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[AUversal Lockdown] BM Gang Encounter #1

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  1. Deacon: * So does everyone know what to do?
  2. Cal & Star: * Yeah.
  3. Deacon: * Alright then, when the human gets here we'll be ready to spring it on them.
  4. Cal: * So now?
  5. Cal: * Cause I'm pretty sure that's them.
  6. (Cal points at Frisk)
  7. (Deacon turns around to look at them before turning back to the gang)
  8. Deacon: * Wh- Are you kidding me?!
  9. Deacon: * We only had enough time to make a plan, not get the stuff we need for it too!
  10. Star: * What all do we need again?
  11. Star: * I might've been thinking about food while you were talking.
  12. Star: * Maybe.
  13. Deacon: * Star are you serious?
  14. Deacon: * We went over the plan at least 5 times!
  15. Star: * Hey, I said MAYBE!
  16. Star: * The world may never know the final answer.
  17. Star: * I just need a refresher is all!
  18. Deacon: * I can't believe you.
  19. Frisk: * Maybe I should sneak away while they're bickering.
  20. Lucas: * And miss this comedy gold?
  21. Lucas: * Nah, just wait.
  22. Deacon: * ...and lastly, puzzles to set up throughout the area to slow them down.
  23. Deacon: * You got all that?
  24. Star: * Puzzles? Why didn't you just say so!
  25. (Star pulls out a little box)
  26. Cal: * Star is that... a jigsaw puzzle?
  27. Star: * Yeah.
  28. Cal: * Bruh.
  29. Deacon: * And you wonder why people say the Void Mercs are better than us!
  30. Star: * Look Cerulean, you seem pretty grumpy.
  31. Star: * Are you hungy man? I get grumpy when I'm hungy.
  32. Star: * How about we get some pizza?
  33. Cal: * It's not like we can do anything to the human without the supplies we need anyways.
  34. Deacon: * (sigh)
  35. Deacon: * Look, let's just leave for now and focus on getting the supplies.
  36. Deacon: * ...and maybe some pizza.
  37. Deacon: * Then we can come back and stall the human while the guard mobilizes.
  38. Deacon: * Sound like a plan?
  39. Cal: * Any plan that involves pizza is a good plan.
  40. Star: * Yeah it's just science honestly.
  41. Deacon: * Great.
  42. (He turns around to address Frisk)
  43. Deacon: * Alright, kid.
  44. Deacon: * While it would appear there's been a snag in our plans...
  45. Deacon: * Let it be known that you haven't heard the last of
  46. Deacon, Cal, and Star: * The BM Gang!
  47. Cal: * Alright gang, let's head out.
  48. Cal: * It's pizza time.
  49. Deacon: * For god's sake please don't forget about the supplies.
  50. Cal: * I won't!
  51. Cal: * Pizza just comes first man.
  52. Deacon: * I'm surrounded by idiots.
  53. Cal: * Thanks, I try my best!
  54. (Cal and Deacon walk off)
  55. (Star chucks the jigsaw puzzle box on the ground)
  56. Star: Ha, good luck getting past this puzzle, NERD!
  57. Star: It has 2200 pieces!
  58. (Star runs off after the two)
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