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  1. The Savage Punishements
  3. The prophet Stoned a MOTHER and made her baby son orphan
  4. The prophet said that the punishment for adultery is a hundred lashes and stoning to death
  5. The prophet Ordered to hit a drunk
  6. A person who drank wine was brought to the prophet. He gave him forty stripes with two lashes
  7. The prophet threatens to pierce the eye of a man who was looking inside his house
  8. The prophet said that if a person look into your house without permission you can thrust a staff in his eyes
  9. The prophet gave one-hundred lashes and exiled a man and stoned a women for adultery
  10. The Muslims stoned a man, the rocks hurt him so he flew, but they caught him and stoned him to death
  11. The prophet orders to lash the sex slave if she have sex with other than her master
  12. Ali stoned a women according to the example set by the prophet
  13. The prophet said that you must cut the hand of the thief who stole an egg (but its ok for him to attack villages and steal them and turn their women into sex slaves)
  14. The prophet cut the hand of a man who stole 3 dirhams
  15. The prophet stoned a man for adultery
  16. The prophet stoned a man and his wife
  17. The prophet said that the hand of a thief should be cut off for a quarter of a dinar and upwards.
  18. The prophet cut the hand of a woman when he conquered Mecca
  19. A Muslim saw monkeys stoning a female monkey for illegal sex so he stoned her too
  20. The prophet punished some killers by cutting their hands and feet and piercing their eyes and letting them die from thirst.
  21. The prophet revived the practice of stonning and stonned a jew
  23. Death Penalty for Apostates
  25. Ali Burned people Alive and said that the prophet ordered to kill apostates
  26. The muslims killed a man who left islam to judaisme
  27. The prophet said that you can kill the adulterer and the apostate
  28. The prophet ordered to kill the young apostates
  30. Terrorism
  32. The prophet said "I have been made victorious with terror"
  33. The prophet said that he was ordered to fight people until they become MUSLIMS (not because they fight against him or because they dont believe in God, nope because they are not muslims)
  34. The prophet said "That Paradise is under the shades of swords"
  35. The prophet took outpost outside villages, and if he didn't hear the Call to Prayer he Invaded them
  36. Who died without invading or thought about invading, died the death of a hypocrite
  37. The prophet said that who died without giving allegiance to a Caliph, died a kaffir (A Caliph like Abu Bakr al Baghdadi)
  38. Ali burned some people alive and said that the prophet ordered to kill apostates
  39. The prophet burned the palm trees of the Tribe Banu Nadir to terrorise them (and people never burned Palm Trees because they were rare in the desert and took years to grow, and all the community benefited from them)
  40. No Muslim should be punished by death for killing a Kafir
  41. The prophet threatens to Burn the Houses of people not going to pray in the mosque
  42. The prophet said "Allah commanded me to burn the Quraish"
  43. The prophet ordered to turn out all the pagans from Arabia
  44. The prophet encouraged a man to fight for him, then he sent him to die immediately
  45. The prophet authorise to attack villages, even if women and children could be harmed in the attack
  46. The prophet attacks a village, kill men, take female slaves, and trade a girl for Muslim prisoners
  47. The prophet attacked a village, killed the family of Safiya and raped her in the same day
  48. The prophet attacked people by surprise, killed the men and took Juwayriya as a sex slave
  49. The prophet killed the men of the Jewish tribe of Banu Qorayza and distributed the children and women as sex slaves
  50. The prophet punished some killers by cutting their hands and feet and piercing their eyes and letting them die from thirst.
  51. The prophet sent the Muslims to destroy a Yemeni Temple and they killed anyone who resisted
  52. The prophet used children as soldiers
  53. You are the best of peoples ever raised up for mankind because you bring them with chains on their necks till they embrace Islam.
  54. Who is Killed in Jihad have his sins erased
  55. The best of people is the one who wage jihad with himself and his money
  56. Jihad raises you in the levels of paradise
  57. The people staying home are not equal to the Jihadis
  58. The Jihadi is always winning, if he lives he get the spoil of war, and if he dies he goes to Heaven
  59. Jihad is the best thing after believing
  60. The prophet took part in 19 attacks (the Muslims carried 80 other without him)
  62. Muhamed's Assassinations
  64. He ordered to Kill Ibn Khattal the day he invaded Mecca
  65. The prophet sent the brother of Kaab Ibn Al Achraf to kill him using Taqiya
  66. The Muslims killed Abu Rafi while he was sleeping
  67. He tried to kill a man because he suspected that he slept with his sex slave maria
  68. The prophet tried to kill one of the chiefs ot the Khazraj tribe (even if he was his ally)
  69. He accuses a man of spying, and orders to kill him and take his money
  70. The prophet orders to Burn two people, then he asks to kill them without burning
  72. Irrespect of Dead Bodies
  74. The Maximum he suffered from the quraysh is that a man suffocated him with a piece of clothe
  75. Prophet took revenge and threw 24 corpses in a well after the battle of Badr
  76. When the muslims were pulling a big guy to throw him in the well, he got dismembered
  77. This well was dirty and the prophet spoke with the corpses to humiliate them And in fact this practice is still applied today, the jihadi spoke with the corpse of khaddafi when he died.
