the people who are mighty mean,";

    "The gooks you kill, they make you clean,";

    "I've only seen it happen twice,";

    "But both times, it was mighty nice,";

    "Shooting peasants planting rice,";

    "Napalm, son, is lots of fun,";

    "Dropped from a bomb or shot from a gun,";

    "It gets the gooks when they're on the run,";

    "Some people say its not so neat ,";

    "to watch gooks burning in the street,";

    "but burning flesh smells mighty neat,";

    "Gooks in the open, making hay,";

    "Shoot civilians where the sit.";

    "Take some pictures as you split.";

    "All your life, you'll remember it.";

    "They'se in good shape for the shape they'se in,";

    "But they'se no way that they can win,";

    "With Napalm rolling down their skin,";

    "Napalm sticks to kids.";

    "12 herbs and spices";

    "Fat free";

    "Absolutely no memes";

    "Free dental";

    "Ask your doctor";

    "Minors not welcome";

    "Cloud computing";

    "Legal in Finland";

    "Hard to label";

    "Technically good";

    "Bringing home the bacon";

    "Indie";

    "GOTY";

    "Ceci n'est pas une cheat menu";

    "Euclidian";

    "Now in 2D";

    "Inspirational";

    "Herregud";

    "deuce: N E V E R  F O R G E T MY COCK";

    "sponsored by lootcrate and trunkclub and shithead and shinebox";

    "Complex cellular automata";

    "NO SIR";

    "Played by cowboys";

    "OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)";

    "tens of colors";

    "Try it";

    "Age of empires is better";

    "Try the mushroom sjw";

    "Sensational";

    "Hot tamale, hot hot tamale";

    "Play him off, fuckhead";

    "pants: P - THE PEE TAPES ARE REAL";

    "Guaranteed";

    "spigot: [WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR UNIVERSAL AND ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT'S DESPICABLE ME 3.]";

    "Macroscopic";

    "Bring it on";

    "Random splash";

    "pants: SIGHS, GETS OUT WALLET";

    "Call your mother";

    "Monster infighting";

    "Loved by millions";

    "pants: MMMM YEAH OOOH BOY";

    "Ultimate edition";

    "Freaky";

    "PRESS INSERT TO OPEN sekrit MENU";

    "You've got a brand new key";

    "not water proof";

    "Uninflammable";

    "Whoa, dude";

    "All inclusive";

    "pants: LET ME GET YOU A DRINK WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ROOFIES IN IT";

    "Tell your friends";

    "NP is not in P";

    "Livestreamed";

    "Haunted";

    "Polynomial";

    "Terrestrial";

    "All is full of ERP";

    "Full of stars";

    "Scientific";

    "Not as cool as Spock";

    "Collaborate and listen";

    "Never fuck up";

    "Take frequent breaks";

    "Not linear";

    "Han shot first";

    "Nice to meet you";

    "Buckets of lava";

    "Ride the pig";

    "Larger than Earth";

    "sqrt(-1) love you";

    "spigot: GOD SAID IT / I SUCKED ON IT / THAT SETTLES IT";

    "Phobos anomaly";

    "toggle your frog";

    "getting wood";

    "Falling off cliffs";

    "14% sugar";

    "150% hyperbole";

    "Synecdoche";

    "Let's punc";

    "Seecret Friday update";

    "Reference implementation";

    "PRESS INSERT 2 open secret bitch";

    "Lewd with two dudes with food";

    "Kiss the sky";

    "20 GOTO 10";

    "pants: T DEUCE MY BONER CRASHED INTO THE SEA";

    "frog toggler";

    "Verlet intregration";

    "bad boy teenager club";

    "shoe stealer";

    "boner";

    "Peter Griffin";

    "Do not distribute";

    "Cogito ergo sum";

    "boneless pizza machine broke";

    "44 lines of code";

    "A skeleton popped out";

    "The Work of nutmegg";

    "The sum of its parts";

    "BTAF used to be good";

    "spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING";

    "I miss ADOM";

    "you tell me when to be afraid ";

    "so i know when to turn away ";

    "i will be yours to lead astray ";

