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- All of Humanity is Yuri Except For Me ch1 part 2
- p1
- >>Infirmary
- >>Entertainment Sports News
- >>Actresses Amami Ren and Kamae Miki Announce Engagement. "Drama performance was the trigger."
- >>Amami (left) and Kamae (right) showing their smiles to the cameras at a conference.
- >...
- >The heck is this...?
- p2
- >This isn't the world I know!
- >It's completely different!
- >Have I gone crazy!?
- >Uuuh, is this a dream!? If it's a dream, let me wake up already!
- >You're so noisy.
- p3
- >I'm trying to sleep.
- >Could you be more quiet?
- p4
- >Ah, s-sorry.
- >Erm... You're from the neighboring class.
- >Kazami Lily-san, right?
- >Isn't she the prodigy who's top of the school...!? What's she doing here?
- >What was that all about?
- >That stuff about the world...
- >...
- >Are you...
- >Ah.
- >Erm.
- >Well, actually...
- >...Well, it doesn't matter.
- >I've no interest in you.
- >Hrm...
- >You're the one who asked...
- p5
- >Well, I'll be going.
- >It's so noisy in here
- >I can't do my reading.
- >Ah.
- >Hold up!
- >That book...
- >...
- >What's with her?
- >Geez.
- p6
- >So basically, it was at this time
- >that an unprecedented virus outbreak spread across humanity.
- >Coming from origins unknown, its symptoms gradually caused males to stop being born
- >and the existence known as men became ceased to exist by the year 1920.
- p7
- >This is completely different
- >to the history I know...
- >After that, as mankind faced the crisis of no longer being able to increase its population,
- >biologists researched frantically
- >and developed today's monogenetic reproduction methods that saved humanity from the brink of extinction...
- p8
- >There's one thing I do understand.
- >At the start, I thought it was just me that had gone crazy.
- >But I was wrong.
- p9
- >Huh? Who's that?
- >And who are you for that matter?
- >Be it friends or acquaintances...
- >I don't know anyone with a weird name like that.
- >Even performers, politicians,
- >or sports athletes...
- >None of the men I know of are among them,
- >as if they never existed.
- >The number you are calling is currently busy...
- >There's a chance that they've all been replaced with girls who look a lot like them.
- p10
- >I have no idea why this is happening
- >but I can't think of any other explanation.
- >This is
- >not the world I know.
- >Hah
- >Hah
- p11
- >This is...
- >This is...
- p12-13
- >A world
- >where only girls exist!
- p14
- >Ahaha...
- >Why?
- >Why?
- >Why?
- >Why!?
- >Why is this happening!?
- p15
- >I
- >I still
- >have things
- >that I have to say...
- >Watch where you're walking, punk!?
- >That girl...
- >the one from before...
- p16
- >You've got some ovaries, missy.
- >You have any idea who our big sis is!?
- >You're the ones who bumped into me...
- >weren't you...?
- p17
- >Woah...
- >Even the yakuza are girls.
- >Well, that's to be expected.
- >This feels kinda uncomfortable...
- >Who said that just now!?
- >Like there'd by any yakuzas who aren't chicks!
- >Don't play dumb!
- >Oh crap. I don't wanna get involved with this.
- >Now's not the time for that...
- >How you gonna pay for this?
- >...I'm sorry.
- >Huh? Can't you be a little more sincere?
- >Or would you rather pay with your body!?
- >...
- p18
- >Hold up!
- >She apologised, so let her go!
- >Huh!?
- >The fuck are you?
- >This ain't got nothin' to do with you'!
- >It's you...
- p19
- >What are you...
- >Isn't it obvious?
- >We're gonna run for it!
- >They're getting away!
- >Wait, you punks!
- p20
- >Wait... What are you doing so...
- p21
- >Hah
- >Hah
- >Man, I thought we were gonna get killed.
- >...
- >Why
- >did you do that?
- >No particular reason, I suppose.
- >It would haunt my dreams if I didn't.
- >...
- >Well.
- >You have my gratitude.
- >Someone's acting tough...
- >Well then, later...
- >>Quantum Physics
- >>Parallel Worlds
- >Wait!
- >?
- p22
- >So that's the gist of it...
- >I thought I'd ask your advice...
- p23
- >...
- >What are you doing?
- >You don't have a fever...
- >Have you gone crazy?
- >No!
- >It's the honest-to-god truth!
- >Goodbye.
- >Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- >Please! Just hear me out!
- >I already did.
- >Let me go.
- p24
- >A world where men exist?
- >That's unbelievable.
- >Well, the most likely probability is that you've gone crazy.
- >It's
- >It's one of those parallel whatchamacallits from your book!
- >Parallel worlds, you mean...?
- >Certainly
- >there exist multiple universes parallel to our own.
- >That's a common discussion in the science world...
- >Right!
- >But that's just a theory.
- >Going to and forth between worlds is just fiction.
- >It's true! My school was a co-ed school with both girls and boys!
- >And I had a father and a little brother!
- >H-Hey! Not so loud!
- >You'll make me look like a weirdo too!
- >No way~
- p25
- >Th-Then how about this?
- >My history textbook.
- >>World History B
- >It was in my bag.
- >What is this...?
- >You're right...
- >The contents written here are completely different...
- >Right!
- >...
- >Wh-What a well-made fake.
- >How stubborn can you be!?
- >Just stop it!
- >There's no way
- >this could be real.
- p26
- >Could you please not follow me...?
- >I'm not~
- >I just happen to be going the same way as you.
- >...
- p27
- >Well, it is rather fascinating.
- >What is?
- >What you said earlier.
- >It's still unbelievable, but if, by any chance, what you're telling is the truth,
- >that would make you a heterosexual, right?
- >I-I guess...
- >This is my first time ever seeing one.
- >A pervert, that is.
- >A pervert!?
- >Well, that's normal in your world, right?
- >Assuming it's real.
- >Pervert... I'm a pervert... Normal is my motto, and yet I'm a pervert...
- >...
- >Alright.
- >Hm?
- p28
- >I've changed my mind.
- >I feel like believing you now
- >about what you said.
- p29
- >I still can't truly believe it.
- >But
- >there's that textbook
- >I can't see you going so far as preparing a fake textbook just to trick me.
- >Plus, back then....
- >...I don't
- >fully believe you.
- >There's no proof that you're telling the truth.
- >But
- >there's no proof that you're lying either.
- >So...
- >As thanks for helping me
- >I'll believe in you and help you out.
- >That's fair, right?
- >Th-
- >Thank...
- >However...
- p30-31
- >In exchange
- >go out with me.
- >I, Uruuno Marika,
- >fall in love like any normal person.
- >But on that day...
- p32
- >"normal"...
- >...
- >Huh?
- >stopped being "normal".
- p33
- >I'm home...
- >Welcome back~
- p34
- >You're late, Onee-chan.
- >Where have you been?
- >Don't tell me you got yourself a girlfriend?
- >Nah, you'd never get one of those, Onee-chan.
- >?
- >What's up?
- >Ahaha. Nothing at all.
- >My little bro
- >has turned into a little sis!!
- >I need...
- >Why are you freezing up, Onee-chan?
- >Onee-chan?
- >I need to get back to my own world as soon as possible...
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