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  1. +15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
  2. +10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
  3. +5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
  4. 0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
  5. −5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
  6. ... ... −10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
  7. −20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
  8. −30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
  9. −50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
  10. −70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
  11. −273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
  12. −300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.
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