  78. The Muslims strip the corpses from their money and the one who killed the guy can get the money
  79. After the battle of Uhud, the Prophet dug a huge hole and buried the dead muslim fighters covered in blood without washing them or proper funerals (the guys died fighting for him, but as narcissistic as he was, he treated them like some kind of garbage, he was probably pretty angry for the defeat in the battle, someone who treat his followers like that, what can you expect from him in dealing with his enemies)
  80. He also allowed the killing of his uncle Abu Jahl and allowed to his killer to strip him
  82. Grave Digging
  84. The prophet was also into digging graves kind of shit , he extracted a corpse from a grave , spit on him, and put his shirt on him (guess he liked the guy)
  85. This is the most disturbing case of grave digging ! A Christian was composing the Quran for The prophet, and then he apostatised and died, and to take revenge on him, the Muslims dug his grave and extracted him outside to let him rot in the sun, and every time his friends bury him, the Muslims extract him again to let him rot.
  87. Muslims attacked people for Money
  89. Muslims were hungry and naked, then they became governors after conquering others
  90. "We did not eat our fill except after we had conquered Khaibar"
  91. Abu Hurayra followed the prophet to fill his belly
  92. Abu Bakr fought the arabs in the Apostasy wars because they didnt want to give him Money
  93. The prophet takes 20% of war booty
  94. The prophet takes 20% even if he didnt participate in the battle (70 attacks were carried without him)
  95. The prophet said "Booty has been made legal for me"
  96. Booty is for the prophet and he didnt like to give even a sword from it
  97. "In our holy battles, we used to get honey and grapes, as war booty which we would eat"
  98. The muslims were afflicted with severe hunger then when they took Khaibar, they made huge fires to eat the meat of the Booty
  99. A black slave died and the prophet said that he will be burned because he took a sheet of cloth from the booty
  100. The prophet bribe the polytheists with 300 camels from war booty to attract them to Islam
  101. The prophet was distributing war booty and man said to him : "O Allah's Messenger ! Act justly."
  102. The muslim who killed a Kaffir have the right to strip him from his money
  103. The prophet chased the jewish tribe of Banu Nadir, and he personnaly took 100% of their money, and it was sufficient for the spendings of a year
  105. The slaves of the prophet
  107. The prophet had a black female slave preparing wine for him
  108. He had a black slave
  109. He had a black slave called Anjasha
  110. He had a black slave called Mid'am , he has been killed and the prophet said that he will be tortured because he took a sheet of cloth from the booty. The man gave his life, but for the prophet, he was just a subhuman black slave whose life is worth less than a sheet.
  111. But what happens when it’s his cousin who takes a slave girl from the booty ? The companions disapproved of that but, the prophet encouraged him, looks like his cousin is worth a lot more than the black Mid'am.
  112. Black slaves are worth half of the others, he bought a slave for two black slaves from his apparently big stock of black slaves.
  113. The prophet had a slave girl (named Maria)
  114. The prophet attacked people by surprise, killed the men and took Juwayriya as a sex slave
  115. The prophet killed the family of Safiya and raped her in the same day
  116. The prophet killed the men of the Jewish tribe of Banu Qorayza and distributed the children and women as sex slaves
  117. The prophet attacks a village, kill men, take female slaves, and trade a girl for Muslim prisoners
  118. The prophet had a slave Tailor
  120. Slave treatment in islam
  122. The prophet gave permission to rape the captured married sex slaves, even if their husbands are alive and even if his companions found this immoral even by their savage standards.
  123. The prophet advise to ejaculate in the raped slave girls even if his gang didn’t want to
  124. The sex slaves eventually got pregnant from such treatment, and they were used as maids.
  125. But even if your sex slave gets pregnant and becomes mother, you can sell her, so that other Muslims could enjoy her body.
  126. The Muslims used chains on the neck to transport slaves
  127. The prophet orders to lash the sex slave if she have sex with other than her master, and sell her even for a rope if she do it three times.