    "my independence will decay ";

    "we teach each other how to fear ";

    "when insecure we disappear ";

    "a peace we've been deprived of ";

    "never taught each other how to ";

    "i keep my eyes out for hurt ";

    "and ways that i could subvert ";

    "trained into a state of high alert ";

    "my vision was yours to pervert ";

    "we teach each other how to fear ";

    "when insecure we disappear ";

    "a peace we've been deprived of ";

    "never taught each other how to ";

    "love";

    "umop-apisdn";

    "deuce: CAN WE TALK BALLS?";

    "bung: MOM!";

    "deuce: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER";

    "onyun";

    "OICU812";

    "Bring me Ray Cokes";

    "Finger-licking";

    "spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: LIMP";

    "dick-licking";

    "cock-nobbling";

    "absolutely fucking cancerous";

    "101% communism free";

    "sucking, fucking";

    "teachin', preachin'";

    "darkrp is a shit gamemode for shit people";

    "now supports деад ниггерс";

    "Thematic";

    "back from sending a little part of me away ";

    "admiring shapes beneath me ";

    "caught my eye glowing brightly from a distance ";

    "what on earth could that be ";

    "do you call yourself stronger ";

    "when you avoid it altogether ";

    "just hold out a little longer ";

    "and overcome the destroyer ";

    "you're on the right track ";

    "so rock on ";

    "fuck you facepunch";

    "fuck you FP";

    "fuck you cloud 16";

    "fuck you cloud 9";

    "fuck you hillary clinton";

    "fuck you futret";

    "fuck you nishi";

    "bielodesph gay";

    "bong hits for gay jesus";

    "and we won't turn back ";

    "it was you and we shared a silent moment ";

    "and i crossed the bridge on my way back home and ";

    "now i'll never know you ";

    "right now i barely know a thing ";

    "do you call yourself stronger ";

    "when you avoid it altogether ";

    "just hold out a little longer ";

    "and overcome the destroyer ";

    "you're on the right track ";

    "and we won't turn back ";

    "Pneumatic";

    "Prismatic";

    "Sublime";

    "Octagonal";

    "Une baguette";

    "pants: I'LL LIVE ON YOUR DESKTOP FOREVER";

    "Gargamel uses it";

    "smurfs r gay";

    "7 day cooldown machine";

    "Rita is the new top dog";

    "SWM forever";

    "Representing Edsbyn";

    "Matt Damon";

    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious";

    "Consummate V's";

    "Cow Tools";

    "Double buffered";

    "Fan fiction";

    "Flaxkikare";

    "Jason Jason Jason";

    "Hotter than the sun";

    "Internet enabled";

    "Autonomous";

    "Engage";

    "Fantasy";

    "DRR DRR DRR";

    "Kick it root down";

    "Google anlyticsed";

    "Now supports åäö";

    "some kind of dysphoria ";

    "22 05 88 09 04 90 AC 09 ";

    "some kind of desire to sleep";

    "Give us Gordon";

    "Tip your waiter";

    "Very fun";

    "12345 is a bad password";

defcon.Phrases4             = {

    "nigs";

    "But I can hear those gunships say,";

    "They'll be no Chieu Hois today,";

    "Vote for net neutrality";

    "Lives in a pineapple under the sea";

    "in distress, feeling stressed ";

    "reassuring ";

    "the stairs are a hassle ";

    "i feel unable ";

    "a shepherd's scale ";

    "where the notes are played with sounds of yelling ";

    "at the rain ";

    "and i will grow";

    "MAP11 has two names";

    "Omnipotent";

    "Gasp";

    "...";

    "Bees, bees, bees, bees";

    "Jag känner en bot";

    "Haha, LOL";

    "Menger sponge";

    "idspispopd";

    "but the day could be dark ";

    "and the day could be bleak ";

    "but i'll have done it all ";

    "i have done it all";

    "Eple (original edit)";

    "So fresh, so clean";

    "Slow acting portals";

    "Don't look directly at the bugs";

    "Finally without NIGGERS";

    "don't let light make you blind to how things look ";

