using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.Collections.Generic;

namespace ConsoleApplication1
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            List<string> lol = new List<string>();
            lol.Add("fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone");
            lol.Add("fat she eats Wheat Thicks.");
            lol.Add("stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order");
            lol.Add("poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.");
            lol.Add("poor she has the ducks throw bread at her");
            lol.Add("bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.");
            lol.Add("bald you can see whats on her mind");
            lol.Add("bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.");
            lol.Add("hairy the only language she speaks is wookie");
            lol.Add("hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.");
            lol.Add("greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.");

            while (true){
                Random r = new Random();
                string joke = "Yo mama so " + lol[r.Next(0, lol.Count)];
                Console.WriteLine(joke);
            }
            Console.ReadLine();

        }
        }
    }