____, not even once

...now KISS!!!

oh, you!

OP will surely deliver

like a BOSS!

I'll show myself out

I have the weirdest boner right now

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY -- or "I keep on throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening"

I did nazi that coming

I know that feel, bro

faith in humanity lost/restored

...for science

mind blown or mind=blown

came here to say this

boy, that escalated quickly -- usually accompanied with an image of Will Farrell

that's enough internet for me today

YOU HAD ONE JOB

you just won the internet

KILL IT WITH FIRE

to the top with you! --edit: better monitor

Why do I have you tagged as ____?

you monster

____ was bad, you should feel bad

dafuq?

What did I just read?

Nice try, ___ -- edit: replaced with more accurate monitor.

you wouldn't download a(n) ____ -- usually followed by "f*** you, I would if I could"

9/10, would read again

right in the feels/childhood/nostalgia/___

that was a risky click

2/10, would not bang

CTRL+F "___" was not disappointed

well said

about tree fiddy

as a(n) ___, I can confirm this

redditor for ___, this checks out

so brave

nailed it

NOPE NOPE NOPE

'merica or 'murica or Amerikkka

You must be new to reddit/the internet

Manly tears were shed

I read that as ___

You're doing God's work, son

I see your ___ and raise you ___

OP is a fag

Doing it right

this kills the ___

you. I like you.

DM;HS

Who's cutting onions? or damn onions

When you see it...

Dat ass

you magnificent bastard

this ___ gave me cancer

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

whoosh

I'll allow it

rule 1, be attractive...

seems legit

feels good man

this little guy or this gem

Brace yourselves, ___ is coming

This is why we can't have nice things

Lost it at ___

I can't fap to this and challenge accepted

some men want to watch the world burn

what is this I don't even

4chan/circlejerk/___ is leaking

cool story, bro

damn ___, you scary

relevant XKCD

This will get buried but...

Never stick your dick in crazy

no true scotsman

strawman or straw man

cakeday or cake day

All aboard the karma train

Said no one ever

Lawyer up, delete facebook and hit the gym

Directed by M. Night (any variation of his last name)

I only have one upvote to give

(person who agrees with my uneducated views) gets it

I'll just leave this here

edit: accidentally a word

I'll be in my bunk

[f]irst post, be gentle

rustles my jimmies or jimmies were rustled

one does not simply ___

Just sayin'...

To be fair...

I see what you did there.

stahp

any love for ___