    "don't let dark make you ignorant to what it took ";

    "to come this far and open up to you";

    "aight im fucking tired of making shitty messages that no one will see";

    "Scary";

    "Twittered about";

    "Jump up, jump up, and get down";

    "sheo is neat";

    "can't be like this forever ";

    "turn off all the lights ";

    "my heartbeat fills the night ";

    "pacemaker keep me steady ";

    "keeping me at the ready";

    "let's break out of this";

    "a riddle, wrapped in a mystery";

    "Huge tracts of land";

    "Welcome to your Doom";

    "Stay a while, stay forever";

    "Stay a while and listen";

    "Treatment for your rash";

    "look at all the things ";

    "i packed away to make a space ";

    "that i could play and laugh and love ";

    "and live in ";

    "'look at all the things'";

    "you said to me as i faded away ";

    "from everyone and everything ";

    "that had been ";

    "you took away my parachute ";

    "and told me to fall ";

    "i jumped and felt the air ";

    "rip through me as i stared ";

    "at the ground";

    "when i'm gone will my drive live on ";

    "i'd like to think when i'm gone ";

    "my drive will burn on";

    "'Autological' is";

    "Information wants to be free";

    "Almost never' is an interesting concept";

    "Lots of truthiness";

    "The nigger is a baffoon";

    "Turing complete";

    "It's groundbreaking";

    "Let our battles begin";

    "The sky is the limit";

    "Casul gayming";

    "Undefeated";

    "Kinda like Lemmings";

    "Follow the train, CJ";

    "Leveraging synergy";

    "This message will never appear on the hack menu, isn't that weird?";

    "Read more books";

    "Khaaaaaaaaan";

    "Less addictive than TV Tropes";

    "More addictive than lemonade";

    "I want to die";

    "Bigger than a bread box";

    "Millions of peaches";

    "Fnord";

    "This is my true form";

    "Totally forgot about Dre";

    "Don't bother with the clones";

    "Pumpkinhead";

    "Hobo humping slobo babe";

    "Feature packed";

    "Conventional";

    "Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere";

    "Doesn't avoid double negatives";

    "Meeting expectations";

    "lives in cambodia";

    "PC gaming since 1873";

    "Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs";

    "GET GUD AT MINGING U NIGGER";

    "NEXUS NOT FOUND";

    "ADMIN SPOTTED";

    "/plyban ^ 0";

    "everyone type in chat caliber is a stupid nigger";

    "caliber .50 BMG";

    "andy.b choked on niggermenu";

    "Déjà vu";

    "Déjà vu";

    "Got your nose";

    "Haley loves Elan";

    "fuck you microsoft";

    "Afraid of the big, black bat";

    "Doesn't use stonel code";

    "Child's play";

    "See you next Friday or so";

    "fuck formatting";

    "From the streets of Södermalm";

    "150 bpm for 400000 minutes";

    "Technologic";

    "Funk soul brother";

    "Pumpa kungen";

    "日本ハロー！";

    "한국 안녕하세요";

    "Helo Cymru";

    "Cześć Polsko";

    "你好中国！";

    "Привет Россия";

    "Γεια σου Ελλάδα";

    "My life for Aiur";

    "I see your vocabulary has improved";

    "Who put it there?";

    "You can't explain that";

    "if not ok then return end";

    "§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac";

    "§kFUNKY LOL";

    "Big Pointy Teeth";

    "Bekarton guards the gate";

    "Mmmph, mmph";

    "Don't feed avocados to parrots";

    "Swords for everyone";

    ".party()";

    "Pretty scary";

    "I have a suggestion.";

    "Now with extra hugs";

    "Now Lua 6";

    "Woah.";

    "HURNERJSGER?";

    "What's up, Doc?";

    "Now contains 6 million random daily kikes!";

    "That's Niggerwang";

    "join this server right now u niggers";

    "Put a little fence around it";

    "Throw a blanket over it";

    "Now with additional stuff";

    "Extra things";

    "niggaz in da hood";

    "So sweet";

    "Popping tags";

    "Very influential in its circle";

    "Now with extra yeet";