  128. A man freed a slave, but the prophet canceled his freedom, took back the slave and sold him
  129. The prophet advise to give the slaves to family members than to free them
  130. A man free 6 slaves, and the prophet keep 4 in slavery
  132. Muslims practiced slavery even between Themselves
  134. The Muslim slave have a double reward
  135. The Muslim slave can give charity from the money of his master
  136. If the Muslims slave flee his master, he is a Kaffir until he gets back
  137. People will enter heaven in the chains
  139. Hatred of Jews, Christians and Polytheists
  141. Less than 10 jewish scholars followed the prophet
  142. The prophet changed the direction of prayer from jerusalem to mecca (he was at medina, did it when the jews didnt want to follow him)
  143. The prophet threatens to turn out jews if they dont become muslims
  144. The prophet want to drive out the jews and christians from Arabia
  145. If you meet jews and christians, dont be the first to say hello, and drive them to the narrow part of the road
  146. The prophet Curses the jews and chtistians because they worship the graves of their prophets
  147. The prophet heard a sound and said that jews are tortured in their tomb
  148. The prophet said that Plague was a means of torture sent on a group of jews
  149. The prophet said : "Were it not for Bani Israel, meat would not decay"
  150. The prophet said that some jews were distorded and turned into lizards (the beginning of the reptilian theory)
  151. Thet prophet said that Some jews were turned into rats and the proof, is that rats dont like the milk of camel but they like the milk of sheeps
  152. At the end of time 70.000 jews will follow the antichrist
  153. The prophet said that the jews changed the words of god, and entered the city crawling on their buttocks
  154. At the end of time, rocks and trees will talk and they will say to muslims : "there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him"
  155. At the day of judgement, muslims will come with sins like mountains, but Allah will put those sins in the account of jews and christians
  156. At the day of judgement, every muslim will have a jew or christian who will replace him in hell
  157. The muslims killed a jew who turned back to judaisme
  158. The prophet stoned a jew and his wife
  159. The prophet fought all the jewish tribes and turned them out, but in Banu Qorayza, he killed the men and enslaved the families
  160. The prophet killed the men and distributed the children and women of the jewish tribe of Banu Qrayza
  161. The prophet burned the palm trees of the jewish tribe of Banu Nadir to terrorise them (and arabs never burnt trees because they were rare in the desert)
  162. The prophet sent the brother of the jew Kaab ibn al Ashraf to kill him using islamic deception
  163. Muslims assassinated the jew Abu Rafii while he was sleeping
  164. A christian who was composing the quran for Muhamed apostatised and died, and every time his friends bury him, they found that someone extracted him from his grave and let him to rot in the sun, the concluded that it was the muslims who took revenge
  165. The prophet attacked the jewish tribe of Khaibar, killed the family of the jewess safiya then raped her in the same day
  166. Some israelites were destroyed because their women used hair extension
  167. The prophet said that everyone is born upon fitra (islam), but its his parents who make him jew or christian or polytheist
  169. Hygien in the Hadith
  171. The prophet had lice in his head
  172. The prophet advise to drink camel urine
  173. The prophet had sex during menstrual period
  174. He had sex with nine wives using one bath only
  175. His clothes were always covered with cum
  176. The child aisha always cleaned the cum from his clothes
  177. The prophet spat in the mouth of a child
  178. You must spit three times if you forget quran during prayer
  179. This leads to mosques full of spit
  180. Dogs urinated in the mosque
  181. The companions washed their faces with the spit of the prophet
  182. You must use an odd number of stones to wipe your ass
  183. You must lick or get someone to lick your fingers when you finish eating
  184. Companions used the sweat of the prophet as perfume
  185. If a fly fall in your glass just sink it more
  186. You must not drink while standing and if you do it you must vomit
  187. You must spit three times if you see a bad dream
  189. Muhamed the Coward Prophet
  191. The prophet didn't have the courage to fight the polytheistes at Uhud, he pushed seven of his companions to protect and die for him
  192. The prophet encouraged his companions to fight and die for him, but he kept finding pretexts to not take part in battles
  193. He fears cloud and wind
  194. He fears eclipses
  196. Muhamed's scientific wisdom
  198. You know why we have 4 seasons ? Its because Hell changes its temperature ! Yup mindblowing !
  199. You know why we have hot weather ? It's because of the raging of the Hellfire ! Yup, it's so hot that it reaches us !
  200. Fever comes from the heat of Hellfire !
  201. You know where the sun goes every night? It goes to prostrate under the throne of god ! Yup, and it comes back in the morning !
  202. Earth was created in a week, and trees existed before light !
  203. Eclipses are a sign to frighten the believers
  204. You know why babies cry ? Its because satan pricks them !
  205. The vaginal lubrication at the orgasm is the main reason why the child resembles his mother.
  206. The black spots on the skin come from the evil eye !
  207. Seven dates eaten in the morning immunise against the poison that day !
  208. Black cumin can heal every disease except death
  209. The unbelievers eat in seven intestines !
  210. No one knows when it will rain or the sex of the baby before birth ! Yup meteorology and medical sciences are a lie !
  211. The spinal bone is never consumed by earth !
  212. If a fly falls in your glass, just sink it in, for there is a disease under a wing, and a cure under the other wing.
  213. Adam was 60 cubits tall, and people have been decreasing in stature since Adam's creation !
  214. The prophet said that there's 360 joints in the body of a man
  215. The prophet said that truffle cure eye diseases
  216. The prophet said : "Kill the snake with two white lines on its back, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."
  218. The Apocalypse already past for 1300 years
  220. The prophet said : "Do you realize (the importance of) this night?" Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after the completion of one hundred years from this night."
  221. Companions asked about the Last Hour, so the prophet said : "There would be none amongst the created beings living on the earth (who would survive this century)"
  222. The prophet said : "If this (slave) should live long, he will not reach the geriatric old age, but the Hour will be established."
  223. Arabs came to the prophet and asked about the Last Hour. He looked towards the youngest amongst them and said: "If he lives he would not grow very old that he would find your Last Hour coming to you"
  224. When the prophet saw an Eclipse he tought that it was the Apocalypse !
  225. All the companions were asking about the Last Hour, and the prophet was responding about the last Hour and all the companions understood that the last hour will be established in less than a century, but Later, when the Hour didnt come, and even its signs didnt appear, Abdullah the Son of the second calif Umar who is from the second generation, tried to damage control and said that in fact the prophet didnt mean the day of judgement like everyone understood, he was just talking about his companions. Classic damage control.
  226. The barrier of Gog And Magog is already pierced for 1400 years now, we're still waiting for them
  227. The prophet said : "By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, son of Mary will shortly descend amongst you"
  228. The Hour will come and people of the Tribe of Daus will still be turning around a temple in Yemen (a tribe and a temple that doesnt even exist anymore)
  229. The prophet said that he was sent close to the Hour
  230. Even the Antichrist appeared in the time of the Prophet, he was suspecting the boy Ibn Saiyad to be the Antichrist, so the prophet spied on him !
  231. The prophet tried to test Ibn Saiyad, he tought about someting and asked Ibn Saiyad to read the secret in his mind, because only the Antichrist could read minds, but Ibn Saiyad trolled him with a bad word, and Umar threatened to chop off his head, he threatened to chop off the head of A BOY ! Just so that you know what kind of people followed Muhamed.
  232. This is in fact a double FAIL, because the prophet who is showing people how to recognise the Antichrist, couldnt himself recognise him !
  234. Muhamed's Bad Ending
  236. At the end of his life, The prophet lost his only son Ibrahim at a young age
  237. The prophet died because of a poison he ate at Khaibar
  238. The prophet suffered so Much because of that poison
  239. The Jews who poisoned him said "We intended to learn if you were a liar in which case we would be relieved from you, and if you were a prophet then it would not harm you." FAIIIIL
  240. When he was sick, he didn't trust his companions anymore and was afraid they might poison him
  241. His daughter Fatima died six months after him and was forbidden from her inheritance by the calif Abu Bakr
  242. He couldnt walk anymore, they carried him
  243. His companions didnt let him write his testament
  244. The prophet never forgave his mother
  245. His uncle Abu Talib who took care of him when his parents died, will get his brain boiling in hell
  246. His father will go to hell
  247. Abu Lahab freed Tuwayba to suckle him when he was a baby, but he's going to hell
  248. He killed his Uncle Abu Jahl
  249. He had his aorta severed, exactly how God Told him in the Quran (sura 69) if he falsified anything
  251. The Pagan Flavor of Pilgrimage
  253. The arabs worshipped stones before islam
  254. The arabs ran between safa and marwa before islam
  255. Umar felt that kissing the Black stone was a Pagan practice
  256. The Arabs turned naked around the Kaaba before islam
  257. The arabs fasted the day of Ashura before islam
  258. The little pilgrimage existed before Islam
  259. Some companions hated the rituals of Safa and Marwa because they knew it was pagan
  260. The Kaaba was not important at the beginning of islam, it was only at medina, when jews refused to follow him, that the prophet changed the direction of prayer from jerusalem to the Kaaba
  262. The Lost Quran verses
  264. After the death of the prophet, A large number of people memorising the quran died before its writing down
  265. The prophet himself used to forget the Quran
  266. The prophet never attempted to write down the Quran
  267. When they wrote down the quran, some verses were found with one person only
  268. The verses of adult suckling were lost after the death of the Prophet
  269. The verses of stoning were lost after the death of the prophet
  270. Two Entire Long chapters were lost !
  271. Uthman burned all the original qurans
  273. Allah the Man God
  275. At the day of judgement, people will not recognise Allah, and he will show them his Shin so that they can recognise him. (Now how could this happen ? Allah must show his Shin to be recognised ? Doesn't he have some Divine recognizable form ? Has he just a normal human form so that you can confound him with a simple man and not recognise him ?)
  276. Allah will cover Hell with his FOOT
  277. Allah has a right HAND
  278. Allah has a second HAND
  279. Allah has five FINGERS
  280. Allah gets down every night to the lowest Heaven
  281. When you fight dont hit the face, for Allah created Adam in his image
  282. Allah Created Adam in his image
  283. The difference between Allah and the Antichrist is just the right eye
  284. Allah created His creation, and when He had finished it, the womb, got up and caught hold of Allah
  285. Allah smiles
  286. Allah wonders
  287. Allah gets angry
  288. The Throne is supported by pillars
  289. The Throne of God shake at the death of Men
  290. Allah has got a Book that he keeps with him in the Throne
  291. Allah listens to Quran
  292. Allah repeats sentences three times like Muhamed
  293. Allah answers the insults of Abu Lahab, with another insult
  295. Inferiority of Women :
  297. Never will succeed a nation with a female leader (hello UK and Germany)
  298. A lot of men achieved perfection, but only two women did
  299. Hell is full of women and they're deficient in intelligence and religion
  300. Women are a minority in paradise
  301. The majority of people entering hell are women
  302. The prophet said "I have not left after me any turmoil more injurious to men than the harm done to the men because of women.