    "Rise from your grave";

    "Warning A huge battleship is approaching fast!";

    "Blue warrior shot the food";

    "Run, coward I hunger";

    "Flavor with no seasoning";

    "Strange, but not a stranger";

    "Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream";

    "Getting ready to show";

    "Getting ready to know";

    "i'm happy with it.";

    "Getting ready to drop";

    "Getting ready to suck";

    "Getting ready to freak";

    "Getting ready to speak";

    "It swings, it jives";

    "Cruising streets for gold";

    "Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet";

    "Make me a table, a funky table";

    "Take the elevator to the mezzanine";

    "Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet";

    "/giveweapon m9k_1911a1 1";

    "This is good for Realms.";

    "now with memeware";

    "fuck all y'all";

    "cocaine is bad for u";

    "school is gay";

    "Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough";

    "Do it all, everything";

    "Where there is not light, there can spider";

    "GNU Terry Pratchett";

    "More Digital";

    "doot doot";

    "Falling with style";

    "There's no stopping the nutmegg";

    "Throw yourself at the ground and miss";

    "Rule #1: it's never my fault";

    "Replaced molten cheese with blood?";

    "Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates";

    "Boats FTW";

    "gay edition";

    "REALLY gay edition";

    "You're going too fast";

    "made without parential permission";

    "lapfuckstrax";

    "tried, tested, not approved.";

    "aspie collective";

    "a product of its time";

    "their they're and there";

    "endless streams of shit";

    "new! old! terrible!";

    "i make music now";

    "this is my life now";

    "i'm ok with this";

    "u know wwhat this is prob the last version, i dont have anything new to add";

    "shoutout to johnny nutmegg";

    "etxraneous bullshit";

    "inflated filesize";

    "cancer";

    "die";

    "aimbot key is left alt";

    "oh fuck off";

    "try exanima";

    "jerkcity.com - since 1998";

defcon.Phrasesall           = {    

    defcon.Phrases;    

    defcon.Phrases3;       

    defcon.Phrases4;       

defcon.Phrases2             = {

    "got fucked";

    "got shit on";

    "died";

    "got holocausted";

    "ate shit";

    "tried to fly a potato";

    "dug too deep";

    "got RDM'd";

    "tried to drink molten stone";

    "got owned";

    "ate that dirt";

    "fought the law (and the law won)";

    "was slain";

    "tried to do hvh with an aimware user";

    "downloaded memeware";

    "deleted system32";

    "got mad";

    "kicked the bucket";

    "downloaded malware";

    "got spawncamped to death";

    "unsubscribed from dramaalert";

    "went to hell";

    "did not pass go";

    "did not collect 200 dollars";

    "forgot how to stop, drop, and roll";

    "went to detroit at night";

    "got smashed";

    "got their fucking brains blown out";

    "became one with the ground";

    "got gangbanged";

    "literally ate shit";

    "listened to a kanye west album";

    "fucked a cat";

    "got their dick bitten off by spets";

    "tried to erp with spets";

    "broke their spine";

    "broke their dick";

    "used reddit";

    "was savagely murdered";

    "got crusaded";

    "converted to islam";

    "burned the qur'an";

    "ate pork";

    "contracted wrongthink";

    "fuckin died LMAO";

    "is dead, long live the king!";

    "gave bad succ";

    "unjammed an open-bolt weapon";

    "brought snixzz3 to a gmod hvh";

    "tried to use the carthus curved sword in a fight club";

    "unfinished string lol";

    "is dead lol";

    "contracted autism";

    "didn't praise johnny nutmegg";

    "watched an amy schumer comedy special";

    "voted for hillary clinton";

    "supported communism";

    "got boned";

    "got permbanned by spets";

    "tried to break into rcon";

    "drowned";

    "got struck by lightening";

    "was detected by CAC";

    "sat on a dick";

    "got raped anally";

    "followed bob good";

    "tried to ERP with sheo";

    "didn't let someone react to their /me";

    "got blamed for mingery";

    "has used /Me cum";

    "has used /Me punc";

    "has used /plyban me 0";

    "stole rations";