  303. The angels curse a woman who refuses to sleep with her husband
  304. The jealousy of women is from satan
  305. Muslims hit their wives so bad that their skin turned green, and Aisha said "I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women."
  306. The prophet said that prayer is cut off by the passing of an ass, woman, and black Dog
  307. The prophet said that the woman is like a rib (not straight)
  308. The prophet said : "If there is evil omen in anything, it is in the house, the woman and the horse."
  310. The women used as slaves :
  312. The prophet prefers to give a female slave to family than to free her
  313. The prophet had a black female slave preparing wine for him
  314. Muslims used to sell the mothers of their children
  315. Ali had sex with a female slave from the share of the prophet, some companions disapproved of this but the prophet encouraged him
  316. The prophet advises to ejaculate inside the captured sex slaves
  317. The prophet gave permission to rape married sex slaves
  318. Female slaves were raped impregnated and used as maids
  320. The Tortured Women :
  322. A blind killed the mother of his children because she used to insult the prophet, and he was ok with that
  323. The prophet cut the hand of a woman when he conquered Mecca
  324. The prophet Stoned a MOTHER and made her baby son orphan
  325. The prophet gave one-hundred lashes to a man and stoned a woman for adultery
  326. The prophet orders to lash the sex slave if she have sex with other than her master
  327. Ali stoned a woman, according to the example set by the prophet
  328. The prophet stoned a jew and his wife, the man tried to shield his wife from the rocks
  330. Immoral decisions concerning Women :
  332. The prophet was sexualy aroused by a women who walked in front of him so he went to his wife Zainab to satisfy hist lust then he told his followers about it
  333. The prophet used to have sex with nine wives in the same night
  334. Umar spied on the women when they went to the bathroom in the desert and forced Allah to send the verse of the Hijab
  335. A Muslim proposes to give his wife to another
  336. The prophet advise a women to suckle a man
  337. The prophet authorise prostitution under the cover of "temporary marriage"
  338. The three times divorced women should not return to her husband before she sleep with another
  339. The prophet took his adopted son's wife
  340. The prophet said to a girl accompanied with her wet nurse : "Give me yourself as a gift", when she refused he raised his hand and she said "I seek refuge with Allah from you"
  341. To satisfy his lustful soldiers, the prophet authorised prostitution under the cover of temporary marriage
  342. A man divorced his wife while in menstruation period, so the prophet told him not to divorce her until she is pure or pregnant
  344. Women's freedom reduced :
  346. He speaks about excised women as if it was a normal practice
  347. The beginning of face cover for women
  348. The prophet forbade Artificial hair even for women whose hair have fallen
  349. The prophet forbade for women to remove hair from their face or to use tattoo
  350. The silence of the girl is her consent for marriage
  351. Before islam, the ansari women had the upper hand in the couple
  353. Pedophilia :
  355. He married a six year old girl and consummated the marriage at nine
  356. The father of Aisha was shocked when the prophet asked her hand
  357. The prophet dreamed about Aisha when she was still a baby
  358. The prophet preferred little virgins
  359. Aisha was still playing with dolls (and dolls are forbidden for pubescent girls)
  361. Women victims of Muslim Wars :
  363. The prophet attacked people by surprise, killed the men and took Juwayriya as a sex slave
  364. The prophet killed the men of the Jewish tribe of Banu Qorayza and distributed the children and women as sex slaves
  365. The prophet authorise to attack villages, even if women and children could be harmed in the attack
  366. The prophet attacks a village, kill men, take female slaves, and trade a girl for Muslim prisoners
  367. The prophet killed the family of Safiya and raped her in the same day
  369. Hypocrisy of the Prophet
  371. The prophet encouraged people to die in combat
  372. But he didnt participate in combat himself
  373. He forbade sex outside marriage, but it was Ok for him to fuck as much women as he wanted, as much wives, sex slaves, and all the women who wanted to, so Aisha said to Him : "It seems to me that your Lord hastens to satisfy your desire"
  374. Prostitution is illegal, but temporary marriage is legal
  375. The prophet modified the quran based on circumstances, he gave a verse about jihad, then when a blind guy said to him that he cant do jihad, he modified the verse
  376. When ali had sex (raped) a slave girl from the Booty, the companions didnt like it but the prophet was Ok with that and defended him
  377. But when a Black slave took a piece of clothe from the booty, The prophet said that he will burn for it
  378. The prophet recognise the authority of the Torah and use it to condemn a man and his wife to stonning
  379. His wife Hafsa caught him having sex with Maria the sex slave on her own bed, so she forced him to swear that he will never touch maria again and he swore. Fortunatly, Allah, his personal Pimp, came with a verse to cancel this and give him the right to fuck Maria.
  380. The hand of the thief must be cut for an egg , but it was Ok for the prophet to attack villages and steal everything they've had
  381. The money he stole from Banu Nadir was sufficiant for a year
  382. The prophet bribed people to attract them to islam
  383. The prophet gave false advises in agriculture then recognised that he dont know much in the matter of this life, this didnt prevent him later from giving tons of false advises.
  384. The prophet gave a false advise concerning a stomach medecine, and when they told him that his medecine is wrong and worsened the case, he said that the medecine is good but the stomach has lied.
  385. He advised his companions to make ablutions in a stinking well full of dead dogs, and menstrual blood.
  386. When Aisha was accused of Adultery, God had to wait a month before sending a verse to innocent her, God didnt know if she was innocent, he had to wait and see if she will have her period or no.
  387. He advise women to perform adult suckling even with grown ups
  388. But when it's Aisha who is using adult suckling, he didnt like it and said that adult suckling is for children only
  389. At the satanic verses episode, he recognised the deities of the polytheists, so they prostrated with him
  390. The prophet had tons of wives, and even the quran give the right for 4 wives, but when Ali tried to take a second wife, the prophet didnt want to, because he knew that it will hurt his daughter, so he was aware that polygamy hurted women.
  391. The day he conquered Mecca, he gave orders to cut the hand of a Women who stole something
  392. But in the same day, Khalid Ibn Al Waiid Killed an entire village and killed even the captifs, and the prophet didnt do anything
  393. The prophet could read and write, he wrote in the day of Hudaybiya
  394. Praising is like cutting neck of a person
  395. You must throw dust in the face if someone praises another, but the prophet liked beign praised and even praised some companions
  397. Epileptic Prophet ?
  399. At first, the revelation was in the form of lucid dreams
  400. He sees extremely violent lucid dreams of angels smashing the head of people and removing the skin from their faces
  401. He starts having a lucid dream while a women is removing lice from his head, he took it for a revelation
  402. He had a lucid dream where he flew to the seventh heaven on a flying donkey and met prophets, he really believed it
  403. Lucid dream where he saw that the gate of Gog and Magog have been pierced, he took it seriously as a revelation and a true event
  404. The prophet tried to commit suicide by throwing himself from the top of a Mountain
  405. The prophet was the only one hallucinating Gabriel, the others present couldnt see him
  406. The prophet is the only one hearing Gabriel
  407. The prophet hallucinates that he had a fight with a demon trying to stop his prayer
  408. The prophet hallucinate having sex with his wives, but it wasnt true
  409. The prophet hallucinate Gabriel sitting on a throne between the sky and the earth
  410. The prophet hallucinates Gabriel with 600 wings
  411. The prophet hallucinates that he had met Jinns and that he read Quran to them
  412. While getting the revelation , he moves his lips unvoluntarily
  413. The prophet fell unconscious on the ground with his eyes open
  414. The prophet hates colored pictures, because the images keep coming in his mind and he cant control this, like some form of shcyzofrenia
  415. He Hallucinates that two men in white came, opened his abdomen and washed his heart
  416. He receives revelation while covered and producing a sound of Camel
  417. The revelation comes to him like the sound of a Bell (and the Bell is the tool of satan), and sweat drips from his head
  419. Art is Forbidden
  421. Games like Chess are detestable
  422. The bell is the tool of Satan
  423. People who make music will be turned to pigs and swine
  424. Angels dont enter in a house where we find a dog or a picture
  425. The prophet refused to enter a house where there's a colored picture
  426. He who draws pictures of living creatures will be tortured in hell
  428. Some Bad Manners in the Hadith
  430. The prophet had sex with nine wives in the same night
  431. Abu Bakr insulted a guy by saying "Go suck the clitoris of al-Lat!" , was ashamed and didnt add it in the english translation !
  432. In here the prophet is saying "Did you FUCK her", he is using slander in arabic, they didnt want to translate it.
  433. Abu Darr say to two women to fuck their god statues with a wooden dildo
  434. Again, the hadith says that the prophet is insulting and cursing, they're not translating it properly
  435. Umar spied on the women of the prophet at night when they went to the toilet in the desert
  436. The prophet created friendship between
  437. The prophet advise a women to suckle a man
  438. The prophet authorise prostitution under the cover of "temporary marriage"
  439. The three times divorced women should not return to her husband before she sleep with another
  440. The prophet married his adoptif son's wife
  441. Umar invented the Tarawih prayer
  442. Hamza was drunk, he killed camels that didnt belong to him and said to the prophet "you're a slave to my father"
  443. Aisha gets jealous and curses khadija
  444. The prophet said to a girl accompanied with her wet nurse : "Give me yourself as a gift", when she refused he raised his hand and she said "I seek refuge with Allah from you"
  445. To satisfy his lustful soldiers, the prophet authorised prostitution under the cover of temporary marriage
  446. Zaynab is happy to marry the adoptif father of her husband
  447. Aisha took a bath and only a curtain was separating her from her foster brother
  448. After the verse giving him the permission to marry her, the prophet entered upon her without permission
  449. The prophet talked to people while naked only dressed with the sheet of aisha
  453. Stories of prophets
  455. In this glorious hadith, The prophet is talking to us about the story of the Jews, they took baths totally naked looking at each other, except Moses who was shy, he took his bath alone, so the jews started laughing at him saying that he didn't took his bath with them because he had scrotal hernia. Then one day while he was taking a bath he put his clothes on a stone.....And THAT STONE, took his clothes and ran ! Then Moses followed the stone totally naked and when he caught it he started beating it, and if you go visit it, you ll find the marks of beating.
  456. The prophet said "While a man was driving a cow, he suddenly rode over it and beat it. The cow said, "We have not been created for this, but we have been created for sloughing." On that the people said astonishingly, "Glorified be Allah! A cow speaks!" The Prophet said, "I believe this, and Abu Bakr and Umar too. While a person was amongst his sheep, a wolf attacked and took one of the sheep. The man chased the wolf till he saved it from the wolf, where upon the wolf said, "You have saved it from me; but who will guard it on the day of the wild beasts when there will be no shepherd to guard them except me? " The people said surprisingly, "Glorified be Allah! A wolf speaks!" The Prophet said, "But I believe this, and Abu Bakr and Umar too
  457. The angel of death was sent to Moses and when he went to him, Moses slapped him severely, spoiling one of his eyes. (poor little angel)
  458. The prophet said that Salamander should be killed, because when Abraham was thrown in the fire by Nimrod, the salamander was blowing fire on him to make it hotter.
  459. Who killed a lizard from the first strike have 100 good points
  460. The prophet said the Solomon had sex with 100 wives in the same night (mo tried to do like him by having sex with nine wives in the same night)
  461. Mo said that a prophet asked god to stop the Sun in the Sky, and he did it for him
  462. The story of Moses and The Khidr
  463. The Prophet said : "Allah did not send any prophet but shepherded sheep."
  464. The story of the Man who killed 99 guys but went to Heaven because the angels made a strange calculation
  466. God and Magog and The Antichrist :
  468. The story of the Antichrist and the Beast found on an Island while the prophet was Alive
  469. The gog and Magog are digging trying to pierce the barrier constructed by dhul Qarnayn, but every night the sleep and they forget to say "If Allah wills", thats why everytime they must start all over again
  470. The Antichrist can tear people into pieces and make them back to normal again
  472. Heaven, Hell and Judgement :
  474. On the Day of Judgment there will be a flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.
  475. The distance of the two shoulders of the non-believer in Hell will be a three-day journey for a swift rider.
  476. People will be crawling on their faces on the day of judgement
  477. From every 1000, one person only will go to heaven
  478. There are wet nurses in paradise
  479. The sun will rise from the west at the day of judgement
  480. The first meal of the people of Paradise, will be the caudite lobe of the fish liver
  481. Jihadis will become green birds in heaven
  482. Not washing heels correctl during ablution is a reason to go to hell
  483. Urine that touches while peeing you is one of the reasons of torture in the tombe, and puting palm leafs on the tomb of the dead can lessen the torture
  484. The story of the sirat bridge that muslims travel to go to paradise
  485. The prophet said that looking at the sky while praying can turn you blind
  486. The Prophet said, "Straighten your rows (during prayer) or Allah will alter your faces."
  487. The Prophet said : "Isn't he who raises his head before the Imam afraid that Allah may transform his head into that of a donkey or his figure into that of a donkey?"
  488. The man who will have his intertines out in hell and will turn like a donkey around a milstone
  490. Flat Earth :
  492. The Prophet said : "The earth will be a bread on the Day of Resurrection, and Allah will topple turn it with His Hand like anyone of you topple turns a bread with his hands while (preparing the bread) for a journey, and that bread will be the entertainment for the people of Paradise."
  493. "Allah drew the ends of the world near one another for my sake. And I have seen its eastern and western ends. And the dominion of my Ummah would reach those ends which have been drawn near me"
  494. Every night, The sun prostrate under the throne of God
  496. Talking objects :
  498. Stones and trees will talk at the end of time and they will tell the muslims about Jews hiding behind them
  499. The prophet said : "By the One in Whose Hand is my soul! The Hour will not be established until predators speak to people and until the tip of a man's whip and the straps on his sandal speak to him, and his thigh informs him of what occurred with his family after him."
  501. Fairy Tales About Satan and angels
  503. Don't wipe your ass with Bones and Dung, for Mo met a delegation of nice Jinns, and they asked him for the remains of human food, and he asked Allah to give them bones and dung as a food.
  504. That night where Mo met with the Jinn, he recited Quran to Them, and he said "Don't perform istinja with these (things) for these are the food of your brothers (Jinn)."
  505. Satan pee in your ears that why you dont get up in the morning
  506. Satan sleeps in your nose
  507. Satan flee while farting when he hears the Call to prayer
  508. Satan spends the night in the house of people who dont say "bismillah"
  509. Satan eat the food that falls on the ground
  510. Don't let the children get out at night, because Satan is out
  511. If you yawn, close your mouth with your hand to stop Satan from entering
  512. Children cry because Satan pricks them
  513. Satan eats and drinks with his left hand
  514. Mo had a fight with a demon and he chocked him, and tought about tying him to a Pillar but he didnt want to do it because of Solomon
  515. Yawning is from satan, cover your mouth so that satan don't laugh at you
  516. There's a demon called Khinzab, he tries to interrupt your prayer, spit three times to stop him
  517. You must spit three times if you see a bad dream, because bad dreams are from satan
  518. The sun rises between the Horns of Satan
  519. Donkeys starts braying when they see Satan, and Cocks starts crowing when they see an Angel
  520. You find difficulty getting up in the morning because the devil ties three knots at the back of your neck
  521. When you want to have sex with your wife, you must recite a formula to protect the child who will be born, from Satan
  522. Looking hither and thither in prayer is a way of stealing by which Satan takes away a portion from the prayer
  523. Cover vessels, waterskins, close the doors and extinguish the lamps, to stop Satan
  524. The throne of Satan is on the Water and he send his demons to create problems between people (And the Throne of Allah is also on the water in the quran)
  525. When Allah gives an order, the angels speak about it in the heavens, and demons climb to spy on them and hear the orders, then they transmit the information to demons below them like in a ladder, until they transmit the information to a sorcerer on earth, but sometimes, flames follow the demons and burn them in the sky to prevent them from listening
  526. The prophet showed a man called Dihya to his companions, and told them that he was the angel Gabriel
  527. Angels dont travel with someone having a dog or a bell
  528. There's an angel in the right of every person
  529. The prophet said that the black dog is a devil
  530. Angels are offended by onions
  532. The mechanics of the invisible world :
  534. Every night, while the sun is prostrating under the Throne of god ( and Devils are peeing in the ears of sleeping people ( and staying in their noses ( the Almighty descends to the lowest heaven, and says: Who supplicates Me so that I may answer him? Who asks Me so that I may give to him? Who asks Me forgiveness so that I may forgive him? ( When he finishes collecting the prayers of people, he receives tons of questions from the Angels of the Uterus, they're thousands each one of them follow the developpement of babys in every womb and they say 'O Lord, semen! O Lord,it is now a clot! O Lord, it is now a piece of flesh.' And then, if Allah wishes to complete its creation, the angel asks, 'O Lord, will it be a male or a female? A wretched or a blessed doer of good? How much will his provisions be? What will his age be?' So all that is written while the creature is still in the mother's womb." ( In the meantime, some new Jihadis blew themselves and got up to heaven, so Allah the Almighty goes back to the seventh hevean and goes to visit them, He finds them in the bodies of green birds who have their nests in chandeliers hung from the throne. They eat the fruits of Paradise from wherever they like and then nestle in these chandeliers. Then he asks them : Do ye want anything? They say: What more shall we desire? We eat the fruit of Paradise from wherever we like. Their Lord ask them the same question thrice. When they see that they will continue to be asked and not left, they say: O Lord, we wish that Thou mayest return our souls to our bodies so that we may be slain in Thy way once again (( When He sees that they don't need anything, he leaves them and Go to Issue Orders to The Angels, so they start beating with their wings in obedience to His Statement which sounds like that of a chain dragged over a rock. (
  535. Until the Orders reaches the Angels of the Cloud, and they speak between them about those orders but devils who spy on them hear words of what they say and pour it in the ears of a soothsayer as one pours something in a bottle, and they add one hundred lies to that ( But sometimes A flame may overtake and burn the spy devil before conveying the news to the one below him (
  536. In the meantime, two groups of angels follow every person on earth, a team in the morning and a team at night, they shift places and when every team finishes the job, they get back to the seventh heaven to their Lord, and he asks them "In what state did you leave My slaves?' The angels reply, 'When we left them, they were praying, and when we reached them they were praying.' " (
  537. And there's a Third team of Angels writing down the list of people who attend the prayer at Mosque, On every Friday they take their stand at every gate of the mosque to write the names of the people chronologically and when the Imam sits on the pulpit they fold up their scrolls and get ready to listen to the sermon." ( But at that time, devils are fleeing while farting, because they cant support the Adhan, they flee five times a day at every prayer. ( They only stop fleeing in Ramadan, because they are chained and the gates of heaven are open and the gates of hell closed ( And lets not forget about the angel standing in the right of every one writing down his good deeds (
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