    "posted their IP on raidforums";

    "smoked bad weed";

    "choked on niggermenu";

    "dedicated his whole life to hl2rp";

    "tried to install gentoo";

    "got doused with napalm";

    "drank some nape";

    "used omegle";

    "uninstalled their antivirus";

    "got ganked by gooks";

    "visited nebulous";

    "didn't subscribe to madbluntz";

    "used snixzz3";

    "tried to run from a cheater";

defcon.Keys = {

"KEY_0", "KEY_1", "KEY_2", "KEY_3", "KEY_4", "KEY_5",

"KEY_6", "KEY_7", "KEY_8", "KEY_9", "KEY_A", "KEY_B", "KEY_C",

"KEY_D", "KEY_E", "KEY_F", "KEY_G", "KEY_H", "KEY_I", "KEY_J",

"KEY_K", "KEY_L", "KEY_M", "KEY_N", "KEY_O", "KEY_P", "KEY_Q",

"KEY_R", "KEY_S", "KEY_T", "KEY_U", "KEY_V", "KEY_W", "KEY_X",

"KEY_Y", "KEY_Z", "KEY_PAD_0", "KEY_PAD_1", "KEY_PAD_2", "KEY_PAD_3",

"KEY_PAD_4", "KEY_PAD_5", "KEY_PAD_6", "KEY_PAD_7", "KEY_PAD_8", "KEY_PAD_9",

"KEY_PAD_DIVIDE", "KEY_PAD_MULTIPLY", "KEY_PAD_MINUS", "KEY_PAD_PLUS", "KEY_PAD_ENTER",

"KEY_PAD_DECIMAL", "KEY_LBRACKET", "KEY_RBRACKET", "KEY_SEMICOLON", "KEY_APOSTROPHE",

"KEY_BACKQUOTE", "KEY_COMMA", "KEY_PERIOD", "KEY_SLASH", "KEY_BACKSLASH", "KEY_MINUS",

"KEY_EQUAL", "KEY_ENTER", "KEY_SPACE", "KEY_BACKSPACE", "KEY_TAB", "KEY_CAPSLOCK",

"KEY_NUMLOCK", "KEY_ESCAPE", "KEY_SCROLLLOCK", "KEY_INSERT", "KEY_DELETE", "KEY_HOME",

"KEY_END", "KEY_PAGEUP", "KEY_PAGEDOWN", "KEY_BREAK", "KEY_LSHIFT", "KEY_RSHIFT",

"KEY_LALT", "KEY_RALT", "KEY_LCONTROL", "KEY_RCONTROL", "KEY_LWIN", "KEY_RWIN",

"KEY_APP", "KEY_UP", "KEY_LEFT", "KEY_DOWN", "KEY_RIGHT", "KEY_F1", "KEY_F2",

"KEY_F3", "KEY_F4", "KEY_F5", "KEY_F6", "KEY_F7", "KEY_F8", "KEY_F9",

"KEY_F10", "KEY_F11", "KEY_F12", "KEY_CAPSLOCKTOGGLE", "KEY_NUMLOCKTOGGLE",

 

local function SafeCheck(v)

    if v ~=LocalPlayer() and v:Alive() and v:IsValid() and v:GetActiveWeapon():IsValid() and v:Health() >= 1 then

        return true

    else

        return false

    end

 

for k,v in pairs(defcon.Normal) do

    if defcon.Settings[k] == nil then

        defcon.Settings = defcon.Normal

        -- so if you fuck with my shit i fuck with your shit

    end

 

 

function defcon.Update(x,y,z, ok)

    if x == "setting" then

        defcon.Settings[y] = z

        if ok == true then

            file.Write("d_settings.txt", util.TableToJSON(defcon.Settings))

        end

    elseif x == "entity" then

        file.Write("d_entities.txt", util.TableToJSON(defcon.Entities))

    elseif x == "friend" then

        file.Write("d_whitelist.txt", util.TableToJSON(defcon.Whitelist))

    end

function defcon.ESPCheck(typ, v)

    if typ == "player" then

        if v:Alive() && v:Health() >= 1 && v ~= LocalPlayer() /*&& /*LocalPlayer():Alive() &&*/ /*LocalPlayer():Team() ~= TEAM_SPECTATOR*/ then

            return true

        end

    elseif typ == "entity" then

        if IsValid(v) then

            return true

        end

    end

    return false

function defcon.ESPDistance(typ, v)

    if typ == "player" then

        if defcon.Settings["esp_player_dist"] >= 16000 then

            return true

        elseif v:GetPos():Distance(LocalPlayer():GetPos()) < (defcon.Settings["esp_player_dist"]) then

            return true

        end

    elseif typ == "entity" then

        if defcon.Settings["esp_entity_dist"] >= 16000 then

            return true

        elseif v:GetPos():Distance(LocalPlayer():GetPos()) < (defcon.Settings["esp_entity_dist"]) then

            return true

        end

    end

    return false

function defcon.GetShootPos(ent)

    local eyes = ent:LookupAttachment("eyes");

    if(eyes ~= 0) then

        eyes = ent:GetAttachment(eyes);

        if(eyes and eyes.Pos) then

            return eyes.Pos, eyes.Ang;

        end

    end

function defcon.Visible(ent)

    local pos = LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()

    local ang = LocalPlayer():GetAimVector()

    local trace = {start = LocalPlayer():GetShootPos(), endpos = defcon.GetShootPos(ent), filter = {LocalPlayer(), ent}, mask = 1174421507};

    local tr = util.TraceLine(trace);

    return(tr.Fraction == 1);

function defcon.Whitelisted(ent)

    if defcon.Whitelist[ent:SteamID()] then return true

    else return false end

function defcon.CanTarget(v)

    if v:IsPlayer() then

        if (defcon.Visible(v) and (not defcon.Whitelisted(v)) and v:Alive() and (v:Health() > 0) and v:Team() ~= TEAM_SPECTATOR) then

            if (v ~= LocalPlayer() and LocalPlayer():Alive() and LocalPlayer():Team() ~= TEAM_SPECTATOR) then

                if not(defcon.Settings["aimbot_friendly_fire"]) then

                    if (v:Team() ~= LocalPlayer():Team()) then

                        return true

                    end

                else

                    return true

                end

            end

        end

    end

    return false

function defcon.Ents()

    local t = {}

    for k,v in pairs(ents.GetAll()) do

        if IsValid(v) and not(table.HasValue(t, v:GetClass())) then

            table.insert(t, v:GetClass())

        end

    end

    table.sort(t, function(a,b) return a < b end)

   

    return t

 

 

surface.CreateFont("deffont", {

    font    =   "impact",

    size    =   64

 

surface.CreateFont("deffontesp1", {

    font="TabLarge",

    size=13,

    weight=700

surface.CreateFont("deffontesp2", {

    font="TabLarge",

    size=10,

    weight=700

surface.CreateFont("fuck", {

    font="Console",

    size=13,

    weight=100

 surface.CreateFont("warnign", {

 size = 18,

 weight = 0,

 antialias = false,

 font = "times new roman"

 });

  surface.CreateFont("trike", {

 size = 13,

 weight = 0,

 antialias = false,

 font = "Trebuchet"

 });

 

 

local menu              = defcon.Menu

local current           = defcon.Current

local alive             = defcon.Alive

local normal            = defcon.Normal

local settings          = defcon.Settings

local entities          = defcon.Entities

local whitelist         = defcon.Whitelist

local phrases           = defcon.Phrases

local espcheck          = defcon.ESPCheck

local espdistance       = defcon.ESPDistance

 

 

local function AddTab(txt, tab, func)

    menu.c = menu.c + 1

    local panel

    if tab and tab == true then

        panel = vgui.Create("DPanel", menu.frame);

        panel:SetPos(120,25);

        panel:SetSize(376,406);

        if menu.Current == txt then

            panel:SetVisible(true)

        else

            panel:SetVisible(false)

        end

        panel.Paint = function()

            surface.SetDrawColor( 163, 163, 163, 255 )

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect( 0, 0, panel:GetWide() - 1, panel:GetTall() - 1)

            draw.SimpleText(string.upper(txt), "deffont", 10, 5, Color(210, 210, 210, 235), TEXT_ALIGN_LEFT);

        end

    end

    local button = vgui.Create("DButton", menu.buttons);

    button:SetText(txt);

    button:SetSize(80, 20);

    button:SetPos(15, -15+(25*menu.c));

    button:SetTextColor(color_white)

    button.Paint = function(self)

        surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

        surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

        surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

        surface.SetTextColor(color_white)

        surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    button.DoClick = func or (tab and tab == true and function()

        for k,v in pairs(menu.t) do

            if v ~= panel then

                v:SetVisible(false)

            end

        end

        panel:SetVisible(true)

        menu.Current = txt

        surface.PlaySound("ambient/levels/canals/drip4.wav");

    end)

    return panel, button;

 

 

local function AddFeature(id, parent, typ, name, setting, o1, o2)

    if not parent then return end

    if typ == "button" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("enabled")

        else

            button:SetText("disabled")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true)

            else

                button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true)

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.SetTextColor(color_white)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

        end

        return button,label

    elseif typ == "slider" then

        local slider = vgui.Create("DNumSlider", parent)

        slider:SetPos(5, (45+(id*25)))

        slider:SetText(name)

        slider:SetMinMax(o1, o2)

        slider:SetWide(372.5)

        slider:SetDecimals( 0 )

        slider:SetFGColor(255,255,255,255)

        slider:SetBGColor(255,255,255,255)

        slider:SetValue(defcon.Settings[setting])

        slider.OnValueChanged = function(panel, value)

            local c = tonumber(value)

            defcon.Update("setting", setting, math.Round(c), true)

        end

        return slider;

 

    if typ == "label" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        label:SetFont("warnign")

        label.Paint = function(self)

            label:SetTextColor(Color( 43, 98, 226, 255 ))

            end

       

    return label

        if typ == "label2" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        label:SetFont("fuck")

        label.Paint = function(self)

            label:SetTextColor(Color( 140, 140, 140, 255 ))

            end

           

    return label2

        if typ == "label3" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        label:SetFont("warnign")

        label.Paint = function(self)

            label:SetTextColor(Color( 43, 98, 226, 255 ))

            end

       

    return label3

        if typ == "def" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        label:SetFont("trike")

        label.Paint = function(self)

            label:SetTextColor(Color( 220, 220, 220, 255 ))

            end

           

    return def

    if not parent then return end

    if typ == "canser" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("enabled")

        else

            button:SetText("disabled")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand "SH_toggle"

            else

                button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand "SH_toggle"

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    end

    if not parent then return end

    if typ == "landsernigger" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("search")

        else

            button:SetText("search")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("search"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand "pickupinradius"

            else

                button:SetText("search"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand "pickupinradius"

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    end

        if not parent then return end

    if typ == "landsernigger6" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("enabled")

        else

            button:SetText("disabled")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.chams", "0")

            else

                button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.chams", "1")

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    end

    if not parent then return end

    if typ == "landsernigger3" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("enabled")

        else

            button:SetText("disabled")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.boxESP", "0")

            else

                button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.boxESP", "1")

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    end

            if not parent then return end

    if typ == "landsernigger4" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("enabled")

        else

            button:SetText("disabled")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.propchams", "0")

            else

                button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.propchams", "1")

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    end

                if not parent then return end

    if typ == "landsernigger5" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)

        local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)

        if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then

            button:SetText("enabled")

        else

            button:SetText("disabled")

        end

        button:SetSize(80,20)

        if not id then

            button:SetPos(285,45)

        else

            button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))

        end

        button.DoClick = function()

            if button:GetText() == "enabled" then

                button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.radiochams", "0")

            else

                button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.radiochams", "1")

            end

        end

        button:SetTextColor(color_white)

        button.Paint = function(self)

            surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)

            surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())

            surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)

            surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())

    end

    end

    if not parent then return end

    if typ == "landsernigger2" then

        local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)

        label:SetText(name)

        label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))

        label:SizeToContents